Shit Flix Classix: After Last Season - Tues @2200EST

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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:58 pm

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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:42 pm

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[22:11] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:11] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:11] <@Trebbers> 1
[22:11] <pretty_yeoman> should I not make ramen
[22:11] <donnamartin> wait is this a gross out movie? should i not eat tacos?
[22:11] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[22:11] <dan2> you should not eat for 48 hours before or after watching this
[22:11] <lhs> i didn't even watch the trailer for this so i'm curious to see why it's so gross
[22:12] <@Trebbers> There's no fuckin reason why
[22:12] <pretty_yeoman> wait is this shitflixe or that colonoscopy thread
[22:12] == kayke [webchat@cloak-1der3hh7.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #hpnmovieseries
[22:12] <dan2> the wiki namedropped hellraiser and texas chainsaw influence
[22:12] <pretty_yeoman> kayke, we at 01:15
[22:12] <kayke> thanks!
[22:13] <besoin> marion dougherty, the goat
[22:13] <@Trebbers> Nadooolman
[22:13] <pretty_yeoman> these might be the most early '90s in New York opening credits ever
[22:13] <Bob511> Surprised they only went through two editors.
[22:13] <besoin> remember when every movie was cast by marion dougherty
[22:13] <Bob511> Figured it'd be like a Facebook-content-moderators situation, massive attrition and PTSD.
[22:13] <donnamartin> oh boy
[22:13] <@Trebbers> hah
[22:14] <kayke> sour lemonade
[22:14] <pretty_yeoman> six cases of salmonella already, how long has this party been going on?
[22:14] <@Trebbers> Chevy Zine
[22:14] <dan2> lol
[22:14] <pretty_yeoman> that elevator's headed to Twin Peaks, actually
[22:14] <lhs> these accents are pretty gross i guess
[22:14] <donnamartin> i can tell i'm gonna love the accent work in this
[22:14] <kayke> I wish more people wore fascinators
[22:15] <besoin> was demi moore in any good movies besides the legendary ghost
[22:15] <donnamartin> st elmo's fire?
[22:15] <@Trebbers> Hmm
[22:15] <donnamartin> the classic, disclosure
[22:15] <donnamartin> have we done striptease?
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Upset because she lost the Rio album cover job to a drawing
[22:16] <Bob511> Blame It On Rio wasn't good enough?
[22:16] <pretty_yeoman> heh
[22:16] <besoin> a few good men
[22:16] <dan2> have not done striptease but it would be good I bet
[22:16] <donnamartin> can't blame blame it on rio on demi
[22:16] <besoin> my kevin bacon game go-to
[22:16] <kayke> is she like cruella devil's niece?
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Burt oiled up in Striptease rivals anything in thsi
[22:16] <besoin> she's vanilla ice's cousin
[22:16] <donnamartin> disclosure (ha): i saw striptease when i was 13, i have no meory of it other than that it was bananas
[22:16] <pretty_yeoman> that phone is giving me childhood things
[22:16] <pretty_yeoman> love the foley work on her bracelet hell yes
[22:17] <donnamartin> oh she was good in a few good  men
[22:17] <lhs> dog collars go on your dogs, not your wrist
[22:17] <besoin> this was her first post-ghost credit
[22:17] <donnamartin> stepping awya for a taco, god help me
[22:17] <besoin> her career was almost post-ghost toast
[22:17] <dan2> appears to be
[22:18] <Bob511> Brazilianaires?
[22:19] <kayke> they wax
[22:19] <besoin> he looks like a hungover mr. belding
[22:19] <@Trebbers> ha
[22:20] <donnamartin> wait what's different form last night?
[22:20] <besoin> her sideburns are more naturalistic
[22:20] <@Trebbers> Savor these last moments of beauty
[22:20] <donnamartin> oh that's right, chevy is notoriously horny for sideburns
[22:20] <lhs> beautiful beemer, drive unto me
[22:21] <besoin> but they speak portuguese
[22:21] <@Trebbers> Oh god what's happening
[22:21] <donnamartin> brazil should sue us for this movie
[22:22] <besoin> woke up this morning, picked up my friend demi
[22:22] <@Trebbers> Not even trying with the rear projection
[22:22] <besoin> getting a breakfast roll at satriale's
[22:23] <kayke> she shoulda just taken the bus
[22:23] <pretty_yeoman> "we're only gonna get one chance at that exhaust vent"
[22:24] <kayke> I do want a mango tho
[22:24] <donnamartin> truly cannot fathom doing a road trip in these clothes
[22:25] <pretty_yeoman> "more schnozberries, anyone?"
[22:26] <donnamartin> i would be okay if everyone in this car died
[22:26] <pretty_yeoman> "a little Goddamned Hamlet" is how I got all tangled up in community theatre one summer
[22:27] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:27] <kayke> I kind of love their energy
[22:27] <pretty_yeoman> cop's trunk is gonna run out of coal soon though
[22:28] <dan2> gonna take my Moore to the Old Coke Roaaaaaddddddddddddddd
[22:28] <donnamartin> 2 fast, 2 jerseyous
[22:28] <lhs> beautiful bakersfield
[22:29] <donnamartin> at what point in a car chase do you just decide you've lost?
[22:29] <besoin> this is a big village
[22:29] <pretty_yeoman> well, this is no ordinary pursuit
[22:29] <pretty_yeoman> it's a Chevy chase
[22:29] <pretty_yeoman> *exits chat*
[22:29] <besoin> when i was little, i thought when a movie had chevy chase it meant it had a lot of action
[22:29] <kayke> they didn't even get to atlantic city and they're already in trouble
[22:31] <dan2> During filming, Chevy Chase was demeaning or verbally abrasive to members of the cast and crew, telling Demi Moore that her costume was too revealing and yelled at Aykroyd, saying that he had more worth than Aykroyd because Chase's paycheck was higher than Aykroyd's, despite him being the director.[11]
[22:32] <donnamartin> hmm, i find that shocking and so out of character
[22:32] <Bob511> A true method actor.
[22:33] <donnamartin> justice of the piece is jigsaw
[22:33] <@Trebbers> worse
[22:33] <besoin> they're going to that ranch with the bank robbing dogs
[22:33] <besoin> shire reeve = sheriff
[22:34] <besoin> maybe you guys knew that
[22:34] <donnamartin> okay question -- if they left "early" from NYC and are in new jersey....how is it already 3:30 pm
[22:34] <Bob511> Big-time yard sale at the Sawyer's place.
[22:35] <besoin> put that in the goofs, donna
[22:35] <donnamartin> i'm sure imdb will thank me for this diligence
[22:35] <besoin> demi's culottes
[22:35] <@Trebbers> get ready
[22:36] <Amp> here he iiiiiiis
[22:36] <kayke> the imagineers really outdid themselves
[22:36] <dan2> heh
[22:37] <kayke> oh no
[22:37] <Bob511> The Brazilians have Argentine passports?
[22:38] <donnamartin> can't imagine why this only made $8M on a $40M budget
[22:38] <@Trebbers> Dog rocket?
[22:38] <pretty_yeoman> is that $40M in 1991 $?
[22:38] <donnamartin> i believe so
[22:38] <Amp> even he can't believe it
[22:38] <pretty_yeoman> good lord
[22:39] <donnamartin> yup. from wiki "warner Bros had faith in akryoyd and gave him a $40M budget"
[22:39] <dan2> basically an 80 million budget today
[22:39] <donnamartin> they spent it on makeup and that house
[22:40] <donnamartin> and accent coaches
[22:40] <besoin> it's the heidelberg project
[22:40] <kayke> go suck a bug
[22:40] <lhs> what even is their relationship
[22:40] <kayke> neighbors
[22:40] <donnamartin> they all suck
[22:40] <besoin> baldy
[22:41] <lhs> luring all these partyers with the promise of coke
[22:41] <dan2> haha
[22:41] <donnamartin> is that a baldwin?
[22:42] <dan2> Daniel
[22:42] <pretty_yeoman> man do we ever run into baldwins in shitflixeville
[22:42] <donnamartin> i mean it's their provence
[22:43] <kayke> this is like a live action rankin bass movie
[22:43] <dan2> some nose Candy
[22:45] <Bob511> They should have opened to the public after the movie wrapped.
[22:45] <pretty_yeoman> $40M of the budget is just what Rob Zombie charged them to shoot at his place
[22:45] <Amp> lol
[22:45] <dan2> and then closed it down so I could wander the crumbling ruins of it
[22:45] <dan2> somebody needs to make an escape room based on this
[22:46] <dan2> I would go in a heartbeat
[22:46] <Amp> this is how kayke drinks juice
[22:46] <@Trebbers> ha
[22:46] <kayke> lol
[22:46] <donnamartin> lol
[22:47] <donnamartin> demi eat the fucking ants on a log
[22:47] <donnamartin> you were 5 once
[22:47] <besoin> my upstairs neighbors
[22:47] <pretty_yeoman> we rented a house when I was a kid with basically her dress as the bathroom wallpaper
[22:47] <pretty_yeoman> it was sick
[22:48] <donnamartin> i would like that bathroom
[22:48] <pretty_yeoman> interperse a few herons with those flowers and that was da pattern
[22:48] <@Trebbers> Dark themed bathroom is aggressive
[22:49] <kayke> new york peanut-seer
[22:49] <pretty_yeoman> it was, my dad h8ted it
[22:49] <lhs> feel like this is the midpoint on the beetlejuice-blank check spectrum
[22:49] <pretty_yeoman> whoa yeah lhs
[22:49] <@Trebbers> oh nooooo
[22:49] <dan2> wait what end is beetlejuice at and what's on the other end
[22:50] <dan2> Monkeybone?
[22:50] <@Trebbers> good foley
[22:50] <donnamartin> love a boiled sausage
[22:50] <lhs> beetlejuice and blank check on each end
[22:50] <kayke> I mean... just eat the fucking ants on a log
[22:50] <pretty_yeoman> which came first, conveyor belt sushi or this movie
[22:50] <dan2> oh I thought you just meant a general blank check toward dementedness
[22:51] <pretty_yeoman> there's no way this movie wouldn't be at one extreme end if that were the case
[22:51] <donnamartin> having a real flashback to game of thrones and alfie
[22:51] <donnamartin> is this the part where i stop eating my tacos?
[22:51] <kayke> I just noticed his nose
[22:51] <pretty_yeoman> Chevy hitting a weird Tim Allen//Harrison Ford vibe
[22:51] <kayke> I'm sad
[22:51] <@Trebbers> Stomach hurts now
[22:51] <dan2> this is the American Salo
[22:51] <pretty_yeoman> lol kayke
[22:51] <Amp> lol dan
[22:51] <pretty_yeoman> nailed it dan
[22:51] <donnamartin> tim allen harrison ford is a spectrum
[22:52] <pretty_yeoman> sure actin' like a wildin' out billionaire for someone who hates bankers
[22:52] <kayke> sick wicked AND funky
[22:52] <lhs> back and to the left
[22:52] <Bob511> Way to ruin dinner.
[22:52] <donnamartin> i just realized her outfit is a stretch unitard
[22:53] <pretty_yeoman> train set makin me wonder what's the largest bulk storage tank they put ketchup in
[22:55] <kayke> you peeled the correct banana
[22:56] <donnamartin> gonna start calling people a ditch witch
[22:56] <lhs> ditch witch, the goth version of crust punk
[22:56] <pretty_yeoman> only as a compliment
[22:56] <dan2> lol lhs
[22:56] <donnamartin> lol lhs
[22:56] <donnamartin> y'all i don't know how to say this but...this movie isn't v good
[22:57] <pretty_yeoman> yeah lhs can i bounce that off some goth adjacent zoomers?
[22:57] <lhs> sure
[22:57] <donnamartin> what was the hair gel budget for this
[22:57] <kayke> why is this still happening
[22:57] <@Trebbers> Eww
[22:57] <kayke> we get it
[22:57] <@Trebbers> Too much
[22:57] <pretty_yeoman> whatever they didn't give to Rob Zombie went to Paul Mitchell
[22:57] <donnamartin> yeah i think i'm done with the tacos
[22:58] <dan2> I'd still rather live in this place than in any home we've seen in a Lifetime movie from the last 10 years
[22:59] <pretty_yeoman> indeed
[22:59] <donnamartin> i think all the stuff from those homes is in this one
[22:59] <pretty_yeoman> lol donna
[22:59] <kayke> an escape room of this whole house would be the bomb
[22:59] <kayke> like you get an overnight stay
[22:59] <kayke> to escape
[22:59] <dan2> I know right
[23:00] <donnamartin> the 80s was really into falling apart, cluttered homes and i feel like the 90s model home aesthetic was a reaction to it
[23:00] <dan2> there's enough big flea market/junk sellers near me to make it a reality
[23:00] <donnamartin> few things give me greater anxiety than the idea of an escape room
[23:01] <besoin> ho ho ho
[23:01] <kayke> I love escape rooms. I just want to prove to my friends that I'm good at noticing things.
[23:02] <kayke> they also are like haunted houses where nothing scary happens-- which is ideal
[23:02] <donnamartin> it's a very niche resume item but it's a good one, kayke
[23:02] <donnamartin> i don't mind haunted houses but they rarely startle me
[23:02] <donnamartin> escape rooms combine things i truly hate: confined spaces with no way out and riddles
[23:03] <pretty_yeoman> yeah i'm ok at noticing things but i am -not- good at riddles
[23:03] <dan2> O
[23:03] <pretty_yeoman> this part would be fun tho
[23:04] <lhs> haunted houses lost their power for me after that porn-haunted church
[23:05] <@Trebbers> just fuckin why
[23:05] <dan2> I guarantee that lots of people brought their kids to see this
[23:05] <pretty_yeoman> this is what happens when 'comedians' become 'successful' and people stop telling them 'no'
[23:05] <donnamartin> wiat what lhs?
[23:05] <lhs> what was the porn-haunted church movie named, dan
[23:05] <dan2> I think LHS is talkign about "The Lock-In"
[23:06] <lhs> yes thank you
[23:06] <donnamartin> ohhh i though lhs' parents took her to a porn-haunted chruch
[23:06] <donnamartin> i unfortunately missed The Lock-In
[23:06] <pretty_yeoman> featuring another bleak expansive interior environment
[23:06] <lhs> ha no just regular church until i complained about it enough
[23:06] <pretty_yeoman> it was about time for more characters
[23:07] <kayke> I got out of church by telling my parents the other kids bullied me (a lie)
[23:07] <donnamartin> i'm from the South so it would not be a stretch to find out there was a morality tale haunted chruch about porn
[23:07] <Bob511> Well, "new"
[23:07] <donnamartin> bc they realy have them
[23:07] <@Trebbers> Actual monsters
[23:07] <kayke> oh no, this really is a whimsical mad max
[23:07] <donnamartin> the tele tubbies dont' like to talk about this branch of their family
[23:07] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[23:07] <lhs> is this american pompidou
[23:07] <pretty_yeoman> tele tubbies out of costume
[23:08] <Bob511> I guess you have to give Aykroyd credit for not asking his actors to go further with prosthetics than he was willing to.
[23:08] <pretty_yeoman> lol lhs
[23:08] <dan2> if you told me this was Nightbreed I would believe it
[23:08] <@Trebbers> hee
[23:08] <lhs> teletubbies out of costume is fucking horrifying
[23:08] <donnamartin> if you told me this was a psychosis i would believe you
[23:08] <besoin>  salo hill
[23:08] <kayke> I want john candy to dead lift me
[23:09] <pretty_yeoman> cool
[23:09] <Bob511> Well, at least half of that can be arranged, kayke.
