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Postby shark week » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:36 am

i tried the 1$ chicken enchilada burrito thing last night and it was not good
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:37 am

easy wrote:I mean you get the occasional taco bell prom pictures in the springtime, but then it's just crime all the way down. and occasionally a new quesarito in columbus, ohio. and those are the moments I live for.

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Postby That Demon Life » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:44 am

Lowercase Tea wrote:The real pro move is to keep a bunch of extra sauces in your junk drawer for when they run out at the store.


Haha yeah I probably have about 30 packets of fire sauce in a bag with like some chick fil a sauce and Whataburger spicy ketchup and a few other things. Maybe the trashiest thing about me. Don't care.
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Postby Gene Parmesan » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:01 pm

had the three cheese nacho burrito for the first time this weekend.

flaming hot fritos > red strips. but for a burrito that's $1 and has no rice, it was pretty great and is a fantastic value.
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Postby dvr » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:49 pm

Just had the $1 chicken enchilada burrito. Seems too good to be true, waiting for the purple diarrhea

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shark week wrote:i tried the 1$ chicken enchilada burrito thing last night and it was not good


Whaaa?
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:18 pm

fries comin back
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:21 pm

fuck off
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:26 pm

hey man don't fire back against the messenger
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Postby Sobieski » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:27 pm

yeah I don’t need fries from Taco Bell

those burritos are pretty good tho
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:27 pm

sorry. allow me to clarify:

Taco Bell, please fuck off!!!
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:28 pm

they should just stop kidding themselves and release the damn taco cheeseburger they've been dying to release for years. fuck it. do taco subway sandwiches, while we're at it.
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:29 pm

i want either the volcano or the classic baja sauces back, on something, in some form, so help me g-d
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Postby Bartatua » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:47 pm

gimme the bell
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:31 am

Bartatua wrote:gimme the bell


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Postby meanie shrubs » Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:29 pm

What's the state of your regular taco bell bill? I can get it down to 4.87 if I'm lucky sometimes
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Postby death is my amigo » Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:32 am

if you're lucky?
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Postby dvr » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:13 pm

meanie shrubs wrote:What's the state of your regular taco bell bill? I can get it down to 4.87 if I'm lucky sometimes


usually like 3.26.. 3x $1 items
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Postby That Demon Life » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:40 pm

I usually do a box of some kind and then my girlfriend gets three customized dollar menu items and we share the drink. So about $9, but that's for two.

Sometimes I splurge and get like a Mexican pizza or crunchwrap and double decker taco, though. Always need a drink.
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Postby Bartatua » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:45 pm

gonna get taco bell and watch the royal rumble tomarrow
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Postby That Demon Life » Sat Jan 26, 2019 9:10 pm

Bartatua wrote:gonna get taco bell and watch the royal rumble tomarrow


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Postby Stuntman » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:43 pm

I just had nacho cheese fries for the first time. These are essentially Burger King fries coated with nacho cheese Dorito dust with a cup of cheese. No thanks.
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Postby hideout » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:57 pm

the other week i added on fries to a beefy 5 layer thinking that they’d come inside the burrito, but instead they were on the side. it was an extreme disappointment
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Postby easy » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:21 pm

hideout wrote:the other week i added on fries to a beefy 5 layer thinking that they’d come inside the burrito, but instead they were on the side. it was an extreme disappointment


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Postby meanie shrubs » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:41 pm

Why are all the meat options for the breakfast crunchwrap so gross? Just give me a crunchwrap with a hash brown in it
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:46 pm

i'm almost 40 and i think my years of taco bell are starting to catch up to me...
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Postby brent » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:49 pm

i’ve been eating vegetarian bell a lot lately
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Postby ahungbunny » Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:26 am

literally the only fast food i eat, usually when i'm annoyed, hungry, just getting out of work, and don't want to eat in, and it's always the same

crunchwrap supreme
-beans instead of meat
-fresco
-add potatoes
bean burrito
-fresco
-add potatoes

$7.06

it's always totally medium
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Postby dvr » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:09 am

Man, that seems expensive for two items. Is it filling?
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Postby CudNylon » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:42 am

I’ve finally started subbing black beans over refried in my vegan TB orders and it’s a world of difference.

2x 7-layer burrito. Sub black beans, fresco, grilled. Optional: add red strips/jalapeño
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:00 am

ahungbunny wrote:literally the only fast food i eat, usually when i'm annoyed, hungry, just getting out of work, and don't want to eat in, and it's always the same

crunchwrap supreme
-beans instead of meat
-fresco
-add potatoes
bean burrito
-fresco
-add potatoes

$7.06

it's always totally medium

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