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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:57 pm

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[22:12] <Trebbers> 3
[22:12] <Trebbers> 2
[22:12] <Trebbers> 1
[22:13] <BS> that cannon logo makes me feel things
[22:13] <bronsoin> sounds like leisure suit larry's about to fuck
[22:13] <Trebbers> ah
[22:13] <dan2> besoin wait till you see the composer
[22:13] <BS> he's more of a leisure suit lawrence
[22:14] <bronsoin> it's the UN
[22:14] <lhs> christiaan just said "that's where i work"
[22:14] <BS> heh
[22:14] <bronsoin> he's so pensive about riding into the city to shoot minorities
[22:14] <BS> didn't jimmy page score one of these dw movies?
[22:14] <Trebbers> well
[22:15] <BS> oh whoops
[22:15] <Trebbers> here we go
[22:15] <bronsoin> well there you have it
[22:15] <BS> sorry lol :-(
[22:15] <dan2> Streets of Page
[22:16] <BS> this dude is a winner
[22:16] <Trebbers> This fucking lot
[22:16] <bronsoin> greenwich village really looks like a village
[22:16] <bronsoin> yeah, let them in, genius
[22:16] <Trebbers> Just befuddling this old fuck
[22:17] <bronsoin> hey, it's alex winter
[22:17] <BS> was that bill or ted?
[22:17] <bronsoin> bill
[22:17] <Trebbers> "Odd not to answer, must be being beaten"
[22:17] <dan2> *finds money* "Excellent!"
[22:17] <bronsoin> thanks, mac
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[22:18] <Trebbers> 5:30
[22:18] <dan2> brrrrwooooommmmm
[22:18] <@Amp> the year-round menorah
[22:18] <lhs> he's watching it with me
[22:18] <Trebbers> ahhhh
[22:18] <xtn> how ar ethey all somehow beneath 1e
[22:18] <dan2> now's pretty much your only time to tap out if you don't want to see non-stop violence against black and brown people
[22:19] <dan2> but they're being led by the whitest guy ever so it's alright
[22:19] <bronsoin> did you bring your snub nose, lhs
[22:19] <bronsoin> i mean, pretty good police response
[22:19] <lhs> couldn't sneak it through seatac security
[22:19] <BS> case closed
[22:20] <Trebbers> Love this set
[22:20] <dan2> very scrump looking blackboard at this precinct
[22:21] <Trebbers> "Broheim, you got problems"
[22:21] <kayke> beetlejuice
[22:21] <kayke> this is MY jail and I get to pick the movie!
[22:22] <Trebbers> ahha
[22:22] <dan2> wanted: Horse
[22:22] <lhs> horses are the true criminal masterminds
[22:22] <bronsoin> "he's not wearing a jean jacket!"
[22:22] <Trebbers> Why do they give a shit
[22:23] <lhs> bad music video casting call in here
[22:23] <lhs> michael jackson's bad, i mean
[22:23] <dan2> some nice HD nose hair
[22:24] <Trebbers> Lives at the station
[22:24] <bronsoin> hd cctv too
[22:24] <bronsoin> man, i'd kill for a donut
[22:26] <bronsoin> this is all the logical result of carter trying to spend 5% more on food stamps for children
[22:27] <bronsoin> she looks like the before in a zz top video
[22:27] <dan2> lol
[22:27] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:27] <bronsoin> is this the entire nypd?
[22:28] <dan2> the rest of the NYPD is off looking for that horse
[22:28] <xtn> until they get the horses
[22:28] <bronsoin> the irony!
[22:28] <bronsoin> "isn't it ironic? don't ya think?"
[22:29] <Trebbers> Through with street murder
[22:29] <BS> the bronson squint
[22:29] <dan2> Creeps having creeps
[22:29] <BS> love it
[22:30] <BS> "we're a creep, directed by winner"
[22:30] <bronsoin> "and if you see mr. muffins, you bring his four-legged ass in alive"
[22:30] <Trebbers> aha
[22:30] <bronsoin> "and they have theatrical lighting"
[22:31] <dan2> heh
[22:31] <lhs> degrassi snake had some deliquent years before he became principal
[22:32] <BS> hookers fighting in police stations feels so nostalgic
[22:32] <Trebbers> That fight in the background was pathetic
[22:32] <dan2> that one tag just said, "I, Bernard"
[22:32] <bronsoin> how did he walk to bridgeport
[22:32] <Trebbers> Just the lightest of slapping
[22:33] <bronsoin> bill!
[22:33] <dan2> "I'm thinking of a number..."
[22:33] <bronsoin> heh
[22:34] <lhs> "i'm the intended audience"
[22:34] <Trebbers> hah
[22:34] <BS> lol
[22:34] <bronsoin> heh
[22:35] <bronsoin> jesus, how old are these people
[22:35] <lhs> born before women got the vote
[22:35] <Trebbers> Bronson born in 1921
[22:35] <bronsoin> "wouldn't share his alpha-bits"
[22:36] <dan2> "Just sit there eating Pez"
[22:37] <dan2> "You try finding another apartment with 24ft ceilings"
[22:37] <BS> you can't fuck with rent control
[22:38] <Trebbers> Cool, chill where my friend died
[22:38] <bronsoin> they don't care? that place is immaculate.
[22:38] <BS> the police did a really thoughtful job of cleaning up
[22:38] <BS> retuned his guitar
[22:38] <bronsoin> "sergeant, is that where you found those bowling pins?"
[22:40] <dan2> oh it's a problem alright
[22:40] <bronsoin> barely recognized counselor troi
[22:40] <Trebbers> yeah
[22:40] <dan2> cash *BRWOMMMMMMMMMM*
[22:41] <Trebbers> FAT STACKS
[22:41] <Trebbers> Ewww
[22:41] <BS> hint hint
[22:41] <bronsoin> just invites himself to dinner
[22:41] <Trebbers> Nice, what?
[22:41] <dan2> has enough money to buy a car in cash, but needs to freeload a meal off the 80yr olds
[22:42] <lhs> cabbage *BRWOMMMM*
[22:42] <BS> I'd do the same
[22:42] <Trebbers> The charm of a catchers mitt
[22:43] <Trebbers> No problem
[22:43] <Trebbers> Forgot about the axe murder
[22:44] <Trebbers> hahahha
[22:44] <bronsoin> jesus, troi speaking spanish
[22:45] <BS> hawley fist pump
[22:45] <Trebbers> So many old people
[22:45] <lhs> beware the wheelers
[22:46] <BS> frisky vigilante music
[22:46] <bronsoin> home alone wish
[22:46] <Trebbers> what the hell Jimmy Page
[22:47] <dan2> one of the most cartoonish scores for one of the most cartoonish movies
[22:48] <lhs> tetanus vigilante
[22:48] <bronsoin> "oh no, it's ted koppel's mean cousin"
[22:48] <dan2> if Koch would just pass that anti-creep law this would all be solved
[22:49] <bronsoin> what the hell
[22:50] <bronsoin> "the book of dead minorities"
[22:50] <Trebbers> I guess being a mass murderer makes you attractive
[22:50] <dan2> what, I'm sure the audience came to this for the romance
[22:51] <bronsoin> maybe some bars on the windows?
[22:52] <Trebbers> This guy giggles a lot too
[22:52] <dan2> it's a fun-loving bunch
[22:52] <kayke> he's homealoning them
[22:52] <Trebbers> Man trap really brings the room together
[22:53] <BS> well that surely cooled the situation down
[22:53] <Trebbers> ahaha
[22:53] <xtn> ok
[22:54] <bronsoin> i dunno, that guy might be faster than this 60 year old
[22:55] <dan2> would have been great if there was a mix-up at the post office and it was a dildo
[22:55] <Trebbers> ah
[22:55] <BS> or a mr. potato head
[22:55] <Trebbers> "makes a real mess"
[22:55] <Bob511> Not to be confused with the new-world big game cartridge, which is a completely different genus.
[22:55] <Trebbers> Not great
[22:57] <@Amp> "your wife is the milk carton, right?"
[22:58] <lhs> "there were simply too many female characters in this movie"
[22:59] <Bob511> Community-access How It's Made
[23:00] <Trebbers> "I'm not paying for that kids shit"
[23:00] <@Amp> giggle no more
[23:00] <@Amp> a man of infinite jest
[23:00] <BS> race no more
[23:00] <Trebbers> A tickertape parade
[23:01] <Bob511> Screenplay by Bernie Goetz
[23:01] <kayke> i agree they shouldn't have killed the giggler
[23:01] <lhs> nothing but chains and bandannas
[23:02] <kayke> usually I love vigilante justice, but if he was just giggling and stealing purses...
[23:02] <bronsoin> oh lord
[23:02] <Trebbers> This shit
[23:02] <kayke> plain chicken, no sides
[23:02] <dan2> he said he liked chicken kayke, not sides
[23:02] <xtn> he went on a date with cooly
[23:02] <lhs> she also knows how to make a punch bowl full of candles (?)
[23:02] <BS> if I wore a suit and tie on a first date, I'd get ghosted immediately
[23:03] <Bob511> "You start with one egg, and one chicken..."
[23:03] <dan2> "That was before you were born"
[23:03] <kayke> that dalmatian statue
[23:04] <kayke> I'll give her this: she had trinkets
[23:04] <dan2> "just killing"
[23:04] <kayke> ew
[23:04] <Trebbers> sexy
[23:04] <kayke> we didn't need a close up
[23:04] <dan2> yeah, it got me too steamed up as well
[23:05] <bronsoin> "Charles Bronson uses a Wildey .475 Magnum hand cannon in this movie. It was his personal handgun in real life, and he suggested it as a means to make the film unique."
[23:05] <Trebbers> lol
[23:05] <xtn> i wish i had seen this haircut when wfh first started
[23:06] <dan2> my dream job is to get a job writing fake graffiti for movies
[23:06] <BS> page just goin apeshit with the suspense music
[23:06] <Trebbers> Dropped his piece like a chump
[23:06] <xtn> has an uzi ever managed to kill someone in a movie
[23:07] <bronsoin> "Apart from some establishing shots of New York at the beginning, the film was mostly shot in London, England with the old Lambeth Hospital being used as the police station and jail."
[23:07] <dan2> I could have sworn this took place on the dusty roads of NYC
[23:07] <xtn> this is their bands practice space
[23:08] <Trebbers> oh man
[23:08] <xtn> this is a way better premise for speed
[23:08] <BS> these guys can't even catch barney miller
[23:08] <bronsoin> jimmy, RELAX
[23:08] <Bob511> Climbs railing better than Fred Durst, gotta hand him that.
[23:08] <dan2> liked that guy's setup
[23:09] <dan2> sitting sitting in bed reading while wearing my hat
[23:09] <Trebbers> A+ dummy death
[23:10] <lhs> rude
[23:10] <Bob511> The Meat Wagon did not make it very far into the latest season of Great Food Truck Race
[23:11] <bronsoin> marina sirtis said she was forced to do that r*pe scene
[23:11] <BS> jesus
[23:11] <@Amp> bean meal
[23:11] <@Amp> "forget bean meal"
[23:11] <BS> this is the 80s version of texting. you call someone, deliver a quip, hang up
[23:12] <Trebbers> what the fuck
[23:12] <BS> oh yeah
[23:12] <bronsoin> brought them home in his rucksack
[23:12] <BS> that's what I was previously talkin about
[23:12] <dan2> "Or you can get it at Wal-Mart"
[23:13] <dan2> Please Bennett, where's your heart. These are people too.
[23:13] <BS> let off some steam bennett
[23:13] <lhs> tactical turtleneck
[23:14] <Trebbers> 32 year difference
[23:14] <bronsoin> twice her age
[23:15] <BS> "I know a good place, in the middle of crime city"
[23:15] <Trebbers> ha
[23:16] <BS> well that's certainly a novel way to kill someone
[23:16] <Bob511> Shit, was that car made out of balsa wood?
[23:17] <bronsoin> i mean, what'd you think they were gonna do?
[23:17] <dan2> Bronson probably just relieved he didn't leave his gun in the car
[23:17] <lhs> now we're down to just eli's wife
[23:17] <BS> so thus far, bron has killed a purse snatcher and two idle car thieves
[23:17] <dan2> surely there are at least a few female creeps
[23:18] <lhs> gender revealed!
[23:18] <Trebbers> just out and out terrorism now
[23:18] <dan2> ah yes the FDNY
[23:18] <xtn> hes gonna get it
[23:19] <Trebbers> dumbass
[23:20] <dan2> the creep celebrations are like the crowd at a minor league game
[23:21] <lhs> "a tough bird, the only thing my gf knew how to cook"
[23:21] <Trebbers> ah
[23:21] <dan2> a real pep in his step now that he's been given the green light to kill
[23:22] <Trebbers> The mail order gun angle is so silly
[23:22] <bronsoin> they put the gun back?
[23:22] <Trebbers> There were two
[23:22] <BS> second gun
[23:22] <bronsoin> ah
[23:22] <BS> that would be p funny tho
[23:23] <lhs> the other one didn't look like a rainstick
[23:23] <bronsoin> what the heck?
[23:23] <BS> did he just call a temp agency?
[23:23] <dan2> they really dropped the ball by not giving a backstory on how Mandy became the leader of a gang of 1000 people
[23:23] <BS> "you got any goons?"
[23:23] <Trebbers> Had to call his district manager for more manpower
[23:24] <lhs> one ply of kevlar
[23:24] <bronsoin> "my cheetos!"
[23:24] <BS> the sexual harassment gang
[23:24] <Trebbers> ahahaha
[23:24] <Trebbers> No warning
[23:25] <Trebbers> What the fuck
[23:25] <BS> he just killed the village people
[23:25] <dan2> Rodriguez basically his waterboy
[23:26] <xtn> i would pay to be an extra in this movie
[23:26] <dan2> getting payed to smash things and swing chains
[23:27] <Trebbers> holy shit
[23:27] <bronsoin> they got hemingway
[23:27] <lhs> why did i move to southern california
[23:27] <BS> I haven't seen streets of fire, but it has a high bar to clear
[23:28] <dan2> Hells Kitchen's Angels
[23:28] <bronsoin> awful aim
[23:29] <Trebbers> Give that guy the oscar
[23:29] <BS> bronson now runs the nyc continental in current time
[23:29] <dan2> those guys just wandered off of a Civil War reenactment
[23:29] <Trebbers> "They say a cow started some of the fires
[23:29] <BS> lol
[23:29] <dan2> probably in cahoots with that horse
[23:30] <bronsoin> mrs. o'leary's missing horse
[23:30] <bronsoin> that actress was the director's lover
[23:30] <bronsoin> later she said he kept her like a slave
[23:30] <Trebbers> What the fuck
[23:30] <dan2> yeah speaking of creeps
[23:30] <BS> ugh
[23:31] <BS> lol bennett is entertained
[23:31] <bronsoin> not england at all
[23:32] <dan2> at some point I'm expecting a chimney sweep to get shoot off a roof
[23:32] <Trebbers> ah
[23:32] <Trebbers> Mary Poppins shot out of the sky
[23:33] <bronsoin> thanks, guvna!
[23:33] <BS> cool pipe gun
[23:34] <dan2> just a reminder, in the first Death Wish Bronson kills like 5 people total
[23:34] <Trebbers> A real movie
[23:34] <BS> ha
[23:34] <dan2> and he throws up after killing the first one because he's so upset
[23:34] <Trebbers> Why does he say dude so much
[23:35] <BS> bald captain taking cover behind a curb
[23:35] <bronsoin> aaiyyyeeeeee
[23:36] <BS> some of these guys are just pearl jam fleeing from rehearsal
[23:36] <dan2> lol
[23:36] <dan2> would have loved if Bronson ordered a broom through the mail
[23:37] <dan2> bragged about how good of a broom it was to all his friends
[23:37] <BS> hoobastank all stars are all dead now
[23:38] <xtn> finally
[23:38] <Trebbers> Iconic
[23:38] <BS> ahh, no tool
[23:38] <dan2> see, another female character
[23:38] <BS> the day crew won
[23:38] <dan2> lol
[23:39] <bronsoin> heh
[23:39] <lhs> why not settle it with a dance-off
[23:39] <BS> "celebration at panera!"
[23:39] <@Amp> you rascal you
[23:39] <bronsoin> welp
[23:40] <dan2> $8,500,000,000 in damage later, all is well
[23:40] <Trebbers> Jazzer Jeyes
[23:40] <dan2> and thankfully none of the creeps had families
[23:40] <lhs> tip tipping
[23:40] <Trebbers> Street urchins all
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[23:42] <dan2> I think the killing quota for the movie series has been filled for the next 97 screenings
[23:42] <dan2> nothing but Beethoven sequels from here on out
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[23:42] <Trebbers> Pretty much
[23:42] <bronsoin> "Body Count: 83."
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Postby Autarch » Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:17 pm

Can we watch Mr. Go?
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 10, 2021 8:31 am

Tonight!

