‘Nothing, Forever’ Is An Endless anti-trans Seifeld’ Episode

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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:11 pm

[walks up on stage to laughter]
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Postby jack » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:11 pm

more laughter
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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:12 pm

Laughter I guess we should all be grateful for our options these days
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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:12 pm

Laughter alright I'll wrap up my set with this
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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:13 pm

Microwave!
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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:16 pm

Wait, what? I can't eat havarti

*audience erupts in laughter*
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Postby dr. badvibes » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:17 pm

apparently there's deepfakkng for voices now, and if they could incorporate that into this it would be crazy
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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:17 pm

Fred said something about needing more police for a carnival or something

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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:20 pm

i'd pay $5 to see an improv group do this for a few hours. just put the text up on teleprompters or something
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:20 pm

Omg omg Yvonne just said "what's the deal with airline food?" :lol:


The conversation went on from there and ended up with Fred saying they should start an airline smuggling business.
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:24 pm

Did you hear about the chicken that crossed the road? Well, he was so embarrassed that he had to come back.
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:24 pm

Dam joke again.
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:34 pm

"So they say the world is flat after all."
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Postby bruce_ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:37 pm

Jeremy wrote:It has make sense mode and nonsense mode.

apparently this is because make sense mode makes it crash after a while so nonsense mode is there to pad it out
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Postby bruce_ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:39 pm

larry keeps asking the audience in this set to raise their hands if they understood the jokes
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:42 pm

what’s the deal with that new coffee shop that just opened
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Postby bruce_ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:44 pm

larry mentions aliens in his standup way too much for it not to be suspicious
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:47 pm

Holy shit that last stand-up bit.
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Postby bruce_ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:48 pm

really enjoy when make sense mode starts fucking up its own scripts https://clips.twitch.tv/AwkwardGrotesqueClipsmomPlanking-OFp_8bSqjmMdQZiE
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:49 pm

He told the "outstanding in his field" joke.
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:49 pm

Oh man Larry just rattled off like ten straight real jokes.
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:50 pm

bruce_ wrote:really enjoy when make sense mode starts fucking up its own scripts https://clips.twitch.tv/AwkwardGrotesqueClipsmomPlanking-OFp_8bSqjmMdQZiE


Haha yeah this is the one I meant in the post before yours.

Not the one with the rapid-fire jokes though.
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Postby bruce_ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:54 pm

they love new restaurants
it's basically just the nyc thread
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:55 pm

I just yelled "you can't meet there in half an hour, you're racing!" at my phone while laying in the bath. I may have a problem.
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:57 pm

That Demon Life wrote:I just yelled "you can't meet there in half an hour, you're racing!" at my phone while laying in the bath. I may have a problem.


Yessss.
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:58 pm

I'm worried that the next time I'm in someone else's home I'm going to have an irresistible urge to fiddle aimlessly with their microwave at random intervals.
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Postby bruce_ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:59 pm

uh oh, kakler is doing a stand up set
let's just hope it's not at the laugh factory
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:59 pm

Jeremy wrote:I'm worried that the next time I'm in someone else's home I'm going to have an irresistible urge to fiddle aimlessly with their microwave at random intervals.


sometimes not running it at all
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Postby bruce_ » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:00 pm

the bot doesn't really seem to differentiate between characters so they are all alternately comedians or office workers
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:01 pm

bruce_ wrote:the bot doesn't really seem to differentiate between characters so they are all alternately comedians or office workers


yeah and sometimes one character will finish or start another’s line
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