how old is the board in 2019

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

pick the range that best describes your age

0-19
3
1%
20-24
12
4%
25-29
57
21%
30-34
105
38%
35-39
62
23%
40-44
26
10%
45-49
6
2%
50+
2
1%
 
Total votes : 273

Postby wolfie » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:12 am

these age groups were chosen arbitrarily, I'm not sure if even all of these are represented in our community.
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Postby wolfie » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:12 am

actually they weren't really arbitrary at all
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Postby sadville » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:14 am

i'm 35 arbitrary units of long-time
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Postby ecto » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:14 am

i would think i was old as shit as recently as like ten years ago
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Postby Marza » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:14 am

i'm a lil baby
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Postby Grumby » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:15 am

i'm a twenty seven year old male
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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:16 am

Remember when roy accused me of taking advantage of college students when people donated for my cat?

That was 4 years ago. She legit thought we were all college students. Wild.
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Postby ecto » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:16 am

"20-24" fuck off. no one is 20-24 anymore
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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:20 am

We just skip from 19 and go right to 25.

4Loko will do that to you.
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Postby Shotfrog » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:20 am

How old is your FACE in 2019
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Postby ecto » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:21 am

Shotfrog wrote:How old is your FACE in 2019

24
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Postby Grumby » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:23 am

i remember when i was 26... it was only two months ago! time just flies
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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:24 am

my face is sliding nicely into 'wine and don't give a fuck' years but I don't drink much.

Being late 30s is weird.
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:24 am

I'm ageless
in so much as i am a 28yo school leaver
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Postby Malcolm Money » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:25 am

I remember finding the board when I was a college freshman...in 2004.
I got absolutely zero “retail therapy” emotional boost and it absolutely confirmed that buying things is an empty and reflexive genuflection to a hyper consumerist capitalist system that has indoctrinated me.
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Postby Buddy Glass » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:26 am

Shotfrog wrote:How old is your FACE in 2019

What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:26 am

being 30 is weird
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:27 am

on thqt note: i gotta call up uni tomorrow to explain why they should let me listen to a bunch of 18 year olds talk about the fall of the roman empire
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Postby Merciel » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:28 am

I'm 38.

Every year when kid8 makes his birthday thread I spend a minute reflecting that we're the same age and we've probably been on the board for roughly the same amount of time.

The world's a strange place.
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Postby Grumby » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:28 am

i can stand on my own two feet but i'm still kinda pathetic
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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:29 am

The idea that there are a bunch of college age students seeking out an aging offshoot of pitchfork message board in the year of our lord 2019 is hilarious to me.

I know we have people that age around but that's definitely a novelty. Anyone that age who likes a forum style platform is probably on reddit.
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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:30 am

honestly no matter your opinion of kid8's posting, he's kind of a treasure and im very happy i got to meet him in person.
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:32 am

there are definitely still young folk forums but hpn ain't one
boarding never really dies
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Postby Kenny » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:33 am

34 for one more month, thank FUCK I'm still in the lower 30s bracket!!
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Postby Buddy Glass » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:33 am

I remember posting in a "how old are you" thread here back when I was 20 or 21 and someone was like "Jesus Christ how are you only [x] years old"

I'm 36 now

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Postby Sobieski » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:33 am

when I was 20 I remember not wanting to live past 23 'because everything was vanity, man'
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:34 am

reddit is something else and truly heinous
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Postby Kenny » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:36 am

I started boarding in Dec 2007 (when I was 23) and I remember that even then there was a culture of people having boarded for a long time.

I had been with my current gf for only 2 years at that point!
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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:37 am

It really is a cesspool. I enjoyed a couple forums but it's just incredibly toxic and I gladly noped out.

Sad, because I had a ton of karma lol
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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:39 am

I joined in 2003 and still feel like a newcomer.
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