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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 10, 2021 8:33 am

Autarch wrote:Can we watch Mr. Go?


There seems to be interest so yes.
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 10, 2021 11:42 am

Bump!
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 10, 2021 7:57 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 10, 2021 8:57 pm

Ten minutes!
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:36 pm

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22:12] <Trebbers> 3
[22:12] <Trebbers> 2
[22:12] <Trebbers> 1
[22:12] <donnamartin> do you swim, amp?
[22:12] <besoinensen> SwimFan85 would be 36 now
[22:12] <jeremy__> I can't wait to learn this movie's lessons
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[22:12] <@Ampfan> no. but they can swim
[22:12] <swimpdentist> the lowercase
[22:12] <swimpdentist> i love it
[22:12] <jeremy__> Wait does she mean it's important to take swimming lessons?
[22:12] <donnamartin> they're just a general fan of swimming?
[22:12] <Trebbers> yeoman, started can give you 1:00
[22:12] <besoinensen> do cellos float
[22:13] <swimmy_yeoman> perfect trebs
[22:13] <kayke> it's like twilight in that car
[22:13] <swimdan> 1:00 now
[22:13] <Trebbers> 1:00
[22:13] <swimmy_yeoman> thx y'all
[22:13] <swimpdentist> i think the lesson is that sometimes women are crazy
[22:13] <kayke> women be swim fans
[22:13] <swimpdentist> but you can get the same lesson by just turning on lifetime usually
[22:13] <donnamartin> these crazy broads, amirite?
[22:13] <besoinensen> not to spoil anything, but it's too bad this movie didn't have a scene with swimfan floating on her cello
[22:14] <Bob511> :ah-UG-ga:
[22:14] <swimdan> these crazy boards (diving humor)
[22:14] <donnamartin> that's not a good place to makeout i don't thikn
[22:14] <donnamartin> lol dan
[22:14] <besoinensen> makeout cove
[22:14] <swimmy_yeoman> drumfan
[22:14] <bbm> i watched the trailer earlier and there was def nu-metal in it
[22:14] <bbm> hoping for a sick soundtrack
[22:14] <bbm> wow hopes dashed
[22:14] <besoinensen> pee in the pool filter
[22:14] <swimmy_yeoman> "don't tell mom I'm 32"
[22:14] <jeremy__> ahahaha
[22:14] <Bob511> "Young" man
[22:14] <swimpdentist> really a shame that jesse bradford never got what he deserved
[22:15] <jeremy__> This guy is literally 20 years older than the guy from the Cyber Seduction swimming movie
[22:15] <@Ampfan> peaked with Hackers
[22:15] <swimpdentist> everyone peaked with hackers amp
[22:15] <kayke> i hate pov driving shots
[22:15] <besoinensen> jesse bradford was probably like 23 here tops, right?
[22:15] <donnamartin> wasn't hackers 8 years before swimfan?
[22:15] <swimpdentist> 1995
[22:15] <besoinensen> 7 years, and he was a kid there
[22:15] <Bob511> Speaking of Hackers...
[22:15] <besoinensen> the most popular kid in school is always 5'6''
[22:15] <jeremy__> Do schools often have pools or is this unusual
[22:16] <Trebbers> You pay for a song you play the whole song
[22:16] <swimdan> I went to a 2,000 person high school and there was no pool
[22:16] <kayke> schools usually have a pool on the roof, freshman 
[22:16] <besoinensen> 3,000 people and no pool for me
[22:16] <swimmy_yeoman> my middle school had a pool, weirdly
[22:16] <@Ampfan> i want you to make sweet love to swimming
[22:16] <donnamartin> 700 people and i don't thnk there was a pool?
[22:16] <Bob511> My town did not have a high school, but pretty sure all the public ones in the county did.
[22:16] <donnamartin> i thikn the swim team used the local acquatic center
[22:17] <besoinensen> it's jason ritter
[22:17] <swimpdentist> wait bob what was speaking of hackers
[22:17] <swimdan> Chipfan
[22:17] <swimmy_yeoman> is his hat that way because it's hydrodynamic
[22:17] <Bob511> Fisher Stevens' EP credit popped up
[22:17] <swimpdentist> oh nice
[22:17] <besoinensen> did it? dang
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[22:17] <jeremy__> That guy is dead at recess
[22:17] <swimmy_yeoman> lol
[22:18] <swimmy_yeoman> Chekov's Dante
[22:18] <swimpdentist> did anyone have anyone at their school who actually looked like that
[22:18] <besoinensen> high school is truly the 9th circle of hell
[22:18] <Trebbers> Like Dante?
[22:18] <swimmy_yeoman> did anyone have anyone at their school who actually looked like any of these people
[22:18] <jeremy__> Some of the teachers
[22:18] <donnamartin> we did, dentist, and kids were shitty about it
[22:18] <Trebbers> He looks like a dude I knew that failed 9th grade 3 times
[22:18] <swimmy_yeoman> omg jeremy
[22:19] <besoinensen> does the audio sound like we're in a big auditorium to anyone else
[22:19] <swimmy_yeoman> that hallway is all hard stony surfaces so maybe...?
[22:19] <swimpdentist> they're skipping class so there's nobody else in the hall
[22:19] <swimpdentist> he can skip because he has so many fans
[22:19] <besoinensen> buffalo billie here
[22:20] <@Ampfan> "i'm a pinfan"
[22:20] <jeremy__> Wow this guy is a hardened criminal.
[22:20] <besoinensen> he's hacking the lock
[22:20] <swimmy_yeoman> lol
[22:20] <kayke> can you pick a combination lock?
[22:20] <jeremy__> Lock Picking Lawyer DEBUNKS Swimfan [430,000 views]
[22:20] <swimdan> half the kids in my school just stuffed folded paper into their lockers so they stayed shut but weren't actually locked
[22:20] <besoinensen> high school kids with 5 o'clock shadow in first period
[22:21] <Trebbers> Also, she's fucked when she locks it again
[22:21] <kayke> pogchamp
[22:21] <swimdan> Pissfan
[22:21] <swimmy_yeoman> excuse me
[22:21] <jeremy__> This guy's a doctor?
[22:21] <swimmy_yeoman> he's old enough to be one
[22:21] <jeremy__> That old man is going to die from those cards
[22:22] <swimdan> he actually gives a pack of those to every patient he has
[22:22] <Trebbers> ahh
[22:22] <besoinensen> yeah, berkeley is real easy to get into
[22:22] <besoinensen> a real safety school
[22:22] <swimmy_yeoman> it'll do i GUESS
[22:22] <Bob511> https://i.imgur.com/O2yKbdx.png
[22:22] <swimpdentist> we're assuming that by "rhode island" she means brown so i feel like she could get in
[22:22] <besoinensen> oh, yeah, maybe
[22:23] <jeremy__> Does he just have a thing that says "fetish" in his locker
[22:23] <donnamartin> is this guy working on his james spader immitation?
[22:23] <swimmy_yeoman> he'd be better at swimming if he didn't bring that heinous old bat
[22:23] <swimdan> below it was just a cutout from a magazine that said "Chicks"
[22:23] <bbm> iceman2002
[22:23] <swimdan> chipmunk laugh
[22:23] <besoinensen> i forget where dante comes into this
[22:24] <swimmy_yeoman> imagine what it sounds like underwater
[22:24] <bbm> is there no one else in this school
[22:24] <jeremy__> This soundtrack
[22:24] <Bob511> "Now that I've demonstrated my safe driving"
[22:24] <swimmy_yeoman> lol
[22:24] <besoinensen> who was that mysterious swimfan lookalike anyway
[22:25] <donnamartin> i can't say i was in the habit of dressing like it was my first office job for class
[22:25] <jeremy__> Are cars still this comically oversized
[22:25] <swimmy_yeoman> maybe she goes to j school
[22:25] <swimdan> way way bigger
[22:25] <Bob511> I think they've gotten bigger.
[22:25] <donnamartin> in the South, yes
[22:25] <swimdan> like literally 2x
[22:25] <besoinensen> sycamore trees
[22:26] <Bob511> Ah, the swim club.
[22:26] <swimmy_yeoman> hehe
[22:26] <Trebbers> iMac knock off
[22:26] <jeremy__> Can't even concentrate on his swimming homework
[22:26] <donnamartin> what is this lamp shade
[22:26] <swimmy_yeoman> lol
[22:26] <swimdan> "Death Note...what the hell?"
[22:26] <kayke> british columbia, eh/
[22:27] <besoinensen> "are those your date cargo pants?"
[22:27] <jeremy__> Yeah dude fix your hair
[22:27] <swimmy_yeoman> frendan brasier
[22:27] <donnamartin> this was an intense time for cargos and fleece
[22:28] <@Ampfan> chris tuh fuh
[22:28] <Trebbers> Mark David Chapman cosplay
[22:28] <swimmy_yeoman> who knew
[22:28] <jeremy__> What part of the house is that? The aqueduct?
[22:28] <besoinensen> if he can hang on for a few more years, those glasses will be in style
[22:28] <donnamartin> honestly the whole house is
[22:28] <swimmy_yeoman> "in the...aqueduct?"
[22:28] <donnamartin> the whole outfit*
[22:28] <donnamartin> wow she's subtle
[22:28] <swimmy_yeoman> she's been diner know
[22:28] <kayke> just because you're staying in an atonement ass house doesn't mean you need to dress like that
[22:29] <besoinensen> is there not some direct to imdb tv sequel to this? it needs a sequel.
[22:29] <swimmy_yeoman> ew
[22:29] <lhs> pool intentions
[22:29] <swimmy_yeoman> l.h.s.
[22:29] <Trebbers> ...
[22:29] <jeremy__> aahahah wow
[22:29] <donnamartin> lhs omg i die
[22:30] <jeremy__> "I'll just date my cousin."
[22:31] <donnamartin> and my uncle works for nintendo
[22:31] <besoinensen> yeah, set her up with your sex predator friend
[22:31] <donnamartin> and my boyfriend lives in niagra falls
[22:32] <@Ampfan> i'm a fan of how he swims so slow
[22:32] <donnamartin> why would he suggest a nekked pool party
[22:32] <donnamartin> no one is this dumb
[22:32] <@Ampfan> to swim, first one must dance
[22:32] <swimmy_yeoman> you can't Ghost a swim
[22:33] <jeremy__> ahahahah amp
[22:33] <swimmy_yeoman> 8 ft that's not far at all
[22:33] <Trebbers> Really padded a 15 foot move to the edge of the pool
[22:33] <@Ampfan> conspicuous bubble
[22:34] <swimdan> it's her first time swimming, she just really wants a pool noodle
[22:34] <besoinensen> just let her drown
[22:34] <swimmy_yeoman> ahh swimdan
[22:34] <lhs> many hours later
[22:34] <donnamartin> no she wants his pool noodle
[22:34] <swimmy_yeoman> his arm is gonna get stuck in there
[22:34] <swimmy_yeoman> nevermind
[22:34] <besoinensen> fingering theme from swimfan
[22:34] <Trebbers> *record scratch
[22:34] <Bob511> Ha
[22:34] <kayke> he has to cheat or she'll drown
[22:34] <besoinensen> fingering SUITE
[22:34] <swimdan> "Come on Ben, haven't you seen Showgirls?"
[22:34] <@Ampfan> loving gets me hot
[22:35] <Trebbers> Just seems so unhygenic to bang in the pool
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[22:35] <@Ampfan> private parts look like raisins
[22:35] <donnamartin> oh yeah seems like a uti waiting to happen
[22:35] <xtn> this movie is so hot
[22:36] <Trebbers> Like, what situation are you leaving the pool custodian
[22:36] <swimmy_yeoman> *camera pans up to a grail shaped beacon atop the house*
[22:36] <jeremy__> I had a lot of friends in high school who worked at the municipal wave pool and they were constantly complaining about people shitting in the pool
[22:37] <Trebbers> oh god
[22:37] <jeremy__> Never heard anything about people fucking in it though.
[22:37] <besoinensen> the government funded a wave pool?
[22:37] <jeremy__> Well it was part of a whole leisure centre.
[22:37] <swimmy_yeoman> he thinks it's "arm-y" like in swimming
[22:37] <Trebbers> studying to see if people would shit in it
[22:37] <besoinensen> frankenstein ass pants
[22:38] <Trebbers> yesssss
[22:38] <swimdan> let fuckin SWIM
[22:38] <jeremy__> This is art
[22:38] == xtn has changed nick to swimfantiaan
[22:38] <Trebbers> Boner creating drag in the pool
[22:38] <Bob511> "Cronin, you seem to be dragging out there for some reason."
[22:38] <swimmy_yeoman> lol
[22:38] <Bob511> Damn it
[22:38] <swimfantiaan> i love hot bros
[22:39] <besoinensen> never fuck before you swim
[22:39] <donnamartin> this guy has watched pretty in pink too much
[22:39] <swimpdentist> especially in the pool you're about to swim in
[22:39] <jeremy__> Always drink and swim
[22:39] <besoinensen> chekhov's camcorder
[22:39] <kayke> this girlfriend is too easy going 
[22:40] <besoinensen> amy grande
[22:40] <swimmy_yeoman> I thought for sure we'd get some Garbage before Bush
[22:41] <jeremy__> Oh nice, the cool water on the face
[22:41] <kayke> the blue bathroom of regret
[22:41] <swimmy_yeoman> just catching up on a lap in the sink
[22:41] <besoinensen> no bush for swimmers
[22:41] <jeremy__> Of course it's a totally natural thing for a swimmer to do
[22:41] <swimmy_yeoman> lol beso
[22:41] <swimpdentist> he likes to use the bathroom with only the night light because it reminds him of the pool
[22:41] <kayke> the yellow hallway of confrontation
[22:41] <besoinensen> how cool can madison be if she's named after the mermaid from splash
[22:42] <donnamartin> how would she have left the in the car they fucked in the pool
[22:42] <swimdan> if this happened to me I would just say I needed to go back to the bathroom
[22:42] <Trebbers> Already a piece of shit, just lean into it and two time your lady for a few months
[22:42] <besoinensen> there's a chat function on the swimming records website?
[22:43] <jeremy__> Jesus Christ
[22:43] <swimmy_yeoman> early days was real wild west
[22:43] <swimdan> the world wide wet
[22:43] <donnamartin> a little know AIM plugin besoin
[22:43] <@Ampfan> u swim?
[22:43] <Trebbers> Swim.net
[22:43] <swimdan> age/swim/location?
[22:43] <Trebbers> ahha
[22:43] <besoinensen> " @}-'-,- "
[22:43] <jeremy__> ahahah
[22:44] <swimfantiaan> no offense obv but fuck "okay"
[22:44] <swimmy_yeoman> excellent
[22:44] <donnamartin> she's like a trex, won't see you if you don't move
[22:44] <swimfantiaan> i will never trust that
[22:44] <besoinensen> she just wants someone to watch ally mcbeal with her
[22:44] <swimmy_yeoman> wait, StaMford?
[22:44] <swimpdentist> WHAT IS THAT
[22:44] <swimmy_yeoman> lol beso
[22:44] <jeremy__> "You swim like someone who recently had sex in the pool."
[22:44] <swimfantiaan> whoa is that really you yeoman
[22:44] <swimfantiaan> i havent seen you in a decade
[22:45] <swimfantiaan> since chris paul beat the spurs
[22:45] <besoinensen> this is dan hedaya's weirdest role
[22:45] <swimmy_yeoman> it is really me
[22:45] <Trebbers> Maybe all his scenes will be sitting
[22:45] <swimfantiaan> its pootis but we just hung that one time
[22:45] <swimfantiaan> but damn glad to see you alive and kickin
[22:45] <swimmy_yeoman> lol hi pootis, likewise
[22:46] <jeremy__> Ahahaha "Who is she?"
[22:46] <kayke> mom just lets anyone in
[22:46] <besoinensen> "purple, huh?"
[22:46] <swimdan> yeah i do this all the time
[22:47] <swimdan> sometimes to people I've never met
[22:47] <besoinensen> swimfan -> swimhater
[22:47] <jeremy__> Nice use of the "crazy person" musical sting
[22:47] <donnamartin> is fucking in the pool considered making love?
[22:48] <Trebbers> lol @ this worm
[22:48] <Trebbers> Etude for Fuckin' in the Pool
[22:48] <swimmy_yeoman> ahee
[22:48] <jeremy__> Was that a gramophone
[22:49] <donnamartin> mopecherto in e flat
[22:49] <swimmy_yeoman> heh
[22:49] <swimdan> I like the look of that dog
[22:50] <jeremy__> The computer sound effects in this are killing it
[22:50] <Bob511> The talking computer in the library.
[22:50] <swimmy_yeoman> another computer: "shhhhh"
[22:50] <Trebbers> uh
[22:50] <jeremy__> Wow imagine having so few emails
[22:50] <swimdan> I feel cheated that my High School's computer didn't talk to me
[22:50] <donnamartin> ben don't click on that
[22:50] <besoinensen> his email is on the swimming records website?
[22:50] <@Ampfan> boobfan
[22:50] <swimdan> also lol yeoman
[22:50] <jeremy__> ahahaha
[22:50] <donnamartin> that's the least sexy sext i've ever seen
[22:50] <@Ampfan> notsafeforswim
[22:50] <swimpdentist> some hacker
[22:50] <jeremy__> Bweeeoooo
[22:51] <swimdan> the FREE facebook of pool sex
[22:51] <swimdan> click here
[22:51] <jeremy__> "Look I have 84 more emails here."
