Shit Flix Classix: Foodfight! - Tues @ 2200EST

Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous

Postby Trebek » Sun Aug 16, 2020 8:50 pm

Hello! Starting a new thread as I’m taking over hosting duties for the Classix screenings. As long as interest remains, I want to continue the screenings weekly at the usual day/time (Tuesday @ 2200 EST) at least through December. The movies will continue to be available via the usual DBs and we’ll chat in the usual place (#hpnmovieseries).

Finally, thanks to Amp for going way above and beyond for the Shitflixe crew and keeping the 3rd screening going for so long.
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Postby Trebek » Sun Aug 16, 2020 8:52 pm

Our next screening:


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Postby chairkicker » Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:06 pm

real genius is hardly a shit flick
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Postby woozy ducks » Sun Aug 16, 2020 10:30 pm

thanks trebek! thanks amp!
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Postby donna martin » Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:22 am

thanks, trebek! and thanks for keeping us sane these last several months, amp.
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Postby lefthandshake » Mon Aug 17, 2020 2:23 pm

thanks to you both, and i look forward to watching deadly mile high club every week
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Postby Architecture » Mon Aug 17, 2020 3:15 pm

i, uh, will probably jump in for this one

i don’t think i was there for the initial screening tho i certainly remember championing this one. favorite ‘80s movie, hands down.
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:01 am

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Postby landspeedrecord » Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:06 am

chairkicker wrote:real genius is hardly a shit flick


great pick though!
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 18, 2020 6:06 pm

Gonna get Real in about 3 hours
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Aug 18, 2020 6:11 pm

I'd love to join tonight (have never seen Real Genius!) but I sadly must remain loyal to my basketball team.
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 18, 2020 8:00 pm

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Postby Autarch » Tue Aug 18, 2020 8:39 pm

oh there's a new thread? lmk if you need help with the countdown
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 18, 2020 8:56 pm

