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Postby pink snake » Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:11 pm

Mayve Ill sell the Pixie and get one of the Nespresso models that makes large mugs of coffee with the slighly more expensive capsules.
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Postby powderfinger » Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:25 pm

noiseandpop wrote:I just get consistently great cups out of an aeropress. v60 is either incredible or mediocre but that says more about my technique rather than the product


yeah my pourover technique is not great; I get much better coffee from the Aeropress

plus my Behmor absolutely nails drip coffee, so I'm often looking forward to the fuller body of an Aeropress cup for a change
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:01 am

I'm ready to get back into drip coffee. It's so fucking good.

I wish I could justify that oxo machine, or bonavita but damn $$$ I spent all that cash on pizza tonight
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Postby Debbie » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:03 am

i abandoned almost all of my coffee apparatus when i moved to ny

eventually i just got a small french press and i think this is really the thing to go with if you can only have one thing

it's better than chemex/pourover

there, i said it
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:08 am

I'm so sick of cleaning a french press though now that I don't have a garburator, and my taste for moka pot coffee has waned
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Postby Debbie » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:09 am

moka pot was absolutely the dumbest coffee purchase
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:10 am

Yeah, it's a bit shit
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Postby Debbie » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:12 am

coffee rules so hard tho
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Postby Debbie » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:13 am

i'm out of beanz and weirdly excited to go on a 40 minute roundtrip walk to my local beanery to get some new beanz tomorrow
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Postby Debbie » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:13 am

until recently they had panama geisha beanz but no longer

i'm thinking about spending $12 on a .25 pound of hawaiin kona
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:19 am

Yeah shit, I'm going to buy some nice beans this weekend and blast a French press on Sunday morning. I've been buying shit lately. I love coffee, it's so good. It's nice to enjoy a crap cup too, so long as it's strong enough
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Postby Debbie » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:24 am

my mom was so proud of herself when she went to visit my sister in oregon

she wanted to buy me some CoolBeanz.GWB.delgrifith.mpg, so she told my sister I like my coffee "dark and smooth," to which my sister apparently responded "really??"

my sister is also a CoolBeanzSnob.xlsx, so I know she knows the drill

anyway, my mom buys me a load of burnt-to-shit dark roast coffee and i couldn't help but let her know that in general I prefer light or medium roast coffee such that I can actually discern the flavors of the coffee fruit rather than just tasting burning embers and it was just another example of times I should keep my fucking mouth shut
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Postby brent » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:57 am

Classic Dog Avatar wrote:moka pot was absolutely the dumbest coffee purchase

sincere q: why? i've used nothing but a moka pot for the last 7-8 years and i still really like it
but...i would like to try other options
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Postby Debbie » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:58 am

i dunno, least good tasting coffee out of all my preparations

also a huge pain in the ass to clean and it burns and sucks and doesn't taste as good fuck a moka pot
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Postby brent » Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:06 am

ok i'm gonna try a french press...to be continued
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Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:54 am

I actually started using my moka pot a lot more because I find it the quickest to get set up while I'm making breakfast and my wife doesn't mind using it either. The coffee wasn't as good as my Aeropress for a bit but I found a video of an Australian guy explaining that you should fill it with hot water and not cold (which I didn't know) and that I was packing it too tightly. I use an espresso blend from Has Bean that's meant to be forgiving for multiple methods and now I actually get good coffee out of it.
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Postby Mesh » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:03 am

Haven't had beenzz worth Aeropressing for months.

Because guys: I got a bunch of sealed Starbucks House and Breakfast from A YARD SALE
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Postby dvr » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:17 am

pourover cheapie plastic cone and filter 4 life.

easy cleanup

i want to try an aeropress sometime though.

i got a free cup of coffee last week from my favorite out-of-town roaster i frequent. just "no, it's on us". it wasn't a mess-up or anything, i had just poured it right out of the fresh carafe myself. it was a good day!
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Postby Debbie » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:22 am

dvr wrote:pourover cheapie plastic cone and filter 4 life.

easy cleanup

i want to try an aeropress sometime though.

i got a free cup of coffee last week from my favorite out-of-town roaster i frequent. just "no, it's on us". it wasn't a mess-up or anything, i had just poured it right out of the fresh carafe myself. it was a good day!


Nothing wrong with a single cup pourover my bean brother
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Postby galactagogue » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:29 am

4+ yrs with my pourover and there's no end in sight. we are very happy together.
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:38 am

Aeropress is great but too much work. I am lazy as shit before I have coffee. Well I'm lazy as shit all the time
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Postby pink snake » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:42 am

I'm so damn lazy I use a Nespresso machine
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Postby pink snake » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:43 am

I also use coconut creamer. I don't make good coffee.
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:01 am

Yeah I use nespresso as well, it's great. I need to quit for environmental reasons
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Postby pink snake » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:04 am

Yeah I was buying and recycling the official Nespresso pods but I switched to trader Joe's pods because they're cheaper and I don't think they're recyclable.
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:24 am

Same
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Postby southpaw » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:34 am

So addicted to this shif if I dont drink it at night I wake up with a headache

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Postby Ted Pikul » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:04 pm

I got a pour over for work and and it's good bye k-cup forever
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:31 pm

Isn't pour over a bit of a douchy faff? I mean, how particular do you have to be about water temp and pouring style? A cup of javz shouldn't be a fucking science experiment.
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Postby Big Oil » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:37 pm

bonavita drip 4 life

I like pourover but the shower head drip makes insanely good coffee and probably does a better job at regulating everything than I can, and it makes more than one cup at a time which is crucial when I'm struggling to slam caffeine into my face and get out the door but still want it to taste good
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