[23:09] <pretty_yeoman> we're here to support you kayke
[23:09] <dan2> that glasses weasel would be a good av
[23:09] <pretty_yeoman> Bob,
[23:09] <kayke> bob,
[23:09] <kayke> time out
[23:10] <donnamartin> abrupt mood change
[23:10] <pretty_yeoman> lol bob rackin' up the commas
[23:10] <dan2> here's where the movie starts to get strange
[23:10] <kayke> how many people drive through this town?
[23:10] <pretty_yeoman> kayke you've never been through this stretch of I-80?
[23:10] <Bob511> I mean, its picnic reputation seems to be international.
[23:11] <donnamartin> eastern north carolina has some towns like this, minus the weird house and murder
[23:11] <@Trebbers> eww
[23:12] <@Trebbers> lol at 'my skunk!'
[23:12] <donnamartin> i like that dan akryod was like, "you know what would jazz this up? digital underground"
[23:12] <lhs> and he was right
[23:12] <pretty_yeoman> oh he's "goin' to Atlantic City alright"
[23:12] <kayke> at least he's a feminist?
[23:13] <kayke> I don't even know
[23:13] <besoin> is it canon that digital underground drove around in a hearse
[23:14] <pretty_yeoman> Tim Allen//Harrison Ford//Princess Leia
[23:14] <donnamartin> oh i'm sure this wont' be insensitive or gross
[23:14] <pretty_yeoman> constable could carry this movie if they just let her
[23:15] <kayke> oh man, I wanna play slaps
[23:15] <pretty_yeoman> Demi might be winning out here
[23:15] <pretty_yeoman> god damn it
[23:16] <Amp> the interlude we needed
[23:16] <donnamartin> someone watched the dailies from this and said "sure, this works"
[23:16] <besoin> jesus
[23:16] <donnamartin> just needs a little tupac
[23:16] <kayke> they have to win him over
[23:16] <kayke> he's gotta love it
[23:17] <kayke> oh he's getting into it
[23:17] <kayke> yesss
[23:17] <kayke> we're not so different after all, you and I
[23:17] <donnamartin> ed mcmahon appears on the left to give it 4 stars
[23:17] <Amp> lol
[23:18] <pretty_yeoman> I think Angelo Badalementi sampled that organ solo for Lost Highway score
[23:18] <donnamartin> aerosmith breaks through the wall all the sudden
[23:18] <lhs> heh yeo
[23:18] <dan2> "...and have some Crystal Skull vodka for the road."
[23:18] <pretty_yeoman> lol donna, feel like if they fell off the cliff in the "Livin' on the Edge" video Aerosmith would've ended up in the junkyard outside
[23:19] <donnamartin> double secret death
[23:20] <donnamartin> uh
[23:20] <pretty_yeoman> yeah
[23:20] <kayke> do we think they made the character mute so he wouldn't have to do a voice?
[23:20] <kayke> if so, maybe a good move
[23:21] <pretty_yeoman> yeah I appreciate decisions like that
[23:21] <donnamartin> she bedazzled her own dress
[23:21] <kayke> she looks good tbe
[23:21] <kayke> *tbh
[23:21] <pretty_yeoman> she's a top notch mechanic and a skilled architect of fashion
[23:21] <lhs> who wore it better, eldona or lucy in bram stoker's dracula
[23:22] <pretty_yeoman> ahee
[23:22] <donnamartin> kind of hoping tim gunn will show up for this challenge
[23:22] <Bob511> John Candy IS the Childlike Empress
[23:22] <dan2> I guess the penis-nose gene skips a generation
[23:22] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[23:23] <pretty_yeoman> has no one in this movie learnt about rip currents?
[23:24] <dan2> bone budget must have literally been in the millions for this
[23:25] <donnamartin> this movie feels like someone said, "what if saw, but funny?"
[23:25] <pretty_yeoman> was saw just the gritty 2000s remake of this
[23:25] <dan2> I'm just picturing something like those people who worked fulltime making 100s of suits of chainmain for LOTR, but instead their just making bones
[23:26] <Bob511> "What if Hellraiser, but funny" was actually the history, donna.
[23:27] <kayke> heres a little diddy about chris and diane
[23:27] <donnamartin> lol
[23:27] <pretty_yeoman> city bus thunderdome is badass though
[23:27] <donnamartin> party hog is the sequel to porn-haunted church
[23:28] <dan2> I think Chevy has had like 5 lines of dialogue in the last 40 minutes
[23:28] <donnamartin> he was too busy ranting off screen
[23:29] <pretty_yeoman> firecracker barrel
[23:29] <kayke> upsetting
[23:30] <pretty_yeoman> so much cause for upset
[23:30] <pretty_yeoman> so little time
[23:30] <Bob511> "Hmm, this escape scene needs a punch-up, what throw-away joke can we stick in there?"
[23:30] <pretty_yeoman> it wasn't even a... joke?
[23:30] <kayke> I still don't understand why she wanted to go to atlantic city
[23:31] <donnamartin> to dump that guy who dumped her
[23:31] <kayke> trains can't just stop
[23:31] <pretty_yeoman> to the ketchup car!
[23:31] <donnamartin> a train cannot stop that quickly
[23:32] <pretty_yeoman> reach out and touch Chase
[23:32] <kayke> lol
[23:32] <pretty_yeoman> beyond upset
[23:33] <kayke> pretty good map
[23:33] <@Trebbers> The script
[23:33] <lhs> so are they demons? are heaven and hell real?
[23:33] <dan2> haha treb
[23:33] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[23:33] <dan2> Aykroyd proved to be very popular with the crew for listening to and enacting all of the crazy ideas they threw at him, including the Bonestripper, the roller coaster going through Valkenheiser Mansion, and the dinner table with the built-in model train set serving food.
[23:33] <dan2> not actually that far off from reality of how it was made
[23:33] <pretty_yeoman> props to him for that
[23:34] <donnamartin> i mean, the bonestripper is actually cool
[23:34] <pretty_yeoman> also, i guess, literal props to him for that
[23:34] <donnamartin> why on earth would you ride back in to this town
[23:35] <pretty_yeoman> fuck yes
[23:35] <donnamartin> i mean, fucking DUH
[23:35] <lhs> oh god no not the bees' nest
[23:35] <pretty_yeoman> acab
[23:36] <kayke> all cops are bees
[23:36] <pretty_yeoman> lolol
[23:36] <dan2> Akroyd Chevy and Demi
[23:36] <dan2> oh wait that doenst work
[23:36] <kayke> hhahaha
[23:36] <@Trebbers> One way to wrap up your mvie
[23:36] <pretty_yeoman> buh god that's the hell outhouse's music
[23:37] <kayke> three friends
[23:37] <kayke> I love this
[23:37] <kayke> family
[23:38] <lhs> they got the milton ending
[23:38] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[23:38] <besoin> that's peter aykroyd
[23:38] <besoin> the doorman guy
[23:38] <pretty_yeoman> ahh
[23:38] <pretty_yeoman> that was literally the writer polishing this t*rd
[23:38] <@Trebbers> He just saw a rough cut
[23:38] <kayke> napmare
[23:38] <pretty_yeoman> might have to steal napmare
[23:39] <donnamartin> that robe is soething
[23:39] <dan2> The film was originally darker and a tad more graphic. However, when test audiences reacted poorly, the film was re-edited and its release date was pushed back.
[23:39] <kayke> ohio huh?
[23:39] <pretty_yeoman> what...did they
[23:39] <pretty_yeoman> edit out?
[23:40] <@Trebbers> what the hell
[23:40] <besoin> lord
[23:40] <pretty_yeoman> this movie does not warrant victory lap clip credits
[23:40] <kayke> does little devil not get a title card?
[23:40] <@Trebbers> Porch people
[23:41] <besoin> porch people were aykroyd's family
[23:41] <donnamartin> so uh, they can get $40M to make this but we can't have a universal income?
[23:41] <dan2>  Aykroyd later agreed to play the giant adult baby Bobo as well, after no one else wanted to play the part, and found it stressful to play two parts in heavy makeup while simultaneously directing and producing. 26 of 26 found this interesting | Share this
[23:41] <Bob511> Humpty Hump and Shock G.
[23:41] <kayke> LITTLE DEVIL AND BOBO could have SHARED a title card
[23:42] <pretty_yeoman> wow
[23:42] <pretty_yeoman> that was a special flavor of out of control
[23:42] <dan2> better than I remembered
[23:42] <Amp> a masterpiece
[23:43] <dan2> really exceptional set design I gotta say
[23:43] <lhs> douy swofford
[23:43] <@Trebbers> I mean, you see the budget on screen
[23:43] <kayke> they put the special thanks above the music
[23:43] <kayke> is that allowed?
[23:43] <dan2>  The police badges seen in the revolving frames on both sides of the Shire Reeve's bench are actual badges from Dan Aykroyd's personal collection. 56 of 59 found this interesting
[23:43] <Bob511> "The video starts off with a hearse driving into a drive-in theater, showing clips from Nothing but Trouble...Dan Aykroyd appears portraying a Scottish bagpipe artist."
[23:44] <kayke> a scottish sandwich artist
[23:44] <besoin> well i'm nonplussed
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Postby Trebek » Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:24 am

Tuesday,

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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 13, 2021 10:15 am

Bump!
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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:29 pm

I don't even think that tagline is an intentional Jekyll and Hyde reference.
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 13, 2021 6:55 pm

Quite doubtful.
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:06 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:57 pm

Ten minutes!
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[22:11] <@Trebbers> OK EVERYBODY READY?
[22:11] <lhs> waterbeds sure did a number on the 70s psyche
[22:11] <@Trebbers> PAUSE ON 00:00 PLEASE
[22:11] <mr_winjer> death bed looks sick
[22:11] <quinine_costner> waitttt
[22:11] <@Trebbers> ok
[22:11] <autarch> you wouldn't wait for me
[22:12] <mr_winjer> we know
[22:12] <autarch> fuck this i'm starting
[22:12] <Amp> 1
[22:12] <mr_winjer> lol
[22:12] <dan_cook> oh no
[22:12] <autarch> lmk if you all need time
[22:12] <xtn> go ahead nerd
[22:12] <quinine_costner> ok
[22:12] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:12] <dan_cook> what did we start??
[22:12] <mr_winjer> 2
[22:12] <xtn> "we" didnt start anything
[22:12] <@Trebbers> no no no
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[22:12] <quinine_costner> hoo boy
[22:12] <@Trebbers> I'm too high for this shit
[22:12] <@Trebbers> redo
[22:12] <xtn> ok kayke is here
[22:12] <quinine_costner> im sry everyone
[22:12] <besoin> kayke is here so we can start
[22:13] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:13] <kayke> hi
[22:13] <dan_cook> don't start this one early it has a good quote at the beginning
[22:13] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:13] <autarch> please stop goofing off everyone
[22:13] <@Trebbers> 1
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[22:13] <dan_cook> ok its begun
[22:13] <dan_cook> oh hello saranclaps
[22:13] <@Trebbers> www.mgm.com
[22:13] <dan_cook> good to see you
[22:13] <impdentist> ah what i didn't start mine accidentally
[22:13] <Amp> welcome to the box factory
[22:13] <@Trebbers> will give 1:00
[22:13] <besoin> sounds like U need T imp
[22:14] <@Trebbers> THE HUNER HAS RETURNED TO MR. BROOKS BRAIN
[22:14] <mr_winjer> oh my
[22:14] <dan_cook> got the murder munchies
[22:14] <kayke> the hunger huh
[22:14] <@Trebbers> IT NEVER REALLY LEFT
[22:14] <dan_cook> 1:00 now
[22:14] <@Trebbers> 1:00
[22:14] <impdentist> oh wow
[22:14] <besoin> is this a sequel
[22:14] <@Trebbers> I wish
[22:14] <kayke> a tig nataro
[22:14] <impdentist> 1:30 someone?
[22:14] <lhs> sequel to mr brook
[22:14] <dan_cook> 1:30 now
[22:14] <@Trebbers> 1:30
[22:14] <besoin> killing prostitutes anonymous has the same prayer?
[22:15] <autarch> wtf is he saying? these crackers i'm eating are too crunchy
[22:15] <@Trebbers> ahh
[22:15] <mr_winjer> is he like batman
[22:15] <mr_winjer> or sthg
[22:15] <@Trebbers> The serenity prayer
[22:15] <dan_cook> that line killed...and so did he
[22:15] <autarch> buttman
[22:15] <kayke> these fuckers love toenail joks
[22:15] <besoin> i saw marg helgenberger at the getty once
[22:15] <kayke> *jokes
[22:15] <quinine_costner> that was a man who could cut some toenails
[22:15] <besoin> she was wearing all white
[22:15] <lhs> my cat brought her toy downstairs as soon as we started
[22:15] <xtn> its stressing me out how realistic this is
[22:15] <besoin> at least someone will be entertained, lhs
[22:15] <quinine_costner> loool Brooks Box Factory
[22:16] <mr_winjer> this movie is long
[22:16] <dan_cook> I honestly have thought about him working at a box factory about once a week for 7 years
[22:16] <@Trebbers> haha
[22:16] <mr_winjer> the fucking fonts
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[22:16] <@Trebbers> I missed that detail
[22:16] <impdentist> NIPPULS
[22:16] <kayke> nipples? at her age?!
[22:16] <quinine_costner> that is such wife banter
[22:16] <dan_cook> hmm...was saranclaps just a figment of my dark imagination?
[22:16] <quinine_costner> wifes am i right? cant stop thinking about nipples
[22:16] <autarch> nipples poking through her shirt like barney frank. very disrespectful.
[22:16] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:17] <besoin> please william, don't hurt em
[22:17] <quinine_costner> lolol is hurt his id
[22:17] <dan_cook> what if you driving instructor did the test like this?
[22:17] <dan_cook> *your
[22:17] <quinine_costner> ha besoin
[22:17] <impdentist> stalked by my costner
[22:17] <kayke> is that the hunger?
[22:17] <dan_cook> yes
[22:17] <mr_winjer> claps saw the first scene and was just like fuck you guys
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[22:17] <dan_cook> haha
[22:17] <besoin> did you guys know kevin costner played the corpse in the big chill
[22:17] <besoin> so hurt and costner have been in another movie together
[22:18] <autarch> what's he want a look at? the rockettes?
[22:18] <impdentist> why is he talking like that
[22:18] <mr_winjer> because he doesnt know how to act
[22:18] <lhs> can you handle the dog nipples showing
[22:19] <kayke> nipple opinions, dog opinions
[22:19] <@Trebbers> I would kill if I had to get doggie info dumps from this woman
[22:19] <besoin> all of the dialogue is stuff you normally hear in the background when you watch a blu-ray with headphones
[22:19] <autarch> this conversation is udderly fascinating
[22:19] <mr_winjer> yeah like wtf
[22:19] <mr_winjer> this movie is 2 hrs... we needed this?
[22:19] <dan_cook> yes
[22:19] <dan_cook> why do you fight it?