Real Genius

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[22:15] <@Trebbers> Set your shit to 0:00
[22:15] <autarch> no
[22:15] <autarch> you're doing it wrong
[22:15] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:15] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:15] <autarch> no
[22:15] <@Trebbers> 1
[22:15] <autarch> horrible form
[22:15] <besoin> was that a real countdown?
[22:15] <@Trebbers> uh yes
[22:15] <dvr> we're at 10 seconds besoin
[22:15] <autarch> Right? It was AWFUL
[22:15] <dvr> 13 seconds
[22:15] <lhs> worked fine for me
[22:15] <dvr> wait 33 seconds
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Oh god
[22:16] <Real_Amp> i can count to 3 so i made it fine
[22:16] <@Trebbers> will give 1:00
[22:16] <@Trebbers> shit
[22:16] <dvr> lol
[22:16] <besoin> i've seen this movie like 50 times and i don't think i've ever seen this credit sequence
[22:16] <autarch> Treb, I'd be willing to give you a few pointers.
[22:16] <@Trebbers> 130 in 10
[22:16] <@Trebbers> 130
[22:17] <lhs> someone renamed "we are your friends" file as a joke
[22:17] <autarch> one hundred and thirty minutes?!?!
[22:17] <autarch> oh no no no, this is ALL wrong
[22:17] <@Trebbers> I will make notes and make adjustments
[22:17] <besoin> neal israel wrote police academy too
[22:17] <autarch> nice credits
[22:18] <kayke> scoobinator?
[22:18] <dan2> please that's an inappropriate name
[22:18] <dan2> it's called "Discriminator"
[22:18] <dan2> Gameboy Camera on
[22:18] <@Trebbers> ahahah
[22:18] <kayke> oh no
[22:18] <dan2> firing
[22:18] <dvr> "the house is mine!"
[22:19] <dan2> John Lithgow speaking?
[22:19] <Bob511> Ze spaceplane, ze spaceplane.
[22:19] <@Trebbers> Robcop esque
[22:19] <kayke> now who will drink the orange juice ?
[22:19] <lhs> this movie needs an entry on wickerpedia
[22:19] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:20] <dvr> haha
[22:20] <lhs> ha ha dick jokes
[22:20] <@Trebbers> He got shot in the dick?
[22:21] <@Trebbers> Seems like it would suck to have a meeting in a dark ass room
[22:21] <kayke> pinky and the brain
[22:21] <@Trebbers> haha
[22:21] <kayke> one is a genius, the other's an alcoholic
[22:21] <dan2> some Schnaps with the Ratz
[22:22] <@Trebbers> That jacket is tight
[22:22] <kayke> as you know
[22:22] <dvr> sorry, time check
[22:22] <Real_Amp> proud? we're downright regretful
[22:22] <besoin> mid-winter term
[22:23] <Real_Amp> 7:40
[22:23] <dan2> 7:40
[22:23] <dvr> thanks
[22:23] <Real_Amp> 7:45
[22:23] <Real_Amp> poppa just wants the best for youuuuu
[22:24] <dvr> it's dr faulker from biodome
[22:24] <besoin> i've never been able to shake the idea that mitch is secretly sarah jessica parker
[22:24] <kayke> this is grooming
[22:24] <@Trebbers> ah besoin
[22:24] <autarch> ok those shoes rule
[22:25] <kayke> if you love toxic waste, you should try the coffee
[22:25] <lhs> the blousiest pants
[22:25] <besoin> this lady is that lady capo from the sopranos who gets killed by new york
[22:25] <@Trebbers> his voice
[22:26] <besoin> i've also always been mesmerized by chris's lack of sideburns
[22:27] <lhs> always put salt in your eyes
[22:27] <@Trebbers> ahh
[22:27] <dvr> heh
[22:27] <Bob511> Caltec
[22:28] <autarch> now you see me
[22:28] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:29] <kayke> is he wearing toms?
[22:30] <autarch> wpaj davod bowie?
[22:30] <Real_Amp> we're not using mayo on our grilled cheese here
[22:31] <@Trebbers> laser money can buy a lot of house
[22:32] <besoin> i took a lasers class in undergrad. the first time we were standing around a mirror table, i made a real genius joke. and buddy, you could have heard a pin drop.
[22:32] <@Trebbers> ahahh
[22:32] <kayke> God > Jerry > Tom > Me 
[22:33] <@Trebbers> Beg Eddley
[22:33] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:35] <lhs> tonight at the pit, everyone gets lasered
[22:37] <autarch> if she ends up being a love interest i'm going to be disappointed
[22:37] <dan2> I'm all for fun and games, but please don't joke about the king of the winter carnival
[22:38] <@Trebbers> dead
[22:39] <kayke> is that guy symbolism
[22:39] <besoin> just like geralt, lhs
[22:41] <besoin> for homework tonight, compare and contrast chris knight and mahoney
[22:42] <dan2> I'm interested in what the 20c soup is like
[22:42] <@Trebbers> A lot of really bad soup, or a tiny bit of good soup
[22:42] <lhs> salt water, food coloring, and one celery slice
[22:42] <besoin> this movie has the best montage music
[22:43] <autarch> yeah this is great
[22:43] <dvr> boomboxes?
[22:43] <besoin> recording the lecture
[22:43] <@Trebbers> Recording it?
[22:44] <dan2> is that a gamecube?
[22:44] <dan2> damn these kids are advanced
[22:44] <dvr> kid needs a rolly backpack
[22:44] <kayke> I want that big ol sweater
[22:45] <lhs> or like a bucket
[22:45] <autarch> feel like we should have been able to hear them there
[22:45] <Real_Amp> FALLING FALLLLING
[22:45] <dan2> I'm Paul Lynde, Paul Lynddeeeeeeee
[22:45] <Real_Amp> lmao
[22:45] <@Trebbers> ahhaahha
[22:45] <besoin> they should consider getting some grad students and postdocs to work on their very important project
[22:46] <autarch> please don't be a peep hole
[22:47] <autarch> FD3
[22:47] <@Trebbers> Underground Peeproad
[22:47] <kayke> defuntland
[22:47] <dan2> it's a REALLY elaborate peep hole
[22:47] <besoin> rube goldberg you old pervert
[22:47] <autarch> a Glorious Peep Hole
[22:47] <@Trebbers> Gets blasted into a wall Running Man style
[22:48] <Real_Amp> welcome to The Eye
[22:48] <Real_Amp> pick a card
[22:48] <besoin> printing bitcoins
[22:48] <lhs> hall pass bootlegging
[22:48] <autarch> just typing on a screensaver
[22:48] <@Trebbers> Coding in screensaver++
[22:49] <autarch> he became another einstein, but that einstein is bob einstein
[22:50] <dan2> I think I posed this last time we watched this, but has there ever been a college dean that isn't a villain?
[22:51] <besoin> quite a trip between this and the snowman for val
[22:51] <autarch> yeah, i coulda sworn i saw one
[22:51] <Bob511> "Klingon blood."
[22:51] <besoin> brody in indiana jones, dan
[22:52] <dan2> yeah, that's a good pull
[22:53] <autarch> what is this track
[22:53] <dan2> "charge up the Tangerine Dream"
[22:53] <autarch> man this is good
[22:53] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:53] <dvr> haha
[22:53] <lhs> i want to graph mitch's hair on a TI-83
[22:54] <autarch> oh no
[22:54] <besoin> "hey what's the beamsplitter for?"
[22:54] <besoin> great lines in cinema
[22:54] <@Trebbers> inspired moments in ADR
[22:54] <autarch> they're all gonna get skin cancer
[22:54] <dan2> and just like that, Christmas Decoration tech leaped ahead 20 years
[22:54] <lhs> long butt U
[22:54] <besoin> heh
[22:55] <besoin> guy in the red shirt is dean devlin
[22:55] <besoin> wrote independence day
[22:55] <dan2> whoa
[22:55] <@Trebbers> they could have stopped him here
[22:56] <kayke> weeping
[22:56] <Real_Amp> nerd, lingerer
[22:56] <autarch> this is wild
[22:56] <@Trebbers> He wanted that burger
[22:56] <dan2> horny 4 burgers
[22:56] <autarch> Val Wilder
[22:56] <dan2> lol
[22:56] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:56] <dvr> very important Zoom meeting
[22:57] <besoin> there's the zoom
[22:57] <Real_Amp> lol
[22:57] <dvr> haha
[22:57] <Bob511> ":"
[22:57] <lhs> looks like shit!
[22:57] <kayke> kent!
[22:57] <@Trebbers> "Tell me about the butts"
[22:57] <Bob511> Slide looks rather colon-y, honestly.
[22:58] <kayke> I mean, their school has girls
[22:58] <kayke> in fact, here's one now
[22:58] <besoin> the butts are several million wavelengths
[22:59] <dan2> suddenly I'm really emotional
[22:59] <dan2> damn you Bryan Adams
[22:59] <autarch> is she canadian?
[22:59] <lhs> self-contained underwater boning apparatus
[22:59] <autarch> lol lhs
[22:59] <dan2> he HATES burgers
[22:59] <kayke>
[23:00] <autarch> he's doing all the work
[23:00] <@Trebbers> wow, kayke
[23:00] <autarch> this isn't fair to mitch
[23:00] <dan2> lol kaybe
[23:01] <kayke> "a collect call from tigg biddies"
[23:01] <dan2> love the Janitor smoking his cigar in the hallway o' gas canisters
[23:01] <@Trebbers> hah
[23:02] <dan2> and yes, I capitolize Janitor, they're important
[23:02] <besoin> "a collect call from 'everyone'sreallymeanpleasecomepickmeuplovemitch'"
[23:02] <dan2> and mispell capital maybe
[23:02] <dvr> ha
[23:02] <dan2> look I aint no genius in case anyone couldn't tell
[23:02] <autarch> they all know his voice?
[23:02] <@Trebbers> Wow, going to convince everybody that this 15 year old nerd isn't cool
[23:02] <besoin> what mean classmates
[23:03] <@Trebbers> All these 30 year old dudes laughing at him
[23:03] <autarch> why would you make fun of a 15 year old
[23:03] <autarch> drinking the fish water
[23:04] <kayke> can we talk about the sketch on the back of the door? Are we supposed to know who it is?
[23:04] <besoin> covid-85
[23:04] <Bob511> "It's usually the first thing I tell people."
[23:04] <Real_Amp> I Blew The Bell Curve
[23:04] <dan2> Everyone laughed at me because I was different...I laughed at them because they were all the same.
[23:05] <besoin> so 6 years ago?
[23:05] <lhs> nothing disgusting about hanging out in your pjs
