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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:35 pm

Oh nm back in stock
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:35 pm

kalm with kava is what reddit said was good and crowd-sourced recommendations are the only time I trust those losers
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:36 pm

got any of that.....kag mava
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:40 pm



looks delicious
make it mild
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Postby cooly » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:41 pm

the strainers are, annoyingly, sold out on kalmwithkava
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Postby average deceiver » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:43 pm

how many rounds of slurp n' buzz you get out of a 1/2 lb. bag?
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Postby Marza » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:45 pm

cooly wrote:the strainers are, annoyingly, sold out on kalmwithkava


i can send you a sock iyw
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Postby k_uger » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:48 pm

do I have to massage that shit to get the xanny booze effects? I’ve been drinking it on and mostly off for years and I’ve never gotten to the point where I’m like “woah the kava’s kicking in”

whenever I have it it’s just it’s night time and I had some soothing, awful tasting tea
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Postby k_uger » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:49 pm

or do you need fats/oils to get it out?

I just bought a dope loose leaf tea kettle and have mixed some in with lemongrass and ginger at night a few times and it seems nice and relaxing... but I’d for once like to get good and Kava’d
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Postby cooly » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:50 pm

alright i ordered some kava. will report back when i'm trying it
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Postby Marza » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:56 pm

kava producers are probably wondering what on earth is going on with this huge spike in orders all of a sudden
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:59 pm

kava kava kava kava kava kameleon
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Postby k_uger » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:01 pm

my method for trying to actually catch a buzz was to boil it, add a dollop of coconut oil, blend, and strain

makes a much more opaque liquid... going in now but I also ate a small mushroom not long ago, so it may be hard to tell

so maybe substance use disorder is my problem and not the kava
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:03 pm

k_uger wrote:my method for trying to actually catch a buzz was to boil it, add a dollop of coconut oil, blend, and strain

makes a much more opaque liquid... going in now but I also ate a small mushroom not long ago, so it may be hard to tell

so maybe substance use disorder is my problem and not the kava


Lol I do stuff

On Sunday I paired with too much weed and that was a messy might of minor hallucinations
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Postby blab » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:03 pm

whoa cool i didn't know kava was having a moment!!

i buy my shit from Gourmet Hawaiian Kava, it's great! try the "a'wa hiwa"

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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:03 pm

I heard when you boil it, it actually eliminates the kavalactones in the kava, thus reducing the psychoactive properties of the drink. most places say to get it warm or near boiling. I just do it with like room temp water
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:03 pm

this stuff requires a lot of work/time

I'm just going to stay anxious to keep me on my toes
make it mild
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Postby blab » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:04 pm

i need to try someo f these preperation methods bc all i've ever done was stick the kava in a sack and kneed it for 15 minutes.
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:04 pm

I read that apparently it needs to be hotter than boiling (to fuck with the kavalactones) to do that but water doesn't do that but yeah no need to boil

You're supposed to agitate it continuously for ten minutes which is kind of silly
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:04 pm

blab wrote:i need to try someo f these preperation methods bc all i've ever done was stick the kava in a sack and kneed it for 15 minutes.

yeah this is all I do too
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Postby k_uger » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:05 pm

OLD SAINT RIXX wrote:I heard when you boil it, it actually eliminates the kavalactones in the kava, thus reducing the psychoactive properties of the drink. most places say to get it warm or near boiling. I just do it with like room temp water

damn I thought that was maté... I thought with kava you had to get it EXTRA boiled

ah well I’ve been measuring my maté and green tea temps lately, to wonderful effect, it’s not that hard
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Postby cooly » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:05 pm

what ultimately sold me was this 5 star review


Woooooo shit fuck yeah lets get krun
Jon on Mar 06, 2018
This shit right here man this is the best stuff ever yoo[oo get this buy this woooooooooo yeahhhhhhhh

https://www.bulakavahouse.com/products/ ... ava-powder
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Postby blab » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:05 pm

i like to do a weed/coffee/kava/kratom combination. keeps me on my toes
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:05 pm

Lol
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:06 pm

I heard you're supposed to freeze it for 5 months then snort it
make it mild
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Postby k_uger » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:07 pm

yea I think an immersion blender does the job of the kneading well enough to get those chemicals out... I don’t think there’s a chemical change happening as a result of then kneading, just that you need to break down the cell walls

I know, I white person’d the damn kava, but it was unavoidable
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Postby hoopdog » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:10 pm

OLD SAINT RIXX wrote:
Debbie wrote:
OLD SAINT RIXX wrote:the kava bar in Williamsburg is pretty chill. I went in once randomly and it was empty besides the bartender, who was sitting at the bar eating ramen and watching a doc on burroughs. he hooked me up though


Wait where is this

http://www.ka-va-bar.com


i passed by a brand new kava bar on bedford the other day, looked chill
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Postby mactheo » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:14 pm

blab wrote:i like to do a weed/coffee/kava/kratom combination. keeps me on my toes


don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, weed, kratom, cigarette, benzos, adderall,
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:22 pm

Debbie wrote:https://www.bulakavahouse.com/

Oh snap this is in portland maybe I’ll take a field trip sometime
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
and sleep more
always/ tip %20
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Postby k_uger » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:29 pm

mactheo wrote:
blab wrote:i like to do a weed/coffee/kava/kratom combination. keeps me on my toes


don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, weed, kratom, cigarette, benzos, adderall,

the subtlety of ending this post on a comma is *chef’s kiss*
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