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Postby Grendel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:52 pm

I've noticed for the last little while I could only get regular, Zesty or Sweet Chili Doritos. Finally seen some Cool Ranch yesterday. Apparently in order to cope with increased demand they originally cut the bottom 4/7 flavours: Bold BBQ, Jalapeno & Cheese, Spicy Nacho and Cool Ranch. Hopefully they bring the others back soon I need some Bold BBQ so fucking bad.
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Postby quinine » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:57 pm

theres bbq doritos?

and 'regular' and 'sweet chili' are more popular than cool ranch? you must live in some weird ass country
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Postby fester » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:57 pm

If cool ranch is gone I will never eat another dorito.

I thought they discontinued cooler ranch but kept plain old cool
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Postby uncledoj » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:02 pm

Yeah I'd think cool ranch would be by far their number two flavor
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:22 pm

what the fucky is zesty.
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:36 pm

I thought this would be about the like possibility space of Doritos and where there are conspicuously missing flavour concepts/profiles.
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Postby elevators » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:37 pm

purple bag best dorito
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Postby hologram » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:42 pm

Taco flavor and salsa verde got summoned to the ghost towns of Frito-Lay as far as I can tell

I think linking the remaining three chips like a triforce might shed some light on this
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Postby hologram » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:44 pm

I really miss the Triangle flavored Doritos so painful
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Postby clownwig » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:35 pm

cool american flavour or gtfo.
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Postby dvr » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:49 pm

Jeremy wrote:I thought this would be about the like possibility space of Doritos and where there are conspicuously missing flavour concepts/profiles.


Yeah.

Pizza Hut Pepperoni Pizza
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Postby dvr » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:50 pm

Oof that sounds disgusting.

Maybe Pizza Hut Hawaiian Pizza
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Postby garbiel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:52 pm

guacamole no question
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Postby Bad Craziness » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:55 pm

need a source on them getting rid of spicy nacho because a whole lot depends on it being confirmed/unconfirmed
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Postby rap and country » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:02 pm

zesty aka mordant
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Postby rap and country » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:02 pm

i have had multiple zoom conversations about this situation
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Postby wuk » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:07 pm

Wait what is 'regular'
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Postby separator » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:13 pm

wuk wrote:Wait what is 'regular'


nacho cheese of course
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Postby black drum » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:31 pm

I’ve only ever had Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch. The rest of the flavors seem gimmicky. Should I try them?
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:34 pm

The gauc ones were really good, I'm glad I can't get them anymore.
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Postby rap and country » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:41 pm

'regular' should be considered to be the original taco flavour

cool ranch > jalapeno cheddar > taco > nacho

the rest is dross
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Postby came to wreck » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:05 pm

dvr wrote:
Jeremy wrote:I thought this would be about the like possibility space of Doritos and where there are conspicuously missing flavour concepts/profiles.


Yeah.

Pizza Hut Pepperoni Pizza


bring back pizzarias
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Postby came to wreck » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:06 pm

wuk wrote:Wait what is 'regular'


The original Doritos were not flavored. The first flavor was Toasted Corn,[3] released in 1966, followed by Taco in 1967 and Nacho Cheese in 1972.[
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Postby rap and country » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:09 pm

'toasted corn' has never been reissued and is thereby stricken from the records

my previous comment stands
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Postby came to wreck » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:27 pm

who gets the highest score?
https://www.listchallenges.com/the-many-flavors-and-types-of-doritos

im upset now ive never had guacamole doritos
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Postby came to wreck » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:37 pm

rap and country wrote:'toasted corn' has never been reissued and is thereby stricken from the records

my previous comment stands


https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/8v6afw/doritos_makes_toasted_corn_no_flavor_chips/
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Postby Marx & Engels » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:41 pm

elevators wrote:purple bag best dorito


Other than this post, this thread is disappointingly full of Spicy Sweet Chili disrespect
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Postby garbiel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:47 pm

the guacamole dorritos were so good but gave me such horrible gas im glad theyre gone
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:49 pm

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Postby Lil Gugger » Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:01 am

Mushroom Pretzel Dobritos
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