Long distance online relationships

'Cause I've been postin' and laughin' so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone

Postby Fine Wine » Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:47 pm

:shock:
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Postby folkface » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:28 pm

fancilad
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Postby unscrambled » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:37 pm

what 'gay site' if i may ask
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Postby Philip Graff » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:59 pm

You may ask, but I'd prefer not to answer
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Postby unscrambled » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:03 pm

i respect that and i respect you, philip graff
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Postby Philip Graff » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:08 pm

Haha thank you. Some of those site names though...make me want to hate crime myself! Like let's have some class, people
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Postby virile » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:09 pm

so would this be a bad time to guess gay dating site names (mine was gonna be penpals.com get it)
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Postby Philip Graff » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:10 pm

Lol, I'm sure whatever you come up with may already exist
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Postby BlackSugar » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:11 pm

I wasn't around for the fancielad days but mortimer introduced me to baby queens debut album and it's my absolute favorite record of the last 5 years easily. I just listened to the whole thing earlier tonight, it is so goddamn good. and I like him as a boarder and I like kiki and I like that they're a downlow hpn couple and that's it
I come like a thousand doves
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Postby unscrambled » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:13 pm

Philip Graff wrote:Haha thank you. Some of those site names though...make me want to hate crime myself! Like let's have some class, people


ok losing respect
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Postby Philip Graff » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:46 pm

sorry, but 'squirt' ...
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Postby 31Geeeeeeee » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:54 pm

Philip Graff wrote:sorry, but 'squip' ...
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Postby virile » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:57 pm

Philip Graff wrote:sorry, but 'donghunters' ...
mercenaries of slime wrote:or i can just post what i want
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Postby Merciel » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:02 am

Can't speak to whether you're acting the fool because I don't know shit about your situation, but sure, sometimes these work out pretty well.
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Postby Down n dirty rufus » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:07 am

Val and I did this
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Postby werd » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:33 am

you get to masturbate on cam a lot
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Postby VHB » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:34 am

they are no more and no less likely to work out than any other avenue and will succeed or fail in the long term for the same reasons any other relationship would.

mine fizzled out quickly and was a rather frustrating disappointment. But until that it was a lot of fun and I learned a lot about myself and I certainly don't regret trying it.
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Postby Seamus » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:43 am

Omg Kiki is married to holylols
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.
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Postby Seamus » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:43 am

All of my attempts at long distance relationships have ended in disaster
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Postby Kiki » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:16 am

If at least one of you is ridiculous enough you could be on 90 day fiancé
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Postby Seamus » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:19 am

I am completely ridiculous enough
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Postby ahalfhourago » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:22 am

All of my long distance relationships ended up being total disasters!
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:14 am

yep, they can work
andrei wrote: i heard james joyce is tough, this is probably like the james joyce of rap, ostensibly, if you wanna think of it in those terms. haha, and it bumps, too!
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:16 am

i will say that it helps if both involved are odd ducks
andrei wrote: i heard james joyce is tough, this is probably like the james joyce of rap, ostensibly, if you wanna think of it in those terms. haha, and it bumps, too!
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Postby polybius » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:17 am

fwiw i have no comment on the actual subject either way but i always think it's funny when this sort of thing happens with thread topics

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Postby iambic » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:18 am

sordid affair wrote:yep, they can work
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Postby churrokbyme » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:52 am

love a good long D relationship
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Postby gauchebag » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:00 am

31Geeeeeeee wrote:
lordofdiapers wrote:You and me, we come from different worlds.

You like to laugh at me when I look at other girls.


I'm such a baby 'cause the dolphins make me cry


Well there's nothing I can do
I'm in a long distance online relationship with youuuuuuuuuuu
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Postby Jefferson Zeppelin » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:17 am

Kiki wrote:I forgot to say, we didn’t meet on a dating site though. I just joined a forum and like a week in someone made a thread about a tinychat so I took a look cause why not. And there was this kinda nerdy wiseacre crackin silly jokes and apparently he’s been banned from the forum. The name of that forum? ...Hipinion.


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it's lostchijd isn't it
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Postby Kiki » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:22 pm

Shocking the whole of hipinion isn’t up to date on my life. It’s fancielad.
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