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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby Jake SPEED » Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:54 pm

Mata was a year over the hill two years ago. Sharp move
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Postby chairkicker » Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:07 pm

mancubz wrote:I saw the most eviscerated rat I ever saw on avenue b tonight. I walked by it like 5 hours after originally seeing it and its guts are still strewn across the sidewalk in front of numerous food/beverage establishments!
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Postby Sobieski » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:17 am

pablito wrote:i will never understand going to another country to look at plants and rock formations

pablito wrote:plants and rock formations are chill but are you sure youve seen all the ones in your homeland? and have you ever done mushrooms
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Postby pana » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:20 am

Jake SPEED wrote:Mata was a year over the hill two years ago. Sharp move

Jake,
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Postby pablito » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:30 am

Sobieski wrote:
pablito wrote:i will never understand going to another country to look at plants and rock formations

pablito wrote:plants and rock formations are chill but are you sure youve seen all the ones in your homeland? and have you ever done mushrooms

I have no recollection of making these random posts
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Postby Sobieski » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:27 am

it was over in that scotland thread, fresh from 2015

but i definitely sometimes go to a gorge somewhere and wonder about my purpose in coming to that rock formation
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Postby Viola Swamp » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:15 pm

Anyone have poopler ghost story to share
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Postby Buddy Knox » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:17 pm

I've been searching for a video that someone posted a while back that was a Facebook timeline story that had only 3 pictures to cycle through and one of them was a photo of a totaled car and another was of a man in a hospital bed.
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Postby Marza » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:39 pm

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Postby Buddy Knox » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:41 pm

Yesss, that’s it. Thank you Marza.
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:11 pm

fucking lol
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Postby Sports Fan of the Year » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:15 pm

Viola Swamp wrote:Anyone have poopler ghost story to share


met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:27 pm

Marza wrote:


AHahaha man.
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Postby sunrise » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:14 am

holy shit
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:44 am

That might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Postby Buddy Knox » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:14 pm

Re: Eric Clapton

neely o'hara wrote:i dont understand his fanbase

here is the very large and cartoony painting he owns of his son falling out of a window

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Postby alaska » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:16 pm

oh my god
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Postby goofy's dead wife » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:27 pm

yeah that's one of those ones that sticks for life
Idk not gonna turn down boi pussy that's just sitting there waiting to be taken man
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:47 pm

omfg
kranky wrote:the monster mash isn't actually halloween specific and is just a monster party that could happen at any time.
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Postby chairkicker » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:49 pm

oh fuck
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Postby bro tones » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:52 pm

holy shit
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Postby joe » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:38 am

Marza wrote:


god i love this video
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Postby goofy's dead wife » Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:18 am

does anyone here have the tongue-tied post that ended with a line to the degree of "fuck it. it's redhead pussy. i gotta dive in.". i apologize in advance.

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Postby Buddy Knox » Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:25 pm

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Postby Jeremy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:20 am

KALM wrote:like 6 months ago my dad called me out of the blue to ask me if my mom has cancer because he heard a rumor going around that my mom has cancer. so i told him if she does this would be the first i'm hearing about it. he then proceeded to explain the rules of cricket to me for like 45 minutes.
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Postby Milk » Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:47 am

Have i made it to this thread yet? too lazy to check. It is one of my life's goal to make a random post people still remember.


Have to say my thread about eating 48 hot dogs in two weeks seems to have stuck in people's mind but this was also just a year ago.
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:52 am

I feel like your post about how your friend sees some clown culture whenever they visit Quebec made the thread somewhere.
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Postby guy forget » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:55 am

Milk I might not randomly remember your individual posts that much but I certainly randomly remember your message board character a lot so that’s something
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Postby goofy's dead wife » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:58 am

when me and my partner were living off of research study a few months ago i was thinking about milk literally every day of my life. i can't remember where he's posted about getting research study money before exactly but yeah the imagery stuck with me.
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Fri Jul 19, 2019 2:23 pm

milk you're a GOAT don't sweat it
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