Jesus you're supposed to drink 64oz of water??

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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:20 am

That's the recommendation?! I tried yesterday and couldn't hit 48. That's a lot of water i usually have like three glasses a week
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:20 am

If it turns out all of my life problems are due to chronic dehydration I'm gonna be SO MAD
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:21 am

:kicks down the boardroom door of a fortune 500 company, powered by hydration:

I'm in charge now!!
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:21 am

Yeah but you have to do it all in one sitting
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:22 am

Image

This is me before I've had my coffee
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Postby normal forest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:23 am

fyi... this is all bs
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Postby normal forest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:24 am

and i would know

i got my phd in supervillain hydration theory
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Postby dog planet » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:25 am

Don't talk to me until I've had my 64oz of water! (never)
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:26 am

Jesus wrote:Don't Tell me what to do
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Postby dog planet » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:26 am

Lil taliban wrote:Image

This is me before I've had my coffee


I'm too slow, again Image
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Postby 1v1 x gvgger » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:27 am

Take a look inside that bottle you know it's wine in there rocklemao
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:29 am

I love water. You might even same I'm like an alcoholic, but for water. (And alcohol.)
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Postby building jumper » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:31 am

Ive read you should be drinking half your body weight and not the classic 64 oz per day so I usually aim for that now
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Postby normal forest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:34 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:I love water. You might even same I'm like an alcoholic, but for water. (And alcohol.)


fun fact, if you drink enough you can get water intoxication (aka getting wasted on h2o) and possibly die
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Postby normal forest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:35 am

maybe this was the joker's secret plan all along?

to murder hipinion with unsafe hydration guidelines
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:36 am

building jumper wrote:Ive read you should be drinking half your body weight and not the classic 64 oz per day so I usually aim for that now


I'll give that a go today but 350lbs of water seems like a lot
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Postby This Guy » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:36 am

Getting water drunk and dying from water is pretty funny when there is perfectly good alcohol right there
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:38 am

whynotboth.gif
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Postby building jumper » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:39 am

Joker wrote:
building jumper wrote:Ive read you should be drinking half your body weight and not the classic 64 oz per day so I usually aim for that now


I'll give that a go today but 350lbs of water seems like a lot


Haha I forgot add half your weight *in oz of water
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:39 am

I wonder if you tried to get both alcohol and water intoxicated simultaneously if they'd cancel out and you'd be in perfect stasis ... I'll test it tonight
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:39 am

building jumper wrote:
Joker wrote:
building jumper wrote:Ive read you should be drinking half your body weight and not the classic 64 oz per day so I usually aim for that now


I'll give that a go today but 350lbs of water seems like a lot


Haha I forgot add half your weight *in oz of water


Is it a problem if I've already had 100lbs?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:39 am

Who among us doesn't like unwinding at the end of a hard day with a glass of Zephyrhills?
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:41 am

Anyway I'm actually 200 lbs so you're telling me that i should be drinking about 250% of the amount of water i struggled to get down yesterday?

Very cool
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:41 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:Who among us doesn't like unwinding at the end of a hard day with a glass of Zephyrhills?


Mike's Hard Water
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Postby No Good Advice » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:41 am

the pissoir of (64) oz
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Postby This Guy » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:42 am

Just get IVs and walk around with those pumping fluid into you
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:42 am

I guess the doofuses at the gym with the gallon jug are the real winners in life after all
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:45 am

that's piss
it's the suspense that gets me wrote:wandering around the house grunting "UUHHHHHH PUT IT ON MEEEEEHHHH"
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:46 am

they're pisster doofuses
it's the suspense that gets me wrote:wandering around the house grunting "UUHHHHHH PUT IT ON MEEEEEHHHH"
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Postby Joker » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:46 am

Well whatever it is I WANT IT
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