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Postby jefe górgory » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:39 pm

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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:39 pm

banquo wrote:did someone explain the tostitos joke yet because I'm too confused to be offended


it was a crude joke about her last name sounding like that and the tabloid-esque way every major outlet is reporting on it reducing this to another true-crime thing before it's even been resolved, clearly the people following this extensively are being entertained by the whole thing. I'm changing the thread name
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:39 pm

i hate taking a shit and yet
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:40 pm

just slamming that quick reply button on some absolute baloney
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:40 pm

delgriffith wrote:Image
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figured for sure this was a Troemel style joke, holy shit its real
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:42 pm

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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:44 pm

loaf angel wrote:the greatest true crime doc is The Jinx, if it can even be considered that


I enjoyed The Jinx, especially Robert Durst's burps, but them basically holding onto actual evidence in a murder investigation for as long as they did because they didn't want to spoil the end of the series was some really insane shit and why you should never take Hollywood moralism seriously.
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Postby That Demon Life » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:45 pm

auspice wrote:
loaf angel wrote:the greatest true crime doc is The Jinx, if it can even be considered that


I enjoyed The Jinx, especially Robert Durst's burps, but them basically holding onto actual evidence in a murder investigation for as long as they did because they didn't want to spoil the end of the series was some really insane shit and why you should never take Hollywood moralism seriously.


Yeah I'm definitely anti-justice system, but this seems like some shit that should be prosecuted.
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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:46 pm

loaf angel wrote:
delgriffith wrote:Image
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figured for sure this was a Troemel style joke, holy shit its real


it's all Christians, if you look at that Fox News tweet about the rainbow earlier in the thread all the replies are lunatics thanking God for accepting Gabby and people RP'ing their dead relatives welcoming her to heaven with open arms. worst group of people on the planet, they turn every single tragedy into something they think can be smiled about because GOD WILLS IT
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:46 pm

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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:48 pm

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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:48 pm

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Postby laserblast » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:49 pm

She touched the world;
North Port loves Gabby.
Cops know more than they're saying;
Patience is key.

FBI is now looking
For both Gabby and Brian.
He is not missing,
He is hiding.

This is now
an active crime scene.
Florida local tells that
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Postby Oranges » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:49 pm

light rail coyote wrote:
Ted Pikul wrote:the 'serious' true crime community has big problems with the netflix docs, yeah. and a lot of podcasts/youtubers that are really exploitive or have been caught plagiarizing


yeah I listened to the first year or so of my favorite murder but had to stop once "murderinos" became a thing and you'd get live episodes where they'd be like "and he strangled her for 4 hours" and the audience would start cheering

I get the appeal of true crime- we're all fascinated by the darker parts of reality and there's always the "what if this happened to me?" element that seems like a relatively healthy survival instinct- but "true crime fandom" or whatever kind of creeps me out at this point and a lot of what I see from this world is a type of pro-police pop-psychology that just reinforces a lot of trashy tabloid bullshit by giving it this faux news makeover


yeah same - it got to be way too much. the whole reason i was ever interested in true crime is because i wanted to understand how people could do things like that, or be witness to victims stories in some way. i also like the investigative portion

once i had my child tho… all of these people became my child in a way, and it was too difficult for me to process anymore. i’m still compelled by it all but mfm got dropped pretty quick
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:51 pm

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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:51 pm

Ye Olde Alafka wrote:This thread reminds me of the greatest argument I have ever had, one which genuinely damaged a close friendship, about whether or not sufjan Stevens 's "John Wayne Gacy jr" is a good song


I heard it for the first time when I was 19 and impressionable and it's actually what got me into him, at the time my reaction was "whoa what a deep dark song" but now I find it really weird and kind of nauseating. I think Sufjan just wanted to have a big edgelord moment on his great big Illinois album for his very dumb "all the states" project or whatever he was billing the thing as and that's why that song is there.
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Postby jefe górgory » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:57 pm

Sufjan doesn’t need to be an edge lord he’s too jacked
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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:57 pm