[22:19] <dan_cook> for Saranclaps it's actually only an hour
[22:19] <@Trebbers> The length is maybe not great
[22:20] <quinine_costner> why are his lips sp wet
[22:20] <besoin> the guy who wrote this wrote this has an insane resume
[22:20] <impdentist> play with some glazes
[22:20] <Amp> i'm gonna glaze out, honey
[22:20] <kayke> their house looks like a hotel
[22:20] <quinine_costner> play with glazes is code for gooning in the shed
[22:20] <@Trebbers> Oh man Kuffs
[22:20] <lhs> big little lies s3
[22:20] <autarch> ooooooh. so that's what they meant when they called the move "mr brooks"
[22:20] <dan_cook> his resume is a babies in heaven movie, Stand by Me, Jungle 2 Jungle and then 10 years later this
[22:20] <dan_cook> and then nothing
[22:20] <dan_cook> oh and Starman
[22:20] <kayke> mr glaze
[22:21] <kayke> time to make the donuts
[22:21] <besoin> made in heaven is one of my favorite movies
[22:21] <mr_winjer> just have sex with your wife first imo
[22:21] <mr_winjer> like wth
[22:21] <impdentist> what's a babies in heaven movie
[22:21] <dan_cook> haven't seen it but we should do it
[22:21] <lhs> babies in heaven sounds like a shitflick
[22:21] <quinine_costner> lol jungle2jungle
[22:21] <dan_cook> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_in_Heaven_(1987_film)
[22:21] <kayke> put on my glazin boots
[22:21] <besoin> it'd probably be a decent shitflick, but i'd cry
[22:21] <besoin> i mean, i'd cry anyways
[22:21] <dan_cook> YEAH, I'M THIKING I'M BROOKS
[22:21] <quinine_costner> seems like your serial killer wardrobe doesnt really need to be built to the same exacting standards as the master closet
[22:22] <besoin> another shitflick volvo
[22:22] <besoin> he's going to steal a PS5
[22:22] <@Trebbers> Wait is this a motel
[22:22] <@Trebbers> why would they have that kind of lock
[22:22] <dan_cook> running low on lemons
[22:22] <xtn> if youre going to bother why do it halfway
[22:22] <besoin> he's going to steal their vtech cordless phone
[22:23] <autarch> it might be sex
[22:23] <@Trebbers> "Naughty"
[22:23] <kayke> I sure hope my midlife crisis is just... getting into marathons or something
[22:23] <quinine_costner> youve never lived in an apt eh treb?
[22:23] <impdentist> probably sex
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[22:23] <dan_cook> as soon as it's about to get violent Saranclaps leaves
[22:23] <quinine_costner> these guys have terrible peripherel vision
[22:24] <quinine_costner> hhaaha wut
[22:24] <@Trebbers> Def bustin
[22:24] <quinine_costner> wow
[22:24] <dan_cook> he shot off a round
[22:24] <quinine_costner> they completely tanked the movie less than 15 minutes in
[22:24] <xtn> rhythm is a dancer
[22:24] <quinine_costner> thjere's no recovery from that
[22:24] <lhs> meet joe whack
[22:24] <kayke> "whoa, girl"
[22:24] <autarch> wow, guess they expected to finish, but not like THAT
[22:24] <mr_winjer> lol
[22:25] <besoin> now he won't be able to return those clothes to kenneth cole
[22:25] <mr_winjer> this is fucked
[22:25] <dan_cook> almost like I want to get caught nutting in my pants, eh Marshall?
[22:25] <lhs> is this other guy his imaginary friend or the devil or what
[22:25] <besoin> his alter ego
[22:25] <quinine_costner> there'sno way this is oregon
[22:25] <mr_winjer> he's a method to somehow make costner likeable
[22:25] <autarch> when do we get to see Citizen Dane?
[22:25] <besoin> his wife doesn't wonder why he buys those paper slippers?
[22:26] <kayke> drop dead fred except fred wants to kill instead of like... touch bugs or whatever he does
[22:26] <lhs> wife stay out of garage
[22:26] <besoin> when did he develop all these photos? or take the photos for that matter?
[22:26] <quinine_costner> "pottery supplies"
[22:26] <dan_cook> "Another great 11:00 PM - 6:00 AM glazing sesh last night honey."
[22:26] <lhs> "it's almost like i want to get caught" *uploads photos to instagram*
[22:26] <quinine_costner> he must have one of those little fujifilm printers
[22:27] <mr_winjer> she better be cheating on him
[22:27] <dan_cook> did he burn his dick?
[22:27] <autarch> ya
[22:27] <@Trebbers> Even worse
[22:27] <kayke> beautiful wife, beautiful life
[22:27] <besoin> just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, there's moore
[22:27] <@Trebbers> This is a real low for Demi
[22:28] <lhs> crime scene now has 20 strands of her hair all over it
[22:28] <impdentist> i mean wouldnt it be common sense
[22:28] <dan_cook> at least this guy has the courtesy to wear a hat
[22:28] <besoin> "i was hoping this guy was banished to history channel specials about the hatfields and the mccoys"
[22:28] <impdentist> WRONG, LADY
[22:29] <@Trebbers> Standing up dramatically
[22:29] <quinine_costner> lol
[22:29] <impdentist> ah of course
[22:29] <dan_cook> duh
[22:29] <impdentist> it's not his MO to kill people who don't have vacuum cleaners
[22:29] <quinine_costner> profile: white male, vacuum cleaner salesman
[22:29] <@Trebbers> So, if their vacuum breaks, he's fucked
[22:29] <lhs> another goddamn danceoff!
[22:29] <xtn> why is every movie about divorce
[22:30] <lhs> divorce is the human condition
[22:30] <besoin> anyone who wants to empty my bursting dyson canister, feel free to off me
[22:30] <quinine_costner> relatable to the middle age demo
[22:30] <kayke> vince vaughn
[22:30] <impdentist> my name is earl
[22:30] <kayke> they have fancy water?
[22:30] <besoin> william hurt wears his own clothes in every movie
[22:30] <kayke> show the water bottles again, cowards
[22:30] <lhs> if you were going to invent an alter ego, why would you make it look like that
[22:31] <impdentist> they looked like fifths of tanqueray
[22:31] <besoin> his superego is lawrence kasdan
[22:31] <quinine_costner> beautiful boxes
[22:31] <besoin> mr brooks is problem child grown up
[22:31] <@Trebbers> ahhah
[22:31] <dan_cook> lol
[22:31] <kayke>  that guy is just pretending to translate
[22:31] <quinine_costner> i dont
[22:32] <besoin> think jim from the office
[22:32] <kayke> oh no
[22:32] <besoin> he's gonna romance that receptionist
[22:32] <dan_cook> coming to steal his box designs and present them as his own
[22:32] <lhs> it's the midpoint on the jim from the office and jim's rival from the office spectrum
[22:32] <quinine_costner> dwight?
[22:33] <lhs> no the guy that pam was dating first
[22:33] <besoin> roy
[22:33] <quinine_costner> he trained his receptionist how to order someone to sit, its the secret to his success
[22:33] <dan_cook> "I'd rather learn the box trade."
[22:33] <kayke> my beloved thin-scarfed daughter
[22:33] <besoin> he didn't need a fancy phd in boxes
[22:33] <mr_winjer> i wonder if can use his bow tie like a weapon like oddjob
[22:33] <quinine_costner> i've always dreamed of owning a box factory
[22:33] <mr_winjer> that would be cool
[22:34] <lhs> another 12 year old daughter
[22:34] <quinine_costner> why is she sitting in his lap
[22:34] <dan_cook> "Just listen: boxes...for women."
[22:34] <quinine_costner> loo
[22:34] <quinine_costner> l
[22:34] <autarch> what is this scarf
[22:34] <kayke> thin
[22:34] <quinine_costner> this movie has Wicker Park vibes
[22:34] <impdentist> my brother's friend's mom was the heir of a minor box fortune
[22:34] <mr_winjer> this is totally how fathers and daughters interact
[22:34] <quinine_costner> sunday?
[22:34] <besoin> call us when your neighbor's in a lifetime movie, imp
[22:35] <kayke> he looks like that smart dog
[22:35] <impdentist> scarves were big in 2007 as i recall
[22:35] <@Trebbers> "If it's not in a box, I don't fuckin want it"
[22:35] <kayke> mr sherman
[22:35] <dan_cook> lmao kayke
[22:36] <kayke> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/80/1b/c5801b9236a1e0c26d404b2abcccff92.jpg
[22:36] <quinine_costner> ah 2007 makes sense
[22:36] <quinine_costner> hahahaa
[22:36] <impdentist> this definitely looked like a mid-to-late 2010s movie to me for some reason
[22:36] <dan_cook> like an old married couple
[22:36] <besoin> i dunno, bill, this is pretty bad
[22:37] <impdentist> i'm gonna try this again because nobody liked it the first time:
[22:37] <autarch> yeah this is really bad
[22:37] <dan_cook> def. thinking about sticking his dick in that vase
[22:37] <impdentist> "stalked by my costner"
[22:37] <dan_cook> it's a very solid joke
[22:37] <impdentist> oh this is dane cook huh
[22:37] <impdentist> thank you dan
[22:38] <kayke> I'm a simple pervert, sir
[22:38] <besoin> ugh
[22:38] <mr_winjer> this story is so necessary
[22:38] <@Trebbers> Spank bank is a plot point
[22:38] <dan_cook> please see your doctor if your dick ever goes VRUUUSHHHH
[22:38] <autarch> dane cock
[22:38] <impdentist> this is really something
[22:38] <mr_winjer> oh wow more reason to love costner
[22:38] <dan_cook> we're only just getting started
[22:39] <mr_winjer> can you imagine all the plot changes he demanded?
[22:39] <impdentist> this has a 3.2 on letterboxd
[22:39] <besoin> you mean a safe deposit box, bill
[22:40] <dan_cook> Season 4 of Hannibal better be about Will&Hannibal hunting Mr. Brooks
[22:41] <@Trebbers> His design has six sides
[22:41] <besoin> why does this cop have $750K
[22:41] <autarch> holy shit this guy in the suit and glasses
[22:41] <besoin> overtime i guess
[22:42] <autarch> this guy looks like he goes to benihana
[22:42] <besoin> it's the sex and the city guy
[22:42] <dan_cook> Jake Busey + a Winklevoss twin
[22:42] <impdentist> wait do you get a ton of money for solving crimes
[22:43] <dan_cook> everyone in this movie is so rich
[22:43] <lhs> a ton of money and XP
[22:43] <autarch> lol
[22:43] <autarch> or a ship
[22:43] <besoin> is that how plastic bags work
[22:44] <impdentist> feel like this is not really work talk
[22:44] <besoin> "he made me take this role!"
[22:44] <quinine_costner> YEAH, tracy.
[22:44] <xtn> my boss always says that to me
[22:45] <xtn> my name is tracy
[22:45] <dan_cook> wait is that what he's been chewing?
[22:46] <besoin> "i want all 32 MB of that memory card"
[22:46] <mr_winjer> how is costner this bad at acting
[22:47] <mr_winjer> lol
[22:47] <mr_winjer> chair bump
[22:47] <autarch> "wow"
[22:47] <Amp> damn i love that mr brooks
[22:47] <kayke> big milk
[22:47] <impdentist> was he keeping a glass of milk in the fridge???
[22:47] <mr_winjer> "wow girl"
[22:47] <besoin> a cool pint of miilk
[22:47] <dan_cook> 2:12 AM... going back for more murder
[22:47] <mr_winjer> he has to
[22:47] <mr_winjer> its peer pressure
[22:47] <xtn> is he finally gonna fuck his wife
[22:47] <dan_cook> even the lamp is a box
[22:47] <xtn> i feel like a lot has happened since he killed those two
[22:48] <mr_winjer> shes pretending to sleep for sure
[22:48] <kayke> give your daughter a milk breath whisper to send her to sleep
[22:48] <lhs> ew
[22:48] <impdentist> what a house
[22:48] <dan_cook> house looks like it should be in Denmark or something
[22:48] <besoin> dogme 95 house
[22:48] <kayke> it looks like a place that sells jetskis
[22:49] <quinine_costner> almost made serial killer daddy spill his juice
[22:49] <autarch> please be dane cook
[22:49] <lhs> put a hit on that baby
[22:49] <@Trebbers> what is this angle
[22:49] <mr_winjer> lol yeah i hope its dane
[22:49] <mr_winjer> it better be at least
[22:49] <mr_winjer> wtf
[22:49] <dan_cook> my box, my choice
[22:49] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:49] <kayke> lol
[22:49] <xtn> i wonder if eugene levy turned this role down
[22:49] <dan_cook> lol
[22:50] <xtn> it seems like it was written for him if this movie had a slightly different tone
[22:50] <mr_winjer> god that would be a good movie
[22:50] <besoin> i just might stop killing if i had a grandkid
[22:50] <impdentist> yeah that's a great call
[22:50] <autarch> yeah i'd love eugene levy in this or frankly anything
[22:50] <mr_winjer> god we have a regular bad movie length left of this movie
[22:50] <@Trebbers> A goofer, trashier tone would have been good
[22:51] <impdentist> i mean that's just stalked by my doctor
[22:51] <kayke> she's dropped out, she'd pregnant... and she's a SPY
[22:51] <mr_winjer> lol
[22:51] <autarch> eugene levy in his silver man role
[22:51] <dan_cook> Demi really needs to vaccum something
[22:51] <lhs> she got a butterfly tattoo on her ankle
[22:51] <xtn> nothing can stop demi moore from wearing a pantsuits
[22:51] <mr_winjer> lol
[22:51] <besoin> what is this
[22:51] <kayke> is he black and white or is it just dark?
[22:52] <mr_winjer> i think its mainly confused
[22:52] <impdentist> what
[22:52] <kayke> ooooh she's imaging him
[22:52] <quinine_costner> what on earth why would he zip tie the bag to his wrist
[22:52] <kayke> so wait, she's a detective who is getting divorced?
[22:52] <mr_winjer> booobsQ!!
[22:52] <dan_cook> that's literally the entire character kayke
[22:52] <lhs> it's a very complex character
[22:52] <xtn> theyre gonna hook up
[22:52] <besoin> these people lived in a house? i thought they were in some downtown apartment
[22:53] <autarch> something she has no evidence for. it's perfect.
[22:53] <impdentist> mr. bathroom?
[22:53] <besoin> he's going to an i.t. crowd cosplay
[22:53] <dan_cook> heh
[22:54] <quinine_costner> isnt it an apt?
[22:54] <lhs> sometimes an apartment is built next to a house?
[22:54] <autarch> bes, that's an nbc's chuck outfit
[22:55] <impdentist> that is exactly correct
[22:55] <quinine_costner> oh, how we laugh
[22:55] <autarch> hehehehehe
[22:55] <impdentist> Ha ha ha.
[22:55] <xtn> everyone loves killing dane cook
[22:55] <dan_cook> Honk if you're Hurty
[22:55] <quinine_costner> wait thats really dane cook
[22:55] <impdentist> meteorologist jokes
[22:55] <impdentist> depression-era humor
[22:55] <autarch> this could be the first movie dane cook ever killed in
[22:55] <dan_cook> lol
[22:56] <besoin> he uploaded the photos to the MyMSN cloud
[22:56] <lhs> you need to destroy the pictures, the memory card, and the entire fucking internet
[22:56] <kayke> "your photo bucket, it's in the envelope?"
[22:56] <dan_cook> wuuMAHN
[22:57] <impdentist> the plot is going to hinge on the detective unable to identify him because there's a photobucket watermark over his face
[22:57] <besoin> "did you say your geocities was in WallStreet or WestHollywood?
