how would you describe your neighbor, if they made the news

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Postby coop » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:32 am

"he mostly kept to himself. sometimes I would see him mowing the yard. seemed like a normal guy"
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:33 am

"loved his snowblower like a son"
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby i am rich » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:34 am

feeds the feral cats in our buildings back yard
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Postby No Good Advice » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:35 am

'Off the rails kind of dude. Unhinged. I was just waiting for a murder'
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Postby Fine Wine » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:37 am

"we are the same person"
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:39 am

it's about time they lock him up
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Postby Annie May » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:41 am

Clearly he was blasting loud music all the time to drown out the sounds of murder
hamberders & covfefe
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:43 am

Likes smoking cigars on his patio. Subscribes to the local paper.
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Postby ahalfhourago » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:45 am

Is a real jerk.
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Postby Itsmecraig » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:51 am

She would hit the lock button on her car key fob to make the horn honk between 60 and 100 times every single afternoon so we knew she had something going on
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Postby This Guy » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:51 am

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Postby gug » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:53 am

Friendly and well intentioned
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Postby incoherent grunting » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:53 am

actually, my last neighbour was arrested for murder, and you know what - not surprised
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Postby normal forest » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:54 am

smells strongly of weed, loves to blast trap music at maximum volume during my zoom calls, overall seems like a pretty good dude
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Postby Fine Wine » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:55 am

"i always thought there must be dead bodies over there but he came over once and nope, dude just has really rank farts. cool guy"
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Postby i am rich » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:57 am

Fine Wine wrote:"i always thought there must be dead bodies over there but he came over once and nope, dude just has really rank farts. cool guy"

Fine Wine wrote:"we are the same person"
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Postby clouds » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:58 am

north: absolute lunatic who has been making cuts with a circular saw in his backyard for the last 18 months approximately 16 hours a day

south: perfect neighbor, waves but never stop & chats, nice smile. i've never seen anyone else at his house in the couple of years he's been there.

west: young bro w/roomate, coaches hs girls soccer, put up a trump flag 2 weeks before election as a reaction to all the houses on our street having biden or anti-trump signs so he lost all good will with me and i've been ignoring him since.

east: seems kind of bored since he retired. nice guy who doesn't say much unless he's had a couple of michelobs or lites then he will come say hi. gives my dog treats through a hole in the fence.
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Postby CudNylon » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:02 am

Would call them inconsiderate then say “should have seen it coming”/“probably had it coming” depending on what happened.

Most likely another neighbor would be saying “he never spoke to anyone, then suddenly snapped” about me in regards to the first neighbor.
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Postby v h g » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:08 am

Shes very friendly but I'm not surprised because her father also did time for bribing public officials
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:26 am

"He always tucked in his t-shirts, and had an extremely high pitched voice. It was only a matter of time."
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Postby brittle » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:06 am

very good, friendly neighbor. he'd help me shovel if i hadn't finished by the time he did.
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Postby bort » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:06 am

he sucks at drums, but has a a pretty sick classic truck
big nipples , big life
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:08 am

Rarely shoveled his front walk, listened to bad dance music in his backyard late at night sometimes
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Postby gauchebag » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:15 am

in 4 years the woman who lives next door to me, i have seen her once and interacted with her only that one time and that was when we thought the building was on fire. did she even knew who i was? she orders a lot of stuff, sometimes gets multiple packages on the same day.
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Postby Milk » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:16 am

I have never seen my floor neighbor. Hasn't been there more than a year i think though. All i've recently learned is he (she?) smokes because since it's spring i've opened my kitchen window sometimes and once in a while my apartment starts smelling like cigs because they go out to smoke behind the apartment.
I must insist on being a pessimist, I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind
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Postby sobieski » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:18 am

The guy that would take his cat for walks
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
and sleep more
always/ tip %20
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Postby Down n dirty rufus » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:36 am

stomped around CONSTANTLY
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Postby toots » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:46 am

area man
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