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Postby wendy » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:17 pm

Only if I can call you babe
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:17 pm

"Babe" is appropriate if you're Bob Dylan
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Postby parapet » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:26 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:"Babe" is appropriate if you're Lou Reed



also i've had both girls be offended by being called girls and boys boys, though they will call members of the opposite sex the same. it's not a description of maturity (though these people have all been under 35) so much as sex
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:28 pm

parapet wrote:
Ted Pikul wrote:"Babe" is appropriate if you're Lou Reed



also i've had both girls be offended by being called girls and boys boys, though they will call members of the opposite sex the same. it's not a description of maturity (though these people have all been under 35) so much as sex


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Postby sordid affair » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:28 pm

yeah for all of this, i still feel weird being called "woman" and kind of like "girl"

and bread, you KNOW you can call me babe, babe
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Postby Earthlight » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:29 pm

Five pages and no doomedhuh response. I don't even know why I read this.
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Postby jewels » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:30 pm

hey now sugar tits.
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Postby mites » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:49 pm

jewels wrote:hey now sugar tits.

I wrote raskolnikov a letter where I addressed her at this as a joke and her mom read it and took it seriously and called me to yell at me
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:49 pm

I think the "two douchebags" skit on SNL and similar portrayals have ruined using the word "babe" for me
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Postby IRZ » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:53 pm

what about chicks? i throw the term chicks around in just about every context imaginable
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Postby Earthlight » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:54 pm

every skit on snl has at least two douchebags
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Postby Aaron » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:55 pm

If someone is doing this they're probably trying to be an asshole (or they're 70 or a rapist) so, they kinda beat you to the punch.
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Postby Marigold » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:02 pm

A really drunk friend of was called out for referring to the opposite sex as "laydayyyyys" (yeah, it was drunkenly slurred to sound as annoying as that looks) and he reacted by slamming his fists on the table and loudly asking, "WOULD THEY PREFER TO BE CALLED NIGGAZ."
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Postby 7spelledout » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:23 pm

Just don't call me late for dinner.
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Postby rap and country » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:26 pm

can the females weigh in on darlin'

if i'm gonna use one it's probably gonna be that
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Postby isobel » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:33 pm

i love everyone
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Postby reelstatic » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:41 pm

The last time I used cute names with a girlfriend was about 3 years ago. Honestly, at this point, I'd have to be with one hell of a lady to ever use cutesy names again (babe, darling, etc)
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Postby regs » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:49 pm

you cant go wrong with the simple, classic "whats cookin good lookin?"
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Postby Merciel » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:50 pm

rap and country wrote:can the females weigh in on darlin'

if i'm gonna use one it's probably gonna be that


Works if you are:

a) old enough to qualify for Medicare;
b) a chain-smoking 40+ waitress in a diner;
c) a cowboy.

If none of the above, you can fuck right off with that one.
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Postby Earthlight » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:52 pm

or in general
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Postby ghostmouth » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:01 pm

I've never figured out how you are supposed to address a group of women (mostly in their 30's - 40's) that you work with. I've used guys, gals, people with limited success. I need a go to term.
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:04 pm

Harpies.
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Postby IRZ » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:05 pm

I say "darlin'" to my friends sometimes but never to people I don't know.

But, then again, I am a cowboy.
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Postby potentialgetawaydriver » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:01 am

Who gives a shit what girls want to be called. If you got enough game you can call them anything you want.
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Postby Earthlight » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:09 am

do women like it when a lot of them are talking and you blurt out something about being in a hen house? because that's a favorite of mine
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Postby windfucker » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:16 am

do women like being called by their names
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Postby windfucker » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:16 am

do women like being called by their screen names
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:44 pm

Is introducing a girl as your "lady-friend" better or worse than "girlfriend"?
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Postby Shost » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:45 pm

Spoilt Victorian Child wrote:Harpies.


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Postby wendy » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:45 pm

It makes you sound like a Judd Apatow character if that's what you're asking
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