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Postby Autarch » Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:53 pm

honestly mccann should be our everyday catcher
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Postby fury » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:16 pm

Hmm someone on the giants or padres probably has covid.
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Postby VHB » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:17 pm

fury wrote:Hmm someone on the giants or padres probably has covid.


and I was just thinking how the Giants had managed to be totally COVID free this year, too
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Postby fury » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:21 pm

Like 3 hours ago I saw some tweet like “12 days of covid free mlb tests”
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Postby VHB » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:52 pm

fury wrote:Like 3 hours ago I saw some tweet like “12 days of covid free mlb tests”


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Postby Amblin » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:14 pm



bold tweet
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Postby Kuboaa » Sat Sep 12, 2020 5:17 pm

Autarch wrote:honestly mccann should be our everyday catcher

he gets overexposed eventually, it's what happened to him in the second half of last season
I'm happy for him, he's going to probably get overpaid by a team like the Phillies next season
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Postby grayfox » Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:03 pm

9th inning heroes. Heyward. Kimbrell.

As planned.
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Postby grayfox » Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:03 pm

9th inning heroes. Heyward. Kimbrell.

As planned.
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Postby death is my amigo » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:52 pm

Orlando Arcia pitching in the top of the 9th, afterwards Alec Mills will try to sew up a no-hitter. Tune in!
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Postby grayfox » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:55 pm

Of all the Cubs starters...
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Postby death is my amigo » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:55 pm

He's at like... 103 pitches? or so
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Postby death is my amigo » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:57 pm

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2 down
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Postby death is my amigo » Sun Sep 13, 2020 4:00 pm

GOT IT!!!!
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Postby grayfox » Sun Sep 13, 2020 4:02 pm

Fuck Darvish, alec mills for cy young
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Postby grayfox » Sun Sep 13, 2020 4:02 pm

Didn't Z also throw his no no at miller park?
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Postby grayfox » Sun Sep 13, 2020 4:03 pm

I'm right
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Postby virtuous » Sun Sep 13, 2020 5:07 pm

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Postby gazedo » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:04 am

that espn commentary of the dodgers - astros game last night was one of the worst i can ever remember hearing. i can usually just shrug off dumb play by play chatter but the booth just pretending the astros didn't cheat in 2017 and commending their "offensive heroics" was a bridge too far :evil:
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Postby Autarch » Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:41 pm

that fake bunt base hit by adam engel was exactly the kind of baseball i live for.
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Postby Autarch » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:17 pm

i haven't loved a team this much since 2005 at least. engel's fake bunt might be my favorite play of the year.
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Postby fury » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:25 pm

The padres. They are good!
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Postby Autarch » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:26 pm

let's talk white sox!
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Postby Autarch » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:36 am

had a dream that i became friends with jason benetti. was very cool. i love this team so much.
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Postby ashtrayheart » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:43 am

with sandoval gone, it's just posey left from 2010! Belt and crawford are having nice bounceback years so we will have 2012/14 champs around for a bit longer.
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Postby Cool Ranch Zorb » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:42 am

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Postby wuk » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:43 am

Autarch wrote:had a dream that i became friends with jason benetti. was very cool. i love this team so much.


One of my best friends grew up next door to him in Homewood
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Postby grayfox » Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:39 pm

if KB wasn't awful at baseball yu would still be in the running for Cy
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Postby gazedo » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 pm

it is going to be so lame if they keep an 162 game season and 16 game playoff format.
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