what are the sick space movies

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Postby theta » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:08 pm

aububs wrote:I'm interested to know what the crap space movies are because I can't think of any


on the silver globe

god it's so bad
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:12 pm

soft milk wrote:First Man fucking rocks

yeah
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Postby theta » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:14 pm

the sickest space movie is kin-dza-dza
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Postby OLD SAINT RIXX » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:18 pm

anyone see this? https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/landing-1138739
seems kinda pointless tbh
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Postby guy forget » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:21 pm

Seamus wrote:Galaxy Quest
Valerian
Guardians of the Galaxy
First Man
Wall-E


Idgaf about marvel but I thought Guardians of the Galaxy was pretty dang cool of a space movie
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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:29 pm

i like the part in soderbergh solaris where insane clown posse plays
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:32 pm

theta wrote:
aububs wrote:I'm interested to know what the crap space movies are because I can't think of any


on the silver globe

god it's so bad


i love that movie with all my heart
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Postby theta » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:37 pm

they should make a movie of three stigmata of palmer eldritch
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:43 pm

an extremely good space movie is Planet of the Vampires
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Postby john plainman 5 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:44 pm

theta wrote:they should make a movie of three stigmata of palmer eldritch


this book is so god damned horny, i was reading it in the library and almost felt like i should take it into the bathroom
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:45 pm

outland and robinson crusoe on mars are both really great
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:45 pm

and the last starfighter
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Postby guy forget » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:52 pm

What about

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

?
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Postby guy forget » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:52 pm

That might actually be the best movie
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Postby john plainman 5 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:54 pm

guy forget wrote:That might actually be the best movie


fuck!

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so cool!
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Postby john plainman 5 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:55 pm

thread inspired me to put on a 6 hour playlist of the EVE Online soundtrack. SPACE
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Postby guy forget » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:56 pm

Oh Starship Troopers too
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Postby guy forget » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:56 pm

john plainman 5 wrote:
guy forget wrote:That might actually be the best movie


fuck!

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Yeah see
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Postby Oranges » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:59 pm

theta wrote:
aububs wrote:I'm interested to know what the crap space movies are because I can't think of any


on the silver globe

god it's so bad

ok but the music video someone put together for that demdike stare track using footage from this was amazing
wish it wasnt removed from youtube
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Postby nice pass » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:01 pm

i kinda liked Prospect but not much of it is in space
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Postby neuartillery » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:04 pm

soft milk wrote:

space prison


I've been calling it Space Jail but I guess Space Prison is technically correct. I love this dumb movie, love Guy Pearce in general and specifically as a sarcastic asshole in this dumb movie.

Put me on team "Moon rules" as well.
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Postby boddy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:47 pm

aububs wrote:life

so sick
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Postby winjer » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:57 pm

soft milk wrote:the soderbergh solaris rules
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Postby baleen » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:57 pm

iirc in the title sequence of Lock Out theres a credit for "Based On An Idea By Luc Besson" and that has become an ongoing joke since we saw this w a friend on a lark. good dumb movie.
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Postby baleen » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:58 pm

I submit Pandorum (as Event Horizon and Outland are covered)



and goddamn Chronicles Of Riddick

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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:03 am

chronicles of riddick
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Postby baleen » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:08 am

jeez palmer way to toop my boop
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:17 am

yw
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Postby Milk » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:03 am

well looks like they've all been named. I was even gonna put Wing Commander as a joke but nope...it's already here.

It,s so weird they made a WC movie AND had a cartoon too. Roberts really wanted to make this a big franchise but frankly it suffered from the same issue all games to film adaption suffer from, yeah it's a good enough story for a game, but as anything else it's derivative as fuck.
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