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Postby winjer » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:52 pm

Riverchrist wrote:
john bongino wrote:Any coolness I had left went out the window when I had a kid


Ah yes, the Clapton Effect.
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Postby Fine Wine » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:53 pm

omfg
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Postby bro tones » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:53 pm

holy shit
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Postby winjer » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:54 pm

yeah that one is an all timer
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Postby Jeremy » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:56 pm

Does anyone have that painting.
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Postby bro tones » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:58 pm

Image
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Postby Fine Wine » Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:00 pm

lol
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Postby bro tones » Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:08 pm

oh man i remember telling my dad that joke,

what's the difference between a 4yo and a bag of cocaine?

eric clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a windowToggle Spoiler

and my dad very emphatically told me, "that's not funny."
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Postby Fine Wine » Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:09 pm

haha your dad likes eric clapton
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Postby bro tones » Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:10 pm

idiot
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Postby alaska » Tue Mar 23, 2021 10:43 am

Fine Wine wrote:i'm holding out for the kirkland signature shot
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Postby garbiel » Tue Mar 23, 2021 10:49 am

Garge Clooner wrote:🖐🍷
mactheo wrote:look: i don't understand
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Postby rankoutsider » Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:14 pm

FourLegsGood wrote:Got my second COVID shot and feel crazy. Just laying on the couch saying "look how they massacred my boy" while my gf tries to ignore me
Sprechen Sie talk?
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Postby bro tones » Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:15 pm

good page
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:56 pm

Fine Wine wrote:there sure is a lot of barfing at The Big Parade Thing

barfing, fighting and exposed body parts

one year I was right at the front gate and the drunk as hell lady next to me showed her boobs to every single float. i mean there are kids on most of these. there was a cop literally in front of us and he I guess had the thumbs up to not worry about boobs

well a little later (still way before 11 a.m.) she starts pulling her pants down and showing her HOOHAW to floats and that's when the cop finally got involved. and by that I mean pointed at her and screamed HEY NO, NO, THAT'S NOT OK then she was back to the boobshow
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Postby gug » Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:09 pm

lol
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Postby Corpsegore » Wed Mar 24, 2021 7:55 am

internethandle wrote:Clinton Global Initiative


conductor wrote:that's the bad guys in Red Alert
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Postby lefthandshake » Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:22 pm

Jeremy wrote:Image
Does this give anyone else 9/11 vibes for some reason.
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Postby woozy ducks » Thu Mar 25, 2021 5:19 pm

Holy shit
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Postby i am rich » Thu Mar 25, 2021 5:41 pm

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Postby Jeremy » Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:36 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:
Fine Wine wrote:there sure is a lot of barfing at The Big Parade Thing

barfing, fighting and exposed body parts

one year I was right at the front gate and the drunk as hell lady next to me showed her boobs to every single float. i mean there are kids on most of these. there was a cop literally in front of us and he I guess had the thumbs up to not worry about boobs

well a little later (still way before 11 a.m.) she starts pulling her pants down and showing her HOOHAW to floats and that's when the cop finally got involved. and by that I mean pointed at her and screamed HEY NO, NO, THAT'S NOT OK then she was back to the boobshow


This reminds me of a certain manatee touching dissuasion strategy.
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Postby Fine Wine » Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:38 pm

I'm now anti manatee
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Postby i am rich » Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:43 pm

extendedphenotype wrote:might as well ask me about the number of toupees sold by the british in afghanistan in the 1930s
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Postby Locke » Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:47 pm

warmjets wrote:*takes a hit of helium*

these witches want nikes
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Mar 27, 2021 3:01 pm

winjer wrote:
Riverchrist wrote:
john bongino wrote:Any coolness I had left went out the window when I had a kid


Ah yes, the Clapton Effect.


oh man
wendy wrote:
colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby garbiel » Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:35 pm

Jeremy wrote:
nocents wrote:GYBE! show and dude next to me talked loudly about how important the music was. Like as they are playing quiet parts of their set, he keeps repeating loudly and so that everyone around can hear, "This is such an honor to be here. This music is so important. This is art." I left.
mactheo wrote:look: i don't understand
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Postby sympathy » Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:23 am

Locust Valley 3 wrote:If Samantha 38G started playing Bloodborne I think I'd have a heart attack
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Postby Autarch » Sun Mar 28, 2021 2:04 am

garbiel wrote:
Jeremy wrote:
nocents wrote:GYBE! show and dude next to me talked loudly about how important the music was. Like as they are playing quiet parts of their set, he keeps repeating loudly and so that everyone around can hear, "This is such an honor to be here. This music is so important. This is art." I left.

oh fuck lol
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:07 am

guy forget wrote:
kid8 wrote:Professor: now, what is kid8 trying to say here? What's the subtext?

Student: he wants to have sex with his dad?

Lmao
kranky wrote:the monster mash isn't actually halloween specific and is just a monster party that could happen at any time.
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