Jesus you're supposed to drink 64oz of water??

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Postby Names Bond James Bon » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:46 am

"Get in muh bellay"

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Postby Names Bond James Bon » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:46 am

Oh
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Postby building jumper » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:47 am

Just like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone has also written a book on fitness called Sly Moves. In his book, he recommends drinking water and hydrating as the most important step to fitness. Stallone says, “Eight glasses. Ten glasses. A gallon. Lake Michigan".
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Postby dog planet » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:48 am

Joker wrote:Oh


YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:48 am

:ahuh:
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Postby building jumper » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:49 am

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Postby No Good Advice » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:50 am

I live like a slob but drink a lot of water so that probably balances it out
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:50 am

yeah same honestly
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:51 am

i just finished my second bottle and it's not even quite 9am yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Postby building jumper » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:52 am

Same
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:53 am

unless it's a form of alcohol ( :twisted: ) there isn't really another beverage that i enjoy

people think i'm being cheap at restaurants and it's like, no, i'm just a big water guy
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:53 am

i chalk this up to never having gotten into soda as a kid
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Postby normal forest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:56 am

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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:00 am

also, don't call me jesus
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Postby Jerry Lundegaard » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:07 am

this is four pint glasses
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:07 am

I drink exactly 128oz of water and honestly

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Postby mego » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:13 am

It’s way better in Australia because you only need to drink 64ml rather than 64oz

You also get to drink it out of your dick then pee it out of your mouth
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Postby dog planet » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:17 am

Jerry Lundegaard wrote:this is four pint glasses


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Postby Names Bond James Bon » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:19 am

Jerry Lundegaard wrote:this is four pint glasses


yes i already said it was hard
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Postby Names Bond James Bon » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:21 am

ok i gotta measure to see how much my drinking glass actually holds maybe i'm closer than i thought
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Postby Names Bond James Bon » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:22 am

ok cancel thread i drank 96 oz yesterday
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Postby Names Bond James Bon » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:22 am

still had to be like "drink water" "but not thirsty" thing for a few of em
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:29 am

I stopped buying beer and only drink ice water with meals at home now, plus I drink a lot of water at the gym, so I think I'm at 100+ oz a day. that might sound more noble if I didn't put a handle of scotch away every three days, but at least I'm hydrated. I piss constantly and eat 12-14 tums a day
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Postby pink snake » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:32 am

increasing my water intake really helped my bowel problems.
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Postby jewels » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:33 am

DasLofGang wrote:unless it's a form of alcohol ( :twisted: ) there isn't really another beverage that i enjoy

people think i'm being cheap at restaurants and it's like, no, i'm just a big water guy


people judge you for not ordering soda at a restaurant?
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Postby dog planet » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:34 am

BlackSugar wrote:I piss constantly and eat 12-14 tums a day


basically same
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Postby clouds » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:39 am

yeah I drink so much water

I've been thirsty my entire life and becoming a heavy (booze) drinker just made me even more thirsty
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:40 am

Well actually the U.S. National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine recommends 3.7 liters of water per day, 20% of which typically should come from food :ugeek:

I definitely put down about a gallon of water each day, especially in the summertime when I'm spending a lot of time outdoors
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:45 am

In the future you’ll just have a saline drip in the tiny room where you do your computer job
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Postby Names Bond James Bon » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:48 am

waldojeffers1 wrote:In the future you’ll just have a saline drip in the tiny room where you do your computer job


don't threaten me with a good time!
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