[22:57] <lhs> heh imp
[22:58] <dan_cook> Dane Cook with the energy of a dog
[22:58] <@Trebbers> That ET guy
[22:58] <impdentist> the et guy
[22:58] <kayke> he flies on the bike
[22:58] <autarch> that ET guy
[22:58] <besoin> see, he meant the IT guy
[22:58] <quinine_costner> the obscure arthouse film ET
[22:58] <autarch> you like ET, dontcha?
[22:58] <@Trebbers> Sounds like how a 75 year old would talk about it
[22:58] <dan_cook> remember that guy, ET
[22:58] <dan_cook> whatever happened to him
[22:58] <@Trebbers> "Yeah, the one with the candy"
[22:58] <xtn> theyre such fucking losers that im kinda rooting for them
[22:58] <autarch> christ how long is this movie?
[22:58] <quinine_costner> didnt see that ET feller in a lot of pictures after that
[22:59] <autarch> a full 2 hours, fuck
[22:59] <dan_cook> the driver of the pick-UP!
[22:59] <Amp> full of packing peanuts
[22:59] <besoin> if they would kill noisy upstairs neighbors this would really engage my sympathies
[23:00] <impdentist> why would he want to kill the owner
[23:00] <@Trebbers>  wait
[23:00] <quinine_costner> or her, yeah right
[23:00] <quinine_costner> oh ho ho ho
[23:00] <dan_cook> Viagra commercial energy
[23:01] <quinine_costner> hey it's that ET fella
[23:01] <dan_cook> lmao
[23:01] <xtn> acab
[23:01] <quinine_costner> she just murders a jogger in the street, somehow talks her way out of desk duty again
[23:02] <mr_winjer> every scene costner is like "no dane... you need to act like more of a twerp here"
[23:02] <impdentist> not even close
[23:03] <mr_winjer> "you have to get it really wrong... like feel it"
[23:03] <impdentist> why would you write it down!
[23:03] <impdentist> they're made to be easy to remember!
[23:03] <quinine_costner> because then you can write the kiln off as a business expense
[23:03] <autarch> Mr. Phelps
[23:03] <dan_cook> heh
[23:03] <@Trebbers> hackin
[23:04] <impdentist> defund the police personnel file
[23:04] <impdentist> it has the reason she's seeing a psychiatrist in the file?
[23:05] <autarch> Hurt is honestly like tim heidecker playing decker
[23:05] <quinine_costner> yeah why cant you kill one of those types of guys
[23:05] <dan_cook> lemme just hack a little more....ah yes
[23:05] <autarch> kington shit
[23:06] <dan_cook> what is around Hurt's neck?
[23:07] <quinine_costner> didnt she just say 1.25
[23:07] <quinine_costner> thanks for the reminder
[23:07] <kayke> thanks a latte
[23:07] <@Trebbers> Stilted as fuck
[23:08] <lhs> heh kayke
[23:08] <@Trebbers> Essential subplot
[23:08] <quinine_costner> lol
[23:08] <impdentist> why are they driving so erratically and with the door open
[23:09] <quinine_costner> well its a lot less boring than the a plot so far
[23:09] <lhs> is this three episodes of a tv show that didn't make it
[23:09] <@Trebbers> ahahhah
[23:09] <kayke> lol
[23:09] <xtn> looool
[23:09] <kayke> okay
[23:09] <autarch> she should not be alive
[23:09] <quinine_costner> that was a p sick effect for 2007
[23:09] <besoin> didn't need her spine anyway
[23:09] <kayke> at the rite aid getting some bandaids for her spine
[23:10] <quinine_costner> he was just expecting dane to figure out how to hack into police files himself
[23:10] <besoin> small town
[23:11] <xtn> like working at bestbuy
[23:11] <quinine_costner> Manhattanboro, Or
[23:11] <kayke> the idea of having to teach dane cook how to murder sounds like a nightmare
[23:12] <quinine_costner> and we get to watch
[23:12] <dan_cook> the idea of having to teach dane cook sounds like a nightmare
[23:12] <lhs> first you'd have to teach him to read analog clocks
[23:12] <kayke> I have never seen breaking bad, but I assume this is what breaking bad is
[23:12] <quinine_costner> wait i thought they saw the truck driver was that nerdy glasses dude
[23:12] <autarch> same, kayke
[23:13] <quinine_costner> breaking bad doesnt take itself quite this seriously
[23:13] <lhs> the idiot character in breaking bad is a lot cuter
[23:13] <quinine_costner> he also has a fouler mouth tho
[23:13] <quinine_costner> that was a truly special line read
[23:13] <dan_cook> if you have no thumbs will Costner not go after you?
[23:13] <@Trebbers> Wait, have they said "Thumbprint Killer" before
[23:13] <@Trebbers> lol
[23:14] <quinine_costner> amazing that would still have been a way better title than mr brooks
[23:14] <dan_cook> so if you still want to own a vaccum cleaner you can just cut off your thumbs and you're safe
[23:14] <impdentist> "thumbprint killer" is what i call my coffee mug that's really poorly insulated
[23:14] <quinine_costner> lol
[23:14] <dan_cook> lol
[23:14] <quinine_costner> this was probably the easiest money william hurt ever made
[23:14] <autarch> lol imp
[23:14] <quinine_costner> i would have been so drunk for the entirety of this shoot
[23:15] <dan_cook> he's said most of his lines as though he's never seen them before
[23:15] <kayke> the man in the truck didn't make my heart go doki doki
[23:15] <quinine_costner> this is like a catfish but in reverse
[23:16] <dan_cook> you're gonna have to draw him a map
[23:16] <@Trebbers> Where does Mr. Brooks' wife think he is
[23:16] <dan_cook> looooong night of glazing
[23:16] <@Trebbers> hah
[23:16] <mr_winjer> she is like at an orgy
[23:16] <mr_winjer> for sure
[23:16] <autarch> just wish i was watching seinfeld
[23:16] <besoin> take that, dane cook
[23:16] <impdentist> whoa the tv movie fade
[23:16] <xtn> nice doorknobs asshole
[23:17] <mr_winjer> can i double check the time?
[23:17] <quinine_costner> met a man on the peeping tom forum i wanted to murder with; made a new friend instead
[23:17] <@Trebbers> Always feels like something went wrong when you see that fade
[23:17] <quinine_costner> hi.
[23:17] <dan_cook> 1:04:00
[23:17] <xtn> 104
[23:17] <mr_winjer> jesus
[23:17] <quinine_costner> uh oh
[23:17] <besoin> didn't schwarzenegger give birth in this house in junior
[23:17] <mr_winjer> i was hoping i clicked back or something
[23:17] <quinine_costner> Its the Palo Alto job
[23:17] <impdentist> or a LOVER
[23:17] <@Trebbers> Oh shit
[23:18] <kayke> omg is daughter a murderer too
[23:18] <besoin> mlle brooks
[23:18] <kayke> the family business!
[23:18] <lhs> "i learned it from watching you, dad!"
[23:18] <autarch> like father like daughter
[23:18] <besoin> her ipod mini lanyard
[23:18] <quinine_costner> hot ipod
[23:18] <impdentist> i was going to goof on the ipod mini but i keep forgetting this was actually from almost 15 years ago
[23:18] <quinine_costner> maybe william hurt is wearing the new nano
[23:19] <dan_cook> The Mini-Scarf Killer
[23:19] <@Trebbers> Lady is a hypocrite, them nips were out
[23:19] <quinine_costner> he just listens to zep in the back seat when costner's not thinking about murderin
[23:19] <impdentist> he's gonna train her to be better at murderin
[23:19] <quinine_costner> it does have a weirdly ageless quality imp
[23:20] <mr_winjer> yeah it does
[23:20] <lhs> the bootcut killer
[23:20] <@Trebbers> Rich people def talk to the police when they come around
[23:20] <quinine_costner> probably due to the blandness of all the set pieces and characters
[23:20] <impdentist> would have pegged this as 2015 earliest
[23:20] <@Trebbers> ha lhs
[23:20] <quinine_costner> haha
[23:20] <dan_cook> this house looks too well lit to ever sleep in
[23:21] <quinine_costner> well we know what happens when mr brooks has to deal with curtains
[23:21] <xtn> half empty
[23:21] <xtn> or half full????
[23:21] <dan_cook> Hurt is so close to Heidecker doing Steven Seagal it's insane
[23:21] <quinine_costner> you gonna cry about it
[23:21] <xtn> hes going to kill her
[23:21] <mr_winjer> lol dan
[23:21] <besoin> she'd grown up just like me / my girl was just like me
[23:21] <dan_cook> haha
[23:22] <xtn> i love this subtle allegory about the nature of addiction
[23:22] <mr_winjer> costner holy shit
[23:22] <dan_cook> oKAYY
[23:23] <lhs> now imagine he's kevin spacey
[23:23] <dan_cook> doesn't take much
[23:23] <quinine_costner> this movie but everyones kevin spacey
[23:23] <xtn> lhs yeah spacey is the other one i keep thinking of
[23:24] <xtn> it seems absurd that costner is in this
[23:24] <impdentist> What are you... Going To Do.
[23:24] <@Trebbers> Would love Tom Hanks in this role
[23:24] <dan_cook> I'm glad my parents gave me the murder vaccine when I was young
[23:24] <quinine_costner> lol
[23:24] <@Trebbers> Murder, Mumps, Rubella
[23:24] <dan_cook> hah
[23:24] <quinine_costner> ....some top of the line boxes
[23:24] <dan_cook> uh ohhh
[23:24] <quinine_costner> real primos
[23:24] <mr_winjer> im glad mr earl is such a good guy
[23:25] <lhs> she puts people into their final boxes
[23:25] <autarch> she wasn't sitting down
[23:25] <quinine_costner> lol
[23:25] <lhs> "oh and can i pay him in beanie babies"
[23:25] <quinine_costner> hahaha
[23:26] <quinine_costner> your 4 oclock juice pitcher is here
[23:26] <@Trebbers> Do murder
[23:26] <impdentist> Go Ahead and Do Murder
[23:26] <kayke> go ahead
[23:26] <quinine_costner> sorry sir but boxes are just spraying off the line everywhere
[23:26] <quinine_costner> it's a real box massacre down there
[23:27] <lhs> "i'm going outside the box"
[23:27] <autarch> "i'll be at my studio...apartment"
[23:27] <besoin> the new yankee workshop
[23:28] <@Trebbers> Like why so fancy
[23:28] <quinine_costner> i feellike the under kiln hidey hole is the one part of this ive seen
[23:28] <quinine_costner> must have been in the trailer
[23:28] <dan_cook> Meats
[23:29] <lhs> why does she suspect him, because of the camera in his apartment?
[23:29] <quinine_costner> also i have 60 mil so shut up, darrel
[23:29] <@Trebbers> Man, somehow Demi is worse than Dane Cook
[23:29] <impdentist> do we know why this extremely rich person is working as a cop
[23:29] <impdentist> OH
[23:29] <quinine_costner> hahaha
[23:29] <dan_cook> yess
[23:29] <autarch> she'll still have 55 million dollstd
[23:29] <@Trebbers> oh my god
[23:30] <quinine_costner> he really lovingly teased this disguise im impressed
[23:30] <dan_cook> Mr. Maron
[23:30] <impdentist> this is him trying out for the lead in the americans
[23:30] <@Trebbers> he he
[23:30] <quinine_costner> lol
[23:31] <quinine_costner> he gets off on jerking dane cook around almost as much as jerking corpses around
[23:31] <impdentist> lucky all those words were in there today
[23:31] <@Trebbers> 'Stupid' in a lot of headlines
[23:32] <@Trebbers> Hmm, what is the basis of this stop
[23:32] <besoin> can i get time?
[23:32] <dan_cook> 1:19:15
[23:32] <quinine_costner> coming on 1:20
[23:33] <quinine_costner> 1:20.
[23:33] <dan_cook> 1:20:00
[23:33] <besoin> thanks
[23:33] <impdentist> is his name mr bathroom
[23:33] <lhs> bafford according to the bad subtitle file i downloaded
[23:33] <quinine_costner> i heard mr alligator
[23:33] <dan_cook> I really want to freeze fram what the multiple stories with Stupidity headlines were about
[23:34] <autarch> lol meeks has a chiropractor
[23:34] <@Trebbers> Has Dane cook even committed a crime yet
[23:34] <lhs> accessory after the fact?
[23:34] <impdentist> amazing disguise
[23:34] <quinine_costner> hes not even gonna consult his daughter first huh
[23:34] <autarch> yeah i think he's probably violated some good samaritan laws
[23:34] <lhs> god this should have been nic cage
[23:34] <quinine_costner> looks so oregon you could tap maple syrup outta him
[23:34] <@Trebbers> Feel like flipping on Brooks would work good for him
[23:35] <lhs> do you mean weed syrup
[23:35] <quinine_costner> sure
[23:35] <@Trebbers> Sorry, but who the fuck is Meeks
[23:35] <impdentist> this is some riddler shit
[23:35] <quinine_costner> the other rando murdurer
[23:35] <quinine_costner> who kidnapped her earlier
[23:35] <besoin> meeks is the guy in the van who tried to kill her
[23:35] <xtn> who ever designed this set should be murdered
[23:35] <quinine_costner> also a clock enthusiast
[23:35] <impdentist> what
[23:35] <@Trebbers> oh
[23:36] <@Trebbers> oh no Jokerman
[23:36] <xtn> hahaha
[23:36] <xtn> lulz
[23:36] <quinine_costner> ive seen better local haunted houses
[23:36] <dan_cook> I gave you all the juice
[23:36] <quinine_costner> oh gawd
[23:36] <impdentist> we got a regular dana carvey here
[23:36] <dan_cook> haha
[23:36] <@Trebbers> ah
[23:37] <quinine_costner> why would you give up on the limp 20 feet from your car
[23:37] <quinine_costner> that was what took spacey down!
[23:37] <xtn> oh
[23:37] <quinine_costner> oh i guess he got away huh
[23:37] <@Trebbers> absolutely convincing beard
[23:37] <xtn> i thought they were going to do a 7th seal homage
[23:37] <xtn> oh well
[23:37] <autarch> "like santa claus"
[23:37] <besoin> and why would you wear the disguise as you got into your own car
[23:37] <xtn> "if you kill it you will come"
[23:38] <besoin> i would have loved that in that first killing scene, pootis
[23:38] <autarch> partikalarly
[23:38] <quinine_costner> is marshall his evil parasitic twin
[23:38] <besoin> does he fuck other alter egos
[23:39] <dan_cook> his wife just thinks he's been firing urns for 3 days straight
[23:39] <quinine_costner> they have a party in the basement during aa yeah
[23:39] <impdentist> ideas for pots
[23:39] <quinine_costner> my largest pot ever!
[23:39] <impdentist> did they have a reflecting pond before
[23:40] <lhs> pots, his sweet rounded relief from the right angles of boxes
[23:40] <quinine_costner> this is a gap commercial
[23:40] <quinine_costner> gritty gap ad campaign reboot
[23:41] <autarch> this is so dumb
[23:41] <lhs> "do you love me more than mom?"
