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Postby deadwolfbones » Thu Sep 03, 2020 4:16 pm

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I fired up my new nation yesterday, Berniewouldawon.

The Community of Berniewouldawon is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 6 million Berniewouldawonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Berniewouldawonian economy, worth 223 billion Bernards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,232 Bernards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, skateparks can be found in every city, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berniewouldawon's national animal is the Quetzalcoatl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
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https://www.nationstates.net/nation=free_phawk_island
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"Gay grains and bat labor"

The Republic of Free Phawk Island is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion.



I remember playing this in like 2003 is there any way to look up my old country? I remember it's name but little else.
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Postby deadwolfbones » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:07 pm

yr murder rate is a lil scary, Gugger

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Postby deadwolfbones » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:10 pm

If we get enough players we can create our own region.
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Postby deadwolfbones » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:11 pm

Lil Gugger wrote:I remember playing this in like 2003 is there any way to look up my old country? I remember it's name but little else.


Did you try just plugging the name into the URL?
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Postby crime » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:13 pm

I searched for mine from years back on "see the world" and it was in "the boneyard." I was just talking to an old friend from elementary about this, totally forgot there was a NS2 until I was looking for my old login.
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:20 pm

i'll probably forget that i made this in like 2 days

The United Socialist States of Goovis Youngistan is a fledgling, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5 million Goovis Youngistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Goovis Youngistanian economy, worth 32.8 billion Scroneses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. Average income is 6,556 Scroneses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goovis Youngistan's national animal is the LaMancha Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goovis Youngistan is ranked 210,159th in the world and 5,762nd in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 42.11 on the Human Development Index.
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Postby ᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵇᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵍᵘᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᵇᵘᵈᵈᶦᵉ » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:25 pm

deadwolfbones wrote:yr murder rate is a lil scary, Gugger

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A lil murder never hurt anybody ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Postby ᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵇᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵍᵘᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᵇᵘᵈᵈᶦᵉ » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:34 pm

deadwolfbones wrote:
Lil Gugger wrote:I remember playing this in like 2003 is there any way to look up my old country? I remember it's name but little else.


Did you try just plugging the name into the URL?


Aww yeah it's there in the boneyard

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Founded: 16 years 237 days ago
Last activity: 16 years 166 days ago

I can't remember the password and the email is long gone oh well
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Postby ᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵇᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵍᵘᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᵇᵘᵈᵈᶦᵉ » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:45 pm

My surrealist governance is already paying dividends:
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, all tariffs have been abolished, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is well under control. Free Phawk Island's national animal is the horse squid, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:58 pm

Shit, I wish I could remember anything about my country. Since this was 2003 my account was likely tied to an email address I no longer have access to.
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Postby deadwolfbones » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:58 pm

Lil Gugger wrote:My surrealist governance is already paying dividends:
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, all tariffs have been abolished, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is well under control. Free Phawk Island's national animal is the horse squid, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.



Yeah, I chortled at that 1-2 of racism/anti-racism.
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Postby ten chimneys » Thu Sep 03, 2020 6:37 pm

The Free Land of Garbielsylvania is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5 million Garbielsylvanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Garbielsylvanian economy, worth 89.6 billion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,912 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Garbielsylvania's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Garbielsylvania is ranked 206,560th in the world and 7,945th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 43.89 on the Human Development Index.
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Postby ten chimneys » Thu Sep 03, 2020 6:41 pm

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Postby ten chimneys » Thu Sep 03, 2020 6:43 pm

my country kicks ass
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Sep 03, 2020 6:47 pm

the only causes of death in my country are old age and getting lost in the wilderness
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Postby crime » Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:02 pm

I got a lucky guess on my old pw

The Communist Nation of West Vietnam is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.986 billion West Vietnamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong West Vietnamian economy, worth 122 trillion Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 61,859 Dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, criminals are executed and their property seized, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Vietnam's national animal is the Brown-Nosed Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:13 pm

Is there a way to log in without using your nation name? Turns out I can still access the email I was using at the time but I don't remember my nation name at all.
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Postby ᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵇᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵍᵘᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᵇᵘᵈᵈᶦᵉ » Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:30 pm

Ahhh babycrime you inspired me to try to guess my old password a few more times and I GOT IT!!

time to start rehabbing my old nation, I see a few things I don't like about it. Sorry Free Phawk Island, I hardly knew thee.

Reintroducing: Awesome Majesty
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=awesome_majesty

The Dominion of Awesome Majesty is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 544 million Awesome Majesteens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Awesome Majestic economy, worth 14.4 trillion Crits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 26,394 Crits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen, government spending has hit an all-time low, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Awesome Majesty's national animal is the Box Elder bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
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Postby sadville » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:18 pm

come visit me in anarqtika 8-)
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Postby helix krull » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:12 pm

oh my god

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Postby Jeremy » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:22 pm

I admit I am intrigued.

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https://www.nationstates.net/region=hiponion

I founded a region for us, please join it so that I can spy on you. I take no responsibility for it's upkeep.
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Postby bro tones » Fri Sep 04, 2020 8:44 am

i like this. i'm joining your region gugg.
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Postby ᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵇᶦᵗᵗᶦᵉ ᵍᵘᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᵇᵘᵈᵈᶦᵉ » Fri Sep 04, 2020 8:47 am

Yesssss

I am impressed by the number of endorsements Dwb has gotten, mostly because I don't know what they are or how anything works
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Postby bro tones » Fri Sep 04, 2020 8:52 am

I WANT MORE ISSUES
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Postby black drum » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:06 am

I don't know how to play this but I founded the Democratic Republic of Nachtmystium https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nachtmystium
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bro tones wrote:I WANT MORE ISSUES


Yea. Kinda upset my people seem uninterested so far in establishing a 100% pizza delivery based economy like Nachtmystium's
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Postby bro tones » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:19 am

how do i endorse everyone's nation state and what does that mean
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