taco bell fires back against pussies with new burrito

by **easy** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:03 pm

if it’s some breaded chicken shit I’m gonna be so disappointed

give us the damn reaper burrito

by **DasLofGang** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:50 pm

the naked chicken chalupa is back, if you want one of those they have it just ask

by **DasLofGang** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:52 pm

the app pushed an alert to my phone about "new burritos" but they're just combo boxes with the same old burritos, these burritos aren't new, what the fuck

consider this pussy -not- fired back against

by **Fullscreen** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:04 pm

powderfinger wrote:
Fullscreen wrote:I find TB's menu board to be a little convoluted, like do they still have the grilled stuft burrito or do they call it something different now?

It's like they're selling either small items or combos without putting their big ticket burritos on front street. Despite the name, burritos are the heart and soul of taco bell imo.

GSB still exists but they call it the "XXL GSB" and more than one cashier has corrected me if I didn't include "ex-ex-el" while ordering

it's like $5 these days but is a solid choice for the anchor of a two-item order

oh sure this is my usual move. beef gsb and maybe a crunchwrap supreme. thinking about a lateral move to the chalupa boat, see how it plays.

by **DasLofGang** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:22 pm

chalupa boat is/was LTO, and now gone

meet your new folded chicken cardboard overlords

by **Bartatua** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:20 pm

I dont know what a reaper burrito is but i want it

by **That Demon Life** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:43 pm

Bartatua wrote:I dont know what a reaper burrito is but i want it

I dunno. It's pretty grim.

by **brian dennehy fan** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:51 pm

does the reaper burrito ever say sometimes I absolutely hate this job before you devour it

by **Comrade Jeb** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:56 pm

the chalupa boat was incredible. really loved that one. the expensive chicken tacquitos I could do without.

by **dvr** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:02 pm

Those chicken taquitos are horrible

by **Bartatua** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:03 pm

I'll eat anything

by **Feech La Manna** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:08 pm

dvr wrote:Those chicken taquitos are horrible

Yeah I tried these the last time they had them and I don't even know what they're going for with them. The shell tastes fucking awful.

by **SonicBoom** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:57 am

Yeah, they've been garbage after the bcb came back. Double chalupa is ok, but the chicken rollers are garbage.

by **meanie shrubs** » Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:07 pm

I just got the Grande burrito box... That is one wimpy burrito

by **Brouhaha** » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:28 pm

by **tgk** » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:43 pm

twice now have tried to order the chicken enchilada burrito and gotten the crappy beef one with red strips. not convinced this chicken thing exists.

by **lockheed** » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:48 pm

the smoke shop i buy weed from in my neighborhood is literally next door to a taco bell which is itself steps from the train stop and it has to be the shittiest taco bell i've ever been to, beating out the one on claiborne in new orleans. i've only been once and i really wish things were different because i love the combination.

by **lockheed** » Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:09 pm

i dunno, maybe putting a taco bell next door to a smoke shop was just too idealistic

by **Brouhaha** » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:26 pm

https://kfor.com/2018/12/31/confrontation-over-taco-sauce-leads-to-shooting-at-sw-oklahoma-city-taco-bell/

by **tgk** » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:34 pm

Driving off without checking your sauces is a rookie move.

by **DasLofGang** » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:21 pm

I guess now I know why they always give me two fistfuls of whatever I ask for a single packet of

by **Lowercase Tea** » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:13 pm

The real pro move is to keep a bunch of extra sauces in your junk drawer for when they run out at the store.

by **Cone** » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:28 pm

The worst part is that I remember there being another story just like this a few years ago

by **easy** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:22 am

because I'm always looking for the newest outside-the-bun menu items, I make a point of googling "taco bell" every so often and limiting the search results to hits in the last seven days. unfortunately nearly all of them involve shootings/robberies/aggravated assaults. I mean you get the occasional taco bell prom pictures in the springtime, but then it's just crime all the way down. and occasionally a new quesarito in columbus, ohio. and those are the moments I live for.

by **shark week** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:36 am

i tried the 1$ chicken enchilada burrito thing last night and it was not good

by **DasLofGang** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:37 am

easy wrote:I mean you get the occasional taco bell prom pictures in the springtime, but then it's just crime all the way down. and occasionally a new quesarito in columbus, ohio. and those are the moments I live for.

one set of footprints...

by **That Demon Life** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:44 am

Lowercase Tea wrote:The real pro move is to keep a bunch of extra sauces in your junk drawer for when they run out at the store.

Haha yeah I probably have about 30 packets of fire sauce in a bag with like some chick fil a sauce and Whataburger spicy ketchup and a few other things. Maybe the trashiest thing about me. Don't care.

by **Gene Parmesan** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:01 pm

had the three cheese nacho burrito for the first time this weekend.

flaming hot fritos > red strips. but for a burrito that's $1 and has no rice, it was pretty great and is a fantastic value.

by **dvr** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:49 pm

Just had the $1 chicken enchilada burrito. Seems too good to be true, waiting for the purple diarrhea

Edit:

shark week wrote:i tried the 1$ chicken enchilada burrito thing last night and it was not good

Whaaa?

by **DasLofGang** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:18 pm

fries comin back

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