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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:57 pm

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Postby gold and glass » Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:58 pm

hell yeah
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby i am rich » Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:58 pm

his left ear must be cold
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Postby Actor Jason P » Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:59 pm

First rule of Ludicrous Dork Club
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Postby BlackSugar » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:02 pm

literature’s perry farrell
I come like a thousand doves
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Postby jewels » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:09 pm

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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:23 pm

gold and glass wrote:hell yeah


my first thought on seeing that pic for sure
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Postby razzle » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:24 pm

Good look
At least we have
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Postby Quizzical » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:02 pm

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Art would like a word
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:34 pm

you could've told me that was ed kowalczyk and i would've believed you
WHITESOXXX-XXX-XXXX
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Postby pashmina juul » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:35 pm

looks like a radiohead album
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Postby conductor » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:39 pm

this the guy who wrote that book about taking the tube out of a pen and sticking it down your p**hole?
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Postby bamboozle_guzzler » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:11 pm

dang favoring that left ear w/ extra insulation is a very consistent thing it seems

maybe there's a medical reason for it?!?!?

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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:14 pm

My man Chuck has Cold Ear
alaska1 wrote:I always look to something new amazing for more pleasure.
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Postby werd » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:47 pm

I used to read these books

they were gross
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Postby can » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:49 pm

is this allowed
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:50 pm

Remember the story where the kid gets his guts sucked out his butt in a pool and then a kid gets his sister pregnant when he jacks off in a pool

I read that one and was like, ew
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Postby can » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:54 pm

i can't stop staring at his "look"
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Postby can » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:55 pm

the toque look
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Postby sympathy » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:56 pm

really I wish I still had the copy of guts i printed up from my parents gateway computer
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Postby can » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:00 am

what's the last age that it would still seem cool to read one of these
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Postby sympathy » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:46 am

Reading will always be cool you fascist
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Postby easy » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:55 am

he looks like he just invented a way to say 48 words to your dead relatives in a showtime miniseries
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Postby virile » Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:07 am

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Postby Cone » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:29 am

bamboozle_guzzler wrote:dang favoring that left ear w/ extra insulation is a very consistent thing it seems

maybe there's a medical reason for it?!?!?

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This was driving me nuts and lead me to finding this synopsis of his 2018 novel Adjustment Day

It is the eve of America’s newest war, one in which two million young men will be removed from their ordinary lives and be drafted to fight. Just as the declaration of war is about to be passed, the citizens of the United States begin Adjustment Day, the ultimate power reversal. For weeks people have been voting on what is called The List, an opportunity for ordinary citizens to select who they think are “America’s Least Wanted”. Fueled by Adjustment Day, an aphorism filled book which convinces ordinary citizens that Adjustment Day is coming, and that they have the opportunity to be a part of it. In only a few minutes, nearly all of the targets on The List have been killed, and their left ears taken as evidence.


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Postby marble » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:36 am

i bought the short story collection that guts is in at an airport and read it on the plane

great flight
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Postby dog planet » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:43 am

Cone wrote:
It is the eve of America’s newest war, one in which two million young men will be removed from their ordinary lives and be drafted to fight. Just as the declaration of war is about to be passed, the citizens of the United States begin Adjustment Day, the ultimate power reversal. For weeks people have been voting on what is called The List, an opportunity for ordinary citizens to select who they think are “America’s Least Wanted”. Fueled by Adjustment Day, an aphorism filled book which convinces ordinary citizens that Adjustment Day is coming, and that they have the opportunity to be a part of it. In only a few minutes, nearly all of the targets on The List have been killed, and their left ears taken as evidence.


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Massive fuck up. Chuck must have been furious.
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Postby Greetalia Guggers » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:14 am

Ew
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Postby Actor Jason P » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:20 am

THAT'S THE WRONG EAR YOU NITWITS!!
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Postby baleen » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:17 am

i've never trusted anyone with that weird teeny goatee/soul patch thing happening but the lopsided beanie is competing for awfulness
The answer is simple: artisanship.
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