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Postby Debbie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:17 pm

I'm full time tea strainer because the cloth shit is a mess

I just immerse it in hot water for ten minutes then strain out all the gunk

Enjoy nearly barfing then chilling out!
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Postby Debbie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:19 pm

dvr wrote:I think ashwaganda is making me lethargic and careless about everything


My experience with this is not great

It'll chill me out a bit but gives me anxiety. Also it's supposed to make you strong but that doesn't really vibe with being sleepy imo
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Postby joe » Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:51 pm

i got this thing that rixx recommended

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00N1 ... UTF8&psc=1
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Postby Bernie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:54 pm

The aluball worked really well. Took about two minutes worth of shaking and honestly didn’t taste all that horrible. Nowhere near the level of kratom which I could hardly ever get down.
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Postby cooly » Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:57 pm

how the fuck are people getting addicted to kratom if it tastes worse than this?

it must feel incredible... maybe i should get into kratom
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Postby Bernie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:00 pm

Kratom was pretty close to what it felt like when I took painkillers back in the day. It made me nauseous and jittery though. And like I said, I couldn’t get it down most of the time.
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Postby Debbie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:01 pm

Kratom doesn't taste worse than this, imo
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Postby Debbie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:02 pm

I might be influenced by this recent version cooly and I got though

It tastes like regular earthy kava but with like a dash of old lady perfume and that's the part that's killing me
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Postby Bernie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:02 pm

I got the same thing you both got
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Postby Bernie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:02 pm

3 kava musketeers
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Postby Debbie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:04 pm

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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:05 pm

I also ordered a bag of this old lady perfume kava, arriving tomorrow!
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Postby Debbie » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:06 pm

Yeah let me know if you have the same reaction

I've downed my share of kavas and this is the only one I've been like ugh fucking gross
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Postby joe » Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:52 pm

oh shit i got the old lady perfume one too. will check in at like 2am
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Postby dvr » Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:16 pm

Debbie wrote:
dvr wrote:I think ashwaganda is making me lethargic and careless about everything


My experience with this is not great

It'll chill me out a bit but gives me anxiety. Also it's supposed to make you strong but that doesn't really vibe with being sleepy imo



I've been taking it everyday for 6 months (sometimes only half a dose). Everything I read online says you're supposed to cycle off it to let some stuff reset/recharge. I've heard l-theanine is a good replacement while on the break, the next two days I'm going to try it.

The ashwaganda doesn't give me anxiety but I feel indifferent or too mellow a lot of the time. It greatly reduces my 'fight-or-flight' antsyness and is relaxing.

I'll try kava soon.
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Postby the scofflaw » Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:38 am

think I'm gonna take a dip in the kava pool..would really like to find something to mix into the evening routine that helps soothe some anxiety/relax that isn't booze or the krat
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Postby joe » Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:56 am

the cooly kava just takes like kava to me, nothign super gross.

think i fucked up my prep a bit, i'm not great at kneading and the water i used wasn't very warm, but i'm definitely filling chill in spite of the armodafinil that's still hiding in my system
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Postby the scofflaw » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:19 pm

i was gonna prep some kava tonight and i never really know what to believe when i google questions about stuff like this but it seems like a reasonable method may be to throw some kava in the blender with hot water (and maybe a splash of milk or oil of some kind) and let it run for 4-5 minutes, then strain it?
prob gonna order a straining bag or whatever. i've got some stuff i use for loose teas and coffee but not sure it'll work for a fine powder.
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Postby gauchebag » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:30 pm

joe wrote:i got this thing that rixx recommended

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00N1 ... UTF8&psc=1



FYI this is the one I bought and works great. Cheaper

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LB ... UTF8&psc=1
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Postby Marza » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 pm

the scofflaw wrote:i was gonna prep some kava tonight and i never really know what to believe when i google questions about stuff like this but it seems like a reasonable method may be to throw some kava in the blender with hot water (and maybe a splash of milk or oil of some kind) and let it run for 4-5 minutes, then strain it?
prob gonna order a straining bag or whatever. i've got some stuff i use for loose teas and coffee but not sure it'll work for a fine powder.


that's what i did and it worked fine? (i used cheese cloth to strain.)

my friend's hosting a creativity/crafts night tonight and i'm supplying the kava. caught a whiff as I was packing and it nearly set off my gag reflex. :ryan:
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Postby Debbie » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:08 pm

I gotta do this again it keeps me from sniffing or boozing
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Postby Debbie » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm

One day I ate some ABV and smoked twice in the day and then did kava and I'll never know if it was the kava or missing my ABV strength but that was a greening out night and I did not sleep well
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Postby cooly » Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:08 pm

it's saturday night. you know what that means... i'm gonna stay home and brew some kava after i eat dinner, and i'm hyped as hell for it
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Postby office plant » Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:44 pm

ok i just ordered some kava
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Postby office plant » Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:44 pm

i can have a little kava,,
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Postby Marza » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:06 pm

made a big batch of kava and threw it up the other day... i gotta work out how to make this stuff taste better.
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Postby cooly » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:44 pm

office plant wrote:ok i just ordered some kava

good choice. i drank my kava and i'm straight vibing now

Marza wrote:made a big batch of kava and threw it up the other day... i gotta work out how to make this stuff taste better.

god i know. i almost threw up just now. did you buy the one nathan and i get?

my girlfriend bought some juice for us to chase it with but she got the nastiest juice i've ever tasted so it didn't help
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Postby cooly » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:44 pm

my girlfriend somehow drinks it all in one swallow without throwing up. i have to take little sips to get it down
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Postby cooly » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:45 pm

anyways don't be discouraged office plant it feels incredible after you get the taste out of your mouth
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Postby the scofflaw » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:47 pm

what kind of dosing/ratio are you using? I had some good vibes on this the first night but today it's not doing anything outside the numbness in the lips/tongue
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