[23:06] <besoin> i'm waiting to see this sketch, kayke
[23:06] <lhs> it looks kind of like mitch
[23:06] <autarch> that grin
[23:06] <dvr>
[23:06] <kayke> lol
[23:07] <dan2> Kilmer would have been a good Joker
[23:07] <besoin> i thought that was lazlo for a sec
[23:07] <dan2> maybe there's still time
[23:07] <Real_Amp> he's moved into Clayface territory
[23:08] <dan2> they turned it into one of those little kiddie rides they have at the mall
[23:08] <Real_Amp> the turtleneck has gone too far this time
[23:08] <besoin> it's an ascot, which is even funnier
[23:09] <dvr> haha..
[23:09] <autarch> insane
[23:09] <autarch> this is insane
[23:09] <@Trebbers> oh no
[23:09] <autarch> this is the most fucked up scene of all time
[23:09] <kayke> not right no w
[23:10] <Real_Amp> a girl;s gotta have her sandwich
[23:10] <dan2> better get that penis stretcher out ASAP
[23:10] <dvr> the darlington chub
[23:10] <besoin> seems like this genius could just record this guy
[23:11] <dvr> go get the gamecube
[23:11] <kayke> they have a deck?
[23:11] <kayke> good for them
[23:12] <besoin> neal israel should have made 8 real genius movies instead of police academy movies
[23:12] <autarch> yeah this is great
[23:13] <besoin> i have this song on my phone
[23:13] <lhs> it's no killer under the bed
[23:13] <dan2> all movies should just be at least 30% montage
[23:13] <Real_Amp> as long as they bop this hard
[23:14] <dvr> Studytown USA
[23:14] <besoin> this, the tommy pickles song from summer school, and hearts on fire from rocky 4 are the best montage songs
[23:14] <autarch> wow good fit
[23:15] <dan2> you said it pal
[23:15] <autarch> that was a good thing?
[23:17] <besoin> what has jon gries been up to since napoleon dynamite
[23:17] <besoin> aside from minor roles in the taken films
[23:18] <autarch> oh nooo
[23:18] <autarch> nooooo
[23:18] <kayke> what??
[23:18] <autarch> he's not old enough
[23:18] <autarch> 15 and a half is not old enough
[23:18] <besoin> my upstairs neighbors
[23:19] <kayke> lol
[23:19] <dan2> wait did Hitchcock say the floor buffer symbolized again?
[23:19] <@Trebbers> "made it"
[23:19] <autarch> stay with christ, kid
[23:20] <besoin> jordan is great
[23:20] <kayke> ok but who was the grown woman in his room?
[23:20] <besoin> that lady from the think tank or whatever chris was visiting earlier
[23:20] <besoin> she tries to sleep with all the smartest people
[23:20] <kayke> oooh weird
[23:20] <Real_Amp> i have exams is a mood
[23:21] <besoin> fucking kent
[23:21] <lhs> my glasses every day
[23:21] <autarch> kent stinks
[23:21] <Real_Amp> every hour
[23:22] <autarch> i don't think i've ever hated a villain so much
[23:22] <dan2> love that shirt
[23:22] <autarch> exam montage
[23:22] <besoin> it's too bad andre bazin didn't live to see this. he was always writing about montage.
[23:22] <kayke> I can't find it in my heart to hate kent
[23:22] <dan2> "I Ate This"
[23:22] <autarch> lol
[23:23] <@Trebbers> ah
[23:23] <besoin> atherton is so perfect in this
[23:23] <dan2> I still want to know more about those giant cherries
[23:23] <@Trebbers> Yeah, slime hall of fame
[23:23] <dan2> because that seems like it would have bigger impications than a stupid laser
[23:23] <kayke> last time this happened they high fived
[23:24] <kayke> robo boopies
[23:24] <autarch> i hate kent a lot
[23:25] <besoin> he's being inspired to do the snowman murders
[23:25] <dan2> Eureka...frozen Zima!
[23:25] <@Trebbers> ahah
[23:25] <autarch> isn't mitch still taking the test?
[23:25] <lhs> isn't mitch making it with jordan
[23:26] <@Trebbers> Taze this man
[23:26] <besoin> happy to see the screaming guy made it to the decompression room
[23:27] <autarch> yowzers
[23:27] <kayke> she needs to go to the decompression room
[23:27] <lhs> just how good is jerry's D
[23:27] <Real_Amp> it's a major laser
[23:28] <dvr> i believe it's major lazer
[23:28] <besoin> 600 nm would be orange
[23:28] <besoin> let's see
[23:28] <Real_Amp> do me a favor Kent, stand in front of the cinderblocks will ya
[23:29] <besoin> that's not 600 nm at all, guys
[23:29] <kayke> this is all so the government can loony tunes zap people?
[23:29] <dvr> good explosion
[23:29] <lhs> and the students' heads
[23:29] <autarch> kent you stink
[23:29] <dan2> gonna sell this tech to Marvin the Martian
[23:30] <besoin> hundreds dead at the state school across town
[23:30] <autarch> lol dan
[23:30] <@Trebbers> Those statues are our heritage dammit
[23:30] <dvr> that's a decompression room
[23:31] <besoin> i want a milkshake
[23:31] <dan2> there's a heavy burger subtext in this
[23:31] <@Trebbers> wait who is cane man
[23:31] <kayke> this is my kind of place
[23:31] <besoin> these are the main street pubs buffalo wild wings put out of business
[23:32] <autarch> he's gonna blow up the moon
[23:32] <dvr> bad burger...
[23:32] <kayke> val's subtle eyeliner
[23:33] <besoin> why did they think kent was working on a tracking system
[23:34] <autarch> carbon monoxide into kent's room i hope
[23:34] <kayke> extracting Kent's brain
[23:35] <autarch> take his teeth out
[23:35] <@Trebbers> Really wish he had some ASCII porn on the monitor
[23:35] <kayke> yeaaaah
[23:36] <besoin> kent's glasses are in style these days
[23:37] <autarch> lol
[23:37] <besoin> phase 2, montage 11
[23:37] <lhs> and stop putting your poop hands on the walls
[23:37] <autarch> yeah, they are in style but honestly just seeing kent wear them has made me hate them
[23:37] <dan2> is that how he smuded the glass on the lazer?
[23:38] <Real_Amp> B&E montage
[23:38] <dvr> heh
[23:38] <autarch> damn how many good montages does this thing have?
[23:38] <dan2> just wait
[23:38] <Real_Amp> 1 hour and 45 minutes of them
[23:39] <besoin> i wonder if godard has seen this
[23:39] <dan2> the passoword is not gonna be AAAAAF, come on
[23:39] <dan2> filter some of those out
[23:39] <lhs> the password is gravy floe
[23:40] <besoin> i loved that "we rented this STUPID car" line so much when i was a kid
[23:41] <@Trebbers> ahah
[23:41] <dan2> they put that plane through the penis stretcher
[23:41] <dan2> military grade penis stretching
[23:42] <besoin> i made a model of a B-1 bomber when i was a kid
[23:42] <dvr> it's like george costanza acting flustered at work to get people to leave him alone
[23:42] <@Trebbers> It was pretty cool when they revealed that thing
[23:42] <autarch> this lil polynomial
[23:43] <@Trebbers> Or I guess the b2
[23:43] <dan2> sounds like The People's Court is about to come into session
[23:43] <dvr> heh
[23:43] <autarch> screensaver works. phew.
[23:44] <Real_Amp> stache check
[23:44] <lhs> schools in 2020 had to replace prom with eprom
[23:44] <dan2> heh
[23:45] <besoin> who would win in a fight -- the pacific tech undergrads or the four horsemen (lizzy caplan edition)?
[23:45] <kayke> the four horsemen could just throw cards at them really hard
[23:46] <@Trebbers> "Hmm, sometimes they just have these things left over"
[23:47] <besoin> see his ascot
[23:47] <autarch> lol
[23:47] <dan2> God from Delocated
[23:47] <lhs> that's a dickey
[23:47] <kayke> could he hammer a nail with his dickey?
[23:48] <besoin> love that their test is the jfk motorcade
[23:49] <Real_Amp> hands on hips acting
[23:49] <kayke> space, the ultimate grassy knoll
[23:49] <dvr> lol..
[23:49] <dan2> I should try that on my congressman
[23:50] <Real_Amp> i should try this on my enemies
[23:50] <autarch> are they gonna kill kent?
[23:50] <autarch> holy shit
[23:51] <autarch> i hate kent i might be down for this
[23:51] <kayke> this his going to trigger a butterfly effect
[23:51] <autarch> but probably not
[23:51] <autarch> yeah
[23:51] <lhs> pink fedora locked
[23:51] <besoin> heh
[23:51] <dan2> lol
[23:52] <Real_Amp> lol
[23:52] <dvr> lotta popcorn for someone that hates popcorn
[23:52] <besoin> i constantly say "lemme have it" like that around the house
[23:52] <autarch> oh my god
[23:52] <autarch> this is pynchonian
[23:52] <besoin> horsemanian
[23:52] <Real_Amp> absolutely
[23:53] <kayke> kent your braces
[23:53] <@Trebbers> the line read is pretty great
[23:53] <dan2> Pop SeeChrist
[23:53] <lhs> heh
[23:53] <autarch> they should ahve sliced his whole house in half
[23:53] <besoin> :)
[23:53] <dan2> this is how I plan to go out
[23:54] <dan2> damn ants are at it again
[23:54] <besoin> haha
[23:54] <autarch> this rules
[23:55] <dvr> hahaha....
[23:55] <besoin> it's been ages since we've had a montage
[23:55] <Real_Amp> popcorn orgy montage
[23:55] <autarch> please. just one more. please
[23:55] <besoin> i just BET they're going to oblige us in a big way
[23:55] <kayke> he built his house over an old native american movie theatre
[23:55] <dan2> :)
[23:55] <autarch> laszlo is cool now
[23:56] <lhs> she only wants you for your mind
[23:56] <besoin> LEMME HAVE IT
[23:56] <autarch> jordan, thank you for ending the conversation
[23:57] <autarch> great music
[23:57] <dan2> turning volume all the way up
[23:57] <dvr> heh... popcorn slowmo
[23:57] <@Trebbers> yeah amazing ending
[23:57] <Real_Amp> everybody wants to pop some corn
[23:57] <lhs> everybody wants to bone in corn
[23:57] <dan2> lol
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Postby La Abeja » Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:22 am

