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Postby tomspanx » Sun Nov 21, 2021 1:53 pm

My bf/fellow hipinioner said you nerds would eat this shit up
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Postby tomspanx » Sun Nov 21, 2021 1:53 pm

I’m actually asking you to choose your favourite kid
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Postby tomspanx » Sun Nov 21, 2021 1:54 pm

Mine:
1. Dave
2. Kevin
3./4. Bruce/Scott (it switches a lot)
5. Mark
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Postby virtuous » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:00 pm

If Bruce isn’t your number one, it’s a red flag
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Postby polybius » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:04 pm

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Postby Actor Jason P » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:09 pm

1. Xander
2. Koi M.
3. Lugnut
4. Koi T.
5. Dove
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Postby polybius » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:09 pm

Actor Jason P wrote:1. Xander
2. Koi M.
3. Lugnut
4. Koi T.
5. Dove

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Postby Actor Jason P » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:10 pm

ok sorry

1. Dave
2. Bruce
3. Kevin
4. Scott
5. Mark

Definitely hard. Like, nothing wrong with Mark.
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Postby Actor Jason P » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:11 pm

also writing that Dave was the most boring but he was a critical glue for the whole thing

i think he's the only one that's not expendable (yes I am suggesting murdering various members of KitH)
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Postby tomspanx » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:14 pm

Mark was always the goofiest one, if we’re to go by boy band stereotypes. None of his recurring stuff is my taste (chicken lady, mr tyzik, that god awful blackface blues player).
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Postby tomspanx » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:15 pm

Actor Jason P wrote:also writing that Dave was the most boring but he was a critical glue for the whole thing

i think he's the only one that's not expendable (yes I am suggesting murdering various members of KitH)


I’d argue that Kevin is also critical, but I’m probably biased because they’re by far my two favourite kids. They had the strongest onscreen chemistry.
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Postby virtuous » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:15 pm

Bruce is like an alien. No one else i can think of has that energy. He’s like Clifford trying to act like a real human boy but in every scene.
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Postby soda » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:17 pm

Mark will prolly crush the heads of those who vote him last.
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Postby pashmina juul » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:21 pm

bruce or scott
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Postby polybius » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:25 pm

virtuous wrote:Bruce is like an alien. No one else i can think of has that energy. He’s like Clifford trying to act like a real human boy but in every scene.

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Postby neopolitan » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:27 pm

1. bruce
2. dave
3. scott
4. kevin
5. mark
I reduced the temples of Elam to naught; their gods and goddesses I scattered to the winds. The tombs of their ancient and recent kings I devastated, I exposed to the sun, and I carried away their bones toward the land of Ashur.
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Postby polybius » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:31 pm

i saw a tweet a few weeks ago that compared the cast of kith constantly playing women's roles to eunuch shakespearean boy actors that i haven't been able to stop thinking about

mark def plays a woman all too convincingly so it seems almost impossible to rank him that low imo
  
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Postby Actor Jason P » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:32 pm

yeah i think it's canon that mark was the best lady
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Postby brittle » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:32 pm

Kevin
Bruce
Dave
Scott
Mark
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Postby neopolitan » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:33 pm

I reduced the temples of Elam to naught; their gods and goddesses I scattered to the winds. The tombs of their ancient and recent kings I devastated, I exposed to the sun, and I carried away their bones toward the land of Ashur.
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Postby Althea » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:33 pm

Bruce
Dave
Scott
Kevin
Mark
The cosmos, sorry (she/her)
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Postby brittle » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:35 pm

I feel like Mark might have been my favorite when i was young, but his post-kith career kinda ruined his aura imo
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Postby Althea » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:35 pm

Speaks to the strength of the group that someone as funny as Mark is still the universally agreed fifth best Kid
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Postby Althea » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:36 pm

Oh wait shit forgot one

Bruce
Dave
Bellini
Scott
Kevin
Mark
The cosmos, sorry (she/her)
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Postby tomspanx » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:42 pm

Actor Jason P wrote:yeah i think it's canon that mark was the best lady


Whoa whoa whoa isn’t Dave the prettiest lady???? Mark was pretty on the eyes as a woman, but isn’t it universally agreed upon that Dave is the most gamine, and thus ladylike, of the troop?
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Postby tomspanx » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:43 pm

Actor Jason P wrote:yeah i think it's canon that mark was the best lady


Whoa whoa whoa isn’t Dave the prettiest lady???? Mark was pretty on the eyes as a woman, but isn’t it universally agreed upon that Dave is the most gamine, and thus ladylike, of the troop?
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Postby polybius » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:43 pm

i can't stand all the negativity in this thread in pitting the kids against each other
  
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Postby polybius » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:43 pm

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Postby virtuous » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:45 pm

tomspanx wrote:
Actor Jason P wrote:yeah i think it's canon that mark was the best lady


Whoa whoa whoa isn’t Dave the prettiest lady???? Mark was pretty on the eyes as a woman, but isn’t it universally agreed upon that Dave is the most gamine, and thus ladylike, of the troop?

I don’t believe he was saying mark makes him the horniest.

tho I could be wrong.
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Postby rap and country » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:45 pm

very difficult and mark is still great but i gotta go:

bruce
kevin
scott
dave
mark
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