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Postby Non sequitur » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:12 pm

I condition nearly every day, yet my hair remains thick and luscious. I also have a great beard. Honestly, my hair is probably my best physical trait. Everything else is meh
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Postby cubistcastle » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:38 pm

neuartillery wrote:Image


Is this supposed to make me wish I was balding? (death to Canucks)
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Postby naturemorte » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:00 pm

if it gets really bad i'm totally going to do the "totally bald on the top, super shaggy and stringy on the sides" look.
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Postby BlackSugar » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:01 pm

or dreads
bald guys look really great when they dread out the side- and back-hairs
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:05 pm

my dad did get lucky. he's still got a full head, AND his gray is more like a lovely silver

his brother's is gone
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Postby chimp_ » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:10 pm

being adopted means this is a total lottery for me

looking ok so far though
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:12 pm

meanwhile, my dad's brother's scalp looks kinda like your av's
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:15 pm

wow, i am so distant from my uncle that i just referred to him as my dad's brother
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Postby seriesfinale » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:16 pm

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Postby chimp_ » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:19 pm

wheeljack wrote:
chimp_ wrote:being adopted means this is a total lottery for me

looking ok so far though


this is good because i get to continue imagining you as Dr Chimp, PhD rendered super-smart by space radiation but still with the appearance of a monkey


you're one-third correct
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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Postby doc shivers » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:38 pm

If you guys are bald or balding do not shave your head completely. Doing that reeks of insecurity, and chicks will know that you are trying to hide that shit. I give mad props to Larry David for rocking the bald on top hair on sides look, and he pulls fine ass broads on the regs, just sayin.
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:40 pm

he's also not doing badly financially
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:41 pm

My dad still has long, full, black hair and he's 78.
Both of my grandparents are bald though.
Fuccin genetics, man.
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Postby chimp_ » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:42 pm

yeah i don't think your hair matters that much when you have hundreds of millions of dollars
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Postby Joe Batters » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:49 pm

doc shivers wrote:If you guys are bald or balding do not shave your head completely. Doing that reeks of insecurity, and chicks will know that you are trying to hide that shit. I give mad props to Larry David for rocking the bald on top hair on sides look, and he pulls fine ass broads on the regs, just sayin.



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Postby The Priest » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:53 pm

Robert wrote:My friend asked me when I was 17 if my hair was receding and I was like "WTF NO I MEAN I DON'T THINK SO I MEAN SHIT??" It's receded only a tiny bit in the last 9 years, so I guess I'm good for a while longer. Pretty sure I will end up bald like my grandfather, though.


why do I remember you talking about propecia way back when?
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Postby Joe Batters » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:56 pm

Image

Dude I know. Usually he's got a beard and he's about fifty million times cooler than Shivers. And it certainly doesn't look like his hot new wife minds his shaved head. Plus, dude's got no cash.
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Postby regs » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:01 pm

being bald isnt the worst thing in the world, but the stage when you start losing mass quantities of hair probably is the worst thing in the world
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Postby BlackSugar » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:01 pm

the interesting thing about the above shot is that dude is pretty pinky pale
if you have a tan or browner complexion, being bald isn't a huge hurdle
but if you're pasty or pink, its a problem
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Postby Joe Batters » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:06 pm

lool You worked on that one for a while.
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Postby SynthesizerPatel » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:11 pm

Shaving your head when you are going bald isn't a "look". It's rationally accepting the cold hard truth that if you grow your hair out you will look like this:

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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:17 pm

I've been taking this Image for the last couple of years; hair is starting to thin. This seems to have stabilized it, maybe it's placebo, I have no idea. Want to keep my Kiefer Sutherland like hair for at least a few more years, currently at age 33.

It is an excellent shampoo, regardless.
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Postby SynthesizerPatel » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:21 pm

Useless Ahnk wrote:there is a length of hair somewhere between "razor burn" and "six inches of slime".


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Postby MikeS » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:49 pm

yeah i'm losing my hair.
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Postby jewels » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:39 pm

i sometimes think of going for the woody allen look, but end up breaking out the clippers when it starts getting too, for lack of a better word, wacky.
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Postby doc shivers » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:44 pm

ok, well i guess you guys better be filthy rich or you're fucked.
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Postby gordie blue eyes » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:48 pm

i am balding and i am fine with it. BUT i am also an awesome bro so
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Postby MikeS » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:53 pm

im actually growing my hair out, its all wavy and thick, so it kind of works. I just have a really bad receding hairline.
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Postby jewels » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:54 pm

doc shivers wrote:ok, well i guess you guys better be filthy rich or you're fucked.


oh fuck, i'm not rich. what's going to happen?
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Postby mites » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:57 pm

if I ever went bald I don't think I'd ever get a date
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