yo I watched all of Johnny Mnemonic and I absolutely loved it
Fear is an illusion!
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Postby Trebek » Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:23 am

Our next screening:


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Postby Ampersand » Tue Aug 25, 2020 2:19 pm

Gramps Goes to College, Gets COVID, Dies
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:00 pm

3 hours until Gramps steals all your hearts.
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:05 pm

Gramps Goes to College


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[22:13] <besoin> god i love jesus
[22:13] <GrAmps> noting it, besoin. love the original, obv, so intrigued to see what they did to destroy it
[22:13] <autarch> besoin i know you're being sarcastic, but he was actually really a great guy
[22:13] <grampdentist> probably the most notable thing about god is his face
[22:13] <lhs> jesus you're so hot
[22:14] <grampdentist> i love that gramps is super conspicuous about two things: being in shape and being christian
[22:14] <besoin> i bet a lot of boarders will look like gramps when they're 65
[22:14] <@Trebbers> ahahh
[22:14] <Bob511> Jesus Lifts
[22:14] <lhs> the oldest child
[22:14] <besoin> i'm gonna audit religion
[22:15] <@Trebbers> Also, like that Gramps has to be a college graduate
[22:15] <autarch> god i want that shirt
[22:15] <grampdentist> love this dude leisurely working out in his hoodie
[22:15] <@Trebbers> can't imagine the smell
[22:15] <danps> Grampy Went a Courtin'
[22:15] <lhs> where is grandma in all this
[22:15] <besoin> the right hemisphere of this guy's brain is completely withered
[22:15] <autarch> this movie rules
[22:15] <kayke> pre covid work out, just 1 foot away from someone else's face
[22:15] <danps> who hasn't seen this?
[22:15] <grampdentist> is there a previous installment who explains who this dude is and his relationship with gramps
[22:15] <@Trebbers> I can't tell if the dude on the right is supposed to be blind
[22:16] <lhs> i haven't
[22:16] <kayke> I haven't, I saw gramp's shoes
[22:16] <besoin> i haven't seen this
[22:16] <danps> get ready for a lesson
[22:16] <grampdentist> it's basically a dime store god's not dead
[22:16] <besoin> what is that friggin' background noise
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Sounds like he should be on Hannibal
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Sounds like a bowling alley
[22:16] <besoin> i keep thinking someone's being murdered outside my apartment
[22:16] <autarch> shit.
[22:16] <autarch> g2g
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[22:16] <@Trebbers> uh
[22:16] <GrAmps> like a little elf
[22:17] <besoin> is this mexico
[22:17] <grampdentist> lol besoin
[22:17] <kayke> her ponytail is horrid
[22:17] <grampdentist> the hollywood mexico filter
[22:17] <lhs> this is what the first 10 pages of his twilight novel read like
[22:17] <lhs> that's as far as i got
[22:17] <grampdentist> THIS SUCKS I HAYUT IT
[22:17] <besoin> people who say vehicle, oof
[22:17] <Bob511> Child support pays part of her salary?
[22:18] <@Trebbers> yeah, odd
[22:18] <besoin> covid gardens
[22:18] <lhs> women, always sniping at each other
[22:18] <grampdentist> this is an elaborate scheme to get gramps into a home by disguising it as a college
[22:18] <@Trebbers> hahah
[22:18] <danps> uh YEAH I know
[22:18] <besoin> "well, we ignore stupid ass requests"
[22:18] <@Trebbers> Filthy
[22:19] <GrAmps> sexagenerians
[22:19] <grampdentist> is getting a dorm room like booking a hotel
[22:19] <kayke> is this illegal?
[22:19] <GrAmps> Mr. Bowels
[22:19] <besoin> i fucking hate gramps
[22:19] <kayke> like he's not even going for a degree, how is he allowed to live in the dorms
[22:19] <@Trebbers> Oh god
[22:20] <GrAmps> "when i sit on the toilet seat, i'm not going to find god's shame smeared on the seat, am i?"
[22:20] <besoin> jesus amp
[22:20] <GrAmps> i'm trying to get into character
[22:20] <danps> gramps needing to be in every scene
[22:21] <grampdentist> wait why can't he go in the room
[22:21] <@Trebbers> Whenever Gramps isn't onscreen people are asking 'where's gramps?'
[22:21] <besoin> this is like a hampton inn, right?
[22:21] <@Trebbers> Sex is weird that's why
[22:21] <kayke> this girl has lucy from twin peaks vibes-- but tall
[22:21] <grampdentist> no question this is a retirement home
[22:21] <@Trebbers> Tentation
[22:22] <kayke> auditing a few classes for fun but needs to live on campus
[22:22] <grampdentist> christmas tree up for the start of fall semester
[22:22] <besoin> "ugh, a brunette?"
[22:22] <danps> gramps fending off any gentlemen callers from this woman he doens't know
[22:22] <grampdentist> this isn't what dorms really look like is it
[22:22] <@Trebbers> Some do
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[22:23] <Bob511> Leading with the I-destroyed-my-last-car.
[22:23] <danps> speaking of players, welcome back autarch
[22:23] <GrAmps> she's more of a gamer
[22:23] <autarch> bmg here
[22:23] <besoin> please dear god corrupt this girl
[22:23] <Bob511> Do as the Ramens do.
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Crooked pictures are killing me
[22:23] <lhs> do as the romans do, crucify troublemakers
[22:23] <@Trebbers> ha bob
[22:23] <grampdentist> i love how cautious the hedonism is in this
[22:24] <besoin> the gramps cave
[22:24] <danps> she's gonna turn her with her Harry Potter books
[22:24] <@Trebbers> *fap fap fap
[22:24] <GrAmps> hardly men, hardly working
[22:24] <grampdentist> co-ed dorm, but the rooms are still strictly gender-segregated
[22:24] <besoin> well that's not unusual
[22:24] <grampdentist> party has drinking but no drugs
[22:24] <danps> I need to count how many times gramps goes "tsk" dismissively
[22:24] <@Trebbers> Where is the Scarface poster?
[22:24] <GrAmps> "listen, kid, i'm here to take some classes for absolutely no reason"
[22:25] <besoin> i would immediately request a transfer
[22:25] <grampdentist> who called him an animal and why
[22:25] <kayke> yeah I was trying to imagine how fast I would be in the office changing rooms
[22:25] <GrAmps> usually only a "sex animal"
[22:25] <lhs> have we ever seen gramps eat
[22:25] <danps> if you're 20 and christian I feel like you should have read the bible already
[22:25] <besoin> if the roommate had that poster with the woman playing tennis with her butt out, i would howl
[22:26] <grampdentist> this is a sequel to spring breakers
[22:26] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:26] <besoin> chrahst
[22:26] <@Trebbers> gawd
[22:26] <kayke> gawhd
[22:26] <danps> no way is Jesus Crost the son of god
[22:26] <GrAmps> "wanna smoke this joint?"
[22:26] <grampdentist> this is definitely what college students talk about in their dorms together
[22:26] <autarch> this is how we lefties talk
[22:27] <lhs> who has this accent outside of minor true blood characters
[22:27] <kayke> he's not even enrolled yet?
[22:27] <grampdentist> oh so now he's going for a masters
[22:27] <@Trebbers> "Or are you trying to start shit?"
[22:27] <besoin> "you're not going this to be an obnoxious piece of shit, are you?"
[22:27] <besoin> *doing
[22:27] <kayke> I'd like to hear gramps's take on covid
[22:28] <autarch> the writers just teeing up these meatballs for gramps to own libs with
[22:28] <danps> Gramps is the writer
[22:28] <GrAmps> he said: "there's more monkey than snopes here"
[22:28] <grampdentist> i think he was probably talking about the fact that he wasn't allowed to teach evolution when he said that
[22:28] <grampdentist> like, the entire reason he's famous
[22:28] <@Trebbers> pumping my fist in the air
[22:28] <besoin> i'd kill myself if that was my theme song
[22:28] <GrAmps> circus clown mackin' theme
[22:28] <autarch> tom is 38
[22:29] <@Trebbers> Don't like the look of Tom
[22:29] <grampdentist> lol besoin
[22:29] <GrAmps> says the 40 year old freshman
[22:29] <@Trebbers> Look at those sexy legs
[22:29] <GrAmps> profilin'
[22:29] <autarch> registered sex off- er, student
[22:29] <besoin> "hm, this name is made up"
[22:29] <kayke> student card
[22:29] <danps> Tre Songs
[22:30] <GrAmps> lol autarch
[22:30] <besoin> what a monstrous professor
[22:30] <danps> *cracks knuckles*
[22:30] <grampdentist> "is god dead"
[22:30] <autarch> gramps just being a dipshit on purpose
[22:30] <besoin> oh god
[22:30] <lhs> really though, has he ever said what happened to his wife
[22:30] <kayke> time to own the libs
[22:30] <autarch> lil imp
[22:30] <besoin> ljksdlkjsakjlas
[22:30] <@Trebbers> Yeah, there's a Gramps in every class
[22:30] <GrAmps> normal question
[22:31] <grampdentist> has anyone ever taken a class where this actually happens
[22:31] <@Trebbers> I don't remember anything like this in intro biology. It was all boring plant shit
[22:31] <besoin> why is she teaching from the set of charlie rose
[22:31] <danps> lol
[22:31] <@Trebbers> ah besoin
[22:31] <@Trebbers> DITTO
[22:31] <grampdentist> i took bio 101 at a christian college so i don't really know
[22:32] <danps> you dare step into the intellectual arena with Gramps?
[22:32] <grampdentist> a grandpa type