[22:51] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:51] <swimpdentist> all of the music in this is white baseball player walkup songs
[22:52] <swimmy_yeoman> ok now we're gettin' weird
[22:52] <swimdan> "where have the Kennedys gone to now?"
[22:52] <besoinensen> three's company, randy
[22:52] <swimmy_yeoman> i'm not so sure honestly
[22:52] <Trebbers> "I'm randy, also my name is Paul"
[22:52] <jeremy__> ahahaha
[22:52] <besoinensen> (cause that's jason ritter get it)
[22:53] <jeremy__> This white terrycloth hoodie
[22:54] <besoinensen> he hasn't really been clear with her
[22:54] <swimmy_yeoman> old plumbing down here makes weird noises
[22:54] <jeremy__> This editing, wow.
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[22:55] <besoinensen> he did?
[22:55] <donnamartin> i didn't remember the editing
[22:55] <swimpdentist> "yeah!... uh"
[22:55] <swimmy_yeoman> i like to think of this as jumping into adjacent parallel universes each time
[22:55] <donnamartin> it's her kink, besoin
[22:55] <jeremy__> The editing is to disorient you, as though the audience is itself the swim-fan
[22:55] <donnamartin> pool sex and fake i love yous
[22:55] <swimmy_yeoman> favorite Everclear record
[22:55] <swimpdentist> what are the lifetimeiest non-lifetime movies we've seen
[22:55] <swimfantiaan> i think the cat is paying more attention to whats going on than either of u
[22:55] <swimpdentist> this, fear, the good son
[22:55] <swimfantiaan> s
[22:55] <swimpdentist> what else
[22:55] <jeremy__> Oh no
[22:56] <Trebbers> Invisible Child
[22:56] <jeremy__> He's going to get distracted and kill one of these old cretins
[22:56] <swimpdentist> the crush
[22:56] <swimfantiaan> what elsie is there
[22:56] <swimpdentist> i think invisible child was lifetime
[22:56] <swimfantiaan> else
[22:56] <Trebbers> That explains it
[22:56] <swimdan> "Have a good night Mr. Mendelbaum"
[22:56] <swimpdentist> my cat is also not watching
[22:56] <besoinensen> god, i forgot about invisible child
[22:56] <swimfantiaan> this is basically me when im in the er
[22:56] <besoinensen> that's a whoopsie
[22:56] <swimfantiaan> i just have a blanket on my head
[22:57] <swimmy_yeoman> ugh don't toy with us like this, movie
[22:57] <besoinensen> "you'll have to forfeit your $0 salary"
[22:57] <swimmy_yeoman> is the nursing home in the basement of the high school
[22:57] <swimdan> heh
[22:57] <jeremy__> "Well in all honesty it was pretty weird that I as a high school student was handing out medication, so I guess I can't be too upset."
[22:57] <Trebbers> uh
[22:57] <jeremy__> Whoah
[22:57] <donnamartin> this isn't a good way to handle this ben
[22:57] <jeremy__> Wow
[22:58] <swimfantiaan> if you have a security card in a public place you generally have enough job security to not really worry ime
[22:58] <besoinensen> this makes me uncomfortable
[22:58] <swimpdentist> how is their library lit exactly the same as their pool
[22:58] <swimdan> Lymphfan
[22:58] <jeremy__> It's almost like he's the crazy one...
[22:58] <swimmy_yeoman> god damn it swimdan
[22:58] <swimfantiaan> dan never changes(d), apparently, it infuriating
[22:59] <donnamartin> you should def tell your gf in th emiddle of her shift that you cheated on her
[22:59] <besoinensen> he should just sit at one of her tables and leave a note when he pays the bill, along with a massive tip
[22:59] <donnamartin> theme of this movie appears to be don't think with your dick
[23:00] <swimfantiaan> this is what hs was like for me
[23:00] <swimfantiaan> except i was a virgin and stoned and listening to belle and sebastian
[23:00] <donnamartin> amazingly shot scene
[23:00] <swimdan> slow this mother down
[23:00] <jeremy__> It feels like this is about how teenagers are irresponsible/not mentally competent agents, but also everyone is clearly an adult so it's a bit confusing
[23:01] <swimpdentist> we've been trying to figure out what that striped flag is
[23:01] <swimmy_yeoman> same
[23:01] <swimpdentist> maybe christiaan knows
[23:01] <swimpdentist> i think they have a lot of flags where he works
[23:01] <swimpdentist> google says it's yugoslavia's
[23:01] <besoinensen> now he's literally reading catcher
[23:01] <kayke> an apple a day keeps the swim fan away
[23:01] <Trebbers> Wait come on
[23:01] <jeremy__> Quintessential HS experience of morosely eating an apple at a picnic table
[23:01] <swimfantiaan> something about everyone being 28 and about to give up on their acting career makes this really poignant
[23:01] <besoinensen> guess he really is doing chapman cosplay
[23:01] <swimmy_yeoman> heh kayke
[23:02] <swimmy_yeoman> sick ass pool hall really
[23:02] <lhs> this is set in an alt universe with no light bulbs
[23:02] <jeremy__> What's the main character's name again?
[23:02] <kayke> swim
[23:02] <besoinensen> jesse bradford was 22 here!
[23:02] <Trebbers> Looks like they could film a Saw in one of those
[23:02] <Bob511> Ben Cronin
[23:02] <jeremy__> ahahah
[23:02] <swimdan> lol treb
[23:03] <donnamartin> SawFan85
[23:03] <besoinensen> that's the pool custodian
[23:03] <jeremy__> You never want there to be a guy in a suit at the swim meet.
[23:03] <swimmy_yeoman> lol
[23:03] <besoinensen> just got back the cum results
[23:03] <Trebbers> At least they could have got rid of his 5 o'clock shadow
[23:03] <Trebbers> lol donna
[23:03] <swimfantiaan> THREE STRIPES
[23:03] <Bob511> "They matched your urine to a sample taken from the pool."
[23:03] <Bob511> "You know the rules."
[23:03] <@Ampfan> "you'll have to go to another school"
[23:04] <swimpdentist> he's using this scene as an audition for the al pacino role in a community theatre production of the insider
[23:04] <swimmy_yeoman> nice
[23:04] <besoinensen> this doesn't seem like the behavior of a swimfan at all
[23:04] <swimdan> this looks like some kind of underground illegal pool racing ring
[23:04] <jeremy__> Careful, he has roid rage!
[23:04] <swimfantiaan> its actually called sufjan
[23:04] <besoinensen> thanks, announcer
[23:04] <swimdan> I can just picture all the people up top throwing their betting slips after they lose
[23:05] <besoinensen> again??
[23:05] <Bob511> It started with steroids?
[23:05] <swimpdentist> so honestly which has the more outlandish swimming career-destroying plot, this or cyberseduction
[23:05] <jeremy__> "Look, all I have to do is go strangle this lady and then everything will be fine."
[23:05] <besoinensen> lestatfan
[23:06] <swimfantiaan> its great when a set designer has nothing to go off of but their actual apartment
[23:06] <besoinensen> speaking of which, we should watch interview with the vampire
[23:06] <besoinensen> maybe in october
[23:06] <swimfantiaan> kirsten dunst is in that right
[23:06] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:06] <besoinensen> yes
[23:06] <swimpdentist> oh yeah i just saw that last october, pretty bad!
[23:07] <swimmy_yeoman> lol the editing is -back-
[23:07] <swimfantiaan> i love her. she had a membership card at my old bookstore
[23:07] <besoinensen> she's gone full ally mcbeal now
[23:07] <Trebbers> IWTV is on the pile
[23:07] <besoinensen> was he wearing an iron cross necklace
[23:08] <jeremy__> She's listening to Nada Surf
[23:08] <swimmy_yeoman> ahaha
[23:08] <swimfantiaan> loves dingers like any good american boy
[23:08] <besoinensen> why'd he have a bat in his swimming locker
[23:08] <swimfantiaan> dingers
[23:08] <swimmy_yeoman> Josh had it in his locker earlier ... ?
[23:09] <jeremy__> Hmm
[23:09] <swimdan> calm down and get the pool skimmer
[23:09] <Trebbers> that picture
[23:09] <donnamartin> hard cut to funeral
[23:09] <besoinensen> "our sex predator little boy :("
[23:09] <swimfantiaan> every movie death should be a hard cut to their senior photo at their funeral
[23:09] <swimmy_yeoman> lol
[23:10] <Trebbers> Want a youtube comp of hard/smash cuts to funerals and nu-metal mixed
[23:10] <swimmy_yeoman> wait is this actually Chekov's cop
[23:10] <swimdan> they're gonna make him take a Poolygraph test
[23:10] <swimmy_yeoman> ahee
[23:10] <Trebbers> Those sideburns are 2002
[23:10] <Trebbers> didn't last long
[23:11] <lhs> wet'n'wild brown funeral lipstick
[23:11] <swimfantiaan> this is like traditional nyc temp clothing circa 2006
[23:11] <jeremy__> I gotta say, if someone told me not to leave town, I would immediately leave town
[23:11] <swimmy_yeoman> Victory Elegie
[23:11] <donnamartin> ben makes only the worst choices
[23:11] <jeremy__> She's taking performance enhancing drug
[23:11] <jeremy__> s
[23:11] <swimmy_yeoman> yeah, like doesn't he know that jacket is loud?
[23:11] <swimfantiaan> "what if i combined rothko with the scream..."
[23:11] <besoinensen> his b&e jacket
[23:11] <swimfantiaan> [gets 200k from columbia]
[23:11] <swimfantiaan> "i love new york"
[23:12] <besoinensen> busily contaminating all the evidence
[23:12] <swimmy_yeoman> great now his Freddie Prints Jr. are all over that room
[23:12] <swimdan> heh
[23:12] <donnamartin> lol yeoman
[23:13] <swimfantiaan> this literally is what it is like to hang out on the UWS on NYE
[23:13] <lhs> "cronin all washed up"
[23:13] <jeremy__> "Wow I'm so glad to be handling all this stuff."
[23:13] <swimfantiaan> typical bathroom line convo
[23:13] <swimmy_yeoman> tell me Dante has like a secret passage out of his closet
[23:13] <jeremy__> Dante is cool
[23:13] <swimdan> this guy looks like Bruce Banner 10% of the way toward hulking out
[23:14] <swimfantiaan> this guy looks like he wants to post but cant bring himself to do it
[23:14] <swimfantiaan> even after 10 years
[23:14] <swimmy_yeoman> dumb Ben / cool weird Christopher buddy road trip movie sequel
[23:14] <kayke> I got bullied by a guy who looked like this and when I told on him to the art teacher she told me "his dad is european" and didn't do anything
[23:14] <besoinensen> seems kind of far
[23:14] <swimmy_yeoman> fuck
[23:15] <jeremy__> Wow
[23:15] <swimmy_yeoman> (@ kayke)
[23:15] <swimmy_yeoman> wow he drove all the way to the '70s
[23:15] <donnamartin> and europeans...can't bully?
[23:15] <kayke> to be fair, his dad WAS european
[23:15] <swimfantiaan> no euros are just fuckin dumb
[23:15] <lhs> i think it's more like they can't be prosecuted in the US
[23:15] <swimfantiaan> no offense
[23:16] <jeremy__> Diplomatic immunity?
[23:16] <swimfantiaan> jeremy
[23:16] <swimfantiaan> you know better than to get me started.
[23:16] <jeremy__> ahahahah
[23:16] <besoinensen> this guy must have excellent health insurance
[23:16] <swimdan> it's not her fault she was just born with the serial killer gene
[23:17] <swimfantiaan> i have excellent health insurance
[23:17] <kayke> wow, shaming a comatose guy
[23:17] <swimfantiaan> and thats another thing not to get me started on rn
[23:17] <swimfantiaan> jesus christ
[23:17] <kayke> he can't hear you, nurse rachet
[23:17] <swimfantiaan> what a horrible country
[23:17] <jeremy__> "He can breathe okay, as long as nobody unplugs him."
[23:17] <Trebbers> ahh
[23:17] <swimmy_yeoman> Lion In A Coma
[23:17] <Bob511> Rolesville?
[23:17] <swimdan> the hell kind of town is called Rolesville
[23:18] <besoinensen> good thing he was in new york
[23:18] <donnamartin> i mean he kind of has an alibi?
[23:18] <jeremy__> Remember having to have quarters.
[23:18] <jeremy__> That sucked
[23:18] <kayke> lol master of disguise
[23:18] <Trebbers> Dialing a code to use long distance and it never worked the first time
[23:18] <besoinensen> dr. 17 year old
[23:18] <kayke> no one will notice
[23:19] <donnamartin> Dr. SwimFan, MD
[23:19] <besoinensen> "you, with the beach waves!"
[23:19] <swimdan> lol
[23:19] <swimmy_yeoman> ha
[23:19] <kayke> just a regular doctor, nothing to see here, not a child
[23:19] <jeremy__> ahahaha
[23:19] <besoinensen> pretty clever, ben
[23:20] <Bob511> A Miller, but which?
[23:20] <@Ampfan> Her hair is going to get caught in someone's incision
[23:20] <kayke> maybe this is why she wears those boring skirts, so she can pretend to be a doctor at any moment
[23:21] <swimdan> I cant tell if he disappeared or if that was just the editing again
[23:21] <Trebbers> Movie trying hard to get to 85 min
[23:21] <jeremy__> Jumpcuts
[23:21] <swimdan> one of the movie's big hurdles that it's struggling to overcome is that not every building has a pool in it
[23:21] <swimmy_yeoman> lololol
[23:21] <jeremy__> Ahahahahaha
[23:21] <swimdan> great face
[23:22] <besoinensen> how does this help you, ben
[23:22] <donnamartin> ben, ffs
[23:22] <swimdan> pRRRIZZZon
[23:22] <kayke> don't love this vibe
[23:22] <kayke> don't love this for him
[23:22] <swimmy_yeoman> they're just so good for each other
[23:22] <besoinensen> i hate that slap
[23:22] <swimmy_yeoman> oof
[23:22] <swimdan> nice, got him on video assaulting her
[23:23] <Trebbers> derek has a new look
[23:23] <jeremy__> The perfect crime
[23:23] <kayke> a mommy hug
[23:23] <kayke> how can you arrest a guy who's getting a mommy hug?
[23:23] <Trebbers> A cop apologise?
[23:23] <Trebbers> Come on
[23:23] <jeremy__> At least he can still make a living on the lucrative professional swimmer circuit
[23:23] <swimmy_yeoman> first the comprehensive health care and now that
[23:24] <swimmy_yeoman> ah the old 4141 to Rolesville
[23:24] <besoinensen> what?
[23:24] <swimmy_yeoman> man he is so good at that stoopid face
[23:25] <Trebbers> bwah
[23:25] <jeremy__> Did she murder a police officer? I kind of couldn't follow that scene
[23:25] <Trebbers> 2
[23:25] <swimmy_yeoman> two
[23:25] <jeremy__> Sonic Youth poster ahahaha
[23:25] <kayke> leave this girl alone, let her go to rhode island or whatever
[23:25] <swimmy_yeoman> Pool Thing
[23:25] <swimdan> I guess she managed to unholster his gun, take the safety off and aim and shoot both officers with cuff on
[23:25] <donnamartin> you're everything i neeeded
[23:25] <Trebbers> Multiple placements of things for The Churchills
[23:25] <donnamartin> so tell me what to do girl
[23:25] <donnamartin> cuase i want.you.back
[23:26] <besoinensen> she's an easy sell
[23:26] <donnamartin> stealing backstreet boys lyrics, real smooth
[23:26] <jeremy__> Maybe she should wait until the painkillers wear off before making any big decisions
[23:26] <swimfantiaan> i havent paid attention at all
[23:26] <swimfantiaan> but i assume its this guys fault
[23:26] <swimpdentist> is she convalescing at his house
[23:27] <jeremy__> Yeah wait, why is she there
[23:27] <swimmy_yeoman> apparently
[23:27] <swimmy_yeoman> a more realistic depiction of American health care, I suppose
[23:27] <swimfantiaan> this is me every time im smoking weed in cobble hill
[23:27] <swimfantiaan> i knmow im allowed but im still scared
[23:27] <jeremy__> ahahahah
[23:28] <jeremy__> Trophy hit could only have been better if it happened in the conservatory
[23:28] <lhs> was that a kraft single next to her on the floor
[23:28] <Trebbers> Call the police
[23:28] <swimfantiaan> i cant deal with the cuts
[23:28] <swimmy_yeoman> omg lhs it just might have been
[23:28] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:28] <besoinensen> that was better without the question mark
[23:28] <swimmy_yeoman> "what? you know I don't chew!"
[23:28] <kayke> call me, beep me, if you wanna kill me
[23:29] <besoinensen> his pager sounds like a drone turning on
[23:29] <swimfantiaan> lhs actually asked for kraft singles for pasta like two days ago
[23:29] <besoinensen> "maps!"
[23:29] <kayke> maaaps
[23:29] <swimmy_yeoman> wait,
[23:29] <swimfantiaan> lol
[23:29] <jeremy__> Good thing he's on steroids
[23:29] <swimmy_yeoman> phew
[23:29] <Trebbers> ahh
[23:29] <swimdan> the goldeneye chopping noise as she hits the water
[23:29] <jeremy__> ahahahah dan
