gun couple who threatened protestors are rich with art

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Postby Grumby » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:14 pm

It turns out that the gun-toting, palace-dwelling couple who confronted protestors last weekend in St. Louis may fancy themselves the new Medici.⠀

Mark and Patricia McCloskey are major collectors of European classical art—they live in a Renaissance-style home with artworks by Anthony van Dyck and Paul-Joseph Jamin. Click the link our bio to read more about the modern-day palazzo, and the symbolism in the images of the couple that recently went viral. #ArtnetNews




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Postby Grumby » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:20 pm

everybody thought they were trash.

turns out... they were trash
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Postby Grumby » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:24 pm

they removed it already? oh well
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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:32 pm

I just want a Picasso
in my casa
Sofia Vergara on her knees tossin' my salsa
I mean my salad
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Postby draw » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:34 pm

man I have that exact polo shirt
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Postby Cone » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:37 pm

And they’re worried about peaceful protesters when there’s all sorts of master cat burglar art thieves just itching to do a heist on their house.
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Postby velvet anus » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:39 pm

Don’ they own a giant, antique French dresser built during the reign of terror that was actually designed for the bourgeoisie to hide in if the guillotine came, or something like that?
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Postby office plant » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:48 pm

i've been thinking since this video came out that this is one of those guys who is 5'9 at most but constantly claims 6'
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Postby office plant » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:49 pm

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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:55 pm

terrible trigger discipline on the lady
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:55 pm

there is some grand irony in these two being defense lawyers for protesters who were arrested and charged
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Postby Skerple » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:05 pm

they may be rich in art...now how about they get a little heart? it's never too late.
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Postby scramble » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:03 pm

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attempts by parvenus/arrivistes to acquire “respectability” (in the Old Money sense) is next-level hilarious to me
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Postby sadville » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:54 pm

can someone photoshop that photo onto jameson's postmodernism like they did with the clemson hamberders photo? pretty please
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Postby mactheo » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:13 pm

I don't have photoshop any more but I hope someone does this
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Postby mactheo » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:15 pm

if I were in these arrivistes' house, I would do a huge kickflip to FS crook on their banister and then spill coffee on one of their pillars
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:42 am

i hope they saved some wall space for this:

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Postby jph » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:00 am

i kinda like her spy gun
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Postby Kenny » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:33 am

Her finger is on the fucking trigger, I don't know why of all things that little details sends me through the fucking roof but all it would take was the slightest fucking pressure and a random person WALKING BY HER HOUSE would be dead
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Postby jewels » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:47 am

kinda want to see an Antiques Roadshow episode of their house, with all proceeds going to BLM.
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Postby Grumby » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:50 am

draw wrote:man I have that exact polo shirt


that guy looks exactly like my uncle's friend who comes to christmas every year. and dresses the same. pretty sure he doesn't own any guns though
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