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Postby Sobieski » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:30 pm

mortimer wrote:There are Kava bars all over town. You should see the low lifes who hang out at a kava bar...

It makes your mouth numb and you feel kind of drunk. Apparently it’s a reverse tolerance thing, so you won’t feel much the first few times you try it. Never really got into regular trips to the kava bar so can’t tell you if that’s true.



Mortimer’s kind of right about the florida kava bars, except that they were kind of fun to hang out in sometimes
my favorite one was stuck in some 00s electronica chill out room cultural debris with weird expats and west palm drifters


Never that crazy about kava itself but it has its moments, I’m never probably going to enjoy drinking this brown water that much tho
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Postby cooly » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:34 pm

why did i just buy a half pound of kava and a kava straining bag lol

whatever

this better be relaxing as fuck
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Postby cooly » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:35 pm

should i brew this shit in water, juice, (cow) milk, or oat milk
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Postby Bernie » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:36 pm

Nathan works for big kava and he's getting us hooked
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:51 pm

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Postby k_uger » Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:34 pm

I’m seeing them at Hangout Fest over spring break
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Postby father of two » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:39 am

got stoned out of my fucking gourd off this shit at age 15 in a fijian village. gotta drink it out of the giant bowl with the crewe for it to work though
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:16 am

I have definitely felt a little indica-esque when I go overboard on this
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:16 am

Need to do a khat-kava-kratom kombo
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Postby cooly » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:09 am

nathan do you brew in water, juice, milk, or other
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Postby klubrick » Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:06 am

Bernie wrote:
Debbie wrote:
Bernie wrote:
OLD SAINT RIXX wrote:
Bernie wrote:I bought some of the extracted tea flavored stuff from the company that rixx recommended just to try it but maybe it's not as good?

I kept seeing extra shit recommended to strain and stuff and it seemed complicated.

I value all my socks dearly so I probably wouldn't use the sock method but like, cheesecloth is like a dollar at any grocery store?


This is what I bought

https://kalmwithkava.com/shop/kalm-with-kava-concentrate/


This looks p lame


They also have this?

https://kalmwithkava.com/shop/micronized-kava/


Yea, I have some of this and its good, I mix it into orange juice
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:07 am

cooly wrote:nathan do you brew in water, juice, milk, or other


water
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:37 pm

Yeah I just do water too. I added some almond milk to it once because of the whole emulsifying stuff I read about online and I threw up afterwards, it was so disgusting. Never again
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Postby cooly » Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:15 am

my kava is coming today. i'll probably brew a cup as soon as i get it lol
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:23 am

I think I went overboard on this last week and started to feel bad

Maybe a twice a week thing for me I dunno
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Postby cooly » Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:25 am

well that's great to hear after buying a bunch of kava and a bag bc of you. thanks dude
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:10 am

Just don't drink a ton of it every night
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:10 am

Also I bought the same one you bought and it's being delivered tonight TWINSIES
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Postby cooly » Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:32 am

Debbie wrote:Also I bought the same one you bought and it's being delivered tonight TWINSIES

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Postby cooly » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:22 pm

whoa this really does taste horrible.

my mouth feels numb and weird. no other effects yet but i just drank it a minute ago
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Postby wendy » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:26 pm

Keep us posted pls
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Postby cooly » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:34 pm

i feel pretty fuckin relaxed. good job nathan
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:39 pm

How much u drink
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Postby cooly » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:43 pm

i took like 7 oz and with a 3:1 water:kava ratio

is that about what you do? that was the recommendation on the bag
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Postby ecto » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:54 pm

anyone got any pill recommendations? i like the way it feels but it also makes me gag and the cheesecloth process sucks
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Postby cooly » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:45 pm

i like the comedown from this. at its peak i felt like i was doing a much milder form of ketamine (felt really relaxed and calm, didn't have perfect control of my muscles) and now i have that sort of post-mushroom pleasant vibe. wish it lasted a little longer but whatever
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Postby Brouhaha » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:47 pm

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Postby Bernie » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:39 pm

How long did it last cooly? My tea flavored liquid arrived today.
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Postby mactheo » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:41 pm

once I get paid I'm gonna buy some of this so I can finally chill out

is it less addictive than kratom?
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Postby cooly » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:45 pm

Bernie wrote:How long did it last cooly? My tea flavored liquid arrived today.

i think about 2 hours? it took about 20 minutes to kick in. you're not getting like super high, you're just getting very chilled out. based on this thread and what i've read online it seems like your first time you feel it less than your second etc., so i'm looking forward to trying it again next weekend or so.

lmk how the liquid is. the drink i made tasted truly disgusting. i thought making the drink myself would be most cost-effective, but i'm not really sure how true that is anymore
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