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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:42 am
I think it's too stressful for them.
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by bruceagain » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:45 am
in fact dogs only play poker when they're extremely anxious
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by polybius » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:04 am
might start using this for when i want to acknowledge a good thread but have nothing of value to add
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:05 am
I don't like to admit this but acknowledgement is valuable.
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:06 am
Or am I bluffing.
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:06 am
See how much that would suck if you were a dog.
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by polybius » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:06 am
i think its important to appreciate good online content
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by aububs » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:24 am
I enjoy playing poker, and I am a dog
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by bruceagain » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:35 am
Jeremy wrote: See how much that would suck if you were a dog.
"which hand am i holding the river in, c'mon girl, which hand is it"
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by bruceagain » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:06 am
i do think they'd enjoy smoking however
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:19 am
Did people only play poker as an excuse to smoke? I bet some of them did.
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:40 am
aububs wrote: I enjoy playing poker, and I am a dog
Here's something I've always wondered: do you call it a "hand" of poker, or a "paw".
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by Cone » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:45 am
Has anyone done a painting of just one dog playing online poker by himself yet
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:48 am
I don't think anyone has, but if they did, it would really make me think.
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:50 am
Has anyone done one where the pets of Republican and Democratic Presidents are playing against each other. Socks vs. Nixon's snake or whatever.
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by sleigh » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:55 am
We might be saying the same thing but I think it’s more that deception of any kind is probably not fun for a dog
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by The Priest » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:06 am
This is where you're wrong, bub
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:15 am
Of all the places I'm wrong, to call this one "this".
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by The Priest » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:16 am
It's the first time I've seen you wrong maybe it's happened before but you need to know you're wrong here
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by theta » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:47 am
dogs are extremely bad at hiding their reactions
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:52 am
This would be a good way to introduce the "hermeneutic circle" problem.
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:55 am
I don't think dogs would even enjoy being initiated into a Masonic lodge.
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by bruceagain » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:56 am
i don't know, they're very social animals
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:57 am
Yeah who am I kidding, they clearly love it.
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by The Priest » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:26 am
Finally
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by quinine » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:38 am
I've met some dogs who are good at bluffing but most are terrible at it I bet it's easier to bluff to another dog tho. that's probably why they don't allow humans in their game
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:38 am
Do dogs actually enjoy being Freemasons, or do they just enjoy telling goats what to do? Now replace "dogs" with "people" and "goats" with "people" and "being Freemasons" with "capitalism".
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by neuartillery » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:41 am
It's impossible to tell if my dog is staring at my because he wants to get on the couch and have at least 70% of it or because there's a tennis ball under the couch so I think he'd be good at poker.
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by DeVito » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:54 am
Cone wrote: Has anyone done a painting of just one dog playing online poker by himself yet
Of course.
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by Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:03 am
You call that a painting.
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