random posts that you still remember

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Mr Squishy » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:08 am

In response to this cartoon:

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Postby Link » Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:10 am

if you’re not making $50,000 a year after graduating college you should probably kill yourself


Read this while at work, possibly in 2011 (?), have never been able to forget it.
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Postby draw » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:10 am

Wow
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:13 am

That's one of those things that you know even at the time was probably posted by some insecure 28 year old
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Postby rex » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:23 am

Re: Revisiting the Chemical Brothers
This Guy wrote:Brothers Gonna Work it Out was my dream entrance song for the imaginary WWE Tag Team of me and my little brother

This Guy wrote:Obviously I meant Leave Home, but only like the first minute as the entrance song for my WWE tag team
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:04 am

I love that.
kranky wrote:the monster mash isn't actually halloween specific and is just a monster party that could happen at any time.
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:29 am

So good.
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Postby south pacific » Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:40 am

I don't remember who said it here but whenever I get pissed at someone/something I usually think to myself, "FUCK A CHOBANI"

which I believe came from the Greek yogurt review thread


thanks Hipinion, for that ray of sunshine
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Postby Jeremy » Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:52 pm

KALM wrote:i've never actually browsed infowars or their forum until now

all of the threads on the first page looked pretty crazy, but i decided to click on the first one that caught my eye: "TSA have gone competely insane. Raping children and grandmothers while giving us cancer"

turns out that wasn't a thread, it was actually the name of a sub-forum with hundreds of separate threads inside.
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:54 pm

man
wendy wrote:
colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby jon » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:13 pm

That’s incredible
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Postby Hal Jordan » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:15 pm

rememebr all of hal jordan's classic and random posts
well that was intense
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Postby chairkicker » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:28 pm

bro tones wrote:ocean city, bought one of these in one of those beach gift shop stores. one of the screw ons was a naked mudflap lady. the first time i shined it through fog was mind boggling.
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Postby bro tones » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:36 pm

oh man yeah that shit was wild
benj wrote:rest in peace luggii dead ass
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Postby Chester Minute » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:42 pm

Jeremy wrote:
KALM wrote:i've never actually browsed infowars or their forum until now

all of the threads on the first page looked pretty crazy, but i decided to click on the first one that caught my eye: "TSA have gone competely insane. Raping children and grandmothers while giving us cancer"

turns out that wasn't a thread, it was actually the name of a sub-forum with hundreds of separate threads inside.


holy goddamned shit
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:51 pm

might have to check that sub forum out
wendy wrote:
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Postby Celiac » Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:03 pm

Hal Jordan wrote:rememebr all of hal jordan's classic and random posts


i will never forget this one...
This is a Hamidou Diallo Fan Account
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Postby pablito » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:38 am

Classic Dog Avatar wrote:
Jeremy wrote:
KALM wrote:i've never actually browsed infowars or their forum until now

all of the threads on the first page looked pretty crazy, but i decided to click on the first one that caught my eye: "TSA have gone competely insane. Raping children and grandmothers while giving us cancer"

turns out that wasn't a thread, it was actually the name of a sub-forum with hundreds of separate threads inside.


holy goddamned shit

I'd like to see you drop some truth bombs in the subforum titles. Sound off, man! A soapbox is a soapbox!
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Postby vivian darko » Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:26 pm

ratbags wrote:HEY!

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I JUST WANNA TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT YA

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Postby easy » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:56 pm

digital friday wrote:
loaf angel wrote:caught this one out in the wild and was impressed. i thought this kind of indignant attitude toward internet shorthand died with Web 1.0

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Prince did this and he used that free time taking pills. What’s the lesson here?
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Postby guidance » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:32 pm

vivian darko wrote:
ratbags wrote:HEY!

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I JUST WANNA TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT YA

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omg
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Postby joe » Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:57 pm

got this in my head in the shower the other day:




pablito wrote:cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
little boy blue and the man on the moon
when you comin home dad? 11 AM
and we'll get together then
and i'll also do work calls then
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:46 pm

Wow. That's a perfect post.
kranky wrote:the monster mash isn't actually halloween specific and is just a monster party that could happen at any time.
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Postby bro tones » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:52 pm

weird i just came in here to post that lol
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Postby dvr » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:34 am

Thread: classic what would you do scenario

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:we repainted the guest bathroom saturday and when we were whining during touch up work i suggested we keep out a pint of paint and some small paint brushes so when guests come over and see touch up spots we may have missed they could help out but Sweet Girlfriend Pectin laughed so hard and so suddenly i had to pretend i was 100% joking when really i was only 65% joking but that got me thinking

if i invited you over to my home and when you excused yourself to the bathroom you saw a pint of paint and some small paint brushes with a note explaining that we recently repainted that room and if you saw touch up spots could you please help out would you do it

i think a lot of people at this point in our lives understand how when painting knockdown texture drywall (don't even get me started you can't even buy a house without this garbage oh god you got me started) all day staring intently at nothing but the same color over and over again you can easily miss spots as your eyes pull a reverse wizard of oz and are basically useless and would hope that i would return the favor if they themselves left a pint of paint and small paint brushes in their guest bathroom (which i would)

the only part where i think she has me is this would be drawing attention to the shitty stops people probably didn't notice but now we're forcing people to look for those spots and now they'll never be able to unsee them too (hence the paint brushes to fix this!)



hoopdog wrote:in what sense is this a "classic" what would you do scenario
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Postby Autarch » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:12 am

pokethedoke wrote:
good lord
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Postby pablito » Sat Oct 06, 2018 4:59 am

easy put this in the quintessential posts thread and it pops into my head all the time
easy wrote:Fashion Thread

pokethedoke wrote:Image
what kinda shoes are these?
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Postby Mr Squishy » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:04 am

jolly hotdog wrote:Once at Subway a dude stole a sandwich from me as I was choosing the ingredients. He just hopped in and continued ordering it
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Postby chairkicker » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:19 pm

Mr Squishy wrote:
jolly hotdog wrote:Once at Subway a dude stole a sandwich from me as I was choosing the ingredients. He just hopped in and continued ordering it

i can still remember when i read this for the first time and how completely i lost it just imagining the scenario
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