[23:29] <swimfantiaan> im sorry thats so funny to me
[23:30] <besoinensen> was she unconscious when she went in the water?
[23:30] <jeremy__> ahahahah fucking hell
[23:30] <swimmy_yeoman> lol of course
[23:30] <Trebbers> the silliest shit
[23:30] <donnamartin> erika christiansen has a great scream
[23:30] <swimmy_yeoman> yeah she's, well, killing it
[23:30] <kayke> has he been wearing the same jeans this whole film?
[23:30] <jeremy__> Doesn't she have a gun?
[23:30] <swimpdentist> he shouldn't have taught her how to swim!
[23:30] <jeremy__> Why is she waving an oar at him
[23:30] <swimfantiaan> this scene is amazing
[23:31] <swimmy_yeoman> he had some righteous formal cargo pants earlier
[23:31] <besoinensen> i followed erika christensen on instagram an hour before the movie
[23:31] <jeremy__> "Hey! No horseplay!"
[23:31] <besoinensen> a real overisght that i wasn't following her already
[23:31] <swimmy_yeoman> lol jeremy
[23:31] <besoinensen> *oversight
[23:31] <swimfantiaan> if they replaced the score with nelly itd be a totally different movie rn
[23:31] <swimdan> the only thing that explains this editing is that they accidently dropped some of the footage in the pool and had to scrap it
[23:31] <donnamartin> you'd think a swim fan would have learned to swim
[23:31] <swimmy_yeoman> that's the thing about toxic fandom
[23:31] <besoinensen> she was serious about not being able to swim?
[23:31] <jeremy__> I guess it's a good thing he's such a bad teacher
[23:31] <kayke> she should just stand on the rolly chair
[23:31] <swimmy_yeoman> ha kayke
[23:32] <swimpdentist> IS THIS THE SAME POOL
[23:32] <swimmy_yeoman> lol
[23:32] <lhs> more importantly, is it the same water
[23:32] <Trebbers> haunted now
[23:33] <swimmy_yeoman> eight inch sails
[23:33] <swimfantiaan> this is how i feel in brooklyn
[23:33] <swimpdentist> wow
[23:33] <besoinensen> uh, okay
[23:33] <swimdan> after credits scene of the janitor having to clean up the body
[23:33] <kayke> "hey"
[23:33] <donnamartin> uh, movie over
[23:33] <@Ampfan> drivefan
[23:33] <donnamartin> no resolution
[23:33] <jeremy__> Wow
[23:33] <@Ampfan> hi, babe
[23:33] <swimmy_yeoman> the cruelest cut of all
[23:33] <jeremy__> That ending
[23:33] <Trebbers> Movie had a hard out
[23:33] <jeremy__> Big Man
[23:33] <swimdan> Music Nerd
[23:33] <jeremy__> Music Nerd
[23:33] <swimdan> Party Guy
[23:33] <donnamartin> do you think they meant to attach the ending and just forgot in editing?
[23:34] <swimmy_yeoman> also dropped in the pool, I'm afraid
[23:34] <swimpdentist> i love movies where the last line is just "hey"
[23:34] <jeremy__> I dunno, everything else in the movie was so deliberate
[23:34] <swimfantiaan> ken ishii?
[23:34] <besoinensen> i think this movie is fine aside from ben hitting swimfan
[23:34] <swimmy_yeoman> yeah we don't hit c'mon
[23:34] <swimdan> I wish his dog had gotten in the pool
[23:34] <jeremy__> I thought it was gonna do some "Who's the real monster" stuff but it dropped that pretty quick when she started poisoning people
[23:35] <swimfantiaan> everyone was pretty hot iirc
[23:35] <swimmy_yeoman> yeah, hot cast
[23:35] <swimfantiaan> kinda want another burrito after that
[23:35] <besoinensen> swimfan had too have poisoned his dog in a deleted scene
[23:35] <jeremy__> I liked the weird cousin
[23:35] <besoinensen> *had to
[23:35] <swimfantiaan> g
[23:35] <jeremy__> I feel like maybe nothing from that movie was deleted
[23:35] <swimmy_yeoman> yeah, dog conveniently not there to alert them about her being in the house at the end
[23:35] <swimpdentist> apparently the dvd version of this starts with a PSA about the dangers of ecstasy
[23:36] <swimfantiaan> omg
[23:36] <kayke> "Jesus Swims"
[23:36] <jeremy__> ahahahah
[23:36] <swimdan> hey Yeoman got a writing credit
[23:36] <swimpdentist> so it is a good thing i put on the file from the dropbox rather than just putting on the dvd, which i own
[23:36] <swimfantiaan> lhs said i can have the other half of her burrito
[23:36] <jeremy__> Roll Over And Play Dead (Dog Theme From "Swimfan")
[23:36] <swimdan> on Fuck The Goddamn World
[23:36] <swimfantiaan> what a good ending
[23:36] <swimmy_yeoman> whoa
[23:36] <besoinensen> thanks to michael douglas for popularizing this crazy woman narrative
[23:36] <@Ampfan> thank you Michael Douglas
[23:36] <Trebbers> Very special thanks to Michael Douglas
[23:36] <Trebbers> hah
[23:36] <swimpdentist> did we ever figure out what flag that was
[23:36] <kayke> a very new jersey film
[23:37] <jeremy__> That really happened
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[22:14] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:14] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:14] <@Trebbers> 1
[22:14] <dan2> E A T
[22:15] <dan2> The (Night)Breeders
[22:15] <@Trebbers> Just gets to it
[22:15] <donnamartin> does everyone have sound on their copy
[22:15] <@Trebbers> yes
[22:15] <Amp> made of goo
[22:15] <kayke> wow, this gritty reboot of the chuck e cheese band is intense
[22:15] <@Trebbers> What player are you using, donna
[22:15] <@Trebbers> ?
[22:15] <Amp> I am 4 Real
[22:16] <donnamartin> can i get a time check?
[22:16] <dan2> 1:55
[22:16] <dan2> 2:00
[22:17] <donnamartin> sorry, have we passed 3?
[22:17] <@Trebbers> Shapiro Glickenhaus
[22:17] <dan2> coming up in 10 secs
[22:17] <dan2> 3:00 now
[22:17] <@Trebbers> 3:00
[22:17] <donnamartin> ty. vlc and i were not getting along tonight
[22:17] <dan2> Price is Right font is an intersting choice
[22:18] <@Trebbers> Lovingly photographing these rental cars
[22:18] <donnamartin> A+ wig work give this guy an oscar
[22:18] <donnamartin> i think he stole that from the set of eternal flame
[22:19] <@Trebbers> Reading the newspaper in half-darkness
[22:20] <@Trebbers> An all time shitflix look
[22:20] <donnamartin> waiting for A Talking Cat to show up
[22:21] <donnamartin> woah, teach is gonna head out on a yatch after this
[22:21] <Bob511> Are police detectives substitute teaching now?
[22:21] <kayke> buff nerd alert
[22:21] <kayke> show more buff nerd
[22:22] <Amp> nobody talks about evil anymore
[22:22] <donnamartin> some real joe rogan energy here
[22:22] <kayke> is it evil to be in high school at age 35?
[22:22] <kayke> "they're the adults" says an adult
[22:22] <dan2> head leaning back into my two hands was my default stance through high school classes
[22:22] <@Trebbers> "Isn't it time you dropped out and started working in the mill?"
[22:23] <kayke> a good tyme fa once!
[22:23] <donnamartin> the teacher got his costume from the tom selleck collection
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Worst physics teacher ever
[22:23] <dan2> lol
[22:25] <@Trebbers> sick
[22:25] <kayke> if janie jumps off a bridge, I guess it's okay
[22:25] <dan2> looks like the corpse of the Mask
[22:25] <donnamartin> this lady stormed the capitol 30 years later, right?
[22:25] <kayke> why does the skull have a nose
[22:26] <@Trebbers> "Look at how these demons play the xylophone on their own ribs!"
[22:26] <kayke> "bring a bucket and mop for this wet ass pussy"
[22:26] <dan2> lol treb
[22:27] <dan2> no small town in the country has ever had the mayor champion poetry
[22:27] <dan2> possibly some limmericks
[22:28] <donnamartin> awww they coordinated outfits
[22:28] <@Trebbers> Like she has too much sleeve and he has too little
[22:29] <kayke> denim... evil?
[22:29] <donnamartin> is he gonna break into son?
[22:29] <donnamartin> song*
[22:29] <dan2> somebody get this guy a stripper pole
[22:30] <@Trebbers> Really high effort acting here
[22:30] == autarch [webchat@cloak-b1ntmd72.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has joined #hpnmovieseries
[22:30] <dan2> just random paint sitting out
[22:30] <autarch> gimme a T!!
[22:30] <@Trebbers> 16:15
[22:30] <dan2> 16:30
[22:30] <@Trebbers> 16:30
[22:31] <autarch> it's slow loading
[22:31] <autarch> gimme 17:10
[22:31] <autarch> it's slow loading
[22:31] <autarch> gimme 17:10
[22:31] <donnamartin> oh no i walked away, what'd i miss
[22:31] <dan2> 17:10
[22:31] <@Trebbers> 17:10
[22:31] <dan2> wow, talk about a warm color
[22:31] <autarch> ty
[22:31] <@Trebbers> I guess people are still upset
[22:31] <autarch> what's happened so far
[22:32] <dan2> buff nerd still wearing the same clothes
[22:32] <@Trebbers> A band is going to play this small ass town, and everybody is upset
[22:32] <dan2> the parents are
[22:32] <dan2> these kids who are older than the teacher are all for it
[22:33] <donnamartin> wow great 10 min class
[22:34] <donnamartin> can we discuss tank top boy
[22:34] <dan2> damn he's a nasty nerd
[22:34] <@Trebbers> Love that he sounds like a goon
[22:36] <autarch> don juann
[22:37] <donnamartin> i think i need a silver leather duster
[22:37] <autarch> axiom from DKR
[22:37] <dan2> might want to wait until he opens that trenchcoat, mayor
[22:38] <Amp> the music sounds nice and the kids have finished all their spaghetti and meat balls
[22:38] <autarch> mixing here is weird
[22:38] <donnamartin> calm down columbo
[22:38] <@Trebbers> lol
[22:39] <dan2> oldest trick in the book
[22:39] <dan2> I heard Air Supply did this same thing
[22:39] <dan2> killing goats and cutting themselves onstage as soon as the parents left
[22:40] <donnamartin> someone really blew threw the sweater budget
[22:41] <dan2> uh oh, backwards chair sitting incoming
[22:41] <kayke> did emerson ever wear a racer back tank top?
[22:41] <dan2> get real, he's roast your sorry ass
[22:41] <donnamartin> tony is about two seconds from asking for some proschutte
[22:42] <@Trebbers> How many pipes do you need
[22:43] <@Trebbers> TONY TONY TONY
[22:44] <@Trebbers> Hoisted by the taint
[22:46] <autarch> this guy loves to wear tan
[22:46] <autarch> what
[22:46] <autarch> perfect iron pumping music
[22:46] <donnamartin> is that big pusys?
[22:46] <@Trebbers> oh man
[22:46] <kayke> lmao is this... my dad?
[22:47] <Amp> "what's dis? an ear? you queer"
[22:47] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:47] <dan2> hard to argue with that logic
[22:47] <donnamartin> we're ear! we're queer!
[22:47] <donnamartin> sweet record
[22:48] <autarch> lol
[22:48] <dan2> these limited run licorice pressings never really worked out
[22:48] <autarch> WHAT DAA F UUUCK
[22:48] <donnamartin> ahahaha
[22:48] <@Trebbers> ahahah
[22:48] <kayke> gaba-ghoul!
[22:48] <autarch> aamaziing sequence
[22:48] <dan2> ahah
[22:48] <@Trebbers> ahhah kayke
[22:49] <autarch> lol kayke
[22:49] <donnamartin> ahahah kayke
[22:49] <dan2> "Please, you can kill me, but no gay stuff, capice?
[22:49] <@Trebbers> Too late
[22:49] <donnamartin> take my soul leave the cannoli
[22:50] <dan2> damn, they ate pussy
[22:50] <donnamartin> lol
[22:50] <donnamartin> wait his cabinets only have doors on one side
[22:51] <donnamartin> there's no way that guy isn't blasting ELO and the eagles constantly
[22:51] <dan2> lol
[22:51] <autarch> true
[22:51] <donnamartin> you're telling me doesn't own every steely dan pressing?
[22:52] <@Trebbers> Sometimes you need to play a show and develop photos
[22:53] <autarch> ajajhhahha
[22:53] <kayke> he gives off final fantasy summon energy
[22:53] <donnamartin> yeah that's a gif
[22:53] <autarch> when the weed hits
[22:54] <dan2> I guess those 4 guys who turned into jerky were just really vibing and the rest of the audience wasn't feeling it
[22:54] <Bob511> Aggressive street-teaming.
[22:55] <@Trebbers> My thoughts are sick, my aim is true
[22:55] <donnamartin> booty call oboe theme from black roses
[22:55] <kayke> come off it percilla
[22:57] <autarch> get her ass
[22:58] <dan2> imagine you're one of the kids who became skeletons and you have to come home and hide it from your parents
[22:58] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:58] <@Trebbers> uh
[22:59] <dan2> what a mood
[22:59] <@Trebbers> Well with a body that good, the face must be great
[22:59] <autarch> lol
[23:00] <dan2> kid reading his lines better than his dad
[23:00] <Bob511> "Are you still right in front of me?"
[23:00] <donnamartin>  uhhh
[23:00] <@Trebbers> Bridge until 2am?
[23:00] <@Trebbers> Come on
[23:00] <dan2> they go HARD
[23:01] <donnamartin> why is this scene set up like a porn
[23:01] <dan2> sometimes you just have leftover scenes from your porn movie that you can pad out your other movies with
[23:01] <@Trebbers> Mom is the same age as tony
[23:03] <dan2> just noticing now how wicked this wallpaper is
[23:03] <@Trebbers> I dooOOOO
[23:03] <Amp> strip go fish
[23:03] <kayke> strip magic the gathering
[23:03] <donnamartin> strip settlers of catan
[23:04] <donnamartin> wow fast game of gin there
[23:04] <autarch> that song
[23:04] <@Trebbers> fuck
[23:04] <autarch> is that kurtwood?
[23:04] <@Trebbers> No
[23:04] <dan2> jeez, you can just ask for the comics sections next time
[23:04] <Amp> oh tina
[23:05] <kayke> she took her bra off before her gloves?
[23:05] <kayke> someone isn't good at this game
[23:05] <autarch> obvi
[23:05] <dan2> maybe there are some really risky gambits you can go for in strip-gaming
[23:06] <kayke> let them write about songs like in that movie
[23:06] <kayke> that teacher really got through to those kids
[23:08] <kayke> a whole school of cool guys
[23:08] <dan2> soundtrack made me think the 5 o clock news was starting
[23:10] <autarch> o shit
[23:10] <@Trebbers> lol
[23:11] <autarch> she's like a phish head
[23:13] <dan2> I like to picture this guy hanging out in the library leaning like that all the time
[23:14] <@Trebbers> Lets make blood city?
[23:14] <kayke> his eyes are hardboiled eggs
[23:14] <dan2> lets make blood titty
[23:14] <donnamartin> love to watch myself rub my tits?
[23:14] <donnamartin> or is this more of that porn padding?
[23:14] <@Trebbers> What is the score doing
[23:15] <donnamartin> helping her stay in rhythm
[23:15] <dan2> half industrial/half circus music
[23:15] <donnamartin> oh okay tit rubbing interlute is over
[23:15] <autarch> shot coulda been longer
[23:15] <dan2> crucial scene
[23:15] <dan2> without it the entire film just falls apart
[23:16] <autarch> man
[23:16] <kayke> beat his ass with some paper mache
[23:21] <autarch> who?
[23:21] <@Trebbers> Love that this guy is acting like he's in the most serious movie
[23:21] <dan2> "Could you repeat that, it sounds like your phone is from 1923?"
[23:22] <dan2> how comes all the rock music I listened to growing up never made me more attracted to older men
[23:23] <@Trebbers> hmm
[23:24] <@Trebbers> goddamn
[23:24] <autarch> lol
[23:25] <dan2> did it just puke out a grapefruit?
[23:25] <donnamartin> aww that poor hairless cat
[23:25] <kayke> the clacking on linoleum
[23:27] <@Trebbers> Damian is now going to debut his stand up set
[23:28] <kayke> extra in the headband is selling it
[23:29] <dan2> wasn't really the most calculated plan
[23:29] <donnamartin> oh no it's ralph lauren v the punks
[23:30] <autarch> right said fred?
[23:30] <@Trebbers> fuck yes
[23:31] <dan2> so...he turned into the little monster from Bubble Bobble?
[23:32] <@Trebbers> Just straight up put a wrestling match in this
[23:33] <dan2> dedication to their craft that they keep playing through this
[23:33] <donnamartin> oh no, Kotter's on fire
[23:35] <kayke> ebil
[23:35] <donnamartin> oh okay then
[23:35] <Amp> AC/B+
[23:35] <@Trebbers> yeah
[23:35] <dan2> I'm loud, rude, and really crude
[23:36] <donnamartin> song loop restarted
[23:36] <@Trebbers> "Biff"
[23:37] <@Trebbers> Bang Tango
[23:37] <kayke> music, is it evil? yes.
[23:37] <kayke> special thanks to demons and devils
[23:38] <dan2> goodnight darkness worshippers
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:27 am

