have you masturbated to hentai / comics

'Cause I've been postin' and laughin' so long
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have you?

yes
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no
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Postby cooly » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:35 pm

the first time i jerked off was to hentai and then i downloaded a picture of a real vagina on kazaa and was disgusted (no offense ladies)
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:36 pm

what are you writing a book
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:37 pm

you will NEVER have my jack off secrets cooly
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:38 pm

i voted yes
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Postby polybius » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:40 pm

i did the opposite, i masturbated to a photo of a real life dick and then went on kazaa and downloaded images of hentai dicks
  
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Postby werd » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:41 pm

guess what I’m doing rn
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Postby alaska » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:41 pm

Masturbating to hentai / comics?
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Postby Skerple » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:42 pm

do the people who draw it get turned on by it
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Postby lalo cura » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:42 pm

oh i’ve never masturbated to hentai but i have this crazy old japanese magazine in my closet where in the classified porn section there was a photo of jim morrison i still don’t know why he’s there
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:45 pm

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Postby Skerple » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:47 pm

lalo cura wrote:oh i’ve never masturbated to hentai but i have this crazy old japanese magazine in my closet where in the classified porn section there was a photo of jim morrison i still don’t know why he’s there


was it a sexy nude
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Postby WEAK ALONE ANNOYING A TRUUEE RIDICULOUS DUMBaSS » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:47 pm

i don't
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Postby conductor » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:48 pm

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Postby FourLegsGood » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:48 pm

You wouldn't MASTURBATE to hentai / COMICS
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Postby Flossed Out » Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:51 pm

I always wonder why people with artistic talent aren't just constantly drawing dicks and butts and honkers and hoo has
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:02 am

the funny pages i callem
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Postby Hm I Dunno » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:04 am

I used to draw nude ladies and crank to them when I was like thirteen because I was new at being a perv

Would be amazing to have any of those. I don't explicitly remember throwing them out so there's a chance my parents encountered them at some point

But yeah I'm sure I did it to like Marge and Bart at some point, too, I'm not a prude
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Postby grammatron » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:16 am

I had a good friend when I was like 13/14 who was an amazing artist. I used to try to get him to draw hot babes doing sex stuff, like maybe even girls we knew. He would never do it because he said if my mom found them she’d know where they came from and he couldn’t deal with that.

Anyway he’s halfway through a 20 year prison sentence from robbing a Walgreen’s pharmacy and waving a pellet gun at a cop.
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Postby Skerple » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:20 am

Big Stinker wrote:I used to draw nude ladies and crank to them when I was like thirteen because I was new at being a perv

Would be amazing to have any of those. I don't explicitly remember throwing them out so there's a chance my parents encountered them at some point

But yeah I'm sure I did it to like Marge and Bart at some point, too, I'm not a prude


god damnit this is the life. consume the cum you created through your own drawing and it's as close to self sufficiency any human can get
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Postby polybius » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:22 am

grammatron wrote:I had a good friend when I was like 13/14 who was an amazing artist. I used to try to get him to draw hot babes doing sex stuff, like maybe even girls we knew. He would never do it because he said if my mom found them she’d know where they came from and he couldn’t deal with that.

Anyway he’s halfway through a 20 year prison sentence from robbing a Walgreen’s pharmacy and waving a pellet gun at a cop.

this is one drug reference away from being one of those Scared Straight DARE campaigns warning against the risky and dangerous behaviors young people engage in
  
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:24 am

i've played the bible black story video game, so yes

also when i was 13, i masturbated to everything even though i don't specifically remember hentai, so double yes
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:25 am

i probably masturbated to like pg comics that were titillating irz_shrug
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Postby Milk » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:46 am

While i always felt a bit outside that demographics age wise, it still happened. I mean, before i ever heard of the concept of hentai anyway i had superhero comics as a kid and they drew the women voluptuously enough it couldn't be helped. I specifically remember a Fantastic Four issue in the period when She-Hulk had replaced The thing after Secret Wars (mid 80s) where she's sunbathing on top of the Baxter building and she's face down with her top off (i was recently thinking of this issue and how ridiculous the concept of she-hulk sunbathing topless is i mean..usually the point is to get an even tan, but does green skin even tan?) and then paparazzi turn up in a chopper to take pics and she fumbles to put her top back on and then chases the chopper and anyway, i did it to that a few times when i was like a tween. I also remember going it to black widow. I always found it "interesting" (more like typical) that while male HUlk is a dumb brute never in any way meant to be sexually appealing (but surely HAS been still to some people...), when they made a woman Hulk of course she had to be all sexually attractive (and for this she also had to be able to retain her human intelligence)

Then when i got the internet at 20 i soon happened upon hentai and all that stuff and while i had not developed a habit for it like younger people might have from a young age, it got intriguing to me enough fast. I would say i've always tended more to be interested in western takes on hentai then proper japanese hentai if nothing else because 9 times out of 10 in japanese hentai they draw every woman with really big tits and i hate that. And i guess the times they DONT...well it basically falls under child pornography then...
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Postby Milk » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:50 am

here's a few panels of said scene i just dug up

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What you say? this is tame as fuck? Yes.I was a tween before the internet. You used what little you got.

I wonder if my mom is aware of the reason why i mostly read her Elle Quebec magazines (well outside of the hot women pics to jerk off to, there was also always a feature about sexuality and i educated myself pretty well with this too)
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Postby alaska » Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:00 am

Flossed Out wrote:I always wonder why people with artistic talent aren't just constantly drawing dicks and butts and honkers and hoo has


they are though
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Postby hells bells » Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:29 am

i was cranking really early on in life, and didn't start making a sexual connection to it until like 3rd grade when i started taking an interest in comic book and video game babes. around 11 or 12 was when we got a web tv and i eventually got emotionally independent enough to go behind my mom's back looking up porn. was horrified by real genitals. i remember seeing a buff dude with an erection and feeling like i could gag. this block remained for a while and i used hentai for a prolonged enough time that i guess the interest never left me. anyway, it's weird to me that people think it's weird that well made art can be as appealing as photo material
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Postby average deceiver » Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:32 am

cooly wrote:the first time i jerked off was to hentai and then i downloaded a picture of a real vagina on kazaa and was disgusted (no offense ladies)


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Postby Riverchrist » Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:37 am

That's not even the best iteration of the post:

cooly wrote:when i was a kid i remember downloading my first pornographic picture from kazaa, and it was just a huge picture of a vagina, and i just deleted it immediately and thought "i'm not ready for pornography"
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Postby grammatron » Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:52 am

polybius wrote:
grammatron wrote:I had a good friend when I was like 13/14 who was an amazing artist. I used to try to get him to draw hot babes doing sex stuff, like maybe even girls we knew. He would never do it because he said if my mom found them she’d know where they came from and he couldn’t deal with that.

Anyway he’s halfway through a 20 year prison sentence from robbing a Walgreen’s pharmacy and waving a pellet gun at a cop.

this is one drug reference away from being one of those Scared Straight DARE campaigns warning against the risky and dangerous behaviors young people engage in

Well, he robbed the pharmacy in a “suicide-by-cop” attempt due to a decade-plus heroin addiction, so
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