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Postby Jerry Lundegaard » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:30 pm

garbiel wrote:RE: waffle house order system

compatibility mode wrote:look at this guy saying the system "falls apart."

obviously in this scenario you have the stacked jellies to indicate double eggs and to the side you have a third jelly to indicate double toast (upside down for wheat), then you remove the third jelly before you send the order.

you wouldnt send the ham cube marker for bacon would you? of course not, you reuse the cube on the next plate. in this case, you just take the third jelly off.

its that simple, its so easy, everyone knows exactly what it means.


this one has me dying, too

compatibility mode wrote:whoever made this system really needs to get in touch with autarch.

"hi welcome to waffle house, hows your MARB ZOZI going? would you like an upside down jelly pack horizontal in the number 2 position? of course, everyone knows what we are talking about, its so easy."


im fucking crying
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Postby theta » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:33 pm

a deal needs to be brokered between autarch and waffle house immediately
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Postby theta » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:34 pm

can we have lazy rivers that are like airport moving walkways thrown in the mix somewhere here too
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Postby La Abeja » Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:50 pm

garbiel wrote:POV: you are god sending big zorb to hell for watching garden state twice
Fear is an illusion!
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Postby garbiel » Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:54 pm

Jerry Lundegaard wrote:
garbiel wrote:RE: waffle house order system

compatibility mode wrote:look at this guy saying the system "falls apart."

obviously in this scenario you have the stacked jellies to indicate double eggs and to the side you have a third jelly to indicate double toast (upside down for wheat), then you remove the third jelly before you send the order.

you wouldnt send the ham cube marker for bacon would you? of course not, you reuse the cube on the next plate. in this case, you just take the third jelly off.

its that simple, its so easy, everyone knows exactly what it means.


this one has me dying, too

compatibility mode wrote:whoever made this system really needs to get in touch with autarch.

"hi welcome to waffle house, hows your MARB ZOZI going? would you like an upside down jelly pack horizontal in the number 2 position? of course, everyone knows what we are talking about, its so easy."


im fucking crying


giggling like a dumbass reading these back to back
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Postby pablito » Fri Mar 12, 2021 7:09 pm

theta wrote:can i do power electronics ydd

theta wrote:*william bennett voice*

ARE YOU GOING TO STICK A FEATHER IN YOUR HAT YANKEE?????????
ARE YOU A LITTLE HANDY WITH THE GIRLS YOU YANKEE DOODLE??????

theta wrote:ARE YOU GOING TO STICK A FEATHER IN YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT *THOUSAND DECIBEL SCREECHING AND STATIC*
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Postby i am rich » Fri Mar 12, 2021 7:10 pm

fuck that rules
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Postby polybius » Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:28 pm

The Sunken Place wrote:
Kenny wrote:In the sense that time is an illusion forced on us by the workings of our brains, we are all enlightened we just aren't experiencing those meoments yet.


thats like saying an ape is a human but not experiencing it yet
  
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Postby sniplets » Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:30 pm

I enjoyed that a lot too
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Postby Kenny » Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:44 pm

why's that funny, it's also true
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Postby conductor » Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:29 pm

Jerry Lundegaard wrote:
this one has me dying, too

compatibility mode wrote:whoever made this system really needs to get in touch with autarch.

"hi welcome to waffle house, hows your MARB ZOZI going? would you like an upside down jelly pack horizontal in the number 2 position? of course, everyone knows what we are talking about, its so easy."


im fucking crying


I cracked up thinking about this tonight... my wife asked what I was laughing at and I said "I'm sorry, but it's just... too complicated to explain" but in retrospect I should have gone for it
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Postby Autarch » Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:56 pm

Conductor, please show your wife my ZOZI video.
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Postby Milk » Tue Mar 16, 2021 1:16 am

Autarch wrote:Conductor, please show your wife my ZIZI.
I must insist on being a pessimist, I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind
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Postby Milk » Tue Mar 16, 2021 1:17 am

It's a french joke ftr
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Postby Autarch » Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:24 am

Is the joke that I ask conductor to show their wife my oui oui?
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Postby mactheo » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:26 pm

Grendel wrote:Ass, Class & Grass 8-)
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Postby Jefferson Zeppelin » Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:17 am

Milquetoaster Strudels wrote:I also only buy the finest linens and saddles for my steed at men's warhorse
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Postby garbiel » Sun Mar 21, 2021 7:59 pm

hideout wrote:
alaska wrote:Cbt surprisingly actually has a pretty good track record with tinnitus iirc


that's not true, i've been getting my cock and balls tortured routinely and it hasn't helped
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Postby polybius » Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:55 pm

from the sleeping outside thread
Fine Wine wrote:Usually once or twice a year i go for this and it's always so great

Gonna sleep outside tonight

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Postby Fine Wine » Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:12 pm

i mean i've been in "the doghouse" for like five years and have spent most nights on one of:

1. a couch
2. a luxurious pullout couch
3. a floor

i think I can count on two hands the nights I've spent in a bed in the last three years

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW???
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Postby Fine Wine » Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:16 pm

i rented an apartment short-term and was like "best not buy a bed because this won't be permanent" so i bought an ok couch and lemme tell you sleeping, literally, on a couch for months will fuck your shit up
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Postby Jeremy » Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:17 pm

I sleep on a couch in my living room like Fox Mulder because I filled my bedroom with undifferentiated garbage, also like Fox Mulder.
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Postby Fine Wine » Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:18 pm

i want to believe
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Postby garbiel » Sun Mar 21, 2021 11:38 pm

re: sleeping outside
xxx-xxx-xxxx wrote:my former next door neighbor (he's dead now, not sleep related) used to take naps in his backyard in the winter in his full hunting gear.
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Sun Mar 21, 2021 11:44 pm

just happened 1 minute ago with a post in the hot jerk for congress thread by border k_uger

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lockheed's old roommate wrote:"up yours children!"
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Postby polybius » Mon Mar 22, 2021 2:35 pm

blogger status wrote:
Corpsegore wrote:Precious Moments


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Postby guy forget » Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:00 pm

kid8 wrote:Professor: now, what is kid8 trying to say here? What's the subtext?

Student: he wants to have sex with his dad?
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