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Postby easy » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:21 pm

fuck off
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:26 pm

hey man don't fire back against the messenger
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Postby Sobieski » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:27 pm

yeah I don’t need fries from Taco Bell

those burritos are pretty good tho
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:27 pm

sorry. allow me to clarify:

Taco Bell, please fuck off!!!
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:28 pm

they should just stop kidding themselves and release the damn taco cheeseburger they've been dying to release for years. fuck it. do taco subway sandwiches, while we're at it.
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:29 pm

i want either the volcano or the classic baja sauces back, on something, in some form, so help me g-d
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Postby Bartatua » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:47 pm

gimme the bell
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:31 am

Bartatua wrote:gimme the bell


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Postby meanie shrubs » Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:29 pm

What's the state of your regular taco bell bill? I can get it down to 4.87 if I'm lucky sometimes
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Postby death is my amigo » Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:32 am

if you're lucky?
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Postby dvr » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:13 pm

meanie shrubs wrote:What's the state of your regular taco bell bill? I can get it down to 4.87 if I'm lucky sometimes


usually like 3.26.. 3x $1 items
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Postby That Demon Life » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:40 pm

I usually do a box of some kind and then my girlfriend gets three customized dollar menu items and we share the drink. So about $9, but that's for two.

Sometimes I splurge and get like a Mexican pizza or crunchwrap and double decker taco, though. Always need a drink.
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Postby Bartatua » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:45 pm

gonna get taco bell and watch the royal rumble tomarrow
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Postby That Demon Life » Sat Jan 26, 2019 9:10 pm

Bartatua wrote:gonna get taco bell and watch the royal rumble tomarrow


Same but John Wick 2 and that Polar movie on Netflix that's a John Wick ripoff, but with Mads Mikkelsen.
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Postby hideout » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:57 pm

the other week i added on fries to a beefy 5 layer thinking that they’d come inside the burrito, but instead they were on the side. it was an extreme disappointment
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Postby easy » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:21 pm

hideout wrote:the other week i added on fries to a beefy 5 layer thinking that they’d come inside the burrito, but instead they were on the side. it was an extreme disappointment


this is like when you hit an invisible wall in a video game
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Postby meanie shrubs » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:41 pm

Why are all the meat options for the breakfast crunchwrap so gross? Just give me a crunchwrap with a hash brown in it
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:46 pm

i'm almost 40 and i think my years of taco bell are starting to catch up to me...
WHITESOXXX-XXX-XXXX
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Postby brent » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:49 pm

i’ve been eating vegetarian bell a lot lately
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Postby ahungbunny » Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:26 am

literally the only fast food i eat, usually when i'm annoyed, hungry, just getting out of work, and don't want to eat in, and it's always the same

crunchwrap supreme
-beans instead of meat
-fresco
-add potatoes
bean burrito
-fresco
-add potatoes

$7.06

it's always totally medium
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Postby dvr » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:09 am

Man, that seems expensive for two items. Is it filling?
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Postby CudNylon » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:42 am

I’ve finally started subbing black beans over refried in my vegan TB orders and it’s a world of difference.

2x 7-layer burrito. Sub black beans, fresco, grilled. Optional: add red strips/jalapeño
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:00 am

ahungbunny wrote:literally the only fast food i eat, usually when i'm annoyed, hungry, just getting out of work, and don't want to eat in, and it's always the same

crunchwrap supreme
-beans instead of meat
-fresco
-add potatoes
bean burrito
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-add potatoes

$7.06

it's always totally medium

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Postby easy » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:34 pm

just saw a commercial for the double gordita crunch box

might need to try it this week. i mean it sounds like a cgc but............double
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:42 pm

they did this already last year and it was completely pointless

baja sauce you fucks
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Postby tgk » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:52 pm

$5 dcgc box is a solid go to.
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Postby dvr » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:26 pm

are boxes still a good value if you throw out the soda?
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Postby Bartatua » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:53 pm

ehst should i get from the ol bell tonipe
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:05 pm

i was tempted to try my first-ever 'mexican pizza' the other day, maybe you should check one a those out
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:09 pm

see if your local bell is one of the non-narc, DSA & antifa-approved ones that will make you an Enchirito if you order it
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