how would your neighbors describe you if you made the news

'Cause I've been postin' and laughin' so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone

Postby garbiel » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:23 am

"pretty cool and handsome guy"
mactheo wrote:look: i don't understand
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Postby snow wave » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:25 am

"He was a really cool, well dressed handsome man with great taste in art and music. I really wish I knew him better."
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Postby Ralph Vaughan Williams » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:25 am

"chain smoker"
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Postby ahalfhourago » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:29 am

“I knew he would be rich and famous one day.”
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Postby clouds » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:30 am

"some sort of leftist redneck who drinks way too much judging by the sound of his recycling container when it's picked up. mows his lawn in gross cutoffs and a straw hat. when he first moved in he seemed to have friends over quite a bit but he's grown increasingly isolated as he aged."
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Postby gug » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:31 am

"I don't have any neighbors, who's this?"
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Postby incoherent grunting » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:38 am

"who?"
"let's get psychic not blacked out. Let's get wild without getting sick. Let's get turnt while staying woke."
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Postby Milk » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:42 am

"most of us never even saw him, but i think Paolo on 3rd floor crossed him in the hallway once or twice. We never heard a peep coming from his apartment but it often smelled of cat litter.... there was obviously something sketchy about this guy"
I must insist on being a pessimist, I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind
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Postby Milk » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:43 am

only my landlady could describe me as reserved but nice.
I must insist on being a pessimist, I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind
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Postby gallits » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:49 am

cooks a lot, regularly sets off the smoke alarm
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Postby hadlex » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:55 am

a genetic experiment gone horribly sexy
The laughing jumbo of Europe's gay spots.
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Postby Oranges » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:04 am

she was really strange but she always shovelled everyone’s walks when it snowed
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Postby Jeremy » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:50 am

Coughs a lot.
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Postby Annie May » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:51 am

'One time he fell asleep on his steps smoking a cigarette'
hamberders & covfefe
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Postby dusky » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:52 am

he was always bumping the sickest techno beats
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Postby Annie May » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:53 am

'his singing was tuneless and grating'
hamberders & covfefe
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Postby sobieski » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:54 am

like a stone crossing a lake
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
and sleep more
always/ tip %20
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Postby Annie May » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:57 am

'Had a beautiful head of hair'
hamberders & covfefe
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Postby toots » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:06 am

neighbor of area man
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Postby bilirubin fancier » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:06 am

unfriendly
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Postby dusky » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:08 am

a dedicated sunset looker ater
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:18 am

"she's a bit of a busy body but is ultimately pretty nice, really seemed to hate the landlord"
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Postby dusky » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:14 pm

i would have never imagined he would be capable of something like this. he always seemed so opposed to traveling the world by bicycle wearing nothing but a fuzzy hat and backpack bluetooth speakers blasting born slippy repeat.
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Postby dusky » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:15 pm

oh no wait sorry that's mego's neighbor
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:16 pm

oh this is how my neighbor would describe me, not how i'd describe my neighbor.

in that case, "dude seems to fart a lot and that ponytail he puts his hair in when he runs does not work for him one bit"
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Postby ueckerist » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:46 pm

"he had the most hilarious names for his wifi. god, i can't stop crying."
Hopefully, people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson.
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Postby kid8 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:29 pm

"He was always kind of rowdy but in a friendly way I guess. You could always tell when he was drinking because he would say 'hey grrrl' instead of 'Hi.'"
*FOREIGN CONTAMINANT*
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Postby wolfie » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:32 pm

"I saw him out there one day pretending to care about his lawn. He has a lot of bottle recycling."
אחד

"our in-toilet cameras show people are shitting all over these toilets"
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Postby ahalfhourago » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:35 pm

"He never once took a shit."
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Postby PBR_Streetgang » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:43 pm

"We put together a neighbourhood collection to buy him some blinds but he apparently he just spent the money on a dick tattoo"
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