Jesus you're supposed to drink 64oz of water??

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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:48 am

jewels wrote:people judge you for not ordering soda at a restaurant?

at Nice Restaurants i don't order cocktails or wine if i don't feel like drinking and that gets a raised eyebrow from my dining companions from time to time

back when i had to eat fast food lunch with coworkers on weekdays and asked for the water cup i could often tell the person handing it to me was expecting me to go fill it with soda that i was too cheap to pay for. what i don't get is why they would care
it's the suspense that gets me wrote:wandering around the house grunting "UUHHHHHH PUT IT ON MEEEEEHHHH"
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:54 am

That's it. I'm moving to the Texas Florida tech corridor and dragging five or six saline drips around behind me on my electric unicycle scooter.
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Postby warmjets » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:01 am

my mornings consist of chugging water and coffee for a couple of hours and peeing every 30 minutes
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:04 am

Don't even TALK to me until I've had my agua
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Postby shark week » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:16 am

drinking the recommended water+ has really enabled my alcoholism

i so rarely get hangovers
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:16 am

warmjets wrote:my mornings consist of chugging water and coffee for a couple of hours and peeing every 30 minutes

10:20 am...goin back for more coffee
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Postby shark week » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:19 am

no tea no coffee no soda no juice

yes water yes alcohol
Permafrost wrote:The heart wants what the heart wants, and if the heart wants Nebbiolo variants then so be it
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Postby bong ramp » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:43 am

what about pee?
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Postby rex » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:07 am

Drinking huge glasses of ice cold water is one of life's pure and joyous experiences and one of a handful of cultural/custom things where the US really is great.
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Postby rex » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:08 am

I love to pee too.
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Postby No Good Advice » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:11 am

rex wrote:Drinking huge glasses of ice cold water is one of life's pure and joyous experiences and one of a handful of cultural/custom things where the US really is great.


they don't drink water in other countries?
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Postby dog planet » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:12 am

I don't know about every country, but ice cubes are illegal in germany
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Postby normal forest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:18 am

Europeans will get mad at you if you try to do this
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:20 am

No Good Advice wrote:
rex wrote:Drinking huge glasses of ice cold water is one of life's pure and joyous experiences and one of a handful of cultural/custom things where the US really is great.


they don't drink water in other countries?

They sip Perrier
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:35 am

i don't really track my water intake but i feel confident that i meet this because i replaced soda with fizzy water years ago but i still pound them like a 13 year old pounding mt dew
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Postby i am rich » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:46 am

im pretty sure im like constantly dehydrated these days, mostly bc of pandemic alcohol shut-in syndrome
i exercise regularly but there have been many many days where after i certain point i stop drinking water and switch to beer and then pass out
i think i need an iv of pedialyte
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:49 am

honestly, i'm so tired of pissing. i had 3 cups of coffee plus a coconut la croix this morning. i pissed before leaving the house. i pissed after my 20 minute drive to work. i'm going to piss after the 20 minute staff meeting that we have right after we get in. i am going to have to piss 20 minutes after that.

i am all piss 2day
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Postby chimp » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:55 am

normal forest wrote:Europeans will get mad at you if you try to do this


just make sure you salt it first
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Postby chimp » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:56 am

salt it heavily
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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:56 am

Ive been drinking so much water these days. All I do is drink water and pee
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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:57 am

Lil taliban wrote:That's it. I'm moving to the Texas Florida tech corridor and dragging five or six saline drips around behind me on my urine-powered unicycle scooter.
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Postby Grumby » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:59 am

between alcohol intake, skateboarding and being an "outside worker". i pound an extreme amount of h20 most days.
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Postby Grumby » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:00 am

on a few of those climate death days this summer i had to drink two or three humongous jugs working outside
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Postby clouds » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:32 pm

i've been back to flying for work sometimes this summer after none in 2020 and i keep forgetting not to drink so much (water and alcohol, or well, beer at least) on flying days. i've had to rip a hell of a piss on several embarrassingly short flights. once i had to crawl over 2 big dudes and another time i had to go when it was pretty rough and the seatblet sign was on and the flight attendants were seatbelted and had just admonished us to stay seated. i just looked at the one by the bathroom and shrugged and said "sorry". i waited 30 minute for it to smooth out! it never smoothed out!

i am terrible at holding my pee. people tell me i'm just being a baby but i just can't do it. forever in piss.
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Postby clouds » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:34 pm

i started by the gatorade zero powders and propel powders on amazon cheap and i just crush those things. probably too many "electrolytes" to be healthy but idk
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Postby normal forest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:12 pm

what a beautiful diamond (triangle)
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:13 pm

wow yougov get outta my head
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Postby coop » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:15 pm

is Dasani really as bad as everyone says it is?
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:21 pm

So according to that poll more than 80% of Americans have really yellow piss
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