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Postby laserblast » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:00 am

at carolina there was this class that everyone wanted to take, this small honors thing (this should have been my first red flag) filled with like, "campus leaders" (should have been the second), that was essentially just a Philosophy of Living class

the assigned pre-class reading was The Abolition of Man and i read it and was like 'this guy is a dumb ass' and dropped the class
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:02 am

I remember giving mere Christianity the old college try in high school bc I really wanted to believe in God and after the first chapter being like .... Brooooooo
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Postby laserblast » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:03 am

FMK: the lion, the witch, the wardrobe?
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Postby dr. badvibes » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:04 am

the preponderance of gaming has given me LAN ass
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:04 am

That good Jesus lion dick
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:04 am

I'm sorry
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:04 am

Anyway fuck witch marry lion kill wardrobe. I guess
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Postby laserblast » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:06 am

wtf did the wardrobe do to hurt u
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:06 am

Wardrobe didn't have big naturals
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:08 am

God what a powerful few days on the board
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Postby laserblast » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:10 am

archive
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Postby iambic » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:14 am

Aslan wrote:
iambic wrote:remembering the bit in secular faith and spiritual freedom where martin hagglund casually dismantles c.s. lewis's christianity via his grief for his dead wife


Lol a grief observed is like the best thing Lewis ever wrote but I'm fine with dude getting owned

it was a very tender dismantling
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:16 am

i gotta read hagglund
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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:50 am

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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:51 am

🔥
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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:55 am

Dipping back into that this morning should really get me primed for my grief therapy session later
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:07 am

<3 Blessings pal
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Postby sobieski » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:10 am

i always liked the idea that a wardrobe could be a portal, into the imagination
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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:10 am

Aslan wrote:<3 Blessings pal


Thank you
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Postby CHUNT » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:48 am

Despite the obvious lion I continue to identify you as Asian. Like maybe the lion is asian or something
Tom Waits for no man
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:53 am

changing my username to "asian" would frankly, be quite different of vibes
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Postby excellent poster » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:08 pm

Hey nice thread
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:10 pm

This is simply unacceptable.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:12 pm

woah the christ lion boards here now
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:12 pm

biggest pickup since Bart Simpson
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:19 pm

I'm livid
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:27 pm

Tell that little shit to friggin' ease up on the Turkish Delight
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:28 pm

Why’d you send Susan to hell for wearing makeup, asshole
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 2:10 pm

Listen, I didn't make the rules, I just enforce them.
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Postby Stewart Stewart » Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:06 pm

I have known immediate regret before, but never like this
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