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Postby Sobieski » Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:14 pm

mexican pizzas are good

I just got a meximelt the other day for the first time in like years
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Postby mariavesperi » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:17 am

dvr wrote:are boxes still a good value if you throw out the soda?

I believe the sciencific community's Findings on this were that you should just get the unsweetened ice tea
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Postby dvr » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:18 pm

mariavesperi wrote:
dvr wrote:are boxes still a good value if you throw out the soda?

I believe the sciencific community's Findings on this were that you should just get the unsweetened ice tea


if i'm gonna have caffeine after noon it's gonna be coffee, not taco bell tea
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Postby Cone » Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:02 am

I might be down with that griller right there
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Postby trouble » Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:07 am

would you guys let a rattlesnake bite you for a free serving of rattlesnake fries
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Postby dvr » Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:04 pm

any thread posters that don't use any hot sauce?


(freaks)
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Postby Franco » Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:06 pm

those are some seedy penos there
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Postby easy » Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:08 pm

Franco wrote:those are some seedy penos there


This Snake Bites, baaabyyyyyyyy
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:21 pm

I will def. try that griller. I thought part of the rattlesnake rollout was gonna be something like lava sauce though? Bring back the freakin' lava sauce!
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Postby churrokbyme » Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:10 pm

dvr wrote:any thread posters that don't use any hot sauce?


(freaks)


opening and putting hot sauce on unacceptably increases the amount of time between receiving my bell and shoving it down my pie-hole.
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:15 pm

yeah but putting on the hot sauce is part of the taco bell experience
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Postby CudNylon » Sat Feb 23, 2019 3:21 pm

Took over 20 minutes to get my two burrito mobile order. wish I had a better local.
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Postby jewels » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:06 pm

anyone want to buy a taco bell mild sauce packet for 24 grand?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Rare-blank-Taco-Bell-mild-sauce-packet-fresh-/272922476712
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Postby futurist » Thu Feb 28, 2019 1:19 am

wow free grubhub taco bell delivery is really creating a lot of moral dilemmas for me
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Postby blogger status » Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:46 pm

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Postby VHGisdead » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:06 pm

At long fucking last, I have finally decided to start taking full advantage of taco bell as a vegetarian fast food option
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Postby Permafrost » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:10 pm

I pity that strongman’s digestive system
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:13 pm

VHGisdead wrote:At long fucking last, I have finally decided to start taking full advantage of taco bell as a vegetarian fast food option


i absolutely love the bean burrito
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Postby VHGisdead » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:19 pm

definitely gonna go HAM on beans

I only just internalized the idea of subbing beans for meat so the whole menu is opening up to me
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Postby tgk » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:36 pm

chalupa w/ beans instead of beef is a winner, get that and a spicy potato soft taco and a bean burrito or a tostada
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Postby high bias » Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:10 am

loaf angel wrote:
VHGisdead wrote:At long fucking last, I have finally decided to start taking full advantage of taco bell as a vegetarian fast food option


i absolutely love the bean burrito


yeah bean burrito is my go to. feels like the closest thing to actual food too
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Postby quinine » Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:50 pm

what the FUCK the fries were discontinued???
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Postby Bartatua » Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:26 pm

i ate a bunch of taco bell while watching wrestlemania
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:27 pm

quinine wrote:what the FUCK the fries were discontinued???


I think they're on the McRib cycle now
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Postby walt whitman » Mon Apr 08, 2019 6:12 pm

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"i’ll finish this but i’m not super impressed by this... why would anyone order that- i will not be going back to taco bell "

probably my reaction to every time i’ve eaten from this place
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Postby quinine » Mon Apr 08, 2019 6:15 pm

tbell fries aren't a mediocre item you can build buzz around by making it scarce tho. they are the greatest taco bell innovation in years
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Postby swift » Mon Apr 08, 2019 6:19 pm

Crunchwrap Supreme + Rattlesnake Steak and Fries Burrito was a great meal. It felt like meeting some friend you've mostly grown apart from but thoroughly enjoy a couple hours of drinks and hanging out every 5 odd years. Big thanks to the folks at Taco Bell!
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Postby fizzle » Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:03 pm

Rattlesnake burrito slays. There’s a tb around the corner from my apt and my gf is bummed ha
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Postby Architecture » Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:46 pm

quinine wrote:tbell fries aren't a mediocre item you can build buzz around by making it scarce tho. they are the greatest taco bell innovation in years

Can probably still get them in the UK

tgk wrote:chalupa w/ beans instead of beef is a winner, get that and a spicy potato soft taco and a bean burrito or a tostada

Spicy potato soft taco is, hands down, my favorite thing on the dollar menu

Go-to order has been one spicy potato soft taco and one chalupa supreme with beef for a while now, usually with a small baja blast
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