I don't think dogs would even enjoy playing poker.

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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:03 am

Although I must admit, it does make me think.
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Postby Science » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:15 am

Jeremy wrote:You call that a painting.


More so when applied to a t-shirt.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:56 am

In my experience, the online poker dog should not have a beer but should have a really shocking overflowing ashtray. Unless the point is that he's a degenerate gambler.
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Postby Gutslab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:38 am

Science wrote:
Cone wrote:Has anyone done a painting of just one dog playing online poker by himself yet

Image


>Me except the screen is this forum and the painting is of outside
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Postby Gutslab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:38 am

Everything else is true. I am a talking dog
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Postby blurst of times » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:45 am

some dogs are addicted to gambling and it's not cool to make fun of them for it
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:05 am

I don't think it's fair to make fun of them for it but I think it's probably still cool.
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Postby important dentist » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:07 am

are the dog masons gonna sacrifice that goat
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Postby blurst of times » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:15 am

Jeremy wrote:I don't think it's fair to make fun of them for it but I think it's probably still cool.


yeah that's fair
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Postby Viola Swamp » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:20 am

(to the tune of Nights That Won't Happen)

Dogs That Play Poker
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:09 pm

Doing things that isn't fair just is coolness, right?
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:43 pm

bruceagain wrote:
Jeremy wrote:See how much that would suck if you were a dog.

"which hand am i holding the river in, c'mon girl, which hand is it"


"Who's got a good hand?"
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Postby bigcat » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:51 pm

It's been my dream since college to have a dogs playing poker theme party
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Postby Grendel » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:55 pm

According to one Michael Rescorla "Chrysippus’s dog (henceforth D) hunts its prey (henceforth X) by updating and consulting a probability distribution defined over the space of possible cognitive maps". If they can do that I don't see why they can't play poker.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:00 pm

Look that's very easy to say but wasn't Chrysippus's dog Diogegenes?
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Postby Grendel » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:04 pm

No Chrysippus's dog is the one that follows logic: dog chasing a rabbit comes to a fork in the road, it only has to sniff down one path to make its choice about which way to go.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:14 pm

Whoah

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Postby Grendel » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:27 pm

It would have been sick if Kirosawa did a movie cycle about the Presocratics.
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:28 pm

or about dogs who do human stuff
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Postby Grendel » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:30 pm

Well naturally that would be included in there.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:34 pm

Chrysippus wasn't pre-Socratic, although I guess it's possible that his dog was. And either way neither fact could refute the broader point.
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Postby Grendel » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:38 pm

Oh yeah Chrysippus is Hellenistic. What is the broader point?
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:40 pm

That "It would have been sick if Kurosawa did a movie cycle about the Presocratics." Which is probably true.
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:42 pm

Jeremy you absolute FUCK
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:45 pm

I think you need to look at the concept that the dogs playing poker wouldn't even like it, and then you need to turn that scrutiny on yourself.
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Postby Simpsons Avatar » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:47 pm

JEREMY YOU MUST ACCEPT THAT ONE DAY WE WILL BE WED
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Postby broodstar » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:03 pm

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Postby trouble » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:05 pm

Science wrote:
Cone wrote:Has anyone done a painting of just one dog playing online poker by himself yet


Of course.

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that's sad he's not even multi-tabling
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:16 pm

wait, I've got one for this
what if diogene's dog was air bud
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