[22:32] <besoin> gramps really came here with no intention of learning anything
[22:32] <@Trebbers> The Gramptgon
[22:32] <lhs> i had a medieval philosophy professor take a religion poll via index cards but he wasn't calling anyone out
[22:32] <kayke> i hate her little fake belt
[22:32] <grampdentist> everyone at this college is super invested in the religious beliefs of one non-traditional student
[22:33] <danps> Gossip Gramps
[22:33] <besoin> "he is not 180. that's a liberal lie."
[22:33] <grampdentist> "he's not even close to 132 years old"
[22:33] <grampdentist> ah
[22:33] <kayke> beat the sky hawks
[22:33] <grampdentist> why does everything he says have to be so weird
[22:34] <besoin> brad and mckayla will get married over winter break and fuck in the third act
[22:34] <lhs> different things loch
[22:34] <GrAmps> they 100% filmed this at a church
[22:34] <grampdentist> busy cafeteria with nobody sitting within three tables of them
[22:34] <besoin> "jesus promised me a chin"
[22:34] <@Trebbers> ha
[22:35] <@Trebbers> uh
[22:35] <grampdentist> BEaT THE SKy HAWKS
[22:35] <lhs> do I have f.lux on
[22:35] <danps> as opposed hawks?
[22:35] <kayke> "My dad is a mad magazine mascot and he wants me to take over"
[22:35] <besoin> oh he's the infamous gramps alright
[22:36] <lhs> mazes and monsters
[22:36] <kayke> sports sound like fun
[22:36] <@Trebbers> This dude is playing the scene like he's in a prison gang
[22:36] <besoin> not even 20 year old gramps could outrun 68 year old gramps
[22:36] <kayke> gramps and brad start a pickleball team
[22:36] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:36] <danps> he is a big pickleball head irl
[22:36] <besoin> oof
[22:36] <grampdentist> "you can't play, of course"
[22:37] <Bob511> Did someone just fire a blowgun?
[22:37] <lhs> I guess youth group can be a sport
[22:37] <autarch> christians are great at sports
[22:37] <grampdentist> thou shalt not steal
[22:37] <besoin> mckayla makes crazy eye contact with gramps
[22:37] <autarch> Giolito just threw a no-hitter
[22:37] <kayke> but you guys didn't finish your Styrofoam plates of corn!
[22:38] <grampdentist> youth group members are really good at volleyball
[22:38] <besoin> good point, voiceover people
[22:38] <@Trebbers> Sounds like TMNT doing the ADR
[22:38] <Bob511> "Wait, you can hear the voices in my head too?"
[22:38] <danps> ahhh notSOmuch
[22:38] <grampdentist> is that a real verse wtf
[22:38] <besoin> i was thinking stephanie is gramps's granddaughter earlier
[22:38] <grampdentist> oh yeah i thought she was early
[22:39] <grampdentist> *also
[22:39] <kayke> gramps is very judgey for a christian
[22:39] <grampdentist> no he's a regular amount
[22:39] <GrAmps> NO
[22:39] <lhs> this is why i can't be friends with christians, always scheming behind your back
[22:39] <Bob511> Shit, the movie sees us.
[22:39] <GrAmps> wanna join our LAN party, gramps
[22:39] <grampdentist> iron man shirt surely illegal
[22:39] <grampdentist> HE HAS A CARD
[22:39] <besoin> "you can be the golden snitch, little guy"
[22:39] <kayke> only the lord should be allowed to do autographs
[22:39] <@Trebbers> "I don't sign my government name"
[22:39] <danps> get ready for a lifetime of chain emails, kids
[22:40] <@Trebbers> tenny runners?
[22:40] <GrAmps> the pink caddy probably fits right in
[22:40] <@Trebbers> asdhadshfdh
[22:40] <kayke> did god create computers
[22:41] <grampdentist> god didn't create computers ty!!
[22:41] <GrAmps> we heard bear is driving car, how can that be?
[22:41] <Bob511> Aha
[22:41] <autarch> duh, of course we read a magazine. we're 19
[22:41] <grampdentist> these guys were really hoping to break out
[22:41] <lhs> can god build a computer so powerful that even he can't hack it
[22:41] <besoin> now he's an evolution expert
[22:41] <kayke> gramps is obnoxious
[22:41] <@Trebbers> christ
[22:42] <besoin> gramps really needs to take biolo...wait
[22:42] <danps> Trebbers already praising the good lord thanks to gramps
[22:42] <GrAmps> blood or the egg
[22:42] <Bob511> Gramps does not believe in functional programming.
[22:42] <@Trebbers> Yeah, I'll agree w/anything he says if he'll shut up
[22:42] <GrAmps> yeah no shit gramps
[22:42] <kayke> i need to walk away
[22:42] <besoin> gramps is losing all credibility with me right now
[22:43] <autarch> gramps
[22:43] <besoin> gramps, go to class!
[22:43] <GrAmps> so god is a know-it-all
[22:43] <grampdentist> why would he enroll himself in bio 101
[22:43] <kayke> this dude has never been punched in the face
[22:43] <besoin> ahem, bio 100
[22:43] <grampdentist> oh right
[22:44] <grampdentist> "by ty bounds"
[22:44] <kayke> what did wired magazine ever do to him?
[22:44] <besoin> starting to realize on day 2
[22:44] <danps> the thing I like about these movies is how subtly Donald James Parker works his thoughts into the writing
[22:44] <GrAmps> "i;m sorry but i love insecticides"
[22:44] <besoin> "it's extremely obtuse and wears a red polo shirt"
[22:45] <@Trebbers> Need to hire a bouncer for these lectures
[22:45] <grampdentist> gramps went to the ben shapiro school of arguing
[22:45] <autarch> lol imp
[22:45] <@Trebbers> crock
[22:45] <grampdentist> has this dude never spoken language before
[22:45] <lhs> it's full of soup
[22:45] <GrAmps> crockssaint
[22:46] <danps> please gramps, there are children present
[22:46] <kayke> i hate his stupid face
[22:46] <besoin> gramps is really against concepts with no physical evidence
[22:46] <GrAmps> perhaps we could meet over a cup of sex
[22:47] <besoin> showing up for the free holiday inn express breakfast
[22:47] <@Trebbers> Why is he parked there
[22:47] <grampdentist> did they just fuck
[22:47] <GrAmps> oh we laugh
[22:47] <kayke> I feel like in gramp's shoes his main rant is "harry potter is bad", he's so much more annoying in this one
[22:47] <GrAmps> can't just park in front of a church
[22:48] <grampdentist> that wharf is in tennessee?
[22:48] <@Trebbers> jaahhh
[22:48] <danps> Gramps should play the Joker
[22:48] <besoin> cameras can't focus on demons
[22:48] <grampdentist> he's derailing your class for everyone else in it
[22:49] <GrAmps> who are these women
[22:49] <GrAmps> are they alive
[22:49] <autarch> omg
[22:49] <besoin> oh god
[22:49] <grampdentist> what
[22:49] <GrAmps> pondering
[22:49] <lhs> tell him about fallopian tubes
[22:49] <danps> in DJP's mind all the women in the dorm are swooning for him, but he's too chivalrous to accept the attention
[22:49] <@Trebbers> yeah
[22:49] <grampdentist> what other classes is he in
[22:49] <kayke> this is the academia liberals want
[22:50] <autarch> change your name to treblemaker, treb
[22:50] <besoin> yeah, fuck face
[22:50] <autarch> do it, fuck face
[22:50] == Trebbers has changed nick to Treblemaker
[22:51] <grampdentist> is he saying that like rote learning is a good thing
[22:51] <autarch> that's better
[22:51] <besoin> jesus
[22:51] <@Treblemaker> woash
[22:51] <besoin> what is happening
[22:51] <autarch> everyone has needs
[22:51] <danps> this is how he pitches woo
[22:51] <autarch> even gramps
[22:52] <kayke> is it a religious thing not to use chapstick?
[22:52] <danps> lol
[22:52] <GrAmps> the devil's balm
[22:52] <grampdentist> what
[22:52] <besoin> lord
[22:52] <@Treblemaker> no
[22:52] <danps> single AND he has jokes? snatch him up while you can lady!
[22:52] <autarch> madame vertisan
[22:52] <@Treblemaker> People that talk about Mensa
[22:52] <@Treblemaker> Gospel of Death
[22:53] <kayke> lol I need a nap
[22:53] <grampdentist> i also have a girlfriend in canada
[22:53] <@Treblemaker> "I threw the offer letter on the ground"
[22:53] <kayke> god is real and this is hell
[22:53] <danps> Do I think I'm too smart for Mensa? No, I'm too humble for that
[22:53] <autarch> lord tennyson said: Are you from tennessee?
[22:53] <@Treblemaker> "My biggest weakness? Too detail oriented"
[22:54] <grampdentist> dude thinks she hasn't considered this
[22:54] <besoin> "and i want you to consider how many people the church killed for suggesting how large the universe was"
[22:54] <lhs> alfred lord tenny runners
[22:54] <GrAmps> C. S. Lewis said: "the lion is jesus"
[22:54] <grampdentist> wait is this dude canadian
[22:55] <GrAmps> figures
[22:55] <kayke> yeah sounds good
[22:55] <@Treblemaker> What why
[22:55] <danps> always go with the side that makes you feel better, foolproof
[22:55] <autarch> gramps is a babemaster
[22:56] <danps> Gramps Goes to Bonetown
[22:56] <grampdentist> we think she's insane to do this but this is basically me whenever i argue with randos on twitter
[22:56] <kayke> he's disgusted by the idea of homes
[22:56] <kayke> only dorms for this guy
[22:56] <besoin> "at least since my dad killed a family in a dui 8 years ago, when he was born again"
[22:56] <lhs> whoever did the subtitles has a lunatic's grasp of english
[22:57] <grampdentist> oh man
[22:57] <grampdentist> should i turn them on
[22:57] <@Treblemaker> This asshole is the best character
[22:57] <danps> that house looks unfinished
[22:57] <autarch> let's go check out that bourbon
[22:57] <besoin> this is like that brubaker movie
[22:57] <grampdentist> what's going on here
