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Postby coop » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:44 am

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A man is dead after he fell into a machine while working at a Toronto pasta factory on Monday.

The man, 26, was the future son-in-law of the owner of Pasta Quistini, CBC News has learned.

A relative of a worker at Pasta Quistini told CBC News that the man’s shirt became caught in a pasta-making machine, pulling him in head-first. People who knew the victim said his first name was Justin. He was dating the factory owner's daughter, they told CBC.


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2011/04/11/pasta-machine-accident.html
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:44 am

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Postby hiddenicon » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:44 am

oh oh, spaghetti o's!
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Postby murray st. » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:46 am

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Postby fester » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:49 am

People who knew the victim said his first name was Justin.
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Postby MrDecember » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:50 am

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Postby 7spelledout » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:52 am

Sauce my daughter? We'll just see about that....
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Postby Totally » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:01 am

This is completely fucking bumming me out.
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Postby Durham » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:03 am

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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:04 am

I smell an Oscar-contender here.
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:04 am

either that, or freshly produced tortellini.
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:06 am

WHY CAN'T I THINK OF ANY PUNS
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Postby joe » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:07 am

fester wrote:
People who knew the victim said his first name was Justin.


I also like that "a relative of a worker" was their source for what happened
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Postby loadletter » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:07 am

it's sad to see him pasta way so young.
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Postby 1986 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:09 am

this happened at a tortilleria by me in january
most terrifying thing basically
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manicotti
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:10 am

1986 wrote:this happened at a tortilleria by me in january
most terrifying thing basically

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Postby VHGisdead » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:10 am

sometimes you just die in an unimaginably horrific pasta machine accident
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Postby Bananafish » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:10 am

At least he died doing what he loved.
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Postby Barmy » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:11 am

those last few seconds, looking down at those silver blades
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Mama mia!
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sometimes you just die in a marsala
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Getting shades of

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