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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 24, 2021 11:36 am

Bump!
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Aug 24, 2021 4:48 pm

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edit: I'm a dumbass and forgot to refresh. NEVERMIND
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 24, 2021 5:54 pm

Hell yeah, no probs with the file.

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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:58 pm

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[22:14] <Trebbers> 3
[22:14] <Trebbers> 2
[22:15] <Trebbers> 1
[22:15] <besoin> the hulk nebula
[22:15] <Trebbers> Already with the goofy font
[22:15] <besoin> the nickelodeon nebula
[22:15] <bs> that's what you see when hulk gets horny in a hottub
[22:15] <besoin> the mask nebula
[22:15] <Trebbers> But this, this is sick as hell
[22:16] <besoin> i had to stream from dropbox since i downloaded the wrong movie, and the stream just crapped out
[22:16] <dan2> Molina should get a nebula named after him
[22:16] <besoin> so i'll need time in a bit
[22:16] <Trebbers> no prob
[22:16] <dan2> damn there actually is someone named Whip
[22:16] <dan2> I owe Robert Zemeckis an apology
[22:16] <Trebbers> So close to sandwich
[22:17] <bs> lesser giger
[22:17] <lhs> edward scissorhands-ass score
[22:17] <Trebbers> Would be funny if Joe I. Was Paul F.'s brother
[22:18] <dan2> the writer of Just One of the Guys
[22:19] <Trebbers> Enormous goodwill for that movie from childhood me
[22:19] <kayke> why she in the suicide squad jail?
[22:19] <Trebbers> obvious reasons
[22:19] <besoin> yeah, definitely a few frames burned into my memory
[22:20] <Bob8472> I forget, is this how Lassie (1994) ended?
[22:20] <bs> lighten up gandhi
[22:20] <besoin> time?
[22:20] <Trebbers> 5:20
[22:20] <kayke> oh no her voice is going to get all squeaky
[22:20] <Trebbers> 5:30
[22:20] <dan2> "What shift you workin' today Joe?" "Oh, I'm on cyanide duty again."
[22:20] <bs> lol
[22:20] <besoin> can i get 6
[22:20] <Trebbers> yes
[22:20] <dan2> comin up in 20 secons
[22:21] <dan2> 6:00
[22:21] <besoin> thanks
[22:21] <besoin> did not know michelle williams was in this
[22:21] <kayke> the tiger is out of the cage! Yes! YES!
[22:21] <Trebbers> "She seems to hate the smell of farts. Interesting."
[22:21] <Amp> lol
[22:21] <lhs> get her some oxy
[22:21] <dan2> FDA doesn't want you to know that cyanide gas is actually really good for you
[22:22] <dan2> lots of vitamins
[22:22] <Amp> this Dawson's Creek prequel is weird
[22:22] <Trebbers> ah
[22:22] <kayke> boopies?
[22:22] <dan2> The Leprechaun?
[22:22] <kayke> dang. got em
[22:23] <bs> teaching him yoga
[22:23] <Trebbers> What is this voice
[22:23] <besoin> did i miss anything in the first 5 mins
[22:23] <dan2> nope
[22:23] <besoin> i want to understand all the nuances of the plot
[22:24] <Bob8472> She didn't want to wait for her life to be over, and escaped.
[22:24] <besoin> heh
[22:24] <kayke> she's learning capitalism
[22:24] <dan2> a title card said SETI is looking for aliens, and then it cut to this lady sleeping in Ben Kingsley's terrarium
[22:24] <besoin> this is one bustling train station
[22:25] <Trebbers> Have comically oversized jean jackets ever been a look
[22:25] <kayke> "cool free ipad"
[22:25] <besoin> absolutely
[22:25] <besoin> late 80s
[22:26] <Trebbers> What a clean train
[22:26] <Bob8472> Exfoliation is important.
[22:26] <kayke> need a plate for a banana?
[22:26] <besoin> she's gonna need to steal a ton of C batteries
[22:27] <Trebbers> Heaven help her if she stole a Game Gear
[22:27] <besoin> i shoplifted like 100 batteries for my shoplifted game gear
[22:27] <besoin> the year of our lord 1992
[22:28] <Amp> "She could be in any one of the five boroughs... Brooklyn, Queens, The Bronx..."
[22:28] <dan2> dang
[22:28] <besoin> how did forest whitaker get away with playing himself in every movie
[22:28] <dan2> by being cool i think
[22:29] <dan2> Gieger called in sick one day so they just had to shoot some worms
[22:29] <besoin> just like puberty for me
[22:30] <lhs> must have been shrimp in that pudding
[22:30] <kayke> this is what happens when you eat banana peels
[22:30] == donnamartin [webchat@cloak-h299wv4t.washdc.fios.verizon.net] has joined #hpnmovieseries
[22:30] <Amp> great effects
[22:30] <donnamartin> well, i completely lost track of time.
[22:30] <Amp> welcome!
[22:30] <Trebbers> No problem
[22:30] <Trebbers> 15:45
[22:30] <Amp> prepare to species'd
[22:30] <besoin> all you've missed is amtrak product placement
[22:30] <donnamartin> movie is still downloading but will check in in just a second
[22:31] <Amp> "the same reason: we all got paid"
[22:31] <Trebbers> Gotcha
[22:31] <Amp> Love Young Molina
[22:31] <Trebbers> Molina's eyebrows are incredible
[22:31] <dan2> unfortunately for lhs Forest seems to be able to naturally pitch his voice down about 10db
[22:31] <lhs> this cast is the midpoint on a final destination sequel/pureflix spectrum
[22:32] <besoin> forest's timbre
[22:32] <dan2> heh
[22:32] <Trebbers> ha
[22:32] <donnamartin> are we at 20?
[22:32] <lhs> fortunately this file has subtitles
[22:32] <Trebbers> no
[22:32] <Trebbers> 1715
[22:32] <besoin> 17:15
[22:32] <dan2> thought he said "freelance illusionist"
[22:32] <bs> same
[22:32] <donnamartin> woah the eyebrows
[22:32] <Amp> time was least kind to Madsen
[22:32] <Trebbers> Yeah, looks good pretty lean
[22:33] <donnamartin> that haircut isn't doing much
[22:33] <Amp> "you're not my mom" SLUUUUURP
[22:33] <besoin> dawson's freak
[22:33] <Trebbers> ah
[22:33] <donnamartin> sorry, can i get one more time check
[22:33] <bs> she turned into a ren faire turkey leg
[22:33] <kayke> time to run screaming
[22:33] <dan2> 18:30
[22:33] <besoin> in this universe amtrak is clean and efficient but nevertheless you get eaten by an alien
[22:34] <Trebbers> Always tradeoffs
[22:34] <Bob8472> Quite the feature film debut.
[22:34] <kayke> we sent them a bitcoin
[22:34] <donnamartin> i last saw this movie in 1997? with my mom and best friend on my living room couch
[22:35] <donnamartin> not sure what my mom was thinking
[22:35] <Trebbers> She likes t&a and gore like everybody else
[22:35] <Amp> hell yea
[22:36] <besoin> the aliens are conservative christians
[22:36] <Amp> "And this is why I'm pro-life"
[22:36] <donnamartin> didn't they watch jurassic park?
[22:37] <besoin> they're letting molina be english
[22:37] <besoin> that's a rare one
[22:37] <besoin> what an amazing empath
[22:37] <kayke> gas up
[22:37] <besoin> "no, i love gassing teenage girls"
[22:37] <lhs> calm down, kpax
[22:38] <besoin> "you'll find...many...pudding cups"
[22:38] <lhs> this guy really fills out david byrne's suit
[22:39] <bs> man, madsen and sizemore are like the same person
[22:39] <donnamartin> lol
[22:39] <donnamartin> oh  man, kpax
[22:39] <bs> lotta crime went on in that train
[22:39] <besoin> tomorrow she'll be 40 and the cameras won't want to point at her
[22:39] <dan2> dang
[22:39] <besoin> was that egg?
[22:40] <besoin> jesus, this guy
[22:41] <kayke> maybe she's going to do a tough mudder
[22:41] <besoin> heh
[22:42] <besoin> well that was a dumb exchange
[22:42] <Amp> they might notice an alien idk
[22:42] <donnamartin> damn kids and their rock and roll
[22:42] <lhs> they'll notice a bride with a fanny pack for sure
[22:43] <lhs> oh i was joking about that outfit but here we are
[22:43] <donnamartin> lol i thought i was still behind the time stamp
[22:43] <bs> she then became the lead singer of babes in toyland
[22:43] <besoin> millennium biltmore again
[22:43] <donnamartin> there should be a willenium biltmore
[22:44] <besoin> why does kingsley look like don johnson's dirty uncle
[22:44] <lhs> i really want them to debate free will and either die by rube goldberg or accept jesus
[22:44] <donnamartin> i'm kind of into this wedding dress
[22:45] <dan2> huh, I think I'd want to have my wedding in that last store
[22:45] <besoin> she bought that dress because she missed her quinceanera on the train
[22:45] <lhs> heh
[22:45] <kayke> lol
[22:45] <Amp> lol
[22:45] <Trebbers> ah
[22:45] <besoin> "the ladies on tv look like me"
[22:45] <donnamartin> pretty sure this is in the window at zara
[22:46] <Amp> lolll
[22:46] <kayke> oh no she's learning kissing... and if her understanding of that is anything like her understanding of money...
[22:46] <donnamartin> how does making another dangerous alien creature they couldn't contain before help them?
[22:46] <besoin> the epstein-barr virus will kill her
[22:46] <dan2> why'd Kingsley decide to give them the tour now?
[22:47] <bs> because if they make another one, they might kiss
[22:47] <besoin> entering the snickubator
[22:48] <lhs> how will we see boobs if they get the top back on
[22:48] <Amp> oopsie dasie
[22:48] <Trebbers> ha
[22:48] <lhs> that's what happened when i had to use a french press
[22:48] <besoin> no shit, empath
[22:49] <kayke> I'm pretty sure they sell those at ikea
[22:49] <besoin> i mean, was that thing going to be contained even with the bolts on?
[22:50] <donnamartin> this seems poorly thought out
[22:50] <bs> it might have been annoyed to death
[22:50] <Trebbers> burn his ass
[22:50] <Amp> "okay, now flamethrow yourself"
[22:50] <besoin> killed like a house centipede
[22:50] <Trebbers> Those are under every bed in Australia
[22:51] <donnamartin> why not let them out when this all started and then blow up the room?
[22:51] <lhs> was that so hard
[22:51] <besoin> i mean, that little door can contain this thing?
[22:51] <Amp> the man loves his protocol
[22:52] <donnamartin> that was the least tense scene ever
[22:52] <donnamartin> he could have just let them out
[22:52] <bs> how was he not at all creepy there
[22:52] <donnamartin> yeah truly surprising
[22:52] <kayke> he just wants to run a hotel
[22:53] <besoin> i like this song
[22:53] <Trebbers> "I'm down on your knee"?
[22:53] <donnamartin> like that her clubwear is sensible sweater and jeans
[22:53] <kayke> gonna go pee in his rum and coke
[22:54] <lhs> and fanny pack
[22:54] <besoin> the heck
[22:54] <Trebbers> Just some light spotting
[22:54] <dan2> fantastic cut
[22:54] <donnamartin> oh no she ruined the dress
[22:54] <kayke> enhance
[22:54] <besoin> the id
[22:55] <lhs> i hate the pomplamoose guy
[22:55] <besoin> "back off, we're the superfriends"
[22:55] <kayke> storm the club
[22:56] <donnamartin> so...why did she murder the one girl?
[22:56] <Bob8472> To get the guy.
[22:56] <bs> but then she someone hotter
[22:56] <besoin> no way she eats a guy who drives a 3 series
[22:56] <donnamartin> isn't that a different guy?
[22:56] <kayke> i think she stole her mojo
[22:57] <besoin> this guy burgles sharper images for a living
[22:57] <Bob8472> Ha
[22:57] <donnamartin> lol
[22:57] <Amp> why does this rich guy look like that
[22:57] <besoin> trust fund
[22:57] <donnamartin> love some full frontal creep dick
[22:58] <Trebbers> Man, America really needed this after Oklahoma City
[22:58] <kayke> maybe he's a street magician
[22:58] <donnamartin> wait is this kriss angel, mindfreak?
[22:58] <Amp> tonguefreak
[22:58] <kayke> kriss angel mindfreak would never have sex
[22:59] <kayke> he's too pure
[22:59] <Trebbers> oh man
[22:59] <donnamartin> RIP mindfreak
[22:59] <bs> cancelled
[22:59] <besoin> this looks like the house from get shorty
[22:59] <donnamartin> one guy and a gun seems like a bad approach
[23:00] <lhs> excuse me there is a drought
[23:00] <besoin> i have no idea what molina's and helgenberger's roles are here
[23:01] <donnamartin> bad haircuts
[23:01] <besoin> pretty speculative
[23:01] <kayke> rats think it's hot when other rats wear little rat jackets
[23:01] <donnamartin> wow she can guess that?
[23:01] <Amp> diabetic LOSER
[23:01] <besoin> the rapist sharper image diabetic
[23:03] <lhs> that's who i am in my dreams too
[23:03] <kayke> she should get som e funnel cake and chill the fuck out
[23:03] <besoin> heh
[23:03] <besoin> uh oh, shoulder pads. she's invincible now.
[23:04] <Trebbers> SHIT
[23:04] <besoin> christopher lambert driving by
[23:04] <Amp> Only in LA
[23:04] <besoin> mon dieu
[23:04] <besoin> ENHANCE
[23:05] <kayke> the video enhancement just makes things look like weekly world news covers
[23:05] <lhs> heh
[23:05] <besoin> it's whip hubley
[23:05] <Trebbers> whaaaaa
[23:06] <bs> dude's gonna get like a $260k visa charge
[23:06] <besoin> mr. lippman
[23:06] <kayke> unchrunch
[23:06] <donnamartin> does one normally just have to lie around in their bra in an open room?
[23:06] <kayke> a victim of child burns
[23:06] <bs> no but it helps!
[23:06] <besoin> don't worry, they'll charge you just like she was seriously injured
[23:07] <kayke> i wasn't paying attention when they assembled the team, so all I know is one is a psychic
[23:07] <besoin> took her to melrose place
[23:07] <kayke> his is the only power that seems to comeinto play
[23:07] <Amp> GOT SOME FREAKIN CHEESE HERE
[23:07] <Trebbers> Did he actually say that
[23:08] <besoin> he's not a psychic. he's an EMPATH.
[23:08] <Amp> i wish
[23:08] <Bob8472> Ah!
[23:08] <bs> john kerry
[23:08] <Amp> oh no
[23:08] <lhs> john F caring
[23:09] <donnamartin> can you just give me this man's credit card info no questions asked?
[23:09] <dan2> might be hard to get him, probably out windsurfing
[23:09] <lhs> the empath will figure it out anyway
[23:09] <kayke> madsen looks like someone made a pound puppy doll of vince vaughn
[23:10] <besoin> natasha henstridge:
