Starting my own political machine

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby big zorb » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:13 pm

having set my mind to becoming a baron this spring, I have grown immensely wealthy and, what's more, extremely powerful. I have decided to use these traits to create and run a political machine to bring these politicians to heel, and to guarantee the interests of the people.

I'm looking for some trusted advisors, as well as some motivated employees. If you're interested, please tell me about yourself and why you would be an asset. Remember--the people come first!
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Postby guy forget » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:14 pm

First things first, you need an inscrutable yet iconic name, something like Peregrine Row or The Otters-Nelson Room Gang
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Postby guy forget » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:15 pm

This and more can be at your disposal if you hire me as Chief Graft Officer and Goon Overseer
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Postby guy forget » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:16 pm

The Zorbite Ring
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Postby manvstrees » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:17 pm

how are you fixed as regards sorcery
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Postby guy forget » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:20 pm

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Pictured: “Big” Boss Zorb (far right) loses yet another election while chief liquor inspector Guy “Mugsey” Forget (left, seated) adequately performs job duties.
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Postby hoopdog » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:22 pm

we talkin backroom deals or what
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Postby guy forget » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:22 pm

Lotta smoke filled rooms, yeah
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Postby i am rich » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:28 pm

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Postby mactheo » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:39 pm

big zorb sorry but have you every considered that you might become the very thing you set out to dismantle
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Postby Bad Craziness » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:48 pm

manifesto or it didn't happen
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Postby port » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:58 pm

I’ll advise you... to get bent!
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Postby ZONKER666 » Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:03 am

Starting my own rage against this bullshit political machine atm
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Postby big zorb » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:39 am

Guy Forget, you had to know you were the first person I thought of. I'm very glad you've decided to come on board. After all, you know what they say--you can't beat Zorbie Row!
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Postby guidance » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:59 am

hey zorb
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Postby big zorb » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:02 am

yo guidance

is there anything to which i can bend the entire political will of zorbie row for you today?
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Postby Sobieski » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:21 am

all of the Iowan corn flows through Zorb’s hands
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
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Postby big zorb » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:07 am

that's right. but i want to get my hands on those beans, too.
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:08 am

worried that this PAC may have ties to big zorbies.
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Postby Organic Croutons » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:31 am

as long as I don’t need to sign anything
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Postby big zorb » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:31 am

no. they're completely separate--i technically have nothing to do with the zorbies.
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Postby big zorb » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:14 pm

i think there are some mods who might be sympathetic to our project here. perhaps with some...convincing...we could bring them into the fold.
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Postby surly » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:33 pm

you're goin down pal
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Postby big zorb » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:38 pm

ah. a man from the yellow papers. so nice to see you.
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Postby big zorb » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:45 pm

i'm handing out favors today
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:53 pm

are you going to fix the pot holes by refilling the weed supplies of the city?
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Postby shark week » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:54 pm

this is impossible now
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Postby shark week » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:55 pm

you need a Ballot Line like in New Jersey or to be a leader of an immigrant group that has outsized control and influence over a city
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Postby big zorb » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:57 pm

what makes you think i don't have all of those things?
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Postby shark week » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:59 pm

you didn't mention them in op
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