DasLofGang wrote:
banquo wrote:"we looked at all the evidence... and eventually the police found the person without our help at all... but we might have helped their discovery process if they read our emails after catching them? don't mess with cats!!"

how i managed to cringe my way through this entire thing i'll never know

internet sleuths might be the least self-aware group outside of pickup artists


the main reason I didn't watch that doc is because I have no desire to watch anything involving real cat murder. but the other reason is that most people who aren't imageboard-savvy don't really understand that these are the same types of people who comprise the Kiwi Farms community and they aren't motivated by any real moralism as much as they are getting off on trying to ruin someone's life, so naturally it makes sense to choose the ugliest sorts of people as their targets. it's on par with supporting amateur predator hunters on youtube because "pedos bad" and then ignoring the videos where they're just harassing mentally ill/special needs people because they got bad info or didn't follow the same protocols that the groups who do this professionally use.
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Postby Oranges » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:00 pm

does piss me off that missing non-white ppl get almost no media coverage. a woman i worked really closely with went missing and i found out about it through some
vice expose, wasn’t even on the fucking news. i was gutted when i randomly happened upon it. she was an indigenous woman, and there have been so many murders in my area of indigenous women but they will barely even make note of it being a serial killer(s).

there’s one road south of edmonton that they’ve found four bodies along and i dunno how anyone can say that isn’t related.

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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:04 pm

yeah most indigenous happenings are basically invisible to the public. did those mass child graves at the Christian schools in Canada get coverage for more than a week? it got to the point where fucking Matt Walsh was trying to defend it but then largely disappeared.

I would put up with terrible true-crime docs covering that because it's absolutely the sort of thing every investigative body should be focusing on and instead it just became a "look what's going on in Kooky Kanada!" sidebar for a week
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:05 pm

auspice wrote:
Ye Olde Alafka wrote:This thread reminds me of the greatest argument I have ever had, one which genuinely damaged a close friendship, about whether or not sufjan Stevens 's "John Wayne Gacy jr" is a good song


I heard it for the first time when I was 19 and impressionable and it's actually what got me into him, at the time my reaction was "whoa what a deep dark song" but now I find it really weird and kind of nauseating. I think Sufjan just wanted to have a big edgelord moment on his great big Illinois album for his very dumb "all the states" project or whatever he was billing the thing as and that's why that song is there.


yeah this is a fair reading
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:05 pm

laserblast wrote:She touched the world;
North Port loves Gabby.
Cops know more than they're saying;
Patience is key.

FBI is now looking
For both Gabby and Brian.
He is not missing,
He is hiding.

This is now
an active crime scene.
Florida local tells that
Brian Laundrie

Search area is infested
With alligators.
Unity for Gabby.
We want answers.


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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:07 pm

to think we could have gotten his take on Richard Ramirez before Mark Kozelek tackled that if he had actually committed to the 50 States thing.

Richard Ramirez...
They said, he was the weirdest...
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Ye Olde Alafka wrote:
auspice wrote:
Ye Olde Alafka wrote:This thread reminds me of the greatest argument I have ever had, one which genuinely damaged a close friendship, about whether or not sufjan Stevens 's "John Wayne Gacy jr" is a good song


I heard it for the first time when I was 19 and impressionable and it's actually what got me into him, at the time my reaction was "whoa what a deep dark song" but now I find it really weird and kind of nauseating. I think Sufjan just wanted to have a big edgelord moment on his great big Illinois album for his very dumb "all the states" project or whatever he was billing the thing as and that's why that song is there.


yeah this is a fair reading


fair in the sense that, i got half of my friend's assets when i divorced him for espousing it
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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:11 pm

it is definitely funny that there are people who think "John Wayne Gacy Jr." is the proper entry point for pitching people on Sufjan.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:12 pm

There's a lot of talk about indigenous murdered and missing on the true crime forums I read but yeah almost none outside of that niche

Canada has some legendary true crime tho including Robert Pickton (not to be confused with Rick Pickton)
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