[23:42] <autarch> would have loved to see a fart bubble there
[23:42] <@Trebbers> Real silly shit happening now
[23:42] <dan_cook> box company has fallen into ruin
[23:42] <impdentist> wow
[23:43] <@Trebbers> John McAfee prob wrote like 10 of those letters
[23:43] <impdentist> gun oil
[23:44] <dan_cook> some buddy
[23:44] <xtn> wooow that ibook
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[23:45] <impdentist> this guy
[23:45] <@Trebbers> 'making love'
[23:45] <autarch> "making love"
[23:45] <dan_cook> "he's the one that looks like ET"
[23:45] <autarch> he told me once
[23:45] <quinine_costner> literally just a guy they found wandering the airport
[23:46] <dan_cook> Metroid Prime music
[23:46] <autarch> no he was the other flight attendant's roommate
[23:46] <autarch> from like an hour ago
[23:46] <@Trebbers> Goofus and Gallant do murder
[23:46] <dan_cook> lol
[23:46] <xtn> that linewas in cooks contract
[23:46] <quinine_costner> hah treb
[23:46] <autarch> this is the luxury apartment from butterfly effect 2
[23:47] <impdentist> why
[23:47] <dan_cook> at least no poor people are getting murdered
[23:47] <quinine_costner> hahahahaha
[23:47] <@Trebbers> pisssss
[23:47] <dan_cook> maybe that one steroid dude I dunno
[23:47] <lhs> is that the movie with the jpgs
[23:47] <quinine_costner> there going to kill the detectives ex wut
[23:47] <besoin> fooo...fahhh...fwuh
[23:48] <quinine_costner> this is the least sexy thing ever put to film
[23:48] <lhs> i remembered to turn down the volume this time
[23:49] <dan_cook> yeah the mixing is horrible
[23:49] <quinine_costner> yeah this mix is unhinged
[23:49] <xtn> tactical pantsuit
[23:49] <quinine_costner> lol
[23:49] <lhs> put some socks on
[23:49] <xtn> ngl demi moore looks great in this movie
[23:49] <quinine_costner> its the gillian anderson line
[23:50] <autarch> male living space
[23:51] <quinine_costner> the perfect crime
[23:51] <lhs> this is more like four episodes of a tv show
[23:51] <dan_cook> I keep expecting to see previews for whats coming up next on CBS to pop up in the corner
[23:52] <@Trebbers> numbnuts
[23:52] <lhs> the subtitle said "nut nuts"
[23:52] <dan_cook> eeeeend they wiiiilll
[23:52] <lhs> this is a very bad sub file
[23:52] <dan_cook> lol lhs
[23:53] <quinine_costner> theyve ALWAYS got open graves at liedermans grove
[23:54] <besoin> i like that idea
[23:54] <dan_cook> might have to try it out
[23:55] <lhs> gonna tell his family that he has gills
[23:55] <xtn> and boxes!!
[23:55] <dan_cook> another "uh, DUH" moment
[23:55] <autarch> cremation will never catch on
[23:56] <lhs> i made my coffin/box joke too early
[23:56] <dan_cook> "you mean you DON'T own a cemetery?"
[23:56] <besoin> bury my heart at for-profit cemetery
[23:56] <xtn> she really has terrible luck
[23:56] <@Trebbers> Fuck you mixer
[23:56] <lhs> eat lead, james iha
[23:56] <dan_cook> putting my volume at 3/100 and it's still bad
[23:56] <besoin> terrible aim too
[23:56] <quinine_costner> oh hell yes
[23:56] <autarch> oh fuck yeah
[23:56] <dan_cook> lmao
[23:56] <autarch> strobes
[23:56] <quinine_costner> 2007, the heart of the Matrixfy Everything era
[23:57] <xtn> i feel like there are two completely different movies going on here
[23:57] <@Trebbers> Man, this was late for that
[23:57] <@Trebbers> Like why did they stuff so much shit in here
[23:57] <lhs> because it's a whittled-down tv show
[23:57] <lhs> it can't not be
[23:58] <dan_cook>  According to interviews with Kevin Costner, this was supposed to be the first movie in a trilogy. 197 of 202 found this interesting
[23:58] <xtn> scene woulda be better if he was like "hey... poggers"
[23:58] <@Trebbers> Not like I wouldn't watch those sequels
[23:58] <xtn> i would crowdsource them
[23:58] <quinine_costner> look treb there was some very reputable market research at the time that showed a clear opening in the ego/serial killer/skinhead van-napping/high-dollar divorce/teen pregnancy/matrix style gun-fu/voyeurism/box industry/comedian-turned straight man/pottery/ptsd/cat burglar genre
[23:58] <@Trebbers> ahahah
[23:59] <xtn> say the serenity prayer
[23:59] <xtn> say it!!
[23:59] <dan_cook> he got the Now You See Me Crew to help him out on this one
[00:00] <lhs> are there any more of those stupid fucking movies left for us to watch
[00:00] <autarch> let dane be the father
[00:00] <dan_cook> no
[00:00] <lhs> :<
[00:00] <xtn> yessss
[00:00] <xtn> do itg
[00:00] <dan_cook> maybe we're lucky and there are some rip-off cash-ins
[00:00] <@Trebbers> alwoooooo
[00:00] <impdentist> lol
[00:00] <autarch> dane conk
[00:00] <xtn> lmao yess
[00:00] <besoin> they made us wait so long to see dane cook murdered
[00:00] <autarch> good death
[00:00] <autarch> lo,l
[00:00] <quinine_costner> do u think you can really do that w a shovel
[00:00] <Amp> worth it
[00:01] <dan_cook>  Zach Braff was originally cast as Mr. Smith. 83 of 88 found this interesting | Share this
[00:01] <quinine_costner> lol who cares man
[00:01] <@Trebbers> "The shovel slasher, they said"
[00:01] <quinine_costner> woooow u found more than one way to kill people in america big shot
[00:01] <autarch> lol dan
[00:02] <quinine_costner> i'm just going to have to throw myself more fully into the box game than I ever have before
[00:02] <impdentist> she became successful on her own?
[00:03] <impdentist> she made $60 million from being a cop?
[00:03] <xtn> "i think it's poggers"
[00:03] <lhs> nothing here is poggers
[00:03] <impdentist> "ow!!"
[00:04] <Amp> omw
[00:04] <dan_cook> arrested for littering
[00:04] <xtn> is this coldplay
[00:04] <impdentist> soundtrack for sure dates it more than anything else
[00:04] <besoin> someone's not getting their go phone deposit back from at&t
[00:04] <Amp> That's Mr. Coldplay
[00:04] <quinine_costner> his volvo trip to palo alto was p poggers
[00:05] <dan_cook> walks in on daughter wearing his fake beard
[00:05] <impdentist> ahahahaha
[00:05] <@Trebbers> Love to sleep in a bright ass room
[00:05] <xtn> lol
[00:05] <besoin> yikes
[00:05] <@Trebbers> extreme
[00:05] <autarch> lol what
[00:05] <Amp> "i learned it from you, dad"
[00:05] <dan_cook> this is why you get your kids screened for the murder gene
[00:05] <quinine_costner> Not Even Once
[00:05] <xtn> she just fuckin loves boxes
[00:05] <besoin> look at me, i'm the box captain now
[00:05] <kayke> so what's the plan here, sis
[00:06] <dan_cook> wait ist there a butt on her bed
[00:06] <dan_cook> oh its like a big wooden nickel ro something
[00:06] <kayke> she's a murder first and do literally anything else later kind of person
[00:06] <autarch> jfc
[00:06] <dan_cook> GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING
[00:06] <quinine_costner> he died so dissapointed in her super un-calculated attitude
[00:06] <autarch> wow
[00:06] <impdentist> *STAB*
[00:06] <impdentist> *same song kicks in*
[00:06] <quinine_costner> theres no way this woman is that girls mother
[00:07] <autarch> cool, now zoom out of the snowglobe
[00:07] <quinine_costner> lol
[00:07] <besoin> his wife should kill him
[00:07] <xtn> its cool that they just added like six endings
[00:07] <impdentist> wasn't it implied that her mom is someone else
[00:07] <lhs> his nipples were showing earlier, he's fair game
[00:07] <impdentist> oh lol the song again
[00:07] <impdentist> amazing
[00:07] <dan_cook> "Honey I'm trying to sleep"
[00:07] <lhs> well what the fuck
[00:07] <quinine_costner> i couldnt hear that i assume the serenity prayer
[00:07] <dan_cook>  Kevin Costner thought the script was one of the most perfect scripts he'd ever read and that there were only three other scripts he'd read that made him feel that way. After hearing this, the writers took a day off to celebrate. 218 of 224 found this interesting | Share this
[00:07] <@Trebbers> Not quite a smash to nu-metal, but p close
[00:07] <autarch> mr brooks is simply a mastermind
[00:08] <Amp> let us all find our way out of this one
[00:08] <besoin> might as well face it, you're addicted to murder
[00:08] <autarch> good song tbh
[00:08] <impdentist> oh ok now we're talking
[00:08] <xtn> i like how quickly they switch the music
[00:08] <xtn> "actually we think mr brooks is cool"
[00:08] <autarch> Radude - Dust Devil
[00:08] <xtn> "like the prodigy guy"
[00:08] <impdentist> AH
[00:08] <impdentist> THE THUMBPRINT
[00:08] <dan_cook>  Uwe Boll was offered the opportunity to direct the film by Kevin Costner. A fan of Dances with Wolves (1990), Boll had approached Costner about starring in In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007), but according to Boll, Costner was uninterested in starring in a large-scale action film and instead offered Boll that he helm his project. Boll turned it down. 58 of 66 found this interesting
[00:09] <@Trebbers> what the hell Cosner
[00:09] <Amp> wow
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[00:09] <impdentist> they're even doing the credits like a tv show
[00:09] <xtn> holy shit
[00:09] <@Trebbers> I think Uwe knew it would be the ultimate power move to turn him down
[00:10] <dan_cook>  British screamo band, Asking Alexandria, wrote the song "Hey There Mr. Brooks" as an homage to this movie on their first album Stand Up and Scream. 60 of 69 found this interesting
[00:10] <xtn> they spent like $30 on this song
[00:10] <Amp> see ya'll tomorrow. please note: THE SAUCE OF LOVE shall flow at 22 ET sharp! (i got a thing right after)
[00:10] <autarch> just one background image for the whole credits
[00:10] <@Trebbers> Night!
[00:10] <quinine_costner> nite nite
[00:10] <xtn> ok peace yall
[00:10] <autarch> construction gang bosses
[00:10] <xtn> be safe
[00:10] <xtn> dont get MURDERED
[00:10] <dan_cook> thank you all very much I had a good time revisiting
[00:11] <Amp> don't get boxed in
[00:11] <xtn> i hate whoever is responsible for this
[00:11] <@Trebbers> Dan
[00:11] <xtn> fuck you dan
[00:11] <xtn> crabwalk to hell
[00:11] <autarch> night
[00:11] <dan_cook> no, it was the guy who wrote Jungle 2 Jungle
[00:11] <dan_cook> go after him
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:09 am

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[22:13] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:13] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:14] <@Trebbers> 1
[22:14] <bedsoin> this sounds like this finnish cat on tiktok who eats cucumbers
[22:14] <lhs> the bed that eats its vegetables
[22:14] <@Trebbers> Death Bed partial to apples
[22:14] <Bob511> Weird "Let's all go to the lobby" promo.
[22:14] <hideout> slow fade to a shot of bugs bunny
[22:14] <dan2> lol
[22:15] <bedsoin> are they playing zaxxon in there
[22:15] <autarch> is that even a fireplace or was that just a fire under a table?
[22:15] <bedsoin> this witcher dlc is lame
[22:15] <lhs> heh
[22:15] <autarch> lol
[22:16] <lhs> death bed 2: twin beds
[22:16] <bedsoin> it's mary anne from gilligan's island
[22:16] <@Trebbers> The Bed That Eats, and needs to use a CPAP machine
[22:16] <bedsoin> heh
[22:16] <kayke> that bed looks flat as fuck
[22:16] <kayke> it's like those cardboard anti-sex beds they have in the olympic village
[22:16] <bedsoin> c'mon baby
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Yeah, like an inch of straw on a slate base
[22:17] <dan2> "It's not like we're going to get eaten or anything"
[22:17] <bedsoin> but baby it's cold outside
[22:17] <lhs> baby it's cobalt outside
[22:17] <kayke> lol
[22:17] <bedsoin> love the harsh shadows of nighttime
[22:18] <dan2> "nuts, lets find another mansion to have sex in"
[22:18] <Bob511> Death Bed: The Bed with Gas
[22:19] <kayke> their costumes suggest youth
[22:19] <dan2> gotta set the mood
[22:19] <@Trebbers> This guy has game
[22:19] <@Trebbers> Carries fuck candles at all times
[22:19] <hideout> no food, only candles
[22:19] <lhs> "what flavor of candle do you want, baby"
[22:19] <bedsoin> "easy garfield, i'll get your lasagna"
[22:20] <@Trebbers> hahah
[22:20] <kayke> oh wow
[22:20] <DeathAmp> a balanced breakfast
[22:20] <hideout> whoa
[22:20] <bedsoin> she wasn't hungry. just wanted to make sure he was a provider.
[22:20] <@Trebbers> Eat some extra crispy and fuck
[22:20] <lhs> i've been on worse dates
[22:20] <dan2> no one's been here for years except horny vagrants
[22:21] <lhs> i hope they checked their socks for ticks first
[22:21] <bedsoin> the bed that charges you $6 for hot wax
[22:21] <kayke> bed about to get lit
[22:21] <hideout> bed's too good for the core huh
[22:22] <dan2> this is making me hungry
[22:22] <kayke> drink up, bed
[22:23] <kayke> "I bought the six piece BONES on accident"
[22:23] <hideout> lol
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Just going to town
[22:23] <Bob511> :applause:
[22:23] <bedsoin> makin' biscuits
[22:23] <bedsoin> ooh la la
[22:24] <dan2> "that's the 10th time this week"
[22:24] <autarch> oh no what happened? i was grabbing some food
[22:24] <kayke> the bed ate
[22:24] <lhs> the bed also grabbed some food
[22:24] <autarch> lol
[22:24] <Bob511> Some real font whiplash.
[22:24] <kayke> rusty russ
[22:24] <autarch> this is super late for opening credits, right?
[22:24] <bedsoin> song is great
[22:25] <autarch> Ron Mexico
[22:25] <bedsoin> oop, it's the lower east side now
[22:25] <kayke> the bed remember's it's childhood
[22:26] <bedsoin> the bed grew up playing stickball with the marx brothers
[22:26] <autarch> The Daily Bugle
[22:26] <bedsoin> why does the bed have brian molko from placebo captive
[22:26] <kayke> lol
[22:26] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:26] <DeathAmp> So you haven't eaten for 10 years? That don't impress me much
[22:27] <hideout> how would not eating them be more beneficial
[22:27] <bedsoin> movie ends with the rise of futons
[22:27] <DeathAmp> "Yes, GHOSTS"
[22:27] <lhs> when will this poor bed move up on maslow's hierarchy of needs
[22:27] <dan2> Futon Takes Manhattan
[22:27] <@Trebbers> "yes, yes, that's right" *nothing happens*
[22:27] <bedsoin> was that a monty python interstitial
[22:27] <kayke> maybe instead of being the bed that eats, you should try being the bed that gets a JOB
[22:27] <lhs> get that pube out of the projector
[22:28] <dan2> dom't try and get to high and mighty comparing yourself to a bed, dude
[22:28] <bedsoin> the dukes will resolve this
[22:28] <bedsoin> they finally got rid of their problematic hood art
[22:28] <autarch> ah cool, multiple narrators
[22:28] <@Trebbers> Is this a conversation or internal monologue?
