honestly the whole covid-19 situation does not look great

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:23 pm

hello
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:26 pm



new china virus questions... new china virus answers
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:27 pm

A cool new virus hits the scene
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Postby warmjets » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:31 pm

Feeling kind of out of it today, i think i have this.
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Postby warmjets » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:32 pm

Surely this is the end for ol' warmjets
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Postby virile » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:33 pm

you don't even have to be chinese to get it folks this is a game changer
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Postby Annie May » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:34 pm

I saw new china virus at Leeds a few years back, their set was kinda boring tbh
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:36 pm

SARS vs impeachment can the news cycle handle it
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:37 pm

the WHO is meeting and the human to human transmision is confirmed and it's already been detected in like 10 countries so 6 pm news, go off
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:38 pm

sorry I'm counting each province of china as a different country in that total (fake news)
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Postby Avalanche Lily » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:42 pm

warmjets wrote:Feeling kind of out of it today, i think i have this.
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Postby average deceiver » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:45 pm

china fires back against pussies with new virus
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Postby gauchebag » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:19 pm

fuck did i get this in japan

fatigue

runny nose

sore throat

i've been dry, very dry my throat and lower nasal passages and now my lips have dried out but that may be from burning them on the udon i ate the other night
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:21 pm

call your local world health organization
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Postby conductor » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:26 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:call your local world health organization

Who?
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Postby alaska » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:26 pm

*the who roger daltrey* same as the old virus
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Postby alaska » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:28 pm

so psyched that im on effexor now otherwise this would be the only thing id' be able to think about

i hope they figure it out and stop it and that everyone is okay and doesnt get this New China Virus
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Postby Stuntman » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:28 pm

conductor wrote:
palmer eldritch wrote:call your local world health organization

Who?


Absolutely.
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Postby alaska » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:28 pm

look at these motherfuckers

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Postby mercenaries of slime » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:33 pm

they look sick
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Postby mellowgold » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:35 pm

me blogging during the new china virus

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Postby Merciel » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:35 pm

Death toll on this thing so far is not terror-inducing.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:42 pm

it's pretty hard to tell how serious it is at this point because we're relying on chinese health authorities but it's surely (well, likely) not on the level of a bird flu jumping to direct communicability or probably SARS for that matter
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Postby alaska » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:44 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:it's pretty hard to tell how serious it is at this point because we're relying on chinese health authorities but it's surely (well, likely) not on the level of a bird flu jumping to direct communicability or probably SARS for that matter


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Postby scramble » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:57 pm

a deathvirus for the restofus
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Postby dvr » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:08 pm

the largest human migration in history will be happening next week in China (Chinese New Year)
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:12 pm

Stop making jokes this could be very serious
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Postby Lil Gugger » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:23 pm

You can get this and two different kinds of flu this month now. Gotta catch em all!
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Postby mondays » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:30 pm

New China Virus
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:42 pm

husker du voice
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