Official 2020 MLB "Regular" "Season" Thread

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby guy forget » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:30 pm

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thrills!

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spills!

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and chills!
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:32 pm

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Postby big zorb » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:33 pm

any word on the state of "dingers"?
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:33 pm

I think the Pads are gonna go all the way this year
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:34 pm

"and chills" of course referring to all of the fever and chills when half the league gets COVID-19
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Postby guy forget » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:34 pm

big zorb wrote:any word on the state of "dingers"?


tested positive for covid and out for at least 2 weeks i'm afraid
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Postby guidance » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:34 pm

go cleveland baseball club!
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Postby Double McDouble » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:35 pm

I have it on good authority that the Pittsburgh Pirates are planning to go 60-0 this year
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:35 pm

Lake Elsinore Storm too
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Postby Kuboaa » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:36 pm

did someone say dingers??

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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:36 pm

WHITESOXXX-XXX-XXXX
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:37 pm

i'm going to follow this season closely given that it's 60 games instead of 438 as usual
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Postby guy forget » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:37 pm

xxx-xxx-xxxx wrote:


what is it the kids always say? "you hate to see it"
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:37 pm

No, I said
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:38 pm

guy forget wrote:
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what is it the kids always say? "you hate to see it"


couldn't be me!
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:39 pm

What’s happening to the blue jays. I hear they aren’t being allowed into the AL Beast this year
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Postby Kuboaa » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:40 pm

Kenny wrote:No, I said

i think those are only hit in college baseball
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:40 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:What’s happening to the blue jays. I hear they aren’t being allowed into the AL Beast this year


dead, i'm afraid
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Postby Double McDouble » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:41 pm

More like currently homeless
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Postby guy forget » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:41 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:What’s happening to the blue jays. I hear they aren’t being allowed into the AL Beast this year


more like the Toronto TBAs
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Postby surly » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:42 pm

more like irregular season ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:43 pm

surly wrote:more like irregular season ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:46 pm

has there ever been a sub-.500 playoff team in baseball? that should happen this year, I think.
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Postby guy forget » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:49 pm

axelrod gunnarson wrote:has there ever been a sub-.500 playoff team in baseball? that should happen this year, I think.


'81 royals!
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Postby Cool Ranch Zorb » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:52 pm

guy forget wrote:
Ted Pikul wrote:What’s happening to the blue jays. I hear they aren’t being allowed into the AL Beast this year


more like the Toronto TBAs


lol
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Postby Amblin » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:53 pm

I can't believe you stole this thread from me.
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:55 pm

guy forget wrote:
axelrod gunnarson wrote:has there ever been a sub-.500 playoff team in baseball? that should happen this year, I think.


'81 royals!


Another shortened season with a funky playoff structure, makes sense. Hell, let's go for two teams this season.
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Postby shark week » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:57 pm

too slow, amblin
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Postby iambic » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:58 pm

horsing baseball into myself before it all falls down
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Postby iambic » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:59 pm

how great is it gonna be if it lasts and the tampa bay devil rays "win it all" and we spend the next decade telling nathan it didn't count
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