I lost a $1trillion bet to my wife

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That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone

Postby black drum » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:03 am

I said that the song "Raise a Little Hell" was by Queen. It's by Trooper.

Fuck.
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Postby clouds » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:09 am

congrats to your rich wife
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Postby Fine Wine » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:10 am

Damn she looking for a new suitor??
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Postby black drum » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:12 am

who among us didn't think that Raise a Little Hell was by Queen?
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Postby Fine Wine » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:12 am

I don't even know what that song is
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Postby gug » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:21 am

May e she should be in charge of the finances anyway
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Postby Seamus » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:24 am

You idiot
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.
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Postby black drum » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:25 am

Seamus wrote:You idiot


It was pretty dumb
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Postby big zorb » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:47 am

Do a little dance
Raise a little hell
This song's by Queen
This song's by Queen
Woman: [Possibly smiling or laughing].
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Postby Fine Wine » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:04 am

i've never heard this song
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Postby mactheo » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:13 am

i have to say, i think yr wife won this bet
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Postby mactheo » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:13 am

it's by Trooper
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Postby Locke » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:35 am

set up a payment plan
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Postby Grendel » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:36 am

Your wife is a cancon legend.
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:44 am

do you even have that much money? is she going to have to break your legs?
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Postby sniplets » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:45 am

I listened to this song when I first woke up (don't think I'd ever heard it) and now I can't get it out of my head.
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:45 am

it's time to pay the price
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Postby kit fox » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:48 am

Grendel wrote:Your wife is a cancon legend.


figured this must be cancon as soon as i saw that album cover
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Postby kit fox » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:48 am

they look genuinely happy in that photo is why
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Postby black drum » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:52 am

My wife is a Cancon legend

Raise a Little Hell came on the radio and I was like "Hey guess who sings this song" and she said "I dunno who" and I said "Queen" and she said "It is NOT Queen you fuckin' idiot, it's like Trooper or something" and I was like "Pffffft Trooper what the fuck yeah right it's totally Queen" and she's like "Uh no ya dumbo" and I was like "I'll wager you" and she was like "OK make it 1 trillion" and I was like "Deal" and then we got to my office and looked it up and it was indeed Trooper and the song was still playing and she was like "I'm rich!!!!"

I don't have that kind of money.
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Postby Daft Pun » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:04 am

never knowingly heard this song or band
A I R
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:05 am

just put the money into a joint account, then its your trillion too
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Postby darger » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:13 am

you're gonna need a payment plan.
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Postby darger » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:14 am

Ted Pikul wrote:just put the money into a joint account, then its your trillion too


she's not gonna fall for this.
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Postby Quizzical » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:57 am

darger wrote:
Ted Pikul wrote:just put the money into a joint account, then its your trillion too


she's not gonna fall for this.


uh...she listens to Trooper, so
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Postby Hal Jordan » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:11 pm

sounds like you need to raise a little money
A lamp with a white shade was knocked over and broken. Someone was smoking pot. “This is the pot room!” a young man said.
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Postby Locke » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:13 pm

did you shake on it? (easy trick most don't know to get out of $1T bets that you lost)
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Postby Fine Wine » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:14 pm

black drum wrote:My wife is a Cancon legend

Raise a Little Hell came on the radio and I was like "Hey guess who sings this song" and she said "I dunno who" and I said "Queen" and she said "It is NOT Queen you fuckin' idiot, it's like Trooper or something" and I was like "Pffffft Trooper what the fuck yeah right it's totally Queen" and she's like "Uh no ya dumbo" and I was like "I'll wager you" and she was like "OK make it 1 trillion" and I was like "Deal" and then we got to my office and looked it up and it was indeed Trooper and the song was still playing and she was like "I'm rich!!!!"

I don't have that kind of money.


you're fucked, bub
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Postby virile » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:15 pm

i don't even think i've ever heard of trooper but i knew this wasn't queen

gun to my head i'd probably have guessed like kiss or something probably i dunno
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