Are you a proponent of the diamond theory of hotness?

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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:25 pm

brittle wrote:...which is why i clicked the thread cuz i've been doing lots of double-diamonding of late


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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:30 pm

I'm cheugy
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Postby Autarch » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:54 pm

alessio (inventor of diamond theory) was a genius.
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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:55 pm

Autarch wrote:alessio (inventor of diamond theory) was a genius.


as a sapiosexual, i find this alessio incredibly hot
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Postby can » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:56 pm

autarch (known sponsor of many dumb theories) is some guy i "know"
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Postby Real Real Real » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:02 am

tiny neck huge hips and tiny legs of course i know it
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Postby Autarch » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:03 am

i'm a genius.
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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:05 am

Autarch wrote:i'm a genius.


as a sapiosexual, i find this autarch incredibly hot
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Postby Autarch » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 am

Let’s talk diamond theory
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Postby Ghost of Spartacus » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:31 am

theta wrote:alessio sold you a rebranded bell curve


“Alessio” is Portuguese for “bell”
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Postby Autarch » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:37 am

The thing about diamond theory is that it’s just so interesting. There’s so much to talk about.
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Postby Skerple » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:48 am

how do I become diamond-level hot?
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:52 am

Diamonds are hard...I'm hard...am I hot?
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Postby fresh » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:52 am

pressure turns bell curves into diamonds
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Postby Autarch » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:05 am

Skerple wrote:how do I become diamond-level hot?

Everyone is in the diamond. It’s about what part of the diamond you’re in.
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Postby Skerple » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:21 am

shit!
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Postby Skerple » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:30 am

I guess I'm taking some solace in making the diamond in the first place. full diamond is 10 right? then if I'm on the diamond I'm somewhere near 10 even if I don't have full diamond-level hotness
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Postby Skerple » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:33 am

do you know if anyone else on the board made it to the diamond?
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Postby Autarch » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:31 am

everyone is on the diamond.
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Postby brittle » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:47 am

can the diamond have a phat tail???
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Postby sobieski » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:55 am

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Postby Skerple » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:56 am

Autarch wrote:everyone is on the diamond.


buy if we're all diamond-rank then how do we tell who's attractive I guess is what I'm saying.
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Postby Skerple » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:58 am

actually I can see this being good. like we're all diamond, we all are beautiful and unique, and there's no need to rank at all. I like that. yeah. diamond theory is pretty cool.
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Postby Bertha_Butt » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:01 pm

Autarch wrote:Diamond Theory says that, when rating another person’s hotness on a scale of 0-10, the distribution should be basically in the shape of a diamond, with a lot of people in the middle, and very few people on the “extremely hot” or “extremely ugly” end of the spectrum.


But what isn’t diamond shape when attributing people to anything on a scale?
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Postby Skerple » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:01 pm

it's not a scale, we're all diamond rank
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Postby Skerple » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:02 pm

that's actually what makes it so cool
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Postby can » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:05 pm

the diamond lobby doesn’t want you to know this but you can actually break a diamond with a hammer
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