[23:10] <besoin> Trade Mark (3) Blonde hair and blue eyes Statuesque, model-like figure Large, voluptuous breasts
[23:10] <dan2> wow kayke
[23:10] <Amp> "you don't want to Showgirls with me?"
[23:10] <lhs> heh
[23:11] <donnamartin> lol
[23:11] <besoin> missed opportunity to play ace of bass's all that she wants here
[23:11] <donnamartin> lol
[23:11] <besoin> *ace of base
[23:11] <donnamartin> ace of bass is the cover band that plays wednesdays at the dive bar
[23:12] <donnamartin> they're really into odes to fishing
[23:12] <bs> lol
[23:12] <Bob8472> Los...Angeles?
[23:12] <donnamartin> this movie is leading me to believe everyone in LA has a dope ass house with a pool
[23:13] <besoin> i'm sorry about this terrifying spoiler:
[23:13] <besoin> "Michael Madsen and Marg Helgenberger were allowed to improvise their sex scene."
[23:13] <donnamartin> wait they fuck too?
[23:14] <bs> well somebody better fuck
[23:15] <donnamartin> riveting dialogue
[23:15] <besoin> this poor lady on her way to an andrea from 90210 cosplay convention
[23:15] <dan2> lol
[23:15] <donnamartin> lol
[23:17] <Trebbers> Tell me more about this galactic weed
[23:17] <besoin> "rig trials in favor of cops"
[23:18] <donnamartin> love to watch a movie that's just a series of opening scenes from porn
[23:18] <besoin> "this semen's no good. it's full of brylcreem"
[23:18] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:21] <besoin> shouldn't she be getting older
[23:21] <bs> she hit up the botox clinic on the way
[23:22] <besoin> did she move to florida
[23:22] <donnamartin> that lady with the swing gig must be in amazing shape
[23:23] <kayke> strong core
[23:24] <besoin> stan lee cameo
[23:24] <kayke> what is her plan
[23:24] <besoin> she won't get far in that 80s mustang
[23:25] <donnamartin> to fuck, kayke
[23:25] <kayke> oh valid
[23:25] <donnamartin> i need a smash cut of all movies with this piano chase music
[23:26] <bs> ahh she's gonna fake her own death
[23:26] <bs> clever girl
[23:26] <donnamartin> lol
[23:26] <donnamartin> RIP to andrea
[23:26] <kayke> it's all coming together
[23:26] <besoin> in heaven with dylan's father
[23:26] <Bob8472> Hehe
[23:26] <donnamartin> lol
[23:27] <besoin> although didn't dylan's dad fake his death?
[23:27] <Bob8472> "Just tell them the LASD was disposing of illegal fireworks."
[23:27] <besoin> what a credulous bunch
[23:28] <donnamartin> ben kingsley is the most useless character
[23:28] <bs> and what has alfred contributed?
[23:28] <Trebbers> They all suck
[23:28] <besoin> the empath tries at least
[23:29] <bs> the empath is like magic johnson on twitter
[23:29] <besoin> does the alien have control over kingsley somehow?
[23:29] <bs> "the most points are gonna win THIS game"
[23:29] <besoin> heh
[23:30] <besoin> the studio executives really knew what we wanted in 95: to see michael...madsen and...marg...helgenberger fucking"
[23:30] <Amp> "sorry, i wanted to do violence to another lady, sorry"
[23:30] <bs> mads ya blew it
[23:31] <kayke> okay this is a look
[23:31] <kayke> she figured it out
[23:31] <besoin> what a crack team -- can't recognize their target because of a hair color change
[23:31] <bs> they really are a feckless group
[23:32] <Amp> oh no that suit ate Ben Kingsley
[23:32] <kayke> the empath should feel that she dyed her hair
[23:32] <kayke> "her scalp is... a little itchy"
[23:32] <besoin> "she's a little ashamed of using drugstore color"
[23:33] <donnamartin> how did this not get a screenwriting credit for dialogue alone
[23:34] <besoin> is she gonna swoop in right before madsen finishes with helgenberger
[23:34] <besoin> "i'll take that"
[23:34] <Bob8472> An intergalactic romantic competition over Michael Madsen.
[23:35] <besoin> please move the boom back a bit
[23:35] <bs> housekeeping at 10pm?
[23:35] <dan2> maybe bumping into things is more fun than sex if you do it right
[23:36] <besoin> "psst...is that doc ock"
[23:36] <Amp> get it, Al
[23:36] <besoin> is THAT what he does
[23:36] <donnamartin> hey there topanga
[23:37] <Trebbers> hello
[23:37] <donnamartin> what is this?
[23:37] <besoin> just a normal tuesday for molina
[23:38] <Amp> He Never Thought It Would Happen to Him...
[23:38] <donnamartin> Dear Penthouse...
[23:38] <donnamartin> really, you're not gonna ask *any* questions?
[23:38] <besoin> "someone's having sex!"
[23:39] <bs> lol alfred lasts no more than 30 seconds
[23:39] <Trebbers> who does?
[23:39] <besoin> where is kingsley in all of this
[23:40] <bs> he's banging the other alien
[23:40] <kayke> "could you stop having sex so strong? I can feel it through the wall"
[23:40] <dan2> Whitaker should teach a Masterclass on whispering
[23:41] <besoin> molina sleepwalking through his days on set, waiting for this scene
[23:41] <bs> "yo lassie, did I mention I've had a vasectomy?"
[23:41] <dan2> whoa
[23:42] <Trebbers> sick
[23:42] <besoin> the empath hasn't really been wrong
[23:42] <kayke> she can sense vasectomies probably
[23:42] <besoin> why doubt him
[23:42] <Trebbers> Videogame music
[23:44] <bs> service workers really get the business in this
[23:46] <besoin> gandhi? more like gon' die
[23:46] <Amp> heh
[23:46] <Bob8472> Going to run into Charles S. Dutton and Charles Dance down here.
[23:46] <bs> heh
[23:47] <besoin> you really should have been Boobs511 tonight, bob
[23:47] <donnamartin> lol besoin
[23:47] <Bob8472> Would have been an undercount.
[23:47] <Bob8472> Also, an odd number?
[23:48] <bs> alfred's moobs add up to 1
[23:48] <dan2> https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/original/0/1735/280597-tmnt4sewer.gif
[23:48] <Trebbers> ah
[23:49] <besoin> screeching for pickles and ice cream
[23:49] <bs> lol
[23:49] <Amp> Gremlins noises
[23:49] <besoin> "do NOT fuck the mogwais after midnight"
[23:49] <donnamartin> and you can't get em wet
[23:49] <bs> I doubt alfred did
[23:49] <donnamartin> ew
[23:50] <donnamartin> i know i started that joke
[23:50] <Amp> the grubchild
[23:51] <besoin> this scene is too long
[23:52] <donnamartin> maybe don't distract him
[23:52] <besoin> peanut butter baby
[23:52] <besoin> "ugh"
[23:52] <kayke> lol
[23:52] <donnamartin> it's the baby from ally mcbeal
[23:52] <Amp> lmao
[23:52] <besoin> what a gross kid
[23:52] <donnamartin> wait is natasha dead?
[23:53] <besoin> torch him
[23:53] <dan2> what if this kid was completely unrelated to the experiment and just lived down here
[23:53] <donnamartin> is there a reason they didn't recruit more help for this?
[23:53] <besoin> shoot
[23:54] <Trebbers> lolo
[23:54] <donnamartin> what a gif
[23:54] <besoin> too bad that water can't put that fire out
[23:54] <dan2> so are they just in a full cave now?
[23:54] <Amp> there is no moment in time when this looked good
[23:54] <bs> they're on an old set from land of the lost
[23:54] <kayke> this level is too hard. I'm gonna wait until one of my older cousins comes over and ask them to beat it for me.
[23:54] <dan2> was just typing that bs
[23:55] <bs> heh
[23:55] <Amp> slithery nips
[23:55] <kayke> her reboot looking ass
[23:55] <besoin> she cares about guns?
[23:55] <Trebbers> Give us a thumbs up Species
[23:55] <Bob8472> Literally, hang on.
[23:56] <donnamartin> this movie inspired that kitten poster
[23:56] <besoin> he deserves this for not torching earlier
[23:56] <donnamartin> how is the water still on fire
[23:56] <Amp> damn
[23:56] <dan2> LA has a lot of tar
[23:56] <Trebbers> Just a real mses
[23:56] <kayke> she didn't fuck any moms that we saw
[23:56] <Amp> she fucked before she was a mom, tbh
[23:56] <donnamartin> lol was aobut to say
[23:57] <donnamartin> three way?
[23:57] <kayke> wow zing after zing
[23:57] <besoin> this is a better adaptation of it than the recent movies with jessica chastain
[23:57] <kayke> sometimes it's good to just write one good line instead of 7 cruddy lines
[23:57] <dan2> wow, scored one of those huge gummy worms
[23:58] <dan2> big day for a rat
[23:58] <Amp> calamari for dinner
[23:58] <besoin> oh no, it's turning into chuck e. cheese
[23:58] <kayke> lol
[23:58] <Amp> hehe
[23:58] <donnamartin> i guess you don't have to mate to merge dna?
[23:58] <besoin> kingsley's character was really dumb
[23:58] <Trebbers> Train Hobo as opposed to a different kind
[23:58] <Bob8472> Frank Welker
[23:59] <donnamartin> john carey is killing me
[23:59] <lhs> i merged DNA with a burrito
[23:59] <Trebbers> Jellybean Benitez
[23:59] <Amp> FIFTY SHADES DARKER tomorrow! night all!
[23:59] <bs> loader: boylee
[23:59] <Bob8472> John F. Carey
[23:59] <Trebbers> Night!
[23:59] <besoin> special effects: my dumb kid
[23:59] <donnamartin> can't understand why my mom didn't like this
[00:00] <Trebbers> ha
[00:00] <donnamartin> DJ Plumb, the best of the fruit DJs
[00:00] <kayke> kind of getting scissor handsy
[00:00] <Bob8472> Security by Yagi's Pizza
[00:00] <kayke> I feel like it's a spooky christmas
[00:01] <besoin> hm, who did this score
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[00:01] <donnamartin> egbert gaves this only 2 stars
[00:01] <bs> honestly that feels about right
[00:01] <donnamartin> i think 1.5 seems more fair
[00:01] <lhs> alien sex sequence design
[00:02] <besoin> "Michelle Williams dislikes this movie, due to the amount of bullying she received after it was released."
[00:02] <bs> giger designed those pudding pops
[00:02] <Bob8472> :(
[00:02] <donnamartin> :(
[00:02] <Trebbers> Alien Sex Sequence Design sounds like a rejected RHCP album title
[00:02] <donnamartin> lol
[00:02] <kayke> spacecam
[00:03] <besoin> michelle williams and ben kinglsey were reunited in shutter island
[00:03] <dan2> g'night
[00:03] <Trebbers> "No lizard ladies were harmed in the making of this motion picture"
[00:03] <donnamartin> thanks all. night!
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[00:03] <kayke> goodnight. tomorrow we will be reunited like michelle williams and ben kingsley
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Postby Trebek » Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:00 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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[22:13] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:13] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:13] <@Trebbers> 1
[22:13] <kayke> smoooookin
[22:13] <kayke> somebody bandit!
[22:14] <besoin> same opening as maximum overdrive
[22:14] <BanditSmokey> let's get rural!
[22:14] <xtn> whoops t i wasnt pay attention
[22:14] <Ampdit> wow sad I'm not watching this in 4k
[22:14] <lhs> 1:08
[22:14] <Bob511> The text looks very, very crisp.
[22:15] <kayke> what's he haulin?
[22:15] <dandit2> it's like they applied HDR solely to the credits
[22:15] <Ampdit> Coors
[22:15] <xtn> i really want to get the car from this
[22:15] <xtn> yeah it's all about haulin coors and fuckin over the cops
[22:15] <xtn> and not getting married
[22:15] <kayke> amp is explaining beer laws to me now
[22:15] <xtn> and dogs
[22:15] <@Trebbers> haahh
[22:15] <autarch> "the text" looks crisp and the truck seeems to have used all it's gasoline
[22:15] <xtn> its better if you dont know about the laws
[22:15] <dandit2> haha
[22:15] <besoin> you used to not be allowed to sell coors east of the mississippi or something
[22:15] <BanditSmokey> $4 million budget, made hundreds of millions and was a phenomenon
[22:16] <Ampdit> lol autarch
[22:16] <dandit2> this was the 2nd highest grossing movie of 1977 behind star wars
[22:16] <xtn> and was directed by the stuntman!!
[22:16] <kayke> love this fit
[22:16] <kayke> love a big floral shirt
[22:16] <besoin> this sure is pure instagram ad
[22:16] <BanditSmokey> this paved the way for every which way but loose
[22:17] <Bob511> "Son, this is a Pabst town."
[22:17] <kayke> you dumb cowboy
[22:17] <besoin> east of texas, huh
[22:17] <kayke> you himbo, no coors here!
[22:17] <Bob511> Tex and the City?
[22:17] <besoin> this picture is too beautiful
[22:17] <xtn> i just smile through this entire movie
[22:17] <@Trebbers> Yeah
[22:17] <besoin> the cones so orange
[22:18] <BanditSmokey> the colors in this are so vivid
[22:18] <besoin> look at that red
[22:18] <besoin> look at that burt
[22:18] <BanditSmokey> I feel like david lynch is cackling while he watches this
[22:19] <kayke> daddee
[22:19] <besoin> i don't have enough turquoise on my watch
[22:19] <BanditSmokey> I can see burt's dick
[22:19] <kayke> if you ask nicely
[22:19] <@Trebbers> Big decade for dick outlines
[22:19] <BanditSmokey> tuck right-fold in
[22:20] <@Trebbers> So many good lines
[22:20] <autarch> iis this a rip off of real steel?
[22:20] <autarch> big enis
[22:20] <kayke> daddee's thirsty, dummy
[22:20] <BanditSmokey> ha ha, I just watched real steel the other night
[22:20] <xtn> this is the only movie ever seen sally field in
[22:20] <xtn> she's so good
[22:21] <BanditSmokey> you never saw gump?
[22:21] <lhs> this is also how selling girl scout cookies works iirc
[22:21] <xtn> i wouldnt know she was in it i guess
[22:21] <besoin> uncle bandit
[22:22] <BanditSmokey> dammit bandit, I love yoooooou
[22:22] <kayke> little lemur
[22:22] <besoin> dads and their sleeping
[22:22] <@Trebbers> ahha
[22:22] <kayke> sweet ceramic frog shelf
[22:23] <besoin> heyoooo
[22:23] <dandit2> gotta spend your bootlegging money on something
[22:23] <xtn> fred!!
[22:23] <@Trebbers> That dog looks dense as hell
[22:24] <kayke> i wanna pet that droopy dog
[22:24] <@Trebbers> Yessssss
[22:24] <xtn> that car is so sick
[22:24] <xtn> i want it so bad
[22:25] <@Trebbers> New CB technology
