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Postby national e-day observer » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:19 pm

big fan of sgt steve cum
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:38 pm

Lorenzo Widget
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Postby Brunch Buttsteak » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:46 pm

Earlicious Fullwood
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Postby Brunch Buttsteak » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:46 pm

Jesus Merlin
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Postby Brunch Buttsteak » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:46 pm

Denim Black
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Postby winj » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:52 pm

went to school with a Dick Hares
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Postby grammatron » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:03 pm

brian dennehy fan wrote:big fan of sgt steve cum

Yeah that’s really a devastating name.
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Postby conductor » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:08 pm

One time an elderly woman came into the store where my wife was working and started criticizing the furniture and paint design, going into very specific detail about how they were losing so much business, depressing their workers, etc. because the colors were all alienating. After she checked out, she handed my wife a business card that said

Hortense Philpott
Color Consultant
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Postby Catullus » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:20 pm

My friend Jen dated this guy named Greg Cumming and he lived on Semen street
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Postby national e-day observer » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:22 pm

kitti outlaw is a local plastic surgeon
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Postby WAC » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:36 pm

Lazer Blade
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Postby largecrow » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:59 pm

Tom Paradise
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Postby i am rich » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:01 pm

grammatron wrote:Ah fuck, I forgot about Speed Weed.

dick wolf
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Postby i am rich » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:01 pm

also my friend knows a dude named frank bologna
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Postby jubjub » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:14 pm

Weed has stated on Twitter that "Speed" is a nickname given to him by his father on the day he was born, while "Weed" is his family name.[6]

:cry:

ANYWAY who gives their baby the nickname "speed,"
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Postby i am rich » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:17 pm

i actually just met someone with the surname weed recently
it rocked 8-)
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Postby Grendel » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:21 pm

Warrick Dunn
Paul Mooney wrote:When I see homeless white person I start crying. (cries) What a waste of white skin.
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Postby Catullus » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:12 pm

Justin Case
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Postby i am rich » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:17 pm

Catullus wrote:Justin Case

bill ding
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Postby wuk » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:25 pm

dosbrains wrote:Guy in college named Alistair Slaughter


hey i used to be friends with him
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Postby Stuntman » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:26 pm

Before the movie started AMC theaters used to put an image on the screen that read "Make sure to show your student ID when purchasing your ticket" alongside an example of a student ID with the name "Bobby Teenager" living at "123 Fake St Anytown USA" and it made me lose it every time.
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Postby hologram » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:27 pm

i am rich wrote:
Catullus wrote:Justin Case

bill ding


Hugh Jazz
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Postby figaro » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:29 pm

dick trickle
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:49 pm

figaro wrote:dick trickle


People generally don't believe me when I say this was the real name of a Nascar driver when I tell them
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Postby goldmatt » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:03 pm

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Postby The Priest » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:09 pm

pana wrote:Kenny Jacuzzi
https://i.imgur.com/tPO3vv2.jpg


that fact truly kicked ass

there are beaten and bruised lies all over the place
Thank you for reading my posts ❤️
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Postby compatibility mode » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:18 pm

Lazer Blade
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Postby hoopdog » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:19 pm

Met a guy named Rusty Switcheroo a few weeks ago

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Postby grayfox » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:25 pm

Robin Drinkwater
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Postby compatibility mode » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:41 pm

An old classmate I knew was Ivana Mann
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