[22:28] <dan2> if you think about it, the death bed must have eaten thosands of pubes
[22:28] <kayke> spits up the pubes like apple cores
[22:29] <bedsoin> those are red-winged blackbird sounds
[22:29] <bedsoin> but this not a marshy area
[22:29] <bedsoin> i am CONFUSED
[22:29] <@Trebbers> Bed beggin for floss
[22:29] <autarch> not if this movie took place in brazil, Dan
[22:29] <kayke> crimped
[22:29] <autarch> 3 narrators now
[22:31] <bedsoin> it's been ages since a bed ate anyone
[22:31] <kayke> i want to hear what crimped friend is thinking
[22:32] <dan2> poor job spacing out the words on that tombstone
[22:32] <@Trebbers> Did the bed eat Clara Rockmore?
[22:33] <Bob511> Would it be too late?
[22:34] <kayke> this painting guy loves talking about how he can't talk because he's a painting
[22:34] <Bob511> Seems like there's time up and until and maybe a little after they lay down on the bed.
[22:35] <hideout> going over to a guy's apartment and finding out he has a death bed directly on the floor
[22:35] <dan2> maybe she has a lot of deodorant on
[22:35] <dan2> that would suck to swallow
[22:35] <kayke> weird coworker
[22:36] <kayke> so the guy is a painting of the bed?
[22:36] <kayke> and not a painting of a guy?
[22:36] <dan2> I just know I'm gonna get trapped in a painting
[22:36] <dan2> I can feel it
[22:37] <Bob511> :tea kettle whistle:
[22:37] <autarch> bed is panting cuz it's about to see tits
[22:37] <bedsoin> easy tim allen
[22:37] <DeathAmp> lol
[22:37] <hideout> look i'm not gonna judge you about eating people but you gotta stop making that sound
[22:37] <@Trebbers> hah besoin
[22:37] <dan2> the bed isn't just hungry, it's thirsty
[22:37] <@Trebbers> ha
[22:38] <kayke> people in this movie have never heard of goldilocks and the three bears
[22:38] <dan2> she's about to tuck in...and so is the bed
[22:38] <bedsoin> i don't really understand the mechanics of the bed's eating
[22:39] <bedsoin> someone had vindaloo
[22:39] <kayke> pretty tame nightmare
[22:40] <@Trebbers> Dammit, bed
[22:40] <kayke> i'd give that nightmare a 3/10
[22:41] <kayke> oh you're the bed that gives rashes now?
[22:41] <lhs> early attempts at inventing ASMR weren't so great
[22:41] <bedsoin> heh
[22:42] <autarch> i disagree lhs
[22:42] <bedsoin> death by VIP wash
[22:42] <dan2> never put Mr. Bubble in your waterbed
[22:42] <autarch> looks like a good way to die
[22:43] <@Trebbers> Drowning in bed piss
[22:43] <dan2> wish I looked that good
[22:43] <@Trebbers> 0% bodyfat
[22:43] <autarch> blood comes out AFTER  you've disintegrated down to your skeleton
[22:43] <kayke> that bed wet her
[22:44] <@Trebbers> sick
[22:44] <dan2> "just follow the trail of bones and acid, got it"
[22:45] <dan2> the bed is scared because she practices the ancient art of crimpcraft
[22:45] <bedsoin> "now let's slam these pickles"
[22:46] <kayke> lol
[22:46] <bedsoin> i don't understand the british man
[22:46] <@Trebbers> lol
[22:46] <hideout> what
[22:46] <bedsoin> the bed's gonna have black shit
[22:47] <dan2> maybe I should become a ring dude
[22:47] <kayke> "drink... more.... ovaltine"
[22:47] <autarch> why is stewie from family guy narrating now?
[22:47] <hideout> he seems pretty chill about dying
[22:47] <dan2> The Father Drowning Mysteries
[22:47] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:47] <autarch> Front page news!
[22:47] <bedsoin> B'zooms! Crax!
[22:47] <@Trebbers> The oral kind
[22:48] <dan2> ORAL in massive font is hilarious
[22:48] <autarch> ORAL Lesbians!
[22:48] <lhs> well no wonder this bed is so horny
[22:48] <hideout> the teddy bear has blood? that's terrifying
[22:48] <bedsoin> does no one ever notice these people going missing
[22:48] <kayke> we get it, he eats a lot of people
[22:48] <dan2> the next evolution of those dolls that wet themselves
[22:49] <@Trebbers> a retreat for the impotent
[22:49] <dan2> you can't convince me that Borowczyk didn't direct this
[22:49] <lhs> seksuil rejuvenator
[22:49] <bedsoin> he's impotent by definition
[22:50] <dan2> "Then we sell it to Gwenyth Paltrow"
[22:50] <autarch> genius
[22:50] <kayke> come fuck in my magical magnet bed. give me money.
[22:50] <dan2> P.T. Bone-em
[22:50] <autarch> did she just call him a hoser?
[22:51] <autarch> lol dan
[22:51] <dan2> leave Jared Harris alone
[22:51] <@Trebbers> What
[22:51] <@Trebbers> ha dan
[22:51] <hideout> time for the noise set portion of the movie
[22:51] <kayke> lmao at the sock imprints
[22:51] <bedsoin> good shorthand for being eaten by a bed
[22:51] <dan2> tragic fingers
[22:51] <Bob511> Ha
[22:51] <autarch> is it the mattress or the bed itself that eats?
[22:52] <bedsoin> isn't this pretty much the plot of the red violin
[22:52] <autarch> you're wearing a suit, man
[22:52] <dan2> scratch it, maybe Ken Russel directed this
[22:52] <autarch> damn if i didn't see all the titties i wanted to see in this wonderful movie
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[22:53] <dan2> it really should be eating more dicks though
[22:53] <dan2> oh hey dona
[22:53] <hideout> :(
[22:54] <Bob511> It clearly says no.
[22:54] <hideout> lol
[22:54] <bedsoin> light em up
[22:55] <@Trebbers> The Bed That Eats Lead
[22:55] <dan2> Bill the Butchered
[22:55] <lhs> heh
[22:55] <kayke> oh he's like edward cullen
[22:55] <Bob511> Seems like all the victims are dying of consumption?
[22:55] <bedsoin> heh
[22:55] <dan2> lol
[22:55] <hideout> lol
[22:57] <dan2> talk about a demon in the sack...
[22:58] <kayke> "oh dang, I didn't want to do a murder" -a demon I guess
[22:58] <dan2> I would not take a bed that was sitting outdoor in my house
[22:58] <dan2> mostly because of bugs
[22:59] <kayke> baby blake
[22:59] <dan2> Baby...Buke??
[22:59] <dan2> oh ok
[22:59] <lhs> the baby is buke blake
[22:59] <dan2> jeez, take some lessons bed
[22:59] <hideout> i would only take the bed if i knew that it was a death bed since it would eat the bed bugs
[23:00] <kayke> buke blake of the east lake blakes?
[23:00] <dan2> Nutella was there
[23:01] <lhs> "susan, it's me, 3/4 of a cousin it"
[23:01] <kayke> lol
[23:02] <kayke> the bed eats and also poops
[23:02] <lhs> the sheets are from bed, bath, and beyond the grave
[23:02] <Bob511> lol
[23:03] <hideout> heh
[23:07] <bedsoin> who's who in american bed meals
[23:07] <kayke> nakie
[23:08] <bedsoin> right into the schlitz
[23:09] <lhs> mondays am i right
[23:09] <autarch> bleeding out of her pants
[23:09] <bedsoin> tampax commercials used to be a lot less encouraging
[23:09] <dan2> lol
[23:09] <lhs> heh
[23:09] <@Trebbers> hha
[23:11] <@Trebbers> Scene has more padding than the bed
[23:11] <bedsoin> it's 28% of the movie
[23:12] <lhs> i'm never going to dance again / beds that eat dissolve my leg skin
[23:13] <autarch> what is this game over sound?
[23:14] <kayke> smoking, wearing a lot of rings, calling his pen and ink sketches "paintings"
[23:15] <lhs> opening and closing a door a lot for no reason, guess my niece and nephew are here
[23:15] <kayke> lol
[23:15] <bedsoin> poor dave navarro
[23:16] <dan2> hrh
[23:16] <dan2> sorry getting used to the new keyboard, that was supposed to be a heh
[23:16] <bedsoin> this guy kinda looks like boy meets world's dad
[23:17] <bedsoin> oh, it is him
[23:17] <lhs> bed eats world
[23:18] <hideout> very nice
[23:18] <dan2> lol
[23:18] <lhs> stop playing with your food!
[23:20] <bedsoin> i'd give the bed to the guys who did my last move. no way it could survive.
[23:21] <@Trebbers> oh man
[23:21] <kayke> mood
[23:21] <dan2> should be easier to pick food out of your teeth now
[23:22] <hideout> death bed, m.d.
[23:22] <kayke> the bed becomes a famous doctor
[23:22] <kayke> the bed does nose jobs
[23:23] <bedsoin> this is a callback to the chicken bones
[23:23] <dan2> ok, now make a wish
[23:23] <@Trebbers> ah
[23:23] <hideout> haha
[23:23] <@Trebbers> wait why put it in the fire
[23:24] <lhs> why is the demon the guy from talk talk
[23:24] <lhs> who knows
[23:24] <bedsoin> yes, listen to cubby hole bam margera
[23:24] <kayke> lol
[23:25] <dan2> wasn't there a driveway?
[23:26] <bedsoin> i'm going to play this audio during my sync up with my manager tomorrow
[23:26] <dan2> lol
[23:26] <bedsoin> this is tiktok wicca
[23:26] <dan2> quick q: how does the painting man know all this?
[23:27] <dan2> oh that's how
[23:27] <hideout> why didn't he tell anyone earlier
[23:27] <dan2> he was sealed by the painting
[23:27] <hideout> oh
[23:28] <lhs> never trust a big bed and a smile
[23:28] <bedsoin> heh
[23:28] <dan2> I'm gonna get sealed in a painting of dogs playing poker, I just know it
[23:28] <bedsoin> where does janis joplin come into this
[23:29] <Bob511> Bed bugs, man.
[23:29] <@Trebbers> ah
[23:30] <dan2> that was the weirdest Bob's Discount Furniture commercial yet
[23:30] <Bob511> Heh
[23:30] <DeathAmp> lol dan
[23:30] <bedsoin> welp
[23:30] <@Trebbers> Thank god the movie let us know it was over
[23:30] <kayke> kayke: the boarder who fell asleep a little
[23:30] <kayke> what happened?
[23:31] <dan2> it's crazy that that guy looked exactly like a Rusty Russ
[23:31] <@Trebbers> Bed catch fire
[23:31] <kayke> oh wow
[23:31] <autarch> this was kind of boring tbh
[23:31] <bedsoin> bam margera made crimpo burn the bed?
[23:31] <bedsoin> but then corey's dad kissed janis joplin
[23:31] <kayke> I fell asleep when he was giving her tasks to do like make circles out of sticks
[23:32] <dan2> PLEASE tell me it was not on a particualarly flat bed that made bubbling noises kayke
[23:32] <kayke> hahahah oh nooo
[23:32] <kayke> there's a lotta piss in here
[23:32] <kayke> no apple cores though
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jul 27, 2021 11:13 am

oh ill rewatch this one.
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 27, 2021 5:46 pm

Hell yes.

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TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Ten minutes!
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:45 pm

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[22:10] <@Trebulence_3> 3
[22:10] <Amp> ready for liftoff
[22:10] <@Trebulence_3> 2
[22:10] <@Trebulence_3> 1
[22:11] <kayke> lion's gate? more like lion's gears
[22:11] <joe_dantegna> no signs of autarch on the runway, you are clear for takeoff
[22:11] <@Trebulence_3> ahha
[22:11] <besoin> why are they protesting at departures
[22:11] <@Trebulence_3> DO ME CRAVEN
[22:11] <impdentist> slate craven?
[22:11] <@Trebulence_3> Slade
[22:12] <@Trebulence_3> Say NO to Violence
[22:12] <kayke> the conservative groups have a printer
[22:12] <joe_dantegna> Mothers Against Death Metal
[22:12] <xtn_> sorry t
[22:12] <joe_dantegna> 1:45
[22:12] <lhs> black versus beige
[22:12] <xtn_> ty
[22:12] <joe_dantegna> thanks for the pepsi
[22:13] <kayke> teeth
[22:13] <@Trebulence_3> Say NO to teeth
[22:13] <impdentist> this shot
[22:13] <kayke> these people seem like they floss
[22:14] <@Trebulence_3> email your friends
[22:14] <besoin> email your friends
[22:14] <impdentist> e-mail your friends
[22:14] <bbm> oh whoops
[22:14] <bbm> you guys started
[22:14] <kayke> CHUK TV
[22:14] <@Trebulence_3> 4:15
[22:14] <impdentist> the controVERsy
[22:15] <@Trebulence_3> 4:30
[22:15] <bbm> cool thanks
[22:15] <@Trebulence_3> Choppers
[22:15] <xtn_> how do pilots always look like pilots
[22:15] <impdentist> vietnam
[22:15] <impdentist> i assume
[22:15] <xtn_> even in movies
[22:15] <kayke> oh
[22:15] <impdentist> ah of course
[22:16] <besoin> are we gonna have a she's all that moment
[22:16] <BlackMetal> lol
[22:16] <impdentist> "same pattern - bunch of connected squares"
[22:16] <bbm> lady has xanax mouth
[22:16] <besoin> "why don't you sit down and type 'query location'"
[22:16] <Bob747> Oh, wait, is this where Anwar and Sheffer met?
[22:16] <kayke> we're in
[22:17] <xtn_> the nav is so bad
[22:17] <BlackMetal> ":noclip"
[22:17] <joe_dantegna> thought he was playing snake at first
[22:17] <xtn_> "drive through this building, and then the one across the street--"
[22:17] <kayke> this really tangles my glasses chain
[22:17] <xtn_> this is my ideal apt
[22:17] <impdentist> men really live like this
[22:17] <BlackMetal> that's my ideal shirt
[22:17] <xtn_> he's gonna make a banger
[22:17] <@Trebulence_3> I swear this house was in another shitflix
[22:17] <besoin> he's taken over the entire breakfast room of this holiday inn express
[22:18] <xtn_> this is deadmaus
[22:18] <xtn_> without the hat
[22:18] <bbm> oh yeaaaaa
[22:18] <@Trebulence_3> yessssss
[22:18] <impdentist> oh man we haven't even done a title drop yet
[22:18] <joe_dantegna> my shiny bladddeeee
[22:18] <BlackMetal> this is not death metal
[22:18] <besoin> i am the raisin
[22:18] <xtn_> what yeaer is this
[22:18] <kayke> uh oh
[22:18] <bbm> 2001
[22:18] <Bob747> Oh, I guess they had a kid and split like a decade before this movie.
[22:18] <@Trebulence_3> 2001
[22:18] <xtn_> this movie seems pretty sick imo
[22:19] <@Trebulence_3> Subs mandatory
[22:19] <bbm> there's a lot in these 96 minutes
[22:19] <besoin> ava bundy
[22:19] <xtn_> subbed :thumbsup:
[22:19] <impdentist> he is a raisin?
[22:19] <@Trebulence_3> I am trick metal?