[22:25] <BanditSmokey> nowadays they'd be discussing mssging each other on linkedin
[22:26] <@Trebbers> It was torture as a child to be in a car with a CB but never be allowed to use it
[22:26] <xtn> i think this movie is why i got into the truck driving sim
[22:26] <BanditSmokey> their cb talk is like american opera lyrics
[22:26] <besoin> westbound and down
[22:26] <xtn> this song rules
[22:26] <BanditSmokey> I love it
[22:26] <kayke> would you rather be the truck boy or the car boy?
[22:26] <@Trebbers> it does
[22:26] <autarch> damn this rules
[22:26] <@Trebbers> I'd want to take turns, Kayke
[22:27] <dandit2> do I get the dog in either case or only in the truck?
[22:27] <autarch> no matter what it takes
[22:27] <xtn> this is probably the greatest american film
[22:27] <@Trebbers> Maybe let the dog choose
[22:27] <BanditSmokey> yes, it's just so fucking american
[22:27] <autarch> what was the movie with the dogs who robbed a bank?
[22:27] <kayke> they could get another dog
[22:27] <@Trebbers> Doberman Gang
[22:27] <dandit2> they get an elephant in the 2nd Smokey and the Bandit
[22:27] <autarch> same music vibe
[22:28] <xtn> this is like if two-lane blacktop was good
[22:28] <Ampdit> lol
[22:28] <@Trebbers> Somebody should just swap Cliff Martinez's Drive score with this
[22:28] <dandit2> wanted rating just went down a star
[22:28] <besoin> hey
[22:29] <BanditSmokey> god I love when characters look at the camera dead on
[22:29] <xtn> i wonder if the script called for a dog that looked like shit specificall
[22:29] <autarch> hell yeah
[22:29] <autarch> this fuckin rules
[22:29] <besoin> i've been to texarkana. it's awful.
[22:29] <autarch> i hope this song comes back
[22:29] <dandit2> have to head to the coast to meet up with the Coors smugglers coming in from Columbia
[22:30] <xtn> its the theme song
[22:30] <Ampdit> i hope those pants come back
[22:30] <xtn> dont worry
[22:30] <kayke> the buildings in this town look like pianos
[22:30] <xtn> the university?
[22:30] <@Trebbers> What the hell
[22:31] <xtn> this is very much how men act when they truly trust each other
[22:31] <BanditSmokey> I wish I lived my life this way
[22:31] <xtn> this is like when i hang out with like landspeed
[22:31] <Ampdit> B-I-G P-E-N...
[22:31] <autarch> so if smokey has the truck, what's bandit for?
[22:31] <xtn> they mid-movie scenes where they're driving on the highway are beautiful
[22:31] <xtn> theyre so chill
[22:32] <xtn> youll see autarch
[22:32] <xtn> he's the decoy
[22:32] <xtn> for smokey
[22:32] <xtn> smokey isnt the truck
[22:32] <BanditSmokey> bandit is there for the side quests
[22:32] <xtn> snowman is the trucktriver
[22:32] <dandit2> Snowman's patch https://isteam.wsimg.com/ip/5629a8dc-b875-11e4-bc28-14feb5d39f6a/ols/6694_original/:/rs=w:600,h:600
[22:32] <BanditSmokey> like this one
[22:32] <xtn> bless her, i feel the same way
[22:33] <kayke> if the other guy is snowman who is smokey?
[22:33] <BanditSmokey> burt
[22:33] <dandit2> he's comin up
[22:33] <xtn> smokey is the cops
[22:33] <xtn> jeez
[22:33] <xtn> nerds
[22:33] <BanditSmokey> oh right
[22:33] <BanditSmokey> sorry
[22:33] <BanditSmokey> jesus
[22:33] <besoin> shedding her gidget image
[22:33] <xtn> its jackie gleason
[22:33] <besoin> welcome to wikifeet
[22:33] <xtn> she honestly reminds me of my mom
[22:34] <BanditSmokey> [tarantino perks up]
[22:34] <Bob511> Yeah, I don't believe they're going 110 either.
[22:35] <xtn> hell yeah
[22:35] <besoin> km/h
[22:35] <BanditSmokey> gotta be 110km
[22:35] <xtn> here comes JUSTICE
[22:35] <autarch> fuck 12
[22:35] <xtn> his name is so good
[22:35] <kayke> i cannot imagine what his voice will be
[22:35] <besoin> did you know jason patric from lost boys is jackie gleason's grandson
[22:36] <autarch> josh peck?
[22:36] <@Trebbers> hmm
[22:36] <@Trebbers> Love that Coors shirt
[22:36] <kayke> oh kind of disappointing, I thought he was going to sound like an evil cartoon frog
[22:36] <xtn> never noticed the coors shirt on the punk
[22:36] <besoin> to the moon
[22:36] <BanditSmokey> I did not know that
[22:36] <kayke> lumpy ass
[22:36] <xtn> probably not the best choice of plates
[22:36] <besoin> hands on a hardbody
[22:36] <dandit2> that doesn't even look like denim
[22:37] <dandit2> don't go to EAT
[22:37] <xtn> i like how much he hates his son
[22:37] <besoin> won't the bandit be out of this guy's jurisdiction soon
[22:37] <@Trebbers> sheee-it
[22:37] <xtn> i think that's part of the plot besoin
[22:37] <besoin> it's been about 30 years since i've seen this
[22:38] <xtn> i think it comes up towards the end iirc
[22:38] <xtn> i think cartman is based off of him
[22:38] <@Trebbers> Poon tangin
[22:39] <besoin> fred is scenting the air
[22:39] <autarch> @bandit
[22:39] <xtn> "i like ta use irtc"
[22:40] <besoin> eesh
[22:40] <Bob511> "Some sort of...Carmelite habit...?"
[22:40] <xtn>  i think those are literally dj assault lyrics
[22:40] <besoin> isn't there no way smokey can catch up to the bandit
[22:40] <BanditSmokey> cannonball run is also another great one
[22:41] <BanditSmokey> it's like this except with dean martin and klinger
[22:41] <autarch> lol
[22:41] <xtn> hal needham did that too i think
[22:41] <besoin> how could this guy have caught up even
[22:41] <@Trebbers> sick
[22:41] <xtn> smokey
[22:41] <BanditSmokey> every cool 60s/70s actor is in it
[22:42] <dandit2> I guess the cop was going 140MPH
[22:42] <xtn> the car scenes are fantastic
[22:42] <autarch> i wanna hear the lyrics!
[22:42] <dandit2> this is a different song, clearly
[22:42] <xtn> they only had three cars when they made it so they really couldnt fuck up the stunts in the trans am
[22:42] <BanditSmokey> and thus, dukes of hazzard was born
[22:43] <besoin> yeah, this crap was my early childhood
[22:43] <autarch> boogetyboogetyboogetyboogety
[22:44] <xtn> iirc the budget was supposed to be even lower and reynolds did this cheap
[22:44] <besoin> a texas mountie
[22:44] <xtn> . Three actors from the main cast of The Dukes of Hazzard appear in small uncredited roles in Smokey and the Bandit: Ben Jones, John Schneider and Sonny Shroyer (who played a police officer in both).
[22:44] <xtn> that dog is so stoned
[22:45] <dandit2> Fred really wants to get back to that Coors
[22:45] <BanditSmokey> lol
[22:45] <dandit2> can clearly smell it
[22:45] <xtn> shes gonna get a handle
[22:45] <besoin> give her a handle
[22:45] <dandit2> dog dick dead center of frame
[22:45] <besoin> @frog
[22:45] <@Trebbers> uh
[22:46] <besoin> there's even a droopy dawg in the dukes
[22:47] <dandit2> were texas cop cars actually that shade of lavender?
[22:47] <xtn> probably
[22:47] <xtn> i feel like i remember pre-blue state police
[22:48] <xtn> actually he's more like proto-ricky
[22:48] <besoin> my next logistical question: won't they need gas soon
[22:48] <xtn> it comes up
[22:48] <xtn> basically everything youve asked about is like the scene in 10 minutes
[22:48] <BanditSmokey> hpn mk1
[22:49] <besoin> 1977 trans-am gets 14 mpg
[22:49] <dandit2> wow, an Oliver Stone cameo
[22:49] <BanditSmokey> here comes the banjo
[22:49] <xtn> ok im going to get a nissan leaf w/ a body kit for the smokey car
[22:49] <@Trebbers> ahh
[22:50] <besoin> hm, what will he do
[22:50] <xtn> lol
[22:51] <besoin> NOW the dukes are born
[22:51] <dandit2> pretty sure putting this shot in the trailer earned this movie an extra $20 million
[22:51] <autarch> fuck yeah
[22:51] <xtn> i really find team bandit really charming
[22:51] <lhs> is anyone even wearing seatbelts
[22:51] <besoin> that's historically accurate
[22:51] <xtn> why would they wear seatbelts
[22:51] <xtn> theyre confident and also yeah that is actually historically accurate
[22:52] <@Trebbers> boo
[22:52] <dandit2> what happens if you crash at 170MPH wearing a 1976 era seatbelt
[22:52] <@Trebbers> Two pieces
[22:52] <BanditSmokey> you smoke some cigarettes
[22:52] <besoin> probably get cut in half given they were just lap belts
[22:53] <xtn> god do any cars still have lap belts even on the back seat
[22:53] <@Trebbers> oh man his tongue hanging out
[22:53] <besoin> deafening silence without the engine growling
[22:54] <xtn> "he called me frog"
[22:54] <besoin> here's lookin' at you, @frog
[22:54] <lhs> give her a coor
[22:54] <dandit2> he wants that frog on HIS shelf
[22:54] <@Trebbers> ahha
[22:54] <besoin> you can buy cigarettes without leaving your table
[22:54] <xtn> actually i thought they got gas here
[22:54] <xtn> if im wrong than i apologize
[22:54] <autarch> fuck
[22:55] <besoin> is a diablo sandwich a standard thing
[22:55] <@Trebbers> I don't know what it is
[22:55] <dandit2> the D&D
[22:55] <@Trebbers> looks pretty good in HD
[22:55] <besoin> proto-nashville hot chicken
[22:55] <BanditSmokey> the picture on this is remarkably good
[22:56] <BanditSmokey> I am stoned three different ways though
[22:56] <kayke> bank robbin is baby shit
[22:56] <Bob511> "Mr. Gleason, we can break for lunch if you want."
[22:56] <dandit2> lol
[22:56] <@Trebbers> I reencoded it from a 25gb rip of the 40th anniversary version.
[22:56] <besoin> i hope that was 100% improvised
[22:56] <@Trebbers> Took like 14 hours
[22:56] <lhs> apparently diablo sandwich originated here
[22:56] <BanditSmokey> thank you. it looks awesome
[22:56] <besoin> old hickory house
[22:57] <lhs> and people interpret it as a spicy sloppy joe
[22:57] <Bob511> Don't even want to think about what happened to those glasses in there.
[22:57] <BanditSmokey> they saw things
[22:57] <besoin> how can they possibly catch up
[22:57] <BanditSmokey> why on earth is she driving
[22:57] <xtn> shes the bandit now
[22:57] <@Trebbers> Let her do whatever she wants
[22:58] <besoin> she has the most to lose
[22:58] <BanditSmokey> come on, it's not that hard to switch drivers
[22:59] <kayke> got um
[22:59] <autarch> mann
[22:59] <autarch> that's his son?
[22:59] <BanditSmokey> yes
[22:59] <kayke> daddee
[22:59] <xtn> the on redeemable characteristic is how much he hates his son
[22:59] <xtn> *only
[22:59] <kayke> this is a film of daddees
[22:59] <dandit2> there's 2 daddees in this
[22:59] <dandit2> v. progressive
[22:59] <lhs> the son is dressed like a christmas caroler
[22:59] <besoin> seems like no one's bothering the snowman in bandit-2's absence
[22:59] <@Trebbers> Fred's eyes are red as hell
[22:59] <xtn> yeah thats what theyre chasing him. it's his sons wedding she ditched.
[23:00] <besoin> yeah, that's why sally has the most to lose
[23:00] <xtn> there it is
[23:00] <xtn> eastbound and down
[23:00] <BanditSmokey> yeah snowman is like, you do you, away from me
[23:00] <lhs> i know it's his groom outfit but he still just looks like a half-assed LARPer
[23:00] <kayke> what do you think he was saying the best way to die is?
[23:00] <@Trebbers> The Grave Robber
[23:00] <xtn> put the pedal to the metal good buddy
[23:01] <xtn> such a joyful movie
[23:01] <dandit2> all these side characters should have gotten spinoffs
[23:01] <autarch> This is the Corpse Fucker, good buddy
[23:01] <BanditSmokey> yes
[23:01] <@Trebbers> The SBEU
[23:01] <besoin> if only there had been a CBS+ or something
[23:01] <besoin> diesel 48 cents/gal
[23:01] <kayke> hahahah
[23:02] <@Trebbers> great line
[23:02] <BanditSmokey> this is the funniest goddam movie
[23:02] <BanditSmokey> every scene makes me smile
[23:02] <xtn> i told you its like my favorite movie. it took me through my depression in my mid 20s
[23:02] <besoin> look at those red coach shorts
[23:03] <lhs> five dead
[23:03] <BanditSmokey> but its cool because it was wacky
[23:03] <besoin> how can he possibly catch up now
[23:04] <dandit2> gotta take it up to 210MPH
[23:04] <xtn> death doesnt exist in the smokey universe
[23:04] <BanditSmokey> snowman finished the job two hours ago
[23:04] <lhs> if he drifts, he'll go faster
[23:04] <xtn> i also like that this does not let up until the absolute end
[23:04] <xtn> it's like a race
[23:04] <besoin> bandit-1 seems extraneous
[23:04] <kayke> hamburger exchange
[23:04] <@Trebbers> Fred does not walk anywhere
[23:04] <xtn> yeah these are some tight jeans
[23:05] <BanditSmokey> the fast and the frisky
[23:05] <kayke> he can't get up there!
[23:05] <xtn> fred!!
[23:05] <besoin> the feel of worn rustlers on a hot vinyl trans am seat
[23:05] <kayke> he's knee high to a grasshopper!
[23:05] <dandit2> and he's full of burgers
[23:06] <xtn> i like how much she hates life
[23:06] <besoin> watch the road, burt
[23:06] <dandit2> Love Theme from Smokey and the Bandit
[23:06] <kayke> he drive car
[23:06] <xtn> im a loner froggy
[23:06] <xtn> a
[23:06] <xtn>  rebel
[23:06] <besoin> beautiful strings
[23:07] <besoin> snowman is losing focus
[23:07] <xtn> i like that theres a scene about how dogs suck
[23:07] <kayke> fred <3
[23:07] <BanditSmokey> LOL
[23:07] <kayke> fred on a summer day
[23:07] <autarch> yeah, the strings were great when they were parting ways in the diner too
[23:07] <BanditSmokey> animals are always a pain in the ass
[23:07] <BanditSmokey> like kids
[23:07] <xtn> gas!
[23:07] <lhs> please let fred take a nap
[23:07] <xtn> told you youre 10-15 ahead
[23:08] <besoin> how is he always on the right frequency
[23:08] <kayke> I left you all the clues, mister bandit
[23:08] <dandit2> lol
[23:08] <@Trebbers> aha
[23:08] <@Trebbers> tit turd?
[23:08] <besoin> tit turd or tick turd?
[23:08] <xtn> they didnt have the budget for more scenes of their most expensive actors trying to get each other on cbs
[23:08] <dandit2> tick
[23:09] <besoin> lynching humor
[23:09] <kayke> fao
[23:09] <@Trebbers> ahahha
[23:09] <besoin> finally an interstate
