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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:22 pm

on a par with thinking of some bread and jelly and adding peanut butter
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Postby tgk » Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:00 pm

no rice man come on
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Postby Beaver King » Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:11 pm

Tried the 3 cheese nacho grande burrito. It’s ok I guess. Gonna try the chicken one soon
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Postby easy » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:02 pm

I feel like the Bell’s been in the lab for a hot ass minute but unfortunately I don’t expect a new flagship item until their perennial super bowl push
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Postby easy » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:03 pm

if it’s some breaded chicken shit I’m gonna be so disappointed

give us the damn reaper burrito
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:50 pm

the naked chicken chalupa is back, if you want one of those they have it just ask
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:52 pm

the app pushed an alert to my phone about "new burritos" but they're just combo boxes with the same old burritos, these burritos aren't new, what the fuck

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Postby Fullscreen » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:04 pm

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Fullscreen wrote:I find TB's menu board to be a little convoluted, like do they still have the grilled stuft burrito or do they call it something different now?

It's like they're selling either small items or combos without putting their big ticket burritos on front street. Despite the name, burritos are the heart and soul of taco bell imo.


GSB still exists but they call it the "XXL GSB" and more than one cashier has corrected me if I didn't include "ex-ex-el" while ordering

it's like $5 these days but is a solid choice for the anchor of a two-item order

oh sure this is my usual move. beef gsb and maybe a crunchwrap supreme. thinking about a lateral move to the chalupa boat, see how it plays.
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:22 pm

chalupa boat is/was LTO, and now gone

meet your new folded chicken cardboard overlords
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Postby Bartatua » Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:20 pm

I dont know what a reaper burrito is but i want it
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Postby That Demon Life » Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:43 pm

Bartatua wrote:I dont know what a reaper burrito is but i want it


I dunno. It's pretty grim.
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Postby brian dennehy fan » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:51 pm

does the reaper burrito ever say sometimes I absolutely hate this job before you devour it
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Postby Comrade Jeb » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:56 pm

the chalupa boat was incredible. really loved that one. the expensive chicken tacquitos I could do without.
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Postby dvr » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:02 pm

Those chicken taquitos are horrible
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Postby Bartatua » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:03 pm

I'll eat anything
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:08 pm

dvr wrote:Those chicken taquitos are horrible


Yeah I tried these the last time they had them and I don't even know what they're going for with them. The shell tastes fucking awful.
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Postby SonicBoom » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:57 am

Yeah, they've been garbage after the bcb came back. Double chalupa is ok, but the chicken rollers are garbage.
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Postby meanie shrubs » Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:07 pm

I just got the Grande burrito box... That is one wimpy burrito
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:28 pm

make it mild
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Postby tgk » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:43 pm

twice now have tried to order the chicken enchilada burrito and gotten the crappy beef one with red strips. not convinced this chicken thing exists.
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Postby lockheed » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:48 pm

the smoke shop i buy weed from in my neighborhood is literally next door to a taco bell which is itself steps from the train stop and it has to be the shittiest taco bell i've ever been to, beating out the one on claiborne in new orleans. i've only been once and i really wish things were different because i love the combination.
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Postby lockheed » Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:09 pm

i dunno, maybe putting a taco bell next door to a smoke shop was just too idealistic
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Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:26 pm

make it mild
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Postby tgk » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:34 pm

Driving off without checking your sauces is a rookie move.
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:21 pm

I guess now I know why they always give me two fistfuls of whatever I ask for a single packet of
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Postby Lowercase Tea » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:13 pm

The real pro move is to keep a bunch of extra sauces in your junk drawer for when they run out at the store.
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Postby Cone » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:28 pm

The worst part is that I remember there being another story just like this a few years ago
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:22 am

because I'm always looking for the newest outside-the-bun menu items, I make a point of googling "taco bell" every so often and limiting the search results to hits in the last seven days. unfortunately nearly all of them involve shootings/robberies/aggravated assaults. I mean you get the occasional taco bell prom pictures in the springtime, but then it's just crime all the way down. and occasionally a new quesarito in columbus, ohio. and those are the moments I live for.
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Postby shark week » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:36 am

i tried the 1$ chicken enchilada burrito thing last night and it was not good
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:37 am

easy wrote:I mean you get the occasional taco bell prom pictures in the springtime, but then it's just crime all the way down. and occasionally a new quesarito in columbus, ohio. and those are the moments I live for.

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