[22:19] <besoin> the man is the raisin
[22:19] <joe_dantegna> you can see why the parents were so scared
[22:19] <BlackMetal> marilyn mansion
[22:19] <bbm> Raisin in The Black Hole Sun
[22:20] <impdentist> not bad
[22:20] <impdentist> yeah, man... man.... yeah
[22:20] <besoin> yeah...man...yeahwha...
[22:20] <joe_dantegna> 2001 man
[22:20] <kayke> twisted
[22:20] <impdentist> pretty sure that was cereal killer up there
[22:20] <BlackMetal> so much metal
[22:20] <@Trebulence_3> *riff*
[22:20] <bbm> this is all back in vogue
[22:21] <Bob747> Saw 'em at the Staples Center, before everyone was into them.
[22:21] <kayke> business on the top and party on the sides
[22:21] <xtn_> its cool that they establish that everyone deserves to die as soon as possible
[22:21] <joe_dantegna> and he just...tweeted it out
[22:21] <besoin> deux ans de notre vieeeee
[22:21] <bbm> hah
[22:22] <besoin> do NOT type query location
[22:22] <bbm> this after 9/11 right
[22:23] <bbm> we got the TSA eyeroll and patriot act lite
[22:23] <kayke> egg legs
[22:23] <besoin> i wonder if things to do in denver when you're dead would be a good shit flick
[22:23] <besoin> never saw it
[22:23] <BlackMetal> there's so many quips in it
[22:23] <impdentist> his mistake was not using pizza .net
[22:24] <joe_dantegna> hell yeah
[22:24] <kayke> the crew
[22:24] <bbm> No Bono
[22:24] <@Trebulence_3> Dominate that carpet, dudes
[22:24] <xtn_> me when i go to get bagels after staying up all night
[22:24] <impdentist> better bring out the heavy duty one
[22:24] <BlackMetal> lol he's so annoyed
[22:24] <bbm> RIFF
[22:24] <besoin> lift your jncos please
[22:25] <xtn_> metal dick!!
[22:25] <kayke> is she into it?
[22:25] <xtn_> password: poggers69
[22:25] <@Trebulence_3> *hacking intensifies*
[22:25] <besoin> oh no, he's going to type TAKE OVER BROADCAST
[22:26] <bbm> id def take this doomed flight over a phish cruise
[22:26] <xtn_> that IS how flight attendants talk!!!
[22:26] <kayke> they're not even that excited
[22:26] <BlackMetal> kiss should've done a flight thing like this
[22:26] <bbm> wow!!
[22:27] <xtn_> i hope he fights the computer
[22:27] <impdentist> he's like the boy band version of david foster wallace
[22:27] <kayke> oh no!
[22:27] <joe_dantegna> https://www.kissonline.com/news?n_id=50882
[22:28] <kayke> Pentangles?
[22:28] <bbm> uhhhh
[22:28] <bbm> hahhah
[22:28] <bbm> that dude is a slob
[22:28] <xtn_> no
[22:28] <xtn_> that guy found his place in life
[22:28] <xtn_> and went for it
[22:28] <xtn_> he should be the only one to survive
[22:28] <kayke> can you mosh on a plane?
[22:28] <BlackMetal> hell yes
[22:28] <xtn_> pilots are always assholes so i assume these guys should die
[22:29] <bbm> if the seinfeld series finale is anything to go by
[22:29] <Bob747> "Craisins!  Craisins!"
[22:29] <kayke> lol bob
[22:29] <xtn_> this is basically what flying out of the south is like ime
[22:29] <bbm> haha
[22:29] <BlackMetal> this is basically a direct flight to vegas
[22:30] <impdentist> is this a die hard reference
[22:30] <lhs> this is basically teaching 9th graders
[22:30] <BlackMetal> lol
[22:30] <xtn_> are they on turkish air
[22:30] <impdentist> was that him proposing a setlist
[22:30] <kayke> seems like they should have a clipboard guy
[22:30] <xtn_> THEY DID IT!!!
[22:31] <Bob747> Did they bluescreen in a static painting?
[22:31] <BlackMetal> sorry babe it's time to rock
[22:31] <joe_dantegna> Kramer's on stage, lets go!
[22:31] <@Trebulence_3> YEAH WHOO HOO
[22:32] <kayke> I want to be excited enough about something to unironically say "whoo hoo!"
[22:32] <xtn_> i feel the same way about sufjan
[22:32] <@Trebulence_3> ahah
[22:32] <lhs> empi-air records
[22:32] <besoin> "some people say craven isn't the raisin -- what do you guys think?"
[22:32] <Bob747> "I feel like we're direct-to-video and we're just about to give the audience the bare minimum of expectations, woo!"
[22:33] <bbm> siiiiiiiiiiick
[22:33] <BlackMetal> zoo twa
[22:33] <xtn_> this should have been pre-elon grimes
[22:33] <xtn_> wait no this guy rules nm
[22:33] <@Trebulence_3> oh no
[22:33] <impdentist> oh
[22:33] <bbm> cutting to Breakfast Club
[22:33] <BlackMetal> lol
[22:34] <besoin> i hope we see at least one buffering real player
[22:34] <impdentist> i love that they're all just sitting a full 10 yards back
[22:34] <@Trebulence_3> Rejected Just Shoot Me theme
[22:35] <Bob747> Ha
[22:35] <BlackMetal> dragul-air
[22:35] <xtn_> i really like that they thought this was giving full song length
[22:35] <joe_dantegna> A pumpkin for my love?
[22:35] <xtn_> *worth
[22:35] <@Trebulence_3> Pump you full of my love
[22:36] <joe_dantegna> love how they're almost all sitting politely
[22:36] <@Trebulence_3> Slade is renowned for his crowd work
[22:36] <besoin> joining the green mile high club
[22:37] <lhs> heh
[22:37] <@Trebulence_3> ha
[22:37] <joe_dantegna> very good one
[22:37] <impdentist> lol
[22:37] <impdentist> there are no rules on this flight, except we can't say the f word
[22:37] <kayke> welcome to his dark and twisted mind
[22:37] <besoin> the people at home seeing this in 46p
[22:38] <@Trebulence_3> Get online
[22:38] <kayke> imagine calling your friends and telling them to get online
[22:38] <joe_dantegna> that video was him walking in a hallway with a razor
[22:38] <kayke> how would they even get online if you're calling them?
[22:38] <besoin> "how can i get online when you're calling me?"
[22:38] <besoin> yeah
[22:38] <@Trebulence_3> Love when I had a choice
[22:39] <kayke> that's a lot of puca shells
[22:39] <bbm> is this Blizzard HQ
[22:39] <Bob747> Would explain why there are only like two people there today.
[22:40] <bbm> lol
[22:40] <impdentist> nic euniform
[22:40] <bbm> lol
[22:40] <bbm> serious flirting... maybe?
[22:40] <xtn_> what else what you hack into
[22:40] <@Trebulence_3> "Say, you ever get...online?"
[22:41] <xtn_> "i hacked into a terminal actually lol"
[22:41] <besoin> i just did
[22:41] <Bob747> The kind of technological savvy you get when you order from pizza.net
[22:41] <besoin> she's looking for his bright eyes mix cd
[22:41] <BlackMetal> love this wacky jazz soundtrack
[22:42] <joe_dantegna> skull count is getting dangerously low
[22:42] <@Trebulence_3> Maybe his shirt has skulls
[22:42] <@Trebulence_3> Wait, it's a lady with boobs
[22:43] <besoin> scent of a lady with boobs. hoo ah.
[22:43] <impdentist> i don't think you're allowed to point a gun at a guy just because he's annoying you
[22:43] <kayke> his hair looks like one of those wigs
[22:43] <kayke> with the bandana
[22:43] <bbm> who is there to stop her??
[22:44] <xtn_> thats lhs
[22:44] <bbm> is this craven guy like 50 years old
[22:44] <bbm> make up isn't working for him
[22:44] <besoin> he's dead now
[22:44] <joe_dantegna> he's 5,000 years old
[22:44] <impdentist> wait is the band actually playing this
[22:44] <joe_dantegna> yeah the actor who plays Slade passed away last year rip
[22:45] <BlackMetal> in 2021, there's no way I address someone who looks like craven as sir
[22:45] <xtn_> 10 bucks isnt that much
[22:45] <Bob747> "OK, break out the Dance Party USA b-roll."
[22:45] <BlackMetal> you had to mail in the money
[22:46] <besoin> "go on pond5.com and get some death metal stock art"
[22:46] <impdentist> yeah actually
[22:46] <joe_dantegna> also this hacker guy was the lead in A River Runs Through It
[22:46] <impdentist> that's brad pitt??
[22:47] <besoin> i always say pitt made sheffer look like a potato in that movie, dan
[22:47] <xtn_> pilots are indistinguishable from football coaches
[22:47] <impdentist> he didn't have his camera?
[22:47] <impdentist> isn't that like his entire job
[22:48] <BlackMetal> I know right
[22:48] <besoin> without his camera he's just a man
[22:48] <lhs> sometimes a cameraman goes on a break and is then just merely a man
[22:48] <bbm> here we go
[22:48] <@Trebulence_3> waoh
[22:48] <lhs> oh oops
[22:48] <besoin> yes, kill the bucket hat man
[22:49] <bbm> LOL
[22:49] <BlackMetal> wuss
[22:49] <@Trebulence_3> Land the plane
[22:49] <impdentist> people are calling their friends and telling them to get online!
[22:49] <besoin> real media's finest hour
[22:49] <@Trebulence_3> "The concert has it's own webring now!"
[22:50] <impdentist> "sucks"
[22:50] <joe_dantegna> Skull Counter is overheating 3090 GPUs
[22:50] <bbm> i mean he has a point
[22:50] <bbm> if you have to murder someone in cold blood
[22:50] <bbm> should be an old pilot
[22:50] <impdentist> now is not the time for a stretch break rutger!
[22:50] <besoin> don't go out there. you'e the last vietnam vet we havt.
[22:51] <lhs> you son of a hacker
[22:51] <BlackMetal> they better start another song
[22:51] <xtn_> son of a what!!  i need to know
[22:51] <bbm> im having an ok time
[22:51] <besoin> please stop pacing the hallways, joe
[22:51] <xtn_> so this is one of those situations where it's really hard to tell if something is poggers or not
[22:51] <@Trebulence_3> Trying to find his way out of the movie
[22:51] <bbm> zucows.net
[22:52] <xtn_> i THINK this is poggers
[22:52] <impdentist> i wouldn't say it's much of a "plot" per se
[22:52] <Amp> lol
[22:52] <kayke> I miss closing a flip phone on my face
[22:52] <besoin> "go on newgrounds.com and watch the flash animation with sloth"
[22:52] <bbm> lol
[22:52] <bbm> what happened to this guy is similar to frog in a blender!
[22:53] <@Trebulence_3> A real Mark Whalberg
[22:53] <besoin> everyone else really let this hero down
[22:53] <impdentist> he really fucked up his one shot huh
[22:53] <impdentist> DAMN IT
[22:53] <kayke> he'll figure out something
[22:53] <kayke> don't worry
[22:53] <bbm> you think the wardrobe buyer got those handkerchiefs at the same store clearance bin
[22:53] <xtn_> oooooooh
[22:54] <xtn_> god
[22:54] <impdentist> that's a lot of skulls
[22:54] <xtn_> has anyone watched letterkenny
[22:54] <xtn_> thats what this guy reminds me of
[22:54] <kayke> ethan where's the feet?!
[22:54] <xtn_> stewart
[22:54] <BlackMetal> "sir we can't hear you"
[22:54] <Bob747> "...have you heard of pets.com?  No?"
[22:55] <impdentist> this producer guy is halfway between kurtwood smith and scott adsit
[22:55] <bbm> only 1 guy at teh FBI tonight
[22:55] <besoin> craig override
[22:55] <kayke> okay, all they have to do is hack his gun
[22:55] <impdentist> Tell me which one is the best...
[22:55] <xtn_> i really want to know
[22:56] <xtn_> planes should have entrance musc
[22:56] <BlackMetal> this is way more intriguing than I expected
[22:56] <lhs> (edgy font) you wouldn't steal a plane
[22:56] <joe_dantegna> lol
[22:56] <besoin> very watchable
[22:56] <joe_dantegna> the next hit CBS crime show right here
[22:56] <bbm> yea ha its got a legit plot
[22:56] <bbm> actually maybe too much
[22:57] <joe_dantegna> love that one lady's hair
[22:57] <impdentist> it's network meets a white version of soul plane
[22:57] <impdentist> he's gonna order another pizza
[22:57] <besoin> nice ip addresses
[22:57] <impdentist> actually hey what happened to the first pizza
[22:57] <Bob747> Can they not use real IP addresses?
[22:58] <impdentist> this is the party down episode where roman switches with that goth rocker guy
[22:58] <besoin> is he typing connecting to database?
[22:59] <BlackMetal> I think the computer was typing
[22:59] <besoin> like a player piano?
[22:59] <impdentist> probably the problem is with the privately owned cellular network
[22:59] <BlackMetal> intel 286
[22:59] <BlackMetal> is baldy vaping?
[23:00] <impdentist> gotta be a quicker way to do this
[23:00] <@Trebulence_3> lololol
[23:00] <besoin> too slow
[23:00] <joe_dantegna> "you know what, scratch that"
[23:01] <Bob747> Ha.
[23:01] <bbm> cue - The Doors - The End
[23:01] <BlackMetal> the fire yanked him out
[23:01] <xtn_> man i want a cult that does shit like that for me
[23:01] <BlackMetal> feels like it's about time for rutger to cmoe alive
[23:01] <kayke> just land the plane
[23:01] <besoin> is rutger a bad guy?
[23:01] <kayke> do a sulley
[23:01] <impdentist> vietnam broke a lot of people, including rutger
[23:01] <BlackMetal> I thought he was bad at first
[23:02] <BlackMetal>  but maybe he's the white knight
[23:02] <BlackMetal> stupid sexy flanders
[23:02] <bbm> this is marilyn mansons career in 40 mins
[23:02] <kayke> enhance
[23:02] <bbm> prescient
[23:02] <impdentist> what
[23:03] <bbm> x files WOOOO
[23:03] <BlackMetal> wish we could've paused on flanders' birthdate
[23:03] <xtn_> the x-file, which is the monitor below
[23:03] <BlackMetal> he looks like he's 60
[23:03] <besoin> all these nice people will be lost in time, the dears on the plane
[23:03] <impdentist> i think they're putting a vocal effect on that song lady
[23:04] <BlackMetal> the real craven is just having a moment
[23:04] <impdentist> think he's got a lockpick kit somewhere in all that metal shit
[23:04] <besoin> it'd be pretty great if craven is the hero
[23:04] <kayke> do they have giant storage closets on planes?
[23:04] <bbm> they have a giant stage on planes
[23:04] <lhs> he had eyebrows when he was getting onto the plane
[23:04] <BlackMetal> 40yo
[23:04] <xtn_> events aside this has been a remarkably smooth flight
[23:04] <bbm> lol
[23:04] <bbm> Daphne you card
[23:04] <impdentist> arson AND violence??
