random posts that you still remember

[Mr Squishy]

In response to this cartoon:

[Link]

if you’re not making $50,000 a year after graduating college you should probably kill yourself

Read this while at work, possibly in 2011 (?), have never been able to forget it.

[draw]

Wow

[Sobieski]

That's one of those things that you know even at the time was probably posted by some insecure 28 year old

[rex]

Re: Revisiting the Chemical Brothers

Brothers Gonna Work it Out was my dream entrance song for the imaginary WWE Tag Team of me and my little brother

Obviously I meant Leave Home, but only like the first minute as the entrance song for my WWE tag team

[Kevin McCallister]

I love that.

[delgriffith]

So good.

[south pacific]

I don't remember who said it here but whenever I get pissed at someone/something I usually think to myself, "FUCK A CHOBANI"

which I believe came from the Greek yogurt review thread


thanks Hipinion, for that ray of sunshine

[Jeremy]

i've never actually browsed infowars or their forum until now

all of the threads on the first page looked pretty crazy, but i decided to click on the first one that caught my eye: "TSA have gone competely insane. Raping children and grandmothers while giving us cancer"

turns out that wasn't a thread, it was actually the name of a sub-forum with hundreds of separate threads inside.

[mcwop23]

man

[jon]

That’s incredible

[Hal Jordan]

rememebr all of hal jordan's classic and random posts

[chairkicker]

ocean city, bought one of these in one of those beach gift shop stores. one of the screw ons was a naked mudflap lady. the first time i shined it through fog was mind boggling.

[bro tones]

oh man yeah that shit was wild

[Chester Minute]

i've never actually browsed infowars or their forum until now

all of the threads on the first page looked pretty crazy, but i decided to click on the first one that caught my eye: "TSA have gone competely insane. Raping children and grandmothers while giving us cancer"

turns out that wasn't a thread, it was actually the name of a sub-forum with hundreds of separate threads inside.

holy goddamned shit

[mcwop23]

might have to check that sub forum out

[Celiac]

rememebr all of hal jordan's classic and random posts

i will never forget this one...

[pablito]

i've never actually browsed infowars or their forum until now

all of the threads on the first page looked pretty crazy, but i decided to click on the first one that caught my eye: "TSA have gone competely insane. Raping children and grandmothers while giving us cancer"

turns out that wasn't a thread, it was actually the name of a sub-forum with hundreds of separate threads inside.

holy goddamned shit

I'd like to see you drop some truth bombs in the subforum titles. Sound off, man! A soapbox is a soapbox!

[vivian darko]

HEY!





I JUST WANNA TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT YA

[easy]

caught this one out in the wild and was impressed. i thought this kind of indignant attitude toward internet shorthand died with Web 1.0

Prince did this and he used that free time taking pills. What’s the lesson here?

[guidance]

HEY!





I JUST WANNA TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT YA

omg

[joe]

got this in my head in the shower the other day:

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/09/mark-wahlberg-schedule-frequently-asked-questions

cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
little boy blue and the man on the moon
when you comin home dad? 11 AM
and we'll get together then
and i'll also do work calls then

[Kevin McCallister]

Wow. That's a perfect post.

[bro tones]

weird i just came in here to post that lol

[dvr]

Thread: classic what would you do scenario

we repainted the guest bathroom saturday and when we were whining during touch up work i suggested we keep out a pint of paint and some small paint brushes so when guests come over and see touch up spots we may have missed they could help out but Sweet Girlfriend Pectin laughed so hard and so suddenly i had to pretend i was 100% joking when really i was only 65% joking but that got me thinking

if i invited you over to my home and when you excused yourself to the bathroom you saw a pint of paint and some small paint brushes with a note explaining that we recently repainted that room and if you saw touch up spots could you please help out would you do it

i think a lot of people at this point in our lives understand how when painting knockdown texture drywall (don't even get me started you can't even buy a house without this garbage oh god you got me started) all day staring intently at nothing but the same color over and over again you can easily miss spots as your eyes pull a reverse wizard of oz and are basically useless and would hope that i would return the favor if they themselves left a pint of paint and small paint brushes in their guest bathroom (which i would)

the only part where i think she has me is this would be drawing attention to the shitty stops people probably didn't notice but now we're forcing people to look for those spots and now they'll never be able to unsee them too (hence the paint brushes to fix this!)

in what sense is this a "classic" what would you do scenario

[Autarch]

good lord

[pablito]

easy put this in the quintessential posts thread and it pops into my head all the time

Fashion Thread

what kinda shoes are these?

[Mr Squishy]

Once at Subway a dude stole a sandwich from me as I was choosing the ingredients. He just hopped in and continued ordering it

[milano boy]

viewtopic.php?p=7434961#p7434961

[chairkicker]

Once at Subway a dude stole a sandwich from me as I was choosing the ingredients. He just hopped in and continued ordering it

i can still remember when i read this for the first time and how completely i lost it just imagining the scenario