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Postby pinkerton » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:51 pm

lol @ JJ
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Postby potentialgetawaydriver » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:52 pm

Amazing
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Postby galactagogue » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:54 pm

lol wtf
thank GOD for this cbd scrunchy
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Postby galactagogue » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:57 pm

v early for nakamura imo
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Postby VHB » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:59 pm

did not expect to ever see Jarrett in a WWE ring again so that was nice I guess
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Postby Double McDouble » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:00 pm

No better souvenir than Big E testicle pancakes
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:04 pm

Johnny Spraytan
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Postby surly » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:05 pm

jj and elias is such a good fuckin bit
lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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Postby pinkerton » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:09 pm

Sick rumble so far, hope they can keep it up. I’m fading
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Postby walt » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:18 pm

This conga line gimmick is too good
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:20 pm

Kofi finally blew a spot
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Postby buriedinspace » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:24 pm

This is what 30 second intervals at the moment?
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Postby figaro » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:27 pm

gargano and now black so...maybe dream?????
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Postby walt » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:28 pm

figaro wrote:gargano and now black so...maybe dream?????


Oh that’d be too good. He didnt wrestle last night
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Postby shirts optional » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:32 pm

Love the faster pace

Pretty good so far

Corbin is a waste of space
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Postby potentialgetawaydriver » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:33 pm

Velveteen Dream plz
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Postby figaro » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:40 pm

dang it
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:41 pm

No Dream :(
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:41 pm

Rollins gonna win
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Postby pinkerton » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:43 pm

lol, Nia fuckin Jax
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Postby figaro » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:47 pm

this is weird as hell
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Postby walt » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:49 pm

Good rumble but people who are in the match but chilling outside of the ring is confusing as hell
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Postby VHB » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:53 pm

walt wrote:Good rumble but people who are in the match but chilling outside of the ring is confusing as hell


and doing two rumbles in the same show overexposes a lot of the cliche rumble spots (hiding under the ring, kofi/naomi parkour, mugging someone for their entry, through the ropes and "forgotten" about, etc.
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Postby buriedinspace » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:54 pm

Breaking your own rules of male/female violence for 3 men to all beat up one woman seems... curious
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:54 pm

Wow did you see Lesnar throw the belt
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Postby buriedinspace » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:55 pm

Kind of a boring Rumble, but not helped by being the 7th hour of the show and the second Rumble and an obvious winner
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Postby buriedinspace » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:58 pm

I think this might be the first ever dual gender PPV with more time given to women then men (by a hair, if so, but it's really close, esp with a notably longer Rumble - though the men had 1 more match)
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Postby buriedinspace » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:59 pm

Wow, it actually might be a near tie, which is kinda bizarre tbh
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Postby buriedinspace » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:02 am

An hour, 42 for the women

An hour, 44 for the men.

Actually might be a literal tie if you eliminate the time Nia was in the Rumble.
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Postby pinkerton » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:06 am

Ronda/Sasha and Finn/Lesnar were both great. Lynch/Asuka was good too but they kind of lost the thread at the end there.

I am coming around to the fact that the Rumble isn’t really about “surprises” anymore since they have like 50 guys on the roster who could participate now. That was always my favorite part. It’s cool to see those NXT guys in there.
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