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Postby Robert » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:22 pm

Guess I'll finish Weathering With You
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:22 pm

i have also never perused the profiles of other same sex "competition" at all but apparently a lot of the girls who show up aren't fond of bullshit like posing with trophy hunting kills etc
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Postby bamboozle_guzzler » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:25 pm

better put up & pucker up (or shutup) bluelips

better turn out your mouth
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Postby maraschino cherry » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:28 pm

the "five love languages" has given them a more polite way to say that they're tired of cleaning up after all their past boyfriends and would like to be in a relationship with an adult that gives them the sacred gift of sometimes cleaning the house without being asked
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Postby bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:28 pm

i feel so picky and gross swiping through a million outdoorsy/football/yoga/travel pic profiles

such is dating app life iguess
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Postby theta » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:30 pm

maraschino cherry wrote:the "five love languages" has given them a more polite way to say that they're tired of cleaning up after all their past boyfriends and would like to be in a relationship with an adult that gives them the sacred gift of sometimes cleaning the house without being asked


yeah you get to a certain age and you need to make sure upfront that a potential partner is both capable of and inclined to cleaning a bathroom
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Postby cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:31 pm

let me carrryyy the looooaaddd mr frodooo
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:32 pm

im super into cleaning the bathroom
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:33 pm

should i just write that in my profile?
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Postby bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:33 pm

i loooove cleaning up after yooooouuu
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Postby cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:33 pm

do you wish to live w someone?
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Postby Grendel » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:34 pm

I want to die alone
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Postby cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:35 pm

the only way i'll live with a human again is if they pay all my bills
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:35 pm

last girl i dated first night i spent there i went out and bought a drain snake the following morning cos i couldn't wash my face w/o the sink starting to overflow.
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Postby bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:36 pm

i just want a companion to laugh at the same stupid shit with
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Postby theta » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:36 pm

loaf angel wrote:last girl i dated first night i spent there i went out and bought a drain snake the following morning cos i couldn't wash my face w/o the sink starting to overflow.


:?
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:37 pm

is that bad?
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Postby cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:38 pm

possibly gross
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:40 pm

i can't tell if the wince is cos of what i did or if the situation was gross
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Postby theta » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:41 pm

cuz the situation was gross
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Postby The Priest » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:41 pm

This is why I stopped pooping and peeing years ago
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Postby bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:43 pm

if i slept over at someone’s house and their sink was backed up in the morning i would probably ask them about it
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:44 pm

theta wrote:cuz the situation was gross


oh right. eh i guess looking back on it. i liked her and it was just me helping out.
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Postby virile » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:47 pm

cartola wrote:the only way i'll live with a human again is if they pay all my bills


this sounds nice is there an app for this
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Postby a new dad for all » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:53 pm

bluelips wrote:
lefthandshake wrote:https://www.5lovelanguages.com/

i hate that i even know this


ahh that explains it. i guess that and the meyers briggs account for a lot of dating profile content then



meyers briggs is nice to know so you can stay the f away from anyone thats like "Pround ENTJ"
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Postby a new dad for all » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:55 pm

actually entj's are pretty much the only people ive ever seen put their meyers briggs letters in the profile
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Postby bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:00 pm

does that mean they’re an outgoing extrovert
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Postby bluelips » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:11 pm

Image


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Postby a new dad for all » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:12 pm

yeah its extroverted, n?, thinking, judging

its the "ceo" or the "leader" or the unshakeable intolerant psychopath
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Postby cartola » Sun Apr 18, 2021 9:31 pm

bluelips wrote:Image


😕

dang over already
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