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Postby buriedinspace » Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:57 am

good_maritimes wrote:Liger/Suzuki bloodbath please


Card ended up with Liger/Yoshi-Hashi vs Suzuki/ZSJ, which'll have to work

Also: Moxley vs Umino?

Only match that hadn't had a little set up (other than that last one, I guess) was GoD vs EVIL/SANADA which feels like #406493 in their feud
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Postby buriedinspace » Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:57 am

Full card:

IWGP Heavyweight Champion Kazuchika Okada defending against Chris Jericho
IWGP Intercontinental Champion Kota Ibushi defending against Tetsuya Naito
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion Dragon Lee defending against Will Ospreay
IWGP Tag Team Champions Guerillas of Destiny defending against EVIL & SANADA
NEVER Openweight Champion Taichi defending against Tomohiro Ishii
Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson & Ryusuke Taguchi vs. Jay White, Chase Owens & Taiji Ishimori
Jushin Thunder Liger & YOSHI-HASHI vs. Minoru Suzuki & Zack Sabre Jr.
Satoshi Kojima vs. Shingo Takagi
Jon Moxley vs. Shota Umino
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Postby good_maritimes » Thu Jun 06, 2019 12:59 pm

buriedinspace wrote:
good_maritimes wrote:Liger/Suzuki bloodbath please


Card ended up with Liger/Yoshi-Hashi vs Suzuki/ZSJ, which'll have to work

Also: Moxley vs Umino?

Only match that hadn't had a little set up (other than that last one, I guess) was GoD vs EVIL/SANADA which feels like #406493 in their feud


Assuming they'll have the Liger/Suzuki match at KOPW. Rumor is...PANCRASE RULES~!
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Postby Shotfrog » Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:07 pm



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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:17 pm

Got this thing on muted in the background. I turn around one second and see Shane pinning Roman Reigns and I just shruggedToggle Spoiler.

Still has that taped house show feel.
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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:29 pm

Just a bizarrely booked show, thus far.

Actually perfectly fine crowd (in terms of reactions) and mostly decent work but... bad, bad booking
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Postby Double McDouble » Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:46 pm

Crazy to think there was a time not long ago where I was excited to see Shane back on TV.

Kind of want to watch the taker/Goldberg match and that 50 person battle royal later just to laugh at how much of a shit show both will undoubtedly be.
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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:51 pm

lol at Dolph Ziggler calling Kofi Kingston the best WWE champion ever. I'd say he's barely above The Miz or Bray Wyatt.
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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:54 pm

Double McDouble wrote:Kind of want to watch the taker/Goldberg match and that 50 person battle royal later just to laugh at how much of a shit show both will undoubtedly be.


Just think some of these dudes flew all the way over there just to get thrown out in a minute.

Gonna be an epic shitshow!

edit: Jesus, they got Nakamura in there. He didn't even get his own entrance. Would've loved Elias if he came out doing Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh.
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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:11 pm

This is so bad

edit: I need a WWE barf bag
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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:19 pm

Guessing they are setting this kid up to be the hometown hero to return to in future matches over here (and hopefully not on the main roster otherwise?)
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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:23 pm

Stomping Ground card basically all announced, basically all rematches from this show (plus Bayley/Alexa and Becky/Lacey)
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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:31 pm

It's so crazy to imagine this match. Two guys who were perceived as over the hill at least 15 years ago. It's like WWE running Dick Murdoch vs Superstar Billy Graham as a viable main event of a major show in 1998.
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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:40 pm

Worst worked match of the year nominee. Oh god that kneebar. This show is making me hate pro-wrestling. Luckily Dominion is days away. (update: this was written BEFORE the horribly botched finale)
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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:47 pm

Match fell apart. Goldberg basically accidentally gave him a shoot brainbuster when he went for a Jackhammer. They were going to do Goldberg trying to do a Tombstone and then a reversal but Goldberg fell over and Taker instead gave him a shitty looking chokeslam for the win.
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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:51 pm

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Postby figaro » Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:03 pm

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i'm glad i didnt watch this shit show
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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:07 pm

Ironically it looked like Tenryu's 53 Sai snap brainbuster. Goldberg's 52 :o

Like here at 11:33

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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:14 pm

Goldberg was also noticably busted open during his entrance, so the idea he may have (again) given himself a concussion during his entrance is entirely possible. He looked kind of out of it past like, the 2 minute mark.
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Postby potentialgetawaydriver » Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:16 pm

Matt Riddle just absolutely blasted Goldberg on Twitter. Already gone tho. He told him in a vid he had proven once again that he is in fact the worst wrestler ever.
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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:22 pm

potentialgetawaydriver wrote:Matt Riddle just absolutely blasted Goldberg on Twitter. Already gone tho. He told him in a vid he had proven once again that he is in fact the worst wrestler ever.


His instagram post about Goldberg being the worst wrestler in the world is gone too. There's still a vid up making fun of the kneebar :lol:

"What a kneebar bro! What-a-kneebar!" We should get him to board him here.
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Postby Double McDouble » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:14 pm

buriedinspace wrote:Match fell apart. Goldberg basically accidentally gave him a shoot brainbuster when he went for a Jackhammer. They were going to do Goldberg trying to do a Tombstone and then a reversal but Goldberg fell over and Taker instead gave him a shitty looking chokeslam for the win.

Lol yeah this was just botch after botch. From that laughable knee bar to taker almost getting his neck broken on that jackhammer to the obviously botched ending, this was an embarrassment from bell to bell. Neither of these guys should ever be in a wrestling ring again.
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Postby gambra » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:26 pm

Jumped on this morning to get tickets to the NXT Takeover in Cardiff in September and spent £130 on tickets to the TV tapings the next day instead lol. Spent another £150 on the actual tickets I needed.
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Postby gambra » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:34 pm

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Wonder if Taker knows how Instagram works in that people can see what he likes.
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Postby figaro » Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:58 am

any other of my fellow insomniacs watching dominion rn?
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Postby 58769 » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:08 am

the recent VOW Flagship had a small little conversation about how the Marufuji anniversary show was basically the last NOAH show and all but said KENTA was joining NJPW soon
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Postby potentialgetawaydriver » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:07 am

Naito/Ibushi was fucking DISGUSTING
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Postby scurrydog » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:24 am

Goldberg was bad, but undertaker really wasn’t any better. He botched the earlier tombstone, surprised he didn’t break Goldberg’s neck
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