11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby loaf angel » Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:48 pm

is this fuckin kid gonna get to see Hereditary before me
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:48 pm

pfft haha
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Postby haddonfield » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:26 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:I wasn't being judgemental re: Lights still living at home—he's 19 after all!—but just noticing that during the school year proper his videos did not look as if they were shot in a dorm room. So, unless he was going back to his parents' house to shoot them, he was still living there.

yeah sorry i got it later hence the edit
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Postby sideshow raheem » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:11 pm

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Postby bro tones » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:12 pm

whoa
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Postby fuckyoudad » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:12 pm

Omg
Note: mildly comedic.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:15 pm

My first thought was "how does he even know who Dr. Ruth is? She hasn't been relevant in pop culture since before he was born", but then I remember he worships Regis, so....
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Postby pinkerton » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:37 pm

Just over here makin chicken and Cauliflower rice for an audience of one

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Postby trouble » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:48 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:I wasn't being judgemental re: Lights still living at home—he's 19 after all!—but just noticing that during the school year proper his videos did not look as if they were shot in a dorm room. So, unless he was going back to his parents' house to shoot them, he was still living there.


also i was the original one who posed the question but edited it out because i realized it was summer
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Postby terminus » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:52 pm

i need lights to be looking at my daily snap stories of my dog
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:34 pm

i saw one of you doctah doctah Lights on his facebook
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Postby Itsmecraig » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:46 pm

sideshow raheem wrote:


The single like on this tweet is from me :)

Pretty much on a daily basis I excitedly say to my gf LCJ said this or that and she just looks confused and I have to be like Lights Camra Jackson, I’ve shown you him like a million times and then she won’t talk to me for like an hour
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Postby inmate » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:16 am

sideshow raheem wrote:

my first thought was why would this 19 year old give a shit about dr. ruth but then i realized i'm younger and i would probably think it was cool if i met dr. ruth too :(
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:37 pm

Im having trouble linking it from my phone, but the Ocean's 8 review is bonkers
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:47 pm

DOCTAH DOCTAH
GIMME THE NEWS
I GOTTA
BAD CASE OF
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Postby cooly » Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:51 pm



i like how the cartoon of him looks like a normal person
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Postby cooly » Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:51 pm

lol @ his enthusiasm about a man saving the movie
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:58 pm

In the text review he puts "all female" in quotes before noting that a male is the best, then says that James Corden delivers the first legitimately comedic lines
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Postby cooly » Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:59 pm

that review is the least likable i've ever seen lcj
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:21 pm

Let's face it: the only reason Lights isn't an incel right now is at an early age he chose Celebrities! over video games.
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Postby terminus » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:23 pm

imagine driving in the greater albany area and hearing lights' voice on fm radio
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:25 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:Let's face it: the only reason Lights isn't an incel right now is at an early age he chose Celebrities! over video games.

This seems right. It seems like he also probably hasn't had those interests for long enough to be sufficiently frustrated. His one track mind is a blessing and curse
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Postby antoine » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:26 pm

Albany radio lol
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:27 pm

Related: he *did* try to co-opt some #MeToo talking points when reviewing Red Sparrow, but it was about as brain-dead as you'd expect.
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:22 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:Let's face it: the only reason Lights isn't an incel right now is at an early age he chose Celebrities! over video games.


fuck
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Postby fester » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:27 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:Let's face it: the only reason Lights isn't an incel right now is at an early age he chose Celebrities! over video games.


so you're saying he's volcel
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:59 am

jeez i always forget what a zoo crew the greater albany area has on their radio
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Postby inmate » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:25 pm

has lights ever even seen ocean's eleven
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:51 pm

how else would he know sandra bullock's character debbie ocean is danny ocean's sister
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Postby inmate » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:48 pm


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