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by Robert » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:22 pm
Guess I'll finish Weathering With You
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by Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:22 pm
i have also never perused the profiles of other same sex "competition" at all but apparently a lot of the girls who show up aren't fond of bullshit like posing with trophy hunting kills etc
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by bamboozle_guzzler » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:25 pm
better put up & pucker up (or shutup) bluelips better turn out your mouth
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by maraschino cherry » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:28 pm
the "five love languages" has given them a more polite way to say that they're tired of cleaning up after all their past boyfriends and would like to be in a relationship with an adult that gives them the sacred gift of sometimes cleaning the house without being asked
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by bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:28 pm
i feel so picky and gross swiping through a million outdoorsy/football/yoga/travel pic profiles such is dating app life iguess
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by theta » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:30 pm
maraschino cherry wrote: the "five love languages" has given them a more polite way to say that they're tired of cleaning up after all their past boyfriends and would like to be in a relationship with an adult that gives them the sacred gift of sometimes cleaning the house without being asked
yeah you get to a certain age and you need to make sure upfront that a potential partner is both capable of and inclined to cleaning a bathroom
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gothical storm
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by cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:31 pm
let me carrryyy the looooaaddd mr frodooo
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by Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:32 pm
im super into cleaning the bathroom
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by Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:33 pm
should i just write that in my profile?
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by bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:33 pm
i loooove cleaning up after yooooouuu
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by cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:33 pm
do you wish to live w someone?
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by Grendel » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:34 pm
I want to die alone
Paul Mooney wrote: When I see homeless white person I start crying. (cries) What a waste of white skin.
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by cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:35 pm
the only way i'll live with a human again is if they pay all my bills
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by Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:35 pm
last girl i dated first night i spent there i went out and bought a drain snake the following morning cos i couldn't wash my face w/o the sink starting to overflow.
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by bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:36 pm
i just want a companion to laugh at the same stupid shit with
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by theta » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:36 pm
loaf angel wrote: last girl i dated first night i spent there i went out and bought a drain snake the following morning cos i couldn't wash my face w/o the sink starting to overflow.
Jeremy wrote: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a sarcastic serf - forever.
gothical storm
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by cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:38 pm
possibly gross
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by Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:40 pm
i can't tell if the wince is cos of what i did or if the situation was gross
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by theta » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:41 pm
cuz the situation was gross
Jeremy wrote: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a sarcastic serf - forever.
gothical storm
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by The Priest » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:41 pm
This is why I stopped pooping and peeing years ago
Thank you for reading my posts ❤️
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by bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:43 pm
if i slept over at someone’s house and their sink was backed up in the morning i would probably ask them about it
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by Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:44 pm
theta wrote: cuz the situation was gross
oh right. eh i guess looking back on it. i liked her and it was just me helping out.
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by virile » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:47 pm
cartola wrote: the only way i'll live with a human again is if they pay all my bills
this sounds nice is there an app for this
mercenaries of slime wrote: or i can just post what i want
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by a new dad for all » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:53 pm
bluelips wrote: ahh that explains it. i guess that and the meyers briggs account for a lot of dating profile content then
meyers briggs is nice to know so you can stay the f away from anyone thats like "Pround ENTJ"
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by a new dad for all » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:55 pm
actually entj's are pretty much the only people ive ever seen put their meyers briggs letters in the profile
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by bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:00 pm
does that mean they’re an outgoing extrovert
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by bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:11 pm
😕
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by a new dad for all » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:12 pm
yeah its extroverted, n?, thinking, judging its the "ceo" or the "leader" or the unshakeable intolerant psychopath
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by cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:31 pm
bluelips wrote: 😕
dang over already
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