[22:57] <besoin> but the rooms are just different colors
[22:57] <autarch> gramps rides the bone rollercoaster
[22:57] <@Treblemaker> fucking gramps
[22:57] <kayke> go to sleep gramps
[22:58] <@Treblemaker> "Hold my hair while I puke, Gramps"
[22:58] <grampdentist> "brad it's nearly 11:00"
[22:58] <danps> here we go
[22:58] <besoin> i'm not sure watching this movie is healthy for me
[22:58] <@Treblemaker> SEXUAL REVOLUTION
[22:59] <autarch> amen to that, gramps
[22:59] <danps> the second most powerful urge = smothering gramps in his sleep
[22:59] <@Treblemaker> "Gramps, is..eating ass a sin?"
[22:59] <grampdentist> they've been smashed into pieces by letting lenny pet them too hard
[22:59] <kayke> mice are notoriously horny
[22:59] <kayke> shoes on, lights off
[22:59] <danps> I count that as the 4th "tsk"
[22:59] <lhs> it's the blood of christ
[22:59] <grampdentist> roommate transfer immediately
[23:00] <@Treblemaker> You know how you hear stories of finding students living in AV rooms and shit
[23:00] <@Treblemaker> I'd take the AV room
[23:00] <grampdentist> "but he said it with like oxen and stuff"
[23:01] <kayke> "the bible says stephanie is a slut"
[23:01] <grampdentist> The Demons 66
[23:01] <besoin> the demons chess team
[23:02] <grampdentist> OH NO
[23:02] <besoin> LORD
[23:02] <@Treblemaker> hshshshha
[23:02] <kayke> ugh
[23:02] <Bob511> "   "
[23:02] <grampdentist> god i can't wait to see what's next
[23:02] <GrAmps> big flouride
[23:02] <@Treblemaker> Forgot this bit
[23:02] <kayke> "it's making babies gay"
[23:02] <danps> There might be bias...which is good when its for stuff I like
[23:02] <autarch> this is awesome
[23:03] <autarch> yes
[23:03] <autarch> that's exactly why they SHOULD put it in the water
[23:03] <grampdentist> NO FLUORIDE TOOTHPASTE??
[23:03] <@Treblemaker> "We have a related epidemic of elite child sex trafficking"
[23:03] <grampdentist> i didn't even know that existed
[23:03] <kayke> gramps only drinks milk
[23:03] <lhs> or you can just brush your teeth with frosting
[23:03] <besoin> CHINA
[23:04] <@Treblemaker> CHINA
[23:04] <grampdentist> he was so distracted that he accidentally walked into a six-move checkmate
[23:04] <autarch> god he is exhausting
[23:04] <@Treblemaker> Gramps is def an energy vampire
[23:04] <grampdentist> sounds like you still worry about that gramps
[23:04] <besoin> the bribes
[23:04] <kayke> the biebers
[23:04] <danps> so true treb
[23:04] <autarch> gramps going full bobby fischer
[23:05] <GrAmps> gramps is playing chess, not checkers, with the libs
[23:05] <grampdentist> it's 9-D chess
[23:05] <kayke> whAAt
[23:05] <danps> Baby, no!
[23:05] <kayke> lol
[23:05] <autarch> gramps is the greatest genius
[23:06] <grampdentist> if you put someone in check they can't just put you in check instead
[23:06] <grampdentist> i'm with this guy
[23:06] <@Treblemaker> like this guy
[23:06] <grampdentist> golf, that famous non-wimp sport
[23:07] <lhs> silence the women
[23:07] <lhs> then patronize them
[23:07] <danps> Maybe I shouldn't say this but...I'm Miles Teller's half brother
[23:07] <besoin> really pulling for stephanie
[23:08] <autarch> jace getting rekt
[23:08] <besoin> surprised gramps let brad beat him
[23:08] <danps> It's gotta be the shoes
[23:08] <autarch> such as fluoride
[23:08] <autarch> Sons of the King
[23:08] <besoin> strawberry shakes don't slow you down
[23:09] <grampdentist> "thirsty for lovin"
[23:09] <danps> Sons of the Go Off Kings
[23:09] <autarch> Songs of the Thirsty Kings
[23:09] <autarch> is gramps ever gonna take that teacher to makeout point?
[23:09] <grampdentist> is this entire movie the dying hallucination of gramps in the other gramps movie
[23:09] <danps> whoa
[23:10] <autarch> right on time
[23:10] <GrAmps> i do love a man who can wear a jacket
[23:10] <@Treblemaker> Yeah, time to go after the feminazis
[23:10] <grampdentist> "what with a muslim in the white house"
[23:10] <GrAmps> the word is "misogynist"
[23:10] <autarch> oh?
[23:10] <GrAmps> i thought she was in mensa
[23:10] <grampdentist> gramps's default face is "incredulous"
[23:11] <grampdentist> or "aghast"
[23:11] <kayke> no one should talk to gramps
[23:11] <lhs> anime
[23:11] <@Treblemaker> ahah
[23:11] <grampdentist> i bet it's vegetarian
[23:11] <autarch> gramps is clearly so horny
[23:11] <danps> magnifying glass, microscope, scalpel, blowtorch, acid...
[23:11] <autarch> it's insanely clear what makes him tick
[23:11] <@Treblemaker> Would love Gramps thoughts on NGE
[23:11] <grampdentist> lol
[23:12] <lhs> are they talking about orgasms
[23:12] <grampdentist> this music
[23:12] <lhs> yuck
[23:12] <autarch> "gonna have to make make me explode"
[23:12] <grampdentist> that's so much wine jesus
[23:12] <@Treblemaker> fucking herb
[23:12] <GrAmps> no white zin for gramps
[23:12] <kayke> why did she still pour a second
[23:12] <danps> #deepthoughts
[23:12] <danps> what is that loaf?
[23:13] <autarch> oh my god
[23:13] <autarch> don't do it
[23:13] <besoin> ugh
[23:13] <kayke> close your eyes and get ready for this shit
[23:13] <@Treblemaker> asdfhasdfb
[23:13] <grampdentist> yikes gramps
[23:13] <@Treblemaker> 'charms'
[23:13] <GrAmps> those clothed shoulders
[23:13] <besoin> why do we do this to ourselves
[23:13] <autarch> that's even worse than what i thought he was going to do
[23:13] <autarch> wahabi gramps
[23:13] <kayke> tonight we're gonna deny god!
[23:13] <Bob511> Got a third season of The OA after all.
[23:14] <danps> lol
[23:14] <lhs> heh
[23:14] <GrAmps> president of atheism gives his speech
[23:14] <grampdentist> what is that
[23:14] <@Treblemaker> Is this quicksand
[23:15] <autarch> woah they're really good
[23:15] <danps> the couch!
[23:15] <grampdentist> SAME COUCH
[23:15] <autarch> at chugging
[23:15] <autarch> it's a lumberjack-skin rug
[23:15] <besoin> she's sloshed
[23:16] <GrAmps> wow @ couch
[23:16] <GrAmps> it's his couch isn't it
[23:16] <@Treblemaker> holy
[23:16] <lhs> have you ever considered that this couch is hell
[23:16] <grampdentist> yikes gramps
[23:16] <danps> really how could you resist?
[23:16] <danps> if you were her
[23:17] <besoin> ?
[23:17] <autarch> resist kicking him out?
[23:17] <autarch> or resist flunking him?
[23:17] <lhs> he borrowed brad's axe
[23:18] <grampdentist> holy shit
[23:18] <autarch> jfc
[23:18] <grampdentist> reports from the jews and the muslims
[23:18] <danps> I forgot about him putting that line in
[23:18] <besoin> women
[23:18] <autarch> what else would he be thanking her for?
[23:18] <GrAmps> son of christ
[23:18] <autarch> "for dinner, that is"
[23:18] <autarch> like, what?
[23:18] <kayke> hate to eat and run... but gramps's shoes are made for walkin
[23:19] <besoin> if you really want to hurt him, throw your wine on the couch
[23:19] <danps> evolutionists and pro-flouride scientists = unbelieveable
[23:19] <grampdentist> who are those people
[23:19] <besoin> what the hell
[23:19] <danps> people who see Jesus in their toast = believeable
[23:19] <@Treblemaker> Don't tell her
[23:20] <besoin> ????
[23:20] <@Treblemaker> "I'll drive, I got a gun in glovebox"
[23:20] <lhs> - Music-
[23:20] <kayke> dead
[23:20] <grampdentist> get her a blanket?
[23:20] <besoin> she's on a blanket
[23:21] <danps> love the girl on the ground clapping after she vomits and collapses
[23:21] <kayke> lmaaaooo
[23:21] <GrAmps> vat
[23:21] <GrAmps> are you keerazy
[23:21] <autarch> 20 shots in 3 minutes?
[23:21] <autarch> jfc
[23:21] <autarch> gramps, revive her
[23:21] <grampdentist> omg
[23:21] <kayke> lamoooo
[23:21] <autarch> revive her, king
[23:21] <@Treblemaker> hahh
[23:21] <kayke> AAAA
[23:21] <danps> WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL US
[23:21] <kayke> aaaaaaah
[23:21] <besoin> bloody hell
[23:21] <autarch> do it
[23:22] <kayke> aaaaaaaaaaaa
[23:22] <grampdentist> wow does that actually work
[23:22] <autarch> do it
[23:22] <besoin> now it's time to reveal that stephanie is gramps's granddaughter
[23:22] <autarch> YESSS
[23:22] <autarch> YES!!!!
[23:22] <danps> please gramps, use your divine powers on us pathetic mortals, just this once
[23:22] <GrAmps> “Stephanie, the drinker of some infidel thoughts, has been drowned by 20 shots; now she knows whether there is a God or no.'
[23:22] <besoin> nice of god to perform a miracle for us doubters
[23:23] <lhs> pre-med vlad confirmed it
[23:23] <Bob511> On an everclear night...
[23:23] <besoin> "you mean like babe?"
[23:23] <kayke> gaze up at the desktop screensaver of stars
[23:23] <grampdentist> this is what does it for her
[23:23] <danps> happening right now :')
[23:23] <GrAmps> moronic
[23:24] <besoin> "gramps has your ovaries strangling your brain"
[23:24] <autarch> yep
[23:24] <grampdentist> wouldn't a biologist recognize that creating emotional bonds with loved ones is a way of propagating one's genes
[23:24] <GrAmps> tfw mapquest
[23:24] <besoin> why would his directions be in her car?
[23:24] <grampdentist> what
[23:24] <kayke> god I hate them all
[23:24] <danps> she got even drunker somehow
[23:25] <grampdentist> she smoked an entire bone in the car on the way out there
[23:25] <autarch> god this is stupid
[23:25] <autarch> no