[23:05] <impdentist> i think the hacker considers himself the guardian of the gateway (2000)
[23:05] <lhs> heh
[23:05] <BlackMetal> fake craven certainly does have charisma though
[23:05] <joe_dantegna> cool looking Hexen mod
[23:05] <@Trebulence_3> ha
[23:05] <besoin> printed a screenshot of the website
[23:06] <besoin> the better to read it
[23:06] <xtn_> one thing ive learned since watching a bunch of these again is that the protagonist in a plane movie is never totally clear
[23:06] <joe_dantegna> the FBI should have a special skull division
[23:06] <impdentist> that seems like a massive oversight
[23:06] <bbm> cop pit
[23:07] <besoin> "they took a left turn at albuquerque"
[23:07] <xtn_> "i cant believe theyd divert from the flight path"
[23:07] <xtn_> "have you heard of POKEMON CARDS mr garner????"
[23:08] <BlackMetal> lol
[23:08] <bbm> the stu prophecy
[23:08] <impdentist> that checks out
[23:08] <bbm> lol
[23:09] <BlackMetal> isn't that where chachi lives?
[23:09] <besoin> "janelle monae is from there"
[23:09] <xtn_> i mean we all want that
[23:09] <xtn_> chill
[23:09] <besoin> almost everyone in kansas lives in eastern kansas
[23:09] <joe_dantegna> the skullgorhythm
[23:10] <bbm> lolol
[23:10] <@Trebulence_3> Joe, what are you doing
[23:10] <lhs> he's going to end up on two dates at the same time
[23:10] <bbm> check the receipts
[23:10] <joe_dantegna> "put the guy with a gun and hostage on hold and don't tell him why"
[23:10] <@Trebulence_3> "Wait, I gotta put you hold again."
[23:11] <@Trebulence_3> Sit tight
[23:11] <xtn_> his make-up is sooooo bad
[23:11] <bbm> make up is really fucked up
[23:11] <besoin> he's been wearing it for eight weeks
[23:12] <joe_dantegna> slade ur beautiful without makeup sweetie <3
[23:12] <xtn_> it true it sucks to be so rich you spent 4m in taxes
[23:12] <impdentist> exactly 10 million people watching
[23:12] <bbm> oh man THOSE people?
[23:13] <xtn_> this is like the nba finals
[23:13] <joe_dantegna> Pay Per View to a Kill
[23:13] <kayke> switch to G4
[23:13] <BlackMetal> here come the redditors
[23:14] <joe_dantegna> Kate Hayden/Slade Craven
[23:14] <joe_dantegna> something is going on
[23:14] <impdentist> does that ever work
[23:14] <kayke> yess, wet hair is going for it!
[23:14] <kayke> someone help him
[23:14] <kayke> god these goths are useless
[23:14] <joe_dantegna> I wanna see peacock hair do something
[23:15] <kayke> throw a punch!
[23:15] <kayke> there's 40 of you!
[23:15] <besoin> she's on team terrorist
[23:15] <impdentist> what are you doing!!
[23:15] <xtn_> pleeease turn into the mask
[23:15] <impdentist> oh
[23:15] <besoin> i love real slade craven
[23:15] <BlackMetal> they killed young fred willard!
[23:15] <lhs> i had happily forgotten about the mask
[23:16] <impdentist> i also don't want anyone to get any hero ideas
[23:16] <kayke> imagine if the mask was goth
[23:16] <kayke> I'm gonna google it
[23:16] <BlackMetal> I love that idea
[23:16] <xtn_> the goth mask
[23:16] <lhs> real goth or fake goth
[23:16] <xtn_> yeh
[23:16] <BlackMetal> the crow mask
[23:16] <xtn_> like lhs' hat
[23:16] <bbm> isn't that spiderman 3
[23:17] <kayke> oh i love spiderman 3
[23:17] <bbm> helter skelter is a race war
[23:17] <besoin> maybe the other people can overpower this guy and this lady
[23:17] <BlackMetal> turns out he real slade is former special forces or something
[23:17] <impdentist> so what exactly does being a pilot entail
[23:17] <impdentist> seems easy
[23:18] <bbm> rutger hauer just chillin
[23:18] <BlackMetal> it is easy
[23:18] <impdentist> i mean given that those are the pieces in play, it's not that outlandish a suggestion
[23:18] <besoin> "also, i'm english"
[23:18] <xtn_> and yet nobody has considered the weather
[23:18] <BlackMetal> I have a few airline pilot buddies and they're like, this is the easiest job ever, it's just hard to get it
[23:18] <xtn_> ahhhhh
[23:18] <bbm> this faux satanic chanting
[23:18] <xtn_> jerry jones lives
[23:19] <bbm> fucking hilarious
[23:19] <besoin> the same actor is playing both roles, which i love
[23:19] <@Trebulence_3> Damn
[23:19] <@Trebulence_3> Kick him some more
[23:20] <BlackMetal> I'd kick him 458 more times
[23:20] <besoin> and somehow they gave russell crowe the best actor oscar
[23:20] <xtn_> "makin love pt 2"
[23:20] <@Trebulence_3> "The Streets, I love this shit"
[23:20] <BlackMetal> lol rutger has done literally nothing in this movie
[23:20] <bbm> good for him
[23:20] <BlackMetal> the plot will be resolved, he'll land and be like, so did I miss anything?
[23:21] <xtn_> 'NOW i cant have COFFEE!"
[23:21] <impdentist> what about the masks
[23:21] <@Trebulence_3> Hmm, plane seems level now
[23:22] <besoin> someone watched species
[23:22] <joe_dantegna> was hoping she would stub her toe on his metal dick
[23:22] <impdentist> wowwwww
[23:22] <bbm> excellent
[23:22] <xtn_> smmmmokin
[23:22] <@Trebulence_3> YEAH
[23:22] <BlackMetal> not bad
[23:22] <impdentist> he just shorted out the plane
[23:22] <lhs> always put your electric chairs in airplane mode
[23:23] <besoin> leave it to slade craven to abuse a corpse
[23:23] <@Trebulence_3> hahahah
[23:23] <bbm> tabetta dais
[23:23] <joe_dantegna> Pale Force One
[23:23] <besoin> just shoot him
[23:23] <xtn_> he's gonna shoot the plane
[23:24] <bbm> god that makeup
[23:24] <@Trebulence_3> What if that dude said "let's do the hustle" instead of "let's roll"?
[23:24] <besoin> gently rocked by turbulence 3
[23:24] <bbm> this was ad libbed
[23:24] <lhs> she's singing "i am the raisin" in italian
[23:25] <impdentist> get that check rutger
[23:25] <besoin> get the flight attendants obviously
[23:25] <bbm> dang
[23:25] <joe_dantegna> like tears in slade
[23:25] <impdentist> just hack the plane
[23:25] <BlackMetal> rutger was on set for an afternoon at most
[23:25] <besoin> nick's gonna patch in microsoft flight simulator
[23:25] <impdentist> yes
[23:25] <impdentist> YES
[23:25] <bbm> hell yea
[23:25] <besoin> well
[23:25] <impdentist> YES
[23:26] <bbm> hahaha
[23:26] <xtn_> he doesnt even have a hotas
[23:26] <BlackMetal> I so wish that pootis could've had a moment like this but with truck simulator
[23:26] <BlackMetal> I GOT THIS
[23:26] <xtn_> lol
[23:26] <xtn_> "we need someone to crash into the median in poland IMMEDIATELY"
[23:27] <joe_dantegna> lol
[23:27] <lhs> heh
[23:27] <besoin> at least ask if any of the slade craven fans are pilots
[23:27] <impdentist> does anyone know what the first turbulences were about
[23:27] <@Trebulence_3> hah, besoin
[23:27] <xtn_> i assume the involved more turbulence
[23:27] <@Trebulence_3> The first one looks like a real movie
[23:27] <besoin> is the first one...ray liotta?
[23:27] <besoin> am i dreaming that?
[23:27] <joe_dantegna> Kate has had her fist over her mouth for like 30% of her screentime
[23:28] <@Trebulence_3> Ray Liota and Lauren Holly?
[23:28] <besoin> i feel like ray liotta's in a plane movie
[23:28] <Bob747> Yeah
[23:28] <besoin> well, these guys don't have a chantix in hell
[23:28] <Bob747> Second one is also Craig Sheffer, but I can't remember how exactly.
[23:28] <BlackMetal> I feel like ray liotta's been in a few plane movies
[23:29] <besoin> "LAND PLANE"
[23:29] <xtn_> obv not a mechanical keyboard
[23:29] <xtn_> and yet the sound
[23:29] <xtn_> this movie is bullshit
[23:29] <impdentist> seriously is this the easiest job
[23:30] <@Trebulence_3> hahah
[23:30] <besoin> oh noooooo
[23:30] <BlackMetal> I never thought I would see a situation like this
[23:30] <besoin> maybe go help him, fans?
[23:30] <impdentist> this really is the same guy huh
[23:30] <impdentist> i love that
[23:31] <xtn_> SECRET BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE: THE GATHERING 2003
[23:31] <besoin> now crush his skull
[23:31] <BlackMetal> oh wow you guys were serious about it being the same guy?
[23:31] <besoin> tsk
[23:31] <BlackMetal> that's bananas
[23:31] <xtn_> they should fuck on the footcart
[23:31] <besoin> yeah, he's playing both roles
[23:31] <xtn_> *food
[23:31] <@Trebulence_3> Love that he's so soft voiced
[23:31] <joe_dantegna> this is making me sad that Sting never became a direct to video action star
[23:31] <bbm> who??
[23:32] <impdentist> like they absolutely did not need to have the same guy play both roles
[23:32] <@Trebulence_3> Slade
[23:32] <besoin> "that's flying 101"
[23:32] <xtn_> "im number 741 on the ms pro message forum"
[23:32] <impdentist> and i immensely respect that they did
[23:32] <besoin> when you get whoever this guy is in your movie, you use him wherever you can
[23:33] <BlackMetal> Being Air
[23:33] <joe_dantegna> heh
[23:33] <bbm> WHAT
[23:33] <impdentist> i would really love if this pilot was carl weathers
[23:33] <besoin> thank god whoever was about to submit this idea for a walker texas ranger episode realized it could be more
[23:34] <impdentist> do we think jack fletcher is in on it too
[23:34] <@Trebulence_3> hha
[23:34] <besoin> i'd trust jack fletcher with my life
[23:34] <kayke> blob:https://imgur.com/37b7fad3-4f16-4967-bf87-22f31f767f13
[23:34] <impdentist> "sorry about all that"
[23:34] <@Trebulence_3> "God, I was just joshin"
[23:35] <impdentist> is it necessary for the hacker to be playing flight simulator simultaneously
[23:35] <BlackMetal> god this is so 'airplane'
[23:35] <BlackMetal> I love it
[23:35] <xtn_> god his faces trying to land the plane
[23:35] <BlackMetal> if slade pulls this off, he will become a true rock god
[23:35] <BlackMetal> plus he killed a person
[23:35] <impdentist> "no no, not an INVERTED cross!!"
[23:35] <Bob747> Heh
[23:36] <joe_dantegna> lol
[23:36] <xtn_> he seems fine imo
[23:36] <@Trebulence_3> AHHHHHHHHH
[23:36] <impdentist> i think he's doing ok
[23:37] <xtn_> cant they look outside
[23:37] <@Trebulence_3> Whoo hooo
[23:38] <xtn_> i fucking hate nick so much
[23:38] <joe_dantegna> Kate actually seemed to stop talking halfway though the movie
[23:38] <kayke> yes
[23:38] <@Trebulence_3> YES YEAH YES
[23:38] <kayke> yes
[23:38] <impdentist> yeah. yes. yeah
[23:38] <besoin> bbq for everyone
[23:38] <@Trebulence_3> VERY NICE
[23:38] <joe_dantegna> firemen coming to hose off the makeup
[23:38] <bbm> what a film
[23:38] <lhs> heh dan
[23:39] <BlackMetal> lol dan
[23:39] <impdentist> uh
[23:39] <kayke> wow he got his groove back
[23:39] <@Trebulence_3> Slate does not wanna give these people a refund
[23:39] <BlackMetal> "and we're gonna play... well our guitar player is dead... an acoustic set!
[23:39] <joe_dantegna> Slade goes on to become president off this
[23:39] <@Trebulence_3> *Slade
[23:39] <lhs> "we are gonna rock and roll and also respectfully mourn the murder victims"
[23:40] <impdentist> they're gonna do an impromptu set of christian contemporary hits
[23:40] <besoin> i can only land sopwith camels at meigs field
[23:40] <kayke> what was she originally going to bust this hacker for?
[23:40] <Bob747> Hacking?
[23:40] <xtn_> shes gonna murder him finally
[23:40] <joe_dantegna> stealing pay-per-view
[23:40] <impdentist> is this gonna be a sex thing
[23:40] <BlackMetal> she's gonna fuck him
[23:40] <@Trebulence_3> like why
[23:40] <besoin> she's all that
[23:40] <joe_dantegna> yeOHHH
[23:40] <@Trebulence_3> Diculus
[23:40] <besoin> we got it
[23:41] <besoin> kisss meeee
[23:41] <BlackMetal> yes this is in character
[23:41] <kayke> wawaweewa
[23:41] <joe_dantegna> the britishness returned for a second
[23:41] <besoin> "well, we're in missouri"
[23:41] <kayke> everyone is in love now
[23:42] <besoin> i love this
[23:42] <impdentist> how was it not flight 666
[23:42] <kayke> I want to watch a final destination where all these people get got
[23:42] <@Trebulence_3> ahah
[23:42] <lhs> oh he's a deathrocker now, okay
[23:42] <@Trebulence_3> All die from tainted face paint
[23:42] <joe_dantegna> the followup to Sully, Skully
[23:42] <@Trebulence_3> ah
[23:42] <impdentist> there it is
[23:43] <kayke> big hugs
[23:43] <besoin> well, you saved most of us
[23:43] <BlackMetal> do a concern on the runway
[23:43] <BlackMetal> god that was good
[23:43] <@Trebulence_3> what an end
[23:43] <besoin> well that was delightful
[23:43] <kayke> a feel good family film
[23:43] <besoin> better than most marvel movies
[23:43] <joe_dantegna> after this there's an official Goth holiday declared
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[23:43] <impdentist> feel like if i were rutger hauer or craig sheffer i would stipulate that the credits not be in alphabetical order in my contract
[23:44] <xtn_> only the finest casts are in abc order
[23:44] <@Trebulence_3> yeah
[23:44] <besoin> bucket hat fan needs his due
[23:44] <BlackMetal> seriously loved that
[23:44] <impdentist> TRAIN RIDE TO HELL
[23:44] <joe_dantegna> teasing a future movie?
[23:44] <@Trebulence_3> Hans Ter Horst
[23:44] <Bob747> Russ MovieGod Hamilton
[23:44] <@Trebulence_3> "Moviegod"
[23:44] <lhs> pennies on the tracks 3: heavy metal
[23:45] <joe_dantegna> Rats down the welllllllll
[23:45] <@Trebulence_3> Kryptic Kreations
[23:45] <joe_dantegna> "Jugular Wine" by DEADBYDAY
[23:45] <@Trebulence_3> thickliquid
[23:45] <besoin> damn, that actor even performed the songs
[23:45] <besoin> he's a god
[23:45] <impdentist> thought that said DEADBABY
[23:46] <Bob747> God, this movie was insured to hell and back.
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[23:46] <lhs> thanks to bodo
[23:47] <xtn_> whose was this
[23:47] <joe_dantegna> Die Hard but with Slade should have been the course of film for the 2000s
[23:47] <joe_dantegna> oh well
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