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Postby cooly » Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:59 am

i would guess that it depends on whether your difficulty sleeping is caused by stress (in which case it will help) or something else (in which case it might not), but i'm not a dr.

also: i don't think it would be a great idea to plan to do this e.g. daily to solve sleeping issues
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Postby milano boy » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:33 pm

ty, dr. cooly. i think i should not try this. i get dependent on stuff too easily.
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:37 pm

as a doctor I can tell you this is not addictive
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:38 pm

i stake my medical license on that
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Postby wendy » Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:45 pm

Cooly update on my doc/meds sitch

So I’ve been prescribed up to 2mg of Xanax a day and as I mentioned earlier I’ve been requesting (and getting!) refills a staggering 10+ days early every month since August. No raised eyebrows as far as I can tell.

Saw my doc today and I was like “this isn’t sustainable, I need a longer term medication for generalized anxiety disorder (which I have), I can’t keep take Xanax every time I get anxious because it’s all the time now”

So he not only prescribed me Prozac, he also refilled my xan script 2 weeks early AND bumped my dosage up to 3mg/day

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Postby cooly » Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:02 pm

Lol I told you Wendy. Be safe
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:14 pm

:!: my huge quarantine end of the world kava order from Bula...has arrived :!:
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Postby cooly » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:16 pm

i've been thinking about ordering more kava. i'm gonna need something to get me through the next few months and i only have enough left for like... maybe 2 uses for both me and my gf
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Postby cooly » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:32 pm

i bought a pound of the good shit before everything gets shut down

was googling to see how long after eating is ideal to drink this and lol, the kava forums own. i might start boarding there instead of here

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Postby Bernie » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:23 pm

Cooly don't leave us for the kavaheads :(
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Postby Real Real Real » Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:33 pm

Ok, here's the deal. I just got off a very tense bargaining call with cooly. 5 hours. He is willing to return here if Wang Computers changes their name to CapmKrump AND goes to an online academy for dance and clowning.
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:43 pm

Can this help me get off tianeptine? Cuz I'm doing like 100g a month and dont have a job but if it's a cheaper drug tell me how to order it
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Postby cooly » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:18 pm

anyone else vibing on some kava right now
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Postby Marza » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:23 pm

oh man i have like 500g left but i can't get over that taste. maybe tomorrow I'll get some OJ and try again
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Postby mactheo » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:26 pm

no but I FINALLY remembered to not forget to order this online, so I'll be vibing in just a few short days B^,
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Postby cooly » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:32 pm

it does feel terrible to drink, but it feels so good to have drunk
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:36 pm

I gotta get back on this cause my corona/great depression is a mess
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Postby cooly » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:41 pm

this is a much better escape mechanism than weed during the virus days
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:46 pm

It really can be you can just spend thirty minutes in a haze then go night night
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Postby Bernie » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:49 pm

I need to do this and not drink
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:55 pm

cooly wrote:anyone else vibing on some kava right now

yes
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:41 pm

Bump lol
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Postby gauchebag » Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:26 pm

i have a little bit left thinking about kneading up a batch right now

it's raining and cold and can't decide if i want to go for a walk or quick bike around the neighborhood just to see what's open

maybe i should just drink some kava and have a beer?
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Postby mactheo » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:15 pm

ok wow after literally a lifetime of forgetting to order kava, my kava finally came in the mail today and I just took a not-too-bad tasting shot, so I will be completely relaxed in just a few minutes I'm guessing
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Postby mactheo » Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:02 am

this was pretty relaxing, although it didn't have the legs of kratom. what's the deal with how bad kava is? can I take it every day?
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Postby cooly » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:24 pm

i did more kava than i've ever done, and it rules
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Postby cooly » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:37 pm

i am FUCKED UP on kava. i am cap'n krunk

i have lost control over my jaw
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Postby mactheo » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:08 pm

how fucked up can u get on kava, cooly
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Postby Brouhaha » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:13 pm

cooly just used the entire hipinion disaster fund to buy a boat
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Postby cooly » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:22 pm

mactheo wrote:how fucked up can u get on kava, cooly

apparently pretty fucked up
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