[23:25] <danps> guarantee you Elon has tweeted this exact sentiment
[23:25] <autarch> what about space-time
[23:25] <autarch> you dipshits
[23:25] <autarch> lol dan
[23:25] <besoin> this guy wants to get home to watch the walking dead
[23:26] <GrAmps> not too much
[23:26] <danps> "The fifth element _is_ love!"
[23:26] <lhs> meanwhile at vaporwave U
[23:26] <kayke> she drunk her legs off
[23:26] <grampdentist> this is clearly the same building as the college and even more clearly than before an assisted living facility
[23:26] <lhs> gramps will make them grow back
[23:27] <grampdentist> she had kind of a "what have you done for me lately" relationship with god
[23:28] <besoin> gramps has really taken down big education
[23:28] <grampdentist> "what with the jews and the muslims reporting having seen jesus"
[23:28] <danps> except for Tebow!
[23:28] <autarch> evenn gramps?
[23:28] <grampdentist> what does gramps take down in the second one, i can't remember
[23:28] <lhs> shoes
[23:29] <besoin> barbara carter nee bounds
[23:29] <autarch> "can i bring gramps?"
[23:29] <autarch> "i promise he wont hijack the conversation"
[23:29] <@Treblemaker> "Dr. Tucker screamed so much we had to put her down"
[23:29] <grampdentist> "we're in touch with kevin sorbo's agent"
[23:30] <grampdentist> THE DEMONS 69
[23:30] <grampdentist> where to cop
[23:30] <lhs> go demons
[23:30] <besoin> that should be the official shitflixe merch
[23:30] <kayke> I'm gonna let myself slip into a coma and watch monsters university in my head
[23:30] <autarch> the fact that gramps is winning just shows how hopeless and unathletic church kids are
[23:31] <besoin> is this intramural horse?
[23:31] <grampdentist> player 2
[23:31] <autarch> god i hated monsters university
[23:31] <@Treblemaker> yeah, what is this
[23:31] <@Treblemaker> fuck him up J
[23:31] <danps> don't worry, September will be a total bacchanalia of sexy murder moms
[23:31] <besoin> beat him. beat gramps.
[23:31] <autarch> i love that the target demographic is literally just people who are gramps
[23:32] <grampdentist> is this kid actually the devil
[23:32] <grampdentist> "AND he's an accomplished bowler"
[23:32] <danps> I mean he just literally wrote his brain directly into the page and shaped a loose story around it
[23:32] <lhs> plant a doobie on him
[23:32] <@Treblemaker> ahah
[23:32] <besoin> FROM minors?
[23:32] <autarch> hahaha
[23:32] <kayke> lol
[23:32] <@Treblemaker> "His name's Jussie"
[23:32] <danps> say it aint so Gramps
[23:33] <grampdentist> lol
[23:33] <danps> fUCK
[23:33] <danps> he's grown far too powerful
[23:33] <danps> they have to silence him
[23:33] <kayke> "some parents are mad we let a 60 something year old live in the dorms with their children"
[23:34] <@Treblemaker> "Is this CANCEL CULTURE Mr. Dean?
[23:34] <grampdentist> "this must be what it felt like for those early christians to get eaten by lions"
[23:34] <autarch> THAT PIC OF HIS SON!!!
[23:34] <@Treblemaker> "
[23:34] <kayke> why are they in a discount funeral home
[23:34] <lhs> he's going to put a hat on and enroll as cy mounds
[23:34] <autarch> lol
[23:35] <grampdentist> what
[23:35] <danps> dying
[23:35] <@Treblemaker> Hah LoTR is cool?
[23:35] <Bob511> Yeah, CS Lewis saved him.
[23:36] <GrAmps> get your shoes, gramps
[23:36] <danps> "But please, go easy on me Gramps"
[23:36] <autarch> "Jace is so gonna rip ass"???
[23:36] <grampdentist> it's the same racket?
[23:36] <GrAmps> gramps' back hair
[23:36] <kayke> is this a real thing where the same teams would play all the sports against each other?
[23:36] <besoin> whaa
[23:36] <grampdentist> what was that
[23:37] <autarch> this scene:christians::the baseball scene in twilight:vampires
[23:37] <besoin> now that was twin peaks esque
[23:37] <autarch> it's just like "look how cool christians are"
[23:37] <@Treblemaker> did they pay to be put into the movie or something
[23:37] <@Treblemaker> has to be
[23:37] <grampdentist> need that shirt too
[23:37] <autarch> yeah that shirt rules
[23:37] <grampdentist> AH
[23:37] <grampdentist> SDKUFHaslkdf
[23:37] <besoin> iowefjfskljsd
[23:37] <danps> ahahah
[23:38] <GrAmps> wholesome
[23:38] <@Treblemaker> Love that the male puppet wont shut up
[23:38] <autarch> who are these kids
[23:38] <danps> these kids seem a bit young for college
[23:38] <GrAmps> lol
[23:38] <kayke> how many points for duck duck goose?
[23:38] <lhs> stepeen
[23:38] <danps> stepping out of the muck and the mire
[23:38] <danps> we've been purged from our fleshly desires
[23:38] <lhs> what about the desire to win
[23:38] <danps> some things you just can't extinguish
[23:39] <grampdentist> why does everything have to be so weird in this
[23:39] <besoin> what the hell is even the deal with mckayla
[23:39] <grampdentist> Property of XL Jesus
[23:39] <@Treblemaker> a proud surrogate papa
[23:39] <danps> imagine shooting with Gramps every day on set and you have your answer dentist
[23:39] <lhs> love all the 8x11 printouts taped to the walls
[23:39] <danps> wow Hardees, really splurging
[23:40] <autarch> falling asleep
[23:40] <besoin> poor lee jones
[23:40] <@Treblemaker> PRINT YOUR
[23:40] <autarch> bracket for favorite gramps movies
[23:40] <grampdentist> that's the best they could come up with
[23:40] <@Treblemaker> the atmosphere is electric
[23:41] <grampdentist> wow
[23:41] <@Treblemaker> haha
[23:41] <grampdentist> omg gramps
[23:41] <kayke> yes! too bad there's no one here to score the game
[23:41] <danps> got em
[23:41] <GrAmps> eat shit and live, jase
[23:41] <grampdentist> it's the honors system kayke
[23:41] <@Treblemaker> amp
[23:41] <danps> go faith yourself
[23:41] <lhs> heh
[23:41] <@Treblemaker> Gramps disappears Obi-Wan style
[23:42] <danps> lol
[23:42] <grampdentist> wait i thought he got expelled at the end of the semester
[23:42] <autarch> Donald James Parker is a native of Madison, South Dakota transplanted into middle Tennessee.
[23:42] <autarch> wow
[23:42] <GrAmps> we'll miss you when you're dead
[23:42] <grampdentist> weird, gramps
[23:42] <GrAmps> that explains it. another boomer upset that his kids don't call him anymore
[23:42] <autarch> yeah this is weird
[23:42] <kayke> did he never ask stephanie's last name?
[23:43] <autarch> it's bin laden
[23:43] <GrAmps> casual wetsuit top
[23:43] <kayke> he's gonna surf home
[23:43] <lhs> dressed like my first boyfriend before he went goth
[23:43] <kayke> lol
[23:43] <danps> she must have written really small
[23:43] <grampdentist> this card is going to take the next twelve minutes
[23:44] <autarch> he converted an atheist
[23:44] <grampdentist> "brad died"
[23:44] <autarch> gramps
[23:44] <autarch> Brad is dead
[23:44] <lhs> god what a smug piece of self-congratulatory shit
[23:44] <kayke> where my brad
[23:44] <autarch> he drank to death
[23:44] <GrAmps> like an unbaptized baby
[23:45] <autarch> brad...wouldn't do this scene because you refused to pay him
[23:45] <besoin> yeah, there has to be something up there
[23:45] <autarch> he sasid you need to pay him
[23:45] <autarch> he told us to say "i need you to pay me". He said you'd know what that means.
[23:46] <autarch> oh christ
[23:46] <kayke> it's soul train
[23:46] <danps> In the 130-year history of film, has there ever been a more self-aggrandizing movie?
[23:46] <danps> seriously
[23:46] <grampdentist> who are all the old people
[23:46] <autarch> your fan club (all white)
[23:46] <kayke> "out of bounds"??
[23:46] <kayke> what did that sign mean
[23:46] <autarch> wow
[23:46] <grampdentist> there was one black person in this, his only role was to conspire against gramps
[23:47] <Bob511> He did keep Gramps from being murdered.
[23:47] <lhs> DJP wants $3k for his cameo
[23:47] <besoin> what
[23:47] <danps> law of gravity=things can't go up
[23:47] <autarch> guy is trying so hard  to remember his lines
[23:48] <lhs> why is your hair not still happening today
[23:48] <GrAmps> an origin only origined once
[23:48] <Bob511> Drummed up the phrase?
[23:48] <kayke> idina menzel defies gravity all the time
[23:48] <GrAmps> good thing life had billions of years
[23:48] <besoin> the origin of speciousness
[23:48] <Bob511> Ha
[23:48] <lhs> heh
[23:48] <GrAmps> hi i'm bieber
[23:49] <kayke> i'mbobbeh
[23:49] <danps> nice besoin
[23:49] <grampdentist> wait are they taking this class again or
[23:49] <autarch> lol amp
[23:49] <danps> Gramps is Love
[23:49] <besoin> we had to get mckayla a husband
[23:49] <kayke> grab a lemonade
[23:49] <grampdentist> a lemonade and bourbon, that is
[23:49] <GrAmps> what's soft milk doing here
[23:49] <grampdentist> bush appointee, most likely
[23:49] <danps> lol
[23:50] <autarch> holy shit amp
[23:50] <autarch> got him
[23:50] <autarch> noble prize
[23:50] <besoin> what on earth
[23:50] <GrAmps> ;)
[23:50] <autarch> what is this accent
[23:50] <danps> South Park Canadian
[23:50] <GrAmps> lmao
[23:50] <autarch> lol dan
[23:50] <grampdentist> i think it's a mix between piedmontese and speech impediment
[23:51] <grampdentist> did they give these people their lines ahead of time
[23:51] <lhs> somehow the audition tapes got spliced into the movie
[23:51] <@Treblemaker> Forgot all the really maddening parts of this

