taco bell fires back against pussies with new burrito

[DasLofGang]

on a par with thinking of some bread and jelly and adding peanut butter

[tgk]

no rice man come on

[Beaver King]

Tried the 3 cheese nacho grande burrito. It’s ok I guess. Gonna try the chicken one soon

[easy]

I feel like the Bell’s been in the lab for a hot ass minute but unfortunately I don’t expect a new flagship item until their perennial super bowl push

[easy]

if it’s some breaded chicken shit I’m gonna be so disappointed

give us the damn reaper burrito

[DasLofGang]

the naked chicken chalupa is back, if you want one of those they have it just ask

[DasLofGang]

the app pushed an alert to my phone about "new burritos" but they're just combo boxes with the same old burritos, these burritos aren't new, what the fuck

consider this pussy -not- fired back against

[Fullscreen]

I find TB's menu board to be a little convoluted, like do they still have the grilled stuft burrito or do they call it something different now?

It's like they're selling either small items or combos without putting their big ticket burritos on front street. Despite the name, burritos are the heart and soul of taco bell imo.

GSB still exists but they call it the "XXL GSB" and more than one cashier has corrected me if I didn't include "ex-ex-el" while ordering

it's like $5 these days but is a solid choice for the anchor of a two-item order

oh sure this is my usual move. beef gsb and maybe a crunchwrap supreme. thinking about a lateral move to the chalupa boat, see how it plays.

[DasLofGang]

chalupa boat is/was LTO, and now gone

meet your new folded chicken cardboard overlords

[Bartatua]

I dont know what a reaper burrito is but i want it

[That Demon Life]

I dont know what a reaper burrito is but i want it

I dunno. It's pretty grim.

[brian dennehy fan]

does the reaper burrito ever say sometimes I absolutely hate this job before you devour it

[Comrade Jeb]

the chalupa boat was incredible. really loved that one. the expensive chicken tacquitos I could do without.

[dvr]

Those chicken taquitos are horrible

[Bartatua]

I'll eat anything

[Feech La Manna]

Those chicken taquitos are horrible

Yeah I tried these the last time they had them and I don't even know what they're going for with them. The shell tastes fucking awful.

[SonicBoom]

Yeah, they've been garbage after the bcb came back. Double chalupa is ok, but the chicken rollers are garbage.

[meanie shrubs]

I just got the Grande burrito box... That is one wimpy burrito

[Brouhaha]

[tgk]

twice now have tried to order the chicken enchilada burrito and gotten the crappy beef one with red strips. not convinced this chicken thing exists.

[lockheed]

the smoke shop i buy weed from in my neighborhood is literally next door to a taco bell which is itself steps from the train stop and it has to be the shittiest taco bell i've ever been to, beating out the one on claiborne in new orleans. i've only been once and i really wish things were different because i love the combination.

[lockheed]

i dunno, maybe putting a taco bell next door to a smoke shop was just too idealistic

[Brouhaha]

https://kfor.com/2018/12/31/confrontation-over-taco-sauce-leads-to-shooting-at-sw-oklahoma-city-taco-bell/

[tgk]

Driving off without checking your sauces is a rookie move.

[DasLofGang]

I guess now I know why they always give me two fistfuls of whatever I ask for a single packet of

[Lowercase Tea]

The real pro move is to keep a bunch of extra sauces in your junk drawer for when they run out at the store.

[Cone]

The worst part is that I remember there being another story just like this a few years ago

[easy]

because I'm always looking for the newest outside-the-bun menu items, I make a point of googling "taco bell" every so often and limiting the search results to hits in the last seven days. unfortunately nearly all of them involve shootings/robberies/aggravated assaults. I mean you get the occasional taco bell prom pictures in the springtime, but then it's just crime all the way down. and occasionally a new quesarito in columbus, ohio. and those are the moments I live for.

[shark week]

i tried the 1$ chicken enchilada burrito thing last night and it was not good

[DasLofGang]

I mean you get the occasional taco bell prom pictures in the springtime, but then it's just crime all the way down. and occasionally a new quesarito in columbus, ohio. and those are the moments I live for.

one set of footprints...