[23:09] <dandit2> Smokey should have an evil dog
[23:09] <dandit2> or a cat maybe
[23:10] <xtn> watch it dan.
[23:10] <kayke> smokey should have a daddee
[23:10] <lhs> he has lousy son
[23:10] <dandit2> yeah I guess so
[23:10] <kayke> wait, I mean bandit should have a daddee
[23:10] <besoin> maybe bandit's daddy will be the deus ex machina at the end
[23:10] <kayke> like he could have a dirty old prospector dad
[23:10] <@Trebbers> Salty sarge
[23:10] <kayke> who laughs like "Whhoooeee!"
[23:11] <besoin> 6.6 litre
[23:11] <lhs> i feel like beavis and butthead is set in this universe
[23:11] <besoin> once coors was legalized east of texas there was nothing to do but sit on the couch
[23:11] <autarch> haha
[23:12] <dandit2> I'm still holding out that someday we get Coors legalization at a federal level
[23:12] <dandit2> maybe in my children's lifetimes
[23:12] <BanditSmokey> god I love 70s cop cars
[23:12] <kayke> this car would have been good for that movie where the people have to drive away from the volcano
[23:13] <xtn> 1m for burt, 1m for the other actors, 1 m for production costs, and 1m for cop cars in rivers
[23:13] <BanditSmokey> love it
[23:13] <besoin> ah geez
[23:14] <lhs> whatever the opposite of comic relief is, i would like some
[23:14] <autarch> jesus
[23:14] <xtn> this movie is an allegory for the dismantling of the police state
[23:14] <autarch> the good witch of the north
[23:15] <kayke> gogo juice
[23:15] <BanditSmokey> white jive
[23:15] <besoin> 1 m for the soundtrack
[23:15] <kayke> "shackled only by freedom" how deep
[23:16] <kayke> shackled only by denim
[23:16] <kayke> more burgers
[23:16] <besoin> fred's balls almost touch the ground
[23:17] <BanditSmokey> cb is like instagram
[23:17] <dandit2> Donots
[23:18] <BanditSmokey> surprised citizens broadband never became a thing
[23:18] <besoin> didn't expect to hear fakakte in this movie
[23:18] <xtn> theyre gonna do it in the woods
[23:19] <kayke> they both love spongebob
[23:19] <@Trebbers> "shittin'
[23:19] <kayke> hair cuts
[23:20] <autarch> man, that  turquoise watch band
[23:20] <autarch> and ring
[23:20] <Ampdit> they call you the hathair
[23:20] <dandit2> Call me by Coors Name
[23:21] <xtn> “I took the script home and gave it to Burt. Burt looked at it and he said, ‘Hal,’ he said, ‘that’s the worst dialogue I’ve ever read in my life.’ But he said the overall concept was pretty good. He said, ‘If you can take my name power and go get the money and somebody that’s fool enough to direct it, you can direct it.’”
[23:21] <Bob511> Fred doesn't like Greeks?
[23:21] <dandit2> you diss my dog
[23:21] <besoin> snowman!
[23:21] <@Trebbers> ahah dan
[23:22] <autarch> bandit woulda kicked all their asses
[23:22] <besoin> wait, is it snowman singing all the songs?
[23:22] <dandit2> yes]
[23:22] <autarch> why'd they beat him up?
[23:22] <@Trebbers> Fred bit one of them
[23:23] <besoin> now that gives me pleasure
[23:23] <autarch> yesssssss
[23:23] <autarch> i thought he didn'tt
[23:23] <kayke> and snowman called them greasey
[23:23] <BanditSmokey> xtn I love that behind the scenes stuff. its so random what becomes a huge hit
[23:23] <xtn> banditsmokey watch this documentary for a few years ago about hal needham, it's mostly about his relationship w/ burt and making this movie:
[23:23] <xtn> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4819738/
[23:23] <lhs> he should go back and dance on the bar to tequila
[23:24] <BanditSmokey> I will
[23:24] <autarch> car's too shitty
[23:24] <kayke> maybe his son has jack disease
[23:24] <kayke> and is actually 5
[23:25] <besoin> "Jackie Gleason said the cafe scene with himself and Burt Reynolds was not in the original story, it was Gleason's idea."
[23:25] <dandit2> you know we never did Jack amp
[23:25] <dandit2> do not take me that as me suggesting it
[23:25] <@Trebbers> ahahh
[23:25] <Ampdit> it's been a deliberate choice on my end
[23:25] <BanditSmokey> the robin williams jack?
[23:26] <Ampdit> yes
[23:26] <xtn> he's doing it
[23:26] <dandit2> I understand, it makes you cry too much
[23:26] <BanditSmokey> I'ma pass on that
[23:26] <besoin> "Was a guilty pleasure of Alfred Hitchcock according to his daughter Patricia Hitchcock"
[23:26] <@Trebbers> hell yea
[23:26] <xtn> smokey besoin?
[23:26] <besoin> yes
[23:26] <xtn> awesome
[23:26] <dandit2> how long did Hitchcock live after 77?
[23:27] <dandit2> died in 1980 so this was probably one of the last few films he saw
[23:27] <BanditSmokey> it's a beautifully shot movie
[23:27] <besoin> "Coors was unavailable east of the Mississippi River, because the beer was not pasteurized and needed constant refrigeration, and couldn't legally be sold outside of 11 western and southwestern U.S. states."
[23:27] <lhs> i'm going to submit a trivia that this was bin laden's second favorite movie
[23:27] <autarch> she's a new wave slut
[23:28] <kayke> lol lhs
[23:28] <xtn> im always said when i start to get to the end of this
[23:28] <autarch> lhs lol
[23:28] <dandit2> Snowman definitely does not have a refridgerated truck
[23:28] <kayke> lemme tell ya somethin bout that
[23:28] <xtn> CALLLLBAAAACK
[23:28] <autarch> here we go
[23:29] <BanditSmokey> this really should be an americana classic like badlands
[23:29] <dandit2> Mr. Bean
[23:29] <xtn> i think think it is in the midwest at least
[23:29] <xtn> also i think it kinda fell in a weird gab
[23:29] <xtn> gap
[23:29] <xtn> it was constantly on tnt for ppl my age
[23:29] <besoin> they showed it on hbo constantly in the early 80s
[23:30] <BanditSmokey> and it was a legit Big Deal when it came out
[23:30] <xtn> yeah so we grew up on the edited version
[23:30] <@Trebbers> King of the damn road
[23:30] <xtn> i was really surprised when i saw this was the "shitflick"
[23:30] <kayke> I keep forgetting that this is all so paul williams and his daddee can drink coors
[23:30] <dandit2> I thought you mean the Jerry Reed song should have been an Americana classic
[23:30] <autarch> i knew someone growing up with 2 cats named smokey and bandit
[23:30] <dandit2> extremely warm Coors, kayke
[23:30] <BanditSmokey> well that too dan
[23:30] <xtn> i dunno this is a deeply important movie to many ppl i know
[23:31] <dandit2> yeah I watched this at least 5 times growing up, had the VHS
[23:31] <xtn> i went out to a farm outside the city with my boss to see the documentary
[23:31] <dandit2> of the whole series I think
[23:31] <BanditSmokey> I'm glad that it lives on
[23:31] <dandit2> I'll admit I didn't see 3 until we screened it
[23:31] <besoin> hello little beaver
[23:31] <autarch> little beaver
[23:31] <xtn> also bandit became my model for how i treat strangers
[23:32] <xtn> it's how a learned to socialize
[23:32] <xtn> this movie is so important to me
[23:32] <BanditSmokey> convoy is another candidate for a watch
[23:32] <BanditSmokey> love it xtn
[23:33] <xtn> actually i probably saw 3 as a shitflix
[23:33] <xtn> that was a really early one right?
[23:33] <dandit2> I think it was year 2
[23:33] <@Trebbers> yeah, all the first year
[23:33] <autarch> arrest these idiots
[23:34] <xtn> yeah god i remember sherman watching the running man when he was a kitten
[23:34] <besoin> they're on their home turf now
[23:34] <@Trebbers> correction we did Smokey II/III in 2014
[23:34] <xtn> i feel like i was there
[23:34] <xtn> when did this start?
[23:34] <besoin> "Sally Field has said in interviews there was no script for this movie; it was all improvised."
[23:35] <@Trebbers> 2011
[23:35] <@Trebbers> September
[23:35] <Bob511> We did them back-to-back, I believe.
[23:35] <xtn> is the post for smokey 3 still up?
[23:35] <xtn> i want to see if i was there. i cannot imagine how else i would have watched smokey 3
[23:35] <Ampdit> ah yes, the the night of two smokeys
[23:36] <BanditSmokey> I love shitflixe history
[23:36] <xtn> its so funny that it's still going
[23:36] <BanditSmokey> it's been a part of my life for a decade
[23:36] <kayke> pig in the mud
[23:36] <Ampdit> funny is one word for it
[23:36] <@Trebbers> Pootis, you were there
[23:36] <xtn> i just distinctly remember watching... something on a night where i made chicken tikka and it was the 9/11 anniversary and seeing the dumb lights from my terrace
[23:37] <xtn> thanks treb, i thought i was
[23:37] <BanditSmokey> I'm just beaming over all of this
[23:37] <besoin> i think the first movie i might have watched was the one with the 13 year old kid who was a prophet or something
[23:37] <besoin> book of daniel? i dunno
[23:37] <autarch> was that snake eyes on the radio?
[23:37] <@Trebbers> Book of Henry?
[23:38] <xtn> im kinda pissed i didnt ask jeremy to watch this i dont know if he's seen it
[23:38] <xtn> and he owes it to me for all his canadian shit
[23:38] <besoin> i think dean cain was in the movie
[23:38] <autarch> this shit is an everyday occurrence for cops. landing in ponds, landing on trucks.
[23:38] <dandit2> jeremy's in the chat for 3 so it would be real funny to have seen only 3 and not the other 2
[23:39] <xtn> lol
[23:39] <kayke> unleash the teens!
[23:39] <@Trebbers> FOXX HUNT
[23:39] <dandit2> I kind of forgot that most of the plot in 3 is about Smokey carrying around a giant swordfish
[23:39] <besoin> oh, it was "i am...gabriel"
[23:39] <dandit2> that was bugging me besoin
[23:39] <@Trebbers> oh man
[23:39] <dandit2> so thank you
[23:40] <BanditSmokey> these people use a lot of words
[23:40] <xtn> autarch what do you think of this
[23:40] <besoin> no problem good buddy
[23:40] <xtn> you havent seen it right? i feel like youd think it's poggers
[23:40] <autarch> this movie?
[23:40] <xtn> yeah
[23:40] <autarch> i love it
[23:40] <xtn> hell yeah god bless
[23:40] <autarch> it's amazing
[23:41] <besoin> thought that was literally henry from mash in the chopper for a second
[23:41] <BanditSmokey> and I love that the ultimate stakes are a bunch of coors
[23:42] <kayke> i hope they cross over with thomas the tank engine
[23:43] <besoin> hold onto your ass, fred
[23:43] <xtn> yeah that's always my favorite part, when i remember around this point in the movie that it's just about running beer
[23:43] <dandit2> fred looking quite stoic
[23:43] <BanditSmokey> snowman is feeling himself
[23:43] <besoin> diablo sandwiches and coors for everyone
[23:43] <@Trebbers> woah trumpet guy
[23:43] <kayke> we got the coors!
[23:44] <BanditSmokey> ALCOHOL
[23:44] <autarch> hell yah
[23:44] <xtn> freeeed!
[23:44] <@Trebbers> "Just in time for the banquet!"
[23:44] <BanditSmokey> DEADEN US
[23:44] <kayke> the people love it
[23:44] <xtn> they never thought they would actually do it
[23:44] <kayke> warm coors for everyone!
[23:44] <xtn> theyre gonna be mad
[23:44] <BanditSmokey> lol
[23:44] <lhs> this is what my grandparents did with margarine in minnesota in the 1950s
[23:44] <besoin> the e. coorsi bacteria for all!
[23:44] <dandit2> half the cases are probably smashed
[23:45] <@Trebbers> Chase a diablo sandwich with some hot Coors
[23:45] <besoin> clam chowder
[23:45] <dandit2> now there's a food that travels well
[23:45] <kayke> 18 hour chowder
[23:45] <xtn> thats how you just end a movie
[23:45] <dandit2> snowman comes back driving a tanker truck full of chowder
[23:46] <@Trebbers> Fred swimming in chowder
[23:46] <besoin> barrel of monkey nuts
[23:46] <xtn> this is the worst part of the movie
[23:46] <besoin> thanka mistuh bandit
[23:47] <kayke> in another life, we might have been friends
[23:47] <dandit2> game recognize game
[23:47] <xtn> wait no i misrememberd
[23:47] <xtn> its fine
[23:47] <BanditSmokey> this seems risky
[23:47] <lhs> you WILL marry my crappy son
[23:47] <besoin> yeah, that's how you end a movie
[23:47] <Bob511> "Good Food"
[23:47] <dandit2> Michael Mann
[23:47] <Bob511> I mean, if you have to say it...
[23:47] <xtn> who's going to hold you hand
[23:48] <BanditSmokey> god that was good
[23:48] <xtn> i feel like the could have left the last scene out
[23:48] <kayke> north bound and down, we're gonna haul some nasty chowder~
[23:48] <@Trebbers> ah
[23:48] <xtn> but i like that they just get there and thats it
[23:48] <autarch> that clam chowder is gonna be awful by the time they geet back
[23:48] <besoin> clam chowder wasn't allowed south of virginia...because it's full of fuckin' clams
[23:48] <dandit2> just have to go 295 MPH
[23:48] <xtn> yeah i probably like this movie more now than i did when i was a kid
[23:48] <xtn> it really does pop too
[23:49] <BanditSmokey> I was texting my buddy phil about it
[23:49] <BanditSmokey> and he just started it
[23:49] <xtn> and i guess just really evocative of that... era
[23:49] <xtn> which i think spread into the early 80s
[23:49] <lhs> zach braff is remaking this
[23:49] <autarch> man this is some crisp text
[23:49] <dandit2> thank you to the police department of Georgia for letting us make them look like total chumps
[23:49] <BanditSmokey> it totally did
[23:49] <Ampdit> goodnight everybody! 50 Shades Freed tomorrow!
[23:49] <xtn> whew
[23:49] <xtn> what a movie. wow.
[23:49] <Ampdit> vote in Treb's poll!
[23:50] <besoin> no fucking 1000 cgi artists in the credits and quebec tax credit
[23:50] <kayke> goodnight! keep truckin
[23:50] <@Trebbers> night all!
[23:50] <Ampdit> (vote for the best movie)
[23:50] <besoin> thank the governor of georgia and FIN
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Postby Gutslab » Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:57 am

damn i missed a good one. im probably the biggest burt fan on the board
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