how would your neighbors describe you if you made the news

[garbiel]

"pretty cool and handsome guy"

[snow wave]

"He was a really cool, well dressed handsome man with great taste in art and music. I really wish I knew him better."

[Ralph Vaughan Williams]

"chain smoker"

[ahalfhourago]

“I knew he would be rich and famous one day.”

[clouds]

"some sort of leftist redneck who drinks way too much judging by the sound of his recycling container when it's picked up. mows his lawn in gross cutoffs and a straw hat. when he first moved in he seemed to have friends over quite a bit but he's grown increasingly isolated as he aged."

[gug]

"I don't have any neighbors, who's this?"

[incoherent grunting]

"who?"

[Milk]

"most of us never even saw him, but i think Paolo on 3rd floor crossed him in the hallway once or twice. We never heard a peep coming from his apartment but it often smelled of cat litter.... there was obviously something sketchy about this guy"

[Milk]

only my landlady could describe me as reserved but nice.

[gallits]

cooks a lot, regularly sets off the smoke alarm

[hadlex]

a genetic experiment gone horribly sexy

[Oranges]

she was really strange but she always shovelled everyone’s walks when it snowed

[Jeremy]

Coughs a lot.

[Annie May]

'One time he fell asleep on his steps smoking a cigarette'

[dusky]

he was always bumping the sickest techno beats

[Annie May]

'his singing was tuneless and grating'

[sobieski]

like a stone crossing a lake

[Annie May]

'Had a beautiful head of hair'

[toots]

neighbor of area man

[bilirubin fancier]

unfriendly

[dusky]

a dedicated sunset looker ater

[light rail coyote]

"she's a bit of a busy body but is ultimately pretty nice, really seemed to hate the landlord"

[dusky]

i would have never imagined he would be capable of something like this. he always seemed so opposed to traveling the world by bicycle wearing nothing but a fuzzy hat and backpack bluetooth speakers blasting born slippy repeat.

[dusky]

oh no wait sorry that's mego's neighbor

[light rail coyote]

oh this is how my neighbor would describe me, not how i'd describe my neighbor.

in that case, "dude seems to fart a lot and that ponytail he puts his hair in when he runs does not work for him one bit"

[ueckerist]

"he had the most hilarious names for his wifi. god, i can't stop crying."

[kid8]

"He was always kind of rowdy but in a friendly way I guess. You could always tell when he was drinking because he would say 'hey grrrl' instead of 'Hi.'"

[wolfie]

"I saw him out there one day pretending to care about his lawn. He has a lot of bottle recycling."

[ahalfhourago]

"He never once took a shit."

[PBR_Streetgang]

"We put together a neighbourhood collection to buy him some blinds but he apparently he just spent the money on a dick tattoo"