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Postby tgk » Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:12 pm

jesus christ bob
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Postby viachicago » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:43 pm

WaltonGoggins wrote:Image
Day 4 Baby!


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Postby naturemorte » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:50 pm

:ryan:
chad wrote:"How can I make this about me and also congratulate myself in some way" - basically every hipinion bro
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Postby Autarch » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:53 pm

it is the Summer of Alligator Bob
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Postby brentwurst » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:02 pm

fuck it, i'm going after work
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Postby fredonia » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:06 pm

Image did they catch that dang gator?
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Postby WaltonGoggins » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:09 pm

Breaking News: "Folks with Chicago Animal Control told Block Club he doesn’t really go by Alligator Bob, though. One said he actually goes by Bob The Snake Man."
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Postby brentwurst » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:09 pm

he's alive

Around 11 a.m. cries erupted from a group gathered watching a trap on the eastern side of the lagoon. Several people claimed they saw the alligator near the trap.
“We saw it like the blink of an eye,” said Deandre Jackson, who took off work Friday to look for the alligator.


https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/bre ... story.html
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:30 pm

Alligator Bob is from Bridgeport which doesn't surprise me
WHITESOXXX-XXX-XXXX
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Postby domesticwhite » Fri Jul 12, 2019 7:50 pm

am i alone in thinking this should be a relatively easy task to capture this dude

i want him free but, that's lagoon isn't that big
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Postby wuk » Fri Jul 12, 2019 7:54 pm

When is it my turn to catch this thing? I'll fucking do it
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Postby domesticwhite » Fri Jul 12, 2019 7:58 pm

anyone hitting pitchfork next week or... complexcon... the latter i have to be at for work for a few hours. the former i will be weeping to HAIM, Sky Ferriera, Robyn, etc.
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Postby Autarch » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:49 pm

anyone want to go see alligator bob in action tomorrow?
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Postby wuk » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:13 pm

Alligator Bob is a fraud
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Postby Autarch » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:14 pm

I realize he's not a real alligator, but I'm rooting for him nonetheless
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Postby kirito » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:28 am

alligator bob is a cop
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Postby Autarch » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:45 am

look, that alligator needs to be brought somewhere safe. Eventually winter will come and the alligator will be in danger if it is still here. I support Alligator Bob trying to get that Alligator out of Humboldt Park and down to florida or something.
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Postby quinine » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:48 am

pretty over this alligator tbh
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Postby kid pretentious » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:17 pm

coming to town for pitchfork Thur-Mon, anyone have any dance party recommendations beyond what’s on resident advisor?

probably going to do galcher lustwerk saturday night, might try to do smartbar friday or sunday.

also i’ll probably be with user brentholomew a lot so come say what up at the fest.
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Postby domesticwhite » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:21 pm

kid pretentious wrote:coming to town for pitchfork Thur-Mon, anyone have any dance party recommendations beyond what’s on resident advisor?

probably going to do galcher lustwerk saturday night, might try to do smartbar friday or sunday.

also i’ll probably be with user brentholomew a lot so come say what up at the fest.


i perpetually recommend Danny's in Bucktown for dancing, but with a fest weekend, hard to say what kind of crowd you'll get. smartbar always fun.
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Postby kirito » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:48 pm

alligator bob is done.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/p ... 14721.html

The new strategy comes as the CACC hired Frank Robb, an alligator expert who owns Crocodilian Specialist Services in Florida. Robb was recommended by local experts in Florida, and arrived in Chicago on Sunday for an examination of the area surrounding the lagoon.
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Postby domesticwhite » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:01 am

alligator bob... thank you
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Postby viachicago » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:32 am

time for alligator Robb
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Postby WaltonGoggins » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:04 am

going to be really embarrassing for Bob if Robb makes short work of this
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Postby creedence tapes » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:44 am

Alligator robb will meet his downfall when he gives up his honor for love. To me, he is a pretender
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Postby Autarch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:19 pm

Alligator Bob humiliated. Bye bob.
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Postby wuk » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:20 pm

wuk wrote:When do we call in a true Florida gator guy? Bob is overmatched here.


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Postby galactagogue » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:38 pm

quinine wrote:pretty over this alligator tbh



yup !

but im from florida so
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:41 pm

chance the snapper
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby Autarch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:09 pm

i'm more in it for the bob/robb drama than the alligator itself. My theory is that Alligator Bob is the one who released the gator into the park. Cuz, like, the gator showed up, and Alligator Bob was on the scene really fast...almost too fast. The fact is that Alligator Bob has been eager for the opportunity to try to catch a gator. He's even admitted that catching reptiles is his "lifelong passion". We also know that he lives in chicago and would definitely pounce at the opportunity to weasel his way out of the time and money commitment that comes with travelling to Florida. He needed a way to experience the unparalleled thrill of catching a gator without having to travel to the american southeast. Simply put, he wanted to have his cake and eat it too. So, in an act of hubris, he released his own pet gator into Humboldt Park, thinking it would be easy to re-capture. But now he has completely humiliated himself in front of the whole city. And what's more, once Alligator Robb wrangles the beast, Coward Bob won't even get his pet back, because he won't admit that the gator is his. It will be released into the wild, and Bob will be a crocodile cuckold.

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