[23:51] <besoin> still working that right arm
[23:51] <kayke> training with no resistance
[23:52] <GrAmps> "are ya winnin', gramps?"
[23:52] <besoin> a metaphor for gramps's arguments, kayke
[23:52] <grampdentist> two?
[23:52] <GrAmps> lol
[23:52] <@Treblemaker> uh ok
[23:52] <danps> god they need to do a 3rd Gramps movie where he challenges the devil to a race
[23:52] <grampdentist> was that a tim allen grunt right before the fade to black
[23:52] <autarch> shred, gramps
[23:52] <lhs> jesus and miracle max
[23:52] <autarch> bib "stretch" cleeland
[23:52] <@Treblemaker> Mosquito
[23:53] <GrAmps> Paul Williams end credits tune
[23:53] <besoin> this can't be the music of a winning argument
[23:53] <grampdentist> imagine supervising this script
[23:53] <lhs> chosen to be a soldier, pick up your bras tonight
[23:53] <autarch> this was wild
[23:53] <danps> Bogles AND Dagles
[23:53] <Bob511> Andrew Jackson
[23:54] <besoin> bogles, dagles, kecks, korbs
[23:54] <grampdentist> that's a lot of maddi
[23:54] <@Treblemaker> Lotta Maduxes
[23:54] <besoin> Payden Maddux
[23:54] <Bob511> So many Madduces
[23:54] <besoin> Red Paint Spilman
[23:54] <kayke> special thanks god
[23:55] <GrAmps> God's Buffet
[23:55] <@Treblemaker> Big ups to the lord
[23:55] <GrAmps> Pat Tingle
[23:55] <grampdentist> isn't pat tingle someone i know
[23:55] <autarch> Pat and Dan Tingle
[23:55] <autarch> fuck
[23:55] <@Treblemaker> You're thinking of Pat Tillman
[23:55] <besoin> fuck
[23:55] <danps> gramps just let me say
[23:55] <danps> I hate you now more than ever
[23:55] <GrAmps> bless us gramps, everyone
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Postby important dentist » Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:00 pm

hard to go wrong here but i need to express that the good son is the quintessential evil kid movie and is an astoundingly fun watch
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Postby Trebek » Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:06 pm

Bump! Voting will end 2200 EST
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Postby Catullus » Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:17 pm

God these are both perfect but I’m going TMNT so I will have to keep reminding myself that it’s NOT stabler playing Casey
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:22 pm

The Good Son is the right answer here.
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Postby Trebek » Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:25 pm

I thought it'd be Good Son in a walk, but here we are.
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Postby Catullus » Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:32 pm

These are both absolutely great and I’m happy either way but
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Postby loaf angel » Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:34 pm

gotta go Good
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