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Postby clouds » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:50 pm

*thread is now for pics of Hot Milk

how long are we as a society keeping this weird joke "compliment" around? several men posted pictures of their female partners on my ig today for valentine's day and someone was sure to tell all of them they are ugly and their partners are real hot.

out of your league!

out kicked your coverage buddy!
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Postby Locust Valley » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:51 pm

It’s a rude thing to say out loud but you’re kidding yourself if you’ve never thought this to yourself
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Postby clouds » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:51 pm

see it's a compliment to both of you because her value is being hot and your value is being ugly but able to con attractive women into being with you!
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Postby clouds » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:52 pm

Locust Valley wrote:It’s a rude thing to say out loud but you’re kidding yourself if you’ve never thought this to yourself


the awful things I think to myself are not up for review thank god
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Postby Lil Gugger » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:54 pm

What if it's the opposite?
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Postby clouds » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:56 pm

Lil Gugger wrote:What if it's the opposite?


yeah never heard or read this with the genders reversed
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Postby normal forest » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:57 pm

happy valentines day, your spouse is unattractive
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Postby john plainman 5 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:57 pm

Locust Valley wrote:It’s a rude thing to say out loud but you’re kidding yourself if you’ve never thought this to yourself


think again bud
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Postby sadville » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:57 pm

i didn't hate the movie version of this
Wild nights - Wild nights!
Were I with thee
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!
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Postby jack » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:58 pm

wow! you could do a lot better! happy valentines day.
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Postby clouds » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:01 pm

you're both very brave to post those mugs! <3
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Postby virtuous » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:01 pm

my wife and I definitely have a Kevin James sitcom thing going on at this point
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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:05 pm

It's true in the sense that woman are generally more attractive than men because men are disgusting animals. Now I wouldn't say the following sentence ever because I couldn't care less about who is fucking who but I'd rather say "sir your wife/girlfriend must be a not superficial person at all so good for you, champ!".
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby Lil Gugger » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:15 pm

Excuse me, hot beta male coming thru *toot toot*
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Postby garbiel » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:17 pm

clouds wrote:
Locust Valley wrote:It’s a rude thing to say out loud but you’re kidding yourself if you’ve never thought this to yourself


the awful things I think to myself are not up for review thank god

that's where youre wrong, bucko
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Postby Milk » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:47 pm

If i'm perfectly honest i've been once in my 20's too good looking for one of my exes

It's ok i can say it now especially since frankly it's not like her personality made up for it at all (she had an excess of pride and got mad at me about any bullshit), i was just desperate to be with someone. i can ALSO now say i was rather good looking in my 20's , i didn't think so then of course but now i see pictures and realise it finally. Probably because im old and overweight now and i'm like "you idiot, you could have gotten laid a lot more than you did" Of course forgetting that was never really my goal. I mean outside of relationships i don't see the point of it.
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Postby normal forest » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:04 pm

Damn now I’m all curious about the history of Hot Milk

How you gonna tease us like that?
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Postby broodstar » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:29 pm

Hot Milk is canon
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Postby Lil Gugger » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:33 pm

Hot Milk makes me sleepy, as a treat
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Postby k_uger » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:42 pm

it’ll probably be around for as long as the Midwest is a thing
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:48 pm

What are waiters even doing if not saying thing.
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Postby Oranges » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:51 pm

i feel like i was much hotter than my ex husband (ego alert, oranges) and one of his enemies told one of their mutuals that he didn’t understand how my ex could “get girls like that”

when i first started dating by current bf we got couple cat-called a couple of times - one was just someone shouting “hot couple alert”

but the other time we were just holding hands walking home and someone drove by and yelled “HEY MAN YOUR SISTER IS HOT” and i bust out laughing. i’ll never forget it

in short: i feel like this is a thing people say when they want to fuck their frienemy’s partner
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Postby clouds » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:50 pm

this is now the Hot Milk thread
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Postby Milk » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:16 pm

Well now i'm a bit confused. Am i supposed to post pics of me in my 20's?



Rereading my comment it sounds cringey already. Of course people love who they love and physical appearance is just tiny factor in the scheme of things. Mostly im just STILL slightly bitter about how i was (mis)treated in this relationship so i wanted to say 20 years later, "and you know what!!?..i was too hot for you also!..that's right!"
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Postby Milk » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:17 pm

I wasnt really HOT though. Just...i'd say, fetching enough y'know. all things considered.
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Postby clouds » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:30 pm

it